Ask a 40 year old man who never heard about sex before anything

>>39123388
have yo had sex?

>>39123396
No , am too akward for that.

My friend advised me to hire an escort , but i want it to be pure

>>39123388
So how was your 2 year long masturbation session?

>>39123414
Have only tried masturbation 3 times because it isn't my thing. I can only cum at random moments because that's what i'm used to.

This sounds like a fake story

If you lived on a farm, you had to have farm animals. And you would have seen them trying to have sex at some point. You mean to tell me in 38 years you didn't catch a single animal fucking?

>>39123472
We farmed corn. Only animal i had was a dog and that's about it.

>>39123413
me too, but people ask me "why pure?"
and I can never give a sufficient reason, what is your reasoning?

>>39123546
After 40 years being a virgin and eculating during the nights i don't feel the need to have sex. The fact that most people my age already had sex removes the charm for me.

So the only way it could be worth it would be with someone else who is pure like me.

>>39123388

What did you do for entertainment? You obviously have read something

>>39123594
During my preteen years i mostly played football (European) with my dad when we were not working and during my teenage years i was allowed to search the cornfields for a few hours to find corn in a weird shape.

It maybe doesn't sound interresting , but the moment i found some weird corn i would be happy for an entire week.

do you resent your parent's from taking the experience of growing up (i guess you could call it) away from you?

Also did you seriously not catch/hear your parents/people there do anything?

>>39123731
No , I love them. They might have been harsh , but they always protected me and gave me all the love i needed.

Not that i can remember. Only thing i saw was them kissing which i've never seen before

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have you transcended humanity and become more than we could possibly imagine?

>>39123938
I lucid dream atleast once a week and 30% of the time it's an out of body experience.

Was really shocked to find out some people only have 1 lucid dream in their life.

>>39123388
holy shit that's insane, do you mind if i ask what religion your parents are?

>>39123388
I don't want to converse with a fictional persona

>>39123646
>never found corn in the shape of a meat and 2 veg

Dubious

Op you seem to literate and educated for your story to be true

>born on a farm and never interact with the real world
>still reddit space

>>39123968
i've been trying to have a lucid dream for the past 2 years what are you doing that i am not?

>>39125448
Possibly growing up isolated. Just mabie you rekon?

>>39125987
Talk to your subconscience. you can simply do so my shouting out to the dream. Ask it whatever you want to ask it about yourself. It can possibly heal you.