Would you ever get a catgirl? What would you do with her?

I'd make her my girlfriend and live with her

>>39113471
first post best post as always oregano

>>39113456
Can I get a cowgirl instead?

If so, can I get multiple cowgirls? I want to start a dairy farm.

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>>39113471
>mfw she leaves robots for cat Chad

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You have to keep in mind that she's a pet.

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It's wrong to fall in love with your pet.

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Or to have your pet fall int love with you.

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The proper boundaries between man and animal must be set.

>>39113661
>tfw no stockholm syndrome catgirl gf
that's certainly a new feel

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I'd get a bunch of them. I'd feed them, clean up for them, buy them lots of toys and games and stuff to keep them occupied, let them sleep in my lap, dress them up in cute clothing, and savagely fuck every one of them each and every single day.

>>39114105
This post brought a tear to my eye, knowing it prob won't happen.

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>>39113456
Sorry OP, but I would only get my Precious catboy.
Then I would make him my Precious and Pure wife.

>>39113456
Define "catgirl".

On the one hand, if a catgirl is just a hawt gurl with feline superficial features, unbreakable imprinted loyalty, and intelligence midway between human and cat, then she's good for nothing but fucking. I probably wouldn't waste my money on one.

On the other hand, if a catgirl is a hawt gurl with superficial feline features, unbreakable imprinted loyalty, and HUMAN intelligence, then I can get her to write Naruto fanfiction for me while I'm being a wagecuck, and then fuck her AND read her fanfiction when I get home. I might be willing to spend money on that.

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>>39115512
I think he had something like this in mind with human level intelligence.

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>>39113456
No, I'd get a foxgirl so I can brush and cuddle those big fluffy tails as well as rub her ears and pat her head.

>>39113456
>Would you ever get a catgirl?
Yes.
>What would you do with her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lV7YSPvKZA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcdySQPJgTA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4TvNTn8WFM

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>>39115629
This guy has his head in the right spot. A catgirl will leave you for anyone that will give her some food, but a foxgirl will be your waifu for life.

>>39115805
NO ANON THAT'S WRONG YOU DON'T DO THAT.

>>39115362
>tries to namefag in every thread
>doesn't even have a tripcode
newfag

>>39115847
I honestly do not care if people pretend to be me, anon.

>>39115847
you are gay lole

>>39113661
Wow jeez...sauce?

>>39115880
Yeah myself, that's exactly what I was going to say.
That anon gay.

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>>39115880
wow, fucking epic guys

>>39115887
Ask pewdiepie he will know XD

>>39115887
I think you should ask pewdiepie, he will surely know.

>>39115887
I'm not sure, but Pewdiepie may have your answer.

>>39115887
Neko X something something. I can't remember.

>>39115887
i really, really, really like this post.
thank you.

This is now a Rice thread.

>>39113456
>30 replies
>12 ips
this is some serious samefagging going on here

>>39115869
Now that people are actually pretending to be me, I have to say, it is funny as hell.
I will never have a tripcode ever.

>>39115944
Mahou shojou Neko X

XDD

wow, what a shitload of fuck. this isn't funny at all.

>>39116111
It is funny how they are pretending to be me, fellow Rice.

Yo other Rices, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

And by that I mean "I will finally have sex with my clone".

>>39116097
Fuck you, me. We're getting a tripcode and we're going to like it!

GO EAT SOME RICE MY AZN DOODS

Aha! It is I, your evil twin brother!

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>>39116138
Y'all gay as fuck, especially me, myself and I.

>>39116173
Except you. You are a kool dude.

>>39116208
you should delete this post. this is in no way a threat, by the way. im just saying that yours is a very rude post and i do not like it.

>>39116208
Woah me wonderful post right there, keep it up.

Hey other Rices, tell yourself who is your waifu.

>>39116318
you are, fellow Rice

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>>39116318
This is my waifu, and only mine

>>39113563
What's the name of this? IQDB didn't do its job.

