>Freeze, muthafucka. u betta give me yo wallet or imma bust

>>39123880
I give this poor guy some money because he obviously needs it to pay the bill for his stock photo.

>>39123880
I don't have a physical wallet, you dumb nigger. I only do transactions in bitcoin because it's not a jewish currency.

>>39123880
Do you know CJ from Grove Street? He is my homie so you better watch out

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>>39123900
>bitcoin
>not a jewish currency
Kek.
Sure thing lad. Sure thing.

Shoot me nigger!

I would ask to die. Then atleast people would ignore the fact that I was a failure and say my death was a tragedy or something.

>>39123930
Less jewish than every other currency except for the countries we're getting ready to nuke.

Do it, nigger just fucking do it

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>>39123975
>currency that gives the wealthy the power to directly create more of it
>bitcoin is the currency of the future
>not regulated
>I am in power

>>39124026
>currency that gives the wealthy the power to directly create more of it
Why are you describing how jewish owned banks operate when we're talking about bitcoin?

>>39123880
I don't have any money and don't worry I ain't saying shit.

>>39123880
I relazie it is just a dream because I don't live on freedomland.

>>39123880
I don't have a wallet. Here's my phone and a pack of gum.

>>39124036
Are you implying that just because you don't see the jews in your new fancy currency, they aren't there?

>>39123880
Well, at least let me keep my ID. I kind of need that more than the cash and cards.

>>39124055
They're there without a doubt, but you can't just create new bitcoins without actually mining for them, which rich people don't do because it's inefficient as fuck. Central banking systems just have to type in the number of dollars they want to create and bam, they get to give it out at no cost to themselves and charge interest on it.

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Defend myself.

You DO concealed carry, right anons?

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>>39123880
Just let me reach into my pocket and pull out my... pocket sand! Shishishaw!

>>39124069
>thinking you'd actually have time to pull out a gun from your waist at gunpoint

you'd get domed anon

>>39124063
No can do homeboy. I'm going to like being you.

>>39123880

i dont have a wallet just a phone with credit cards etc, does this mean i die?

probs take out my I.D, cards give him my phone

My wallet is at my house, good sir.

>>39123880
Yo yo, YO chill... aight man here you go *kick towards his balls, miss and get shot 12 times in the face, chest, and stomach*

Now for the 6 o'clock news... a young man was shot dead on the street by a mugger in an attempt to defend himself. The perpetrator has not been caught or identified. Anyone with information about this incident is encouraged to alert the police.

>>39124095
>give him wallet
>he runs away
>shoot him in the back

>>39124095
The nigger is holding the gun sideways. Chances are it doesn't even know how to load it or disengage the safety. If it did fire there is no way I'd get hit. I carry appendix so nog would be slain very quickly.

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>>39123880
Hand him my wallet. How the fuck else are you supposed to respond with a gun aimed at your head?

>>39124158
>shoot him in the back
Congratulations, you just committed a felony. What's the next step in your master plan?

>>39124068
The only ones who are able to mine """"efficient"""" are the ones who have access to a lot of money, because of the infrastructure that is needed.
If you really think, that mining some bitcoins with your RX 460 in your moms basement is some Robin Hood shit that actually opposes the big players, I am jealous of the comfort you seem to have built up in you rainbow filled world.

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>>39124158
Don't do this.

Originally speaking.

>>39123880
Call him a dumb nigger and hope that he shoots me cause i dont wanna live. The more coons in the pen for life the better

>>39124158
lol nice, that's smart

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>2 to the chest
>1 to the head

>>39124242
>not doing 3 to the head

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>>39123880
Kill me.
Make it clean baby.
no really, do it right between my eyes

>>39124101
But I'm white. Nobody is going to buy that. Also why do you look like you're about to cry?

>hand over wallet
I mean it's not worth dying over, hell I don't even have a payWave card so he's literally getting the $15 I have in there.

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>>39123880
Nigga I ain't white, I'm Mexican and live across the street from you so you know I'm broke as shit. Hell I can barely afford rent as it is.

>>39124366
>so he's literally getting the $15 I have in there
It's the principle.

>>39124399
ey yo beaner, gimme yo money.

>>39124416
All I got is $4 and a bus pass. Here go buy yourself a taco and some horchata.

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I ain't giving you shit, bro. Fuck off.

I really don't appreciate the way you're talking to me. Please, try again. This time say the magic word.

>>39123880
Bow down before the one you serve, nigger

>>39123880
Go back to you homeland you dumb monkey

>>39123880
Please dont. I'll suck your dick. I'll let you fuck me

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>>39123880
S O R R Y, I D O N ' T S P E A K W E L F A R E

>>39124158
Do not do this holy shit. Anyone who does this is fucking retarded.

I went to the gas station late at night to buy some beer when I saw a bunch of niggers hanging out like niggers do. One particular nigger was chimping out about people looking for him and having the cops called on him at walmart which resulted in him getting arrested. I was unfortunate enough to walk in before him and walked into the aisle i was going at. I was turning around and we got stuck cause we kept shifting sides until he let out a loud "GET OUT MY WAY NIGGA". I of course ignored him. I thought I was going to die.

>>39123880
Edgily walk forward into him while urging him to shoot me somewhere fatal

"yo senpai i'm broke as shit
if you rob me you'd just be practicing"