>>39116357
you should ask pewdiepie, he has all the answers.

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Hello Rice.

>>39116341
but if I am you, and you are me, your waifu is mine too.

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>>39116369
arigato, rice

Looks like I have company
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>>39116524
Us Rices will take over /r9k/, and start it all over again, an /r9k/ where the R stands for Rice.

This is so bad in so many leves

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>>39113456
I'm going to get real here, i'll probably wouldn't have enough money to buy one. Unless they're worth a ps4, but we are talking about a real neko slave here, so not a chance of them being cheap.

Fucking normalfags, 'ttebayo...

Who are those Non-Rices?
Get out of here, this is now /Rice9001/!

I have the feeling this Rice meme will day along side this thread, though.
Well, it was fun I guess.

If i throw rice you're gonna follow it?

>>39116834
You would you ever want to throw me around?

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>>39116788
We won't die, as long as you still live.

>>39116946
But, evil twin, I always thought you wanted me dead.

>>39117000
Fucking die you chinese cunt

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>>39117052
N-Nani?! Another evil twin brother?!

>>39116946
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>>39117098
Now now, we can all talk this out and be nice to each other!

hey guys, what's going on here :3

Rice, rice!

>>39117130
>:3
What are you, the gay one? We already have Rice for that.

>>39117129
Fuck you, nice!

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>>39116946
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>>39117172
Didn't knew I had all this brothers.
Y'all adopted tho.

>>39117226
No! We will be nice to each other and maybe cuddle a little too!

>>39117129
Oh yeah maybe somebody will, but i ain't doing this shit, i want memes

Are we going to have a Rice for every letter of the alphabet?

>>39117309
that's what im talking about :3

>>39117273
Maybe you're adopted, you memewhore

On a scale of 1 to rice, how pissed would you say OP is now?

>>39117336
>>39117309
If you two are going to fuck let the original brother in.
>>39117348
But Sice, I am the original, who started it all.
I made you.
Now praise me.

>>39113456
I'm an actual scientist and the only thing stopping us from actually developing catgirls is funding and ethics. If we had a richbot, a female willing to donate eggs, a cat, and a lab, it could be done very soon.

A similar experiment is being done where human organs are developed in a pig body, so if we just develop cat features on a human body, there is a catgirl.

Rice-only Discord when

>>39117402
We don't have females but two Rices, a Pice, a Lice, a Twice, a Nice, a Mice and a Sice. Is that still good?
>>39117376
I give it a Pice out of Rice.

>>39117402
I'll volunteer to work. sciencefag here to bring catgirls to the real world

>>39117386
please don't say that, we are talking about cuddling, not having sex

>>39117386
Maybe I Made you, now send me memes

>>39117402
How much control could you have over which parts are feline / which parts are human? wouldn't things just clash randomly and end up with a totally dysfunctional result?

>>39117462
No, YOU send me memes, Sice.
>>39117461
Still pretty gay. I'm in.

>>39117402 is talking pure lies. Anymore who has even an elementary grasp of genetics knows that by far and large scientists have no idea about it.

>>39117465
That's where the experimentation would have to come in. The basic idea is to take a human fetus in early development and somehow insert some cat cells that have already distinguished themselves as ears and a tail. They could possibly integrate into the human and behave as if they belong, but there are some kinks to work out.

>>39117521
We don't know much because of the ethical boundary. That pig experiment was the first step, and we definitely have the technology to go further. Plus, I'm sure it will be much easier to get cells that are on the outer body to grow than complex organs.

>>39117582
Oi sciencefag, by when am I gonna have my very own Felix Argyle?

I would more likely get a Rice.

>>39117521
that's bullshit

we just haven't begun to experiment because no grant foundation is going to support such an "unethical" thing.

>>39117489
Maybe YOU send me memes, you dirty and ugly brother

>>39117604
In flesh? Probably never unfortunately. The engineers will have to do that work.

I'd give it 10 years for VR to improve to the next level and maybe 25-50 for some sort of waifubot.

>>39117604
It would be fuken amazing

>>39117632
Hey you Sice, stop it or I'm going to S(l)ice you into very small pieces and rebuild you as my very own Felix Argyle waifu.
>>39117658
No, sciencefag, you have to have hope, I guarantee you that Trump will make anime real very soon, but you have to help him.

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O-onii-chan...onii-chaaannnn...

>>39117688
Very hot I'm going to fap to this tonight.

I want a rice catgirl suken two meter long blac cok

>>39117658
>some sort of waifubot.
they'll probably get banned in the anglosphere because muh ai rape, execpt maybe murrica.

>>39117686
Maybe you stop fucking Gayshit
I will fucking rape you if you don't send me the memes, and your waifu is shit

furries reeeeeee

>>39117760
Yes, rape me Sice.
I want your dick inside me Sice.

Destroy my anus, Sice.

>>39113456
Everything you'd do with a girl but let her leave you obviously.

>>39117779
it's the ultra lite version, could go either way

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I guess you could say your are paying the Price for those names

Carlos approves of my shitposting

>>39117707
Youre no Zice Iam Zice ya no Zice me Zice ya not

>>39117582
You're portrayng the pig experiment very falsely. There is no single human cell in those pigs. They just snipped out a tiny part of the pig DNA which is thought to cause an immunological response upn xenotransplantation into a human. Also this was very recent and roughly half of those pigs died already, so it certainly isn't the wonder of meme-science you're making it out to be. Of course ethics and funding are always a problem, and surely we do have the technology to go further down this avenue (as China, NK, South America already try to do). But as it is currently we don't even know what most of our own human genes are for, much less the genetic material of other species.

Tl;dr you have no idea what you're talking about

>>39117785
Maybe i refuse, maybe no, come here.you fucking gayshit i will rape you so hard that you will give me memes without watermarks

Reminder that it all started with this one fucking post. >>39115869

>>39117880
Oh yes daddy Sice.
Fuck me like you would fuck Mice.

>>39117904
I would fuk ya hard if ya give ya consent nigga

>>39117927
No, only daddy Sice or Nice.
Go away, you are the brother nobody loves.

Friendly reminder to be nice !!!!!

>>39117966
I will now nicely ask you to fuck with me.
Pretty please?

>>39117904
Maybe you little rice shit i will rape u so much that my Dick will penetrate your brain

>>39117984
t-that is way too lewd rice

>>39117996
Yeah but get to the action daddy Sice.

>>39118049
Stop being a whore, rice.

>>39118130
But Kice, I AM a whore.
I live for boipuccis and daddy Sice's dick.

>>39118041
But I said pretty please.
You aren't very Nice refusing my offers, Nice. :(

>>39118174
God will not let you go in the glorius paradise ne maked for us

>>39118201
s-sorry, b-but i'm not ready for t-that kind of commitment rice
i think c-cuddling is fine t-though

please stop ruining my meme, thank you very much

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>>39118373
Then cuddle with me RIGHT NOW.
Pretty please.
>>39118416
But guy who raged at me, I am the original Rice and I love the direction this meme is going.

>>39118520
>caring about Rice's opinion

>>39118373
WHO IS YOUR DADDY YOU LITTLE CUNT
I WILL RAPE YOU

>>39118520
o-okay, you need to t-tell me where you live so i can c-come over

>>39118755
that is very r-rude!

Fun fact: I'm masturbating right now

>>39116618
If you think they're slaves, you have overlooked their feline attitude.

If you think you own one, she owns you.
It's almost impossible to get her to do any work.
If you lock her up, she always escapes.
And if you treat her badly, she'll leave you for ever.

If you feed her and give her a lot of attention, she's yours... but not necessarily exclusively.

>>39119041
why would you share this with the internet