What is the most beta thing you've ever done, /r9k/?

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I didnt ask a girl out for 6 years only to find out later she was into me

>>39112789
Sperged out due to psychosis

>>39112789
I let a gay guy have sex with me because to beta to say no pretty sure that tops everyone

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>>39113511
please elaborate...

>>39112789
gave my oneitis tickets to a Green Day concert and she lied that she lost them and went with a football player. They posted pics on myspace.

>>39112789
Was 17 10 years ago headed to work at Taco Bell was walking turns out so I had a mental disorder and head a huge psychotic episode in the middle of a busy street from what the hospital said I had pulled my pants down and underwear started shaking my penis violently at people while screaming.. I don't remember any of it just being in a crazy hospital for hospital 5 days

>>39113511
At least he didn't give you AIDS

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Watched a girl get fingerblasted

>>39113549
Well it was after a party my roommates had and I had a buzz long story short gay guy was hitting on me and pushed me down on bed I was to beta to tell him I was straight and he figured I was gay so I guess I let him fuck me in the ass was pretty terrible i was mostly worried they would hear us and assume im gay

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>>39113500
>>39113556
That's not beta, it's not something you can avoid

I pulled a KONY guy at costco. If you don't know what that is it's when you take off all your clothes and start slapping the pavement with your palms.

I'm surprised I didn't get on the sex offender's registry

>>39113559
No he wore condom it was pretty bad xp he was very feminine and I was to much of a pussy to say no, after he finished he tried to play with my penis but I couldn't get hard cuz was not a homo

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sniff my male cousin's gf's panties a day after they had intercourse

>>39113556
I don't think that is considered beta.. but it's very weird why did you shake your penis at people?

>>39113685
Not beta just disgusting and borderline gay you were sniffing his cum, mini particles of his cum was going into your nose...

>>39113715
>cum
>condomed sex

>>39113624
Ya I guess its not beta, why did you do that? I didnt get charged even though cops picked me up do to mental health I got lucky.

>>39113691
I don't know I don't remember any of it that's what they told me I did must have been a sight to see I look on the internet to see if they recorded me but thank jebus no one did

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>>39112789
>>39113685
Sent my oneitis cuck captions
>Sarah is typing...
>it stops
>Sarah is typing...
>I'm blocked

>>39113752
Assuming he used a condom you incest dick sniffing faggot, if he did use a condom and you know he did you prob sucked it clean like the little fag you are

>>39113782
I sent my supervisor a dick pic meant for a girl that was a disaster got fired too lol so yours isn't that bad

>>39112789
Had an attractive girl go for me cock at a bat but I turned her down because I thought her orbiter she was with was her bf.

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>>39113764
Just went black and flipped out. All I remember is feeling real anxious being around so many people, I thought it would be a slow day there. I try to shop where there's no people.

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A stacy showed our "cybering" to all her chad friends at school. I was bullied relentlessly.

>>39113823
What did HR say?

>>39112789

Tell a girl I really like how pathetic I am (the whole deal, virgin, no gf, 25, no female contact, and all that) just in the hope that I could get a hug from her. I did.

She sees me as her pathetic beta orbiting friend. She is 20 and I'm 25...

went down on an escort

>>39112789
eat a creampie on video for money. i only got 50 bucks out of it and it smelled disgusting.

>>39114001
I did this and she got really quiet. She ghosted me eventually. Fuck you Tabs

>>39113782

What possessed you to do that?

>>39113469
>she was into me
Yeah, you were never a beta, Chad

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>>39114158
We were playing 20 questions.
>What turns you on
>Sarah: eyes and smiles

>>39114200
What cuck captions did you send m8

>>39112789

>school trip to Rome
>only boy in group
>sitting with intelligent cuties
>all into korean/japan
>say "oh well I envy those asian guys, theyir hair is so much better than mine!" with a smile
>one of the girls say "you know anon it's not that hard to have better hair than you"

>later that year
>girl I fell in love with has rejected me three times
>always look at the ground, never talk to anyone, stop washing
>don't even hide my deppression and desperation anymore
>always look at her when she passes by
>talk to her when she initates convo (twice over a duration of five months)

>end of the year
>all students are meant to read up for big test
>computer room/library
>Turbonormie classmate "le memez, communism and anime yay so random" type next to me
>he's a pretty beautiful boy too and alpha
>cutie crush comes next to him
>Turbonormie shows crush /b/
>whil I browse /r9k/ and read Elliott's manifesto in anotger tab

>>39114260
decent bait 5/10.


As if you'd be brousing r9k on school. They probably block all vpn downloads

>>39114235
We must know

>>39114327
Not bait. Why would you think that? They allowed 4chan in my school. Guess it was "deep enough" (twatter and facebbok were blocked)

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>>39114200
I probably can't find it if I tried. There's so many online. Nothing that involves black guys though. Just vanilla

>the love of your life is getting "so good" at getting every drop of cum out of her boyfriend
>his cock feels so good baby thanks for letting me have this
>she watched a movie with her best friend she didnt understand much of the plot

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>>39114409
>>39114235
I can't even respond right

>>39113782
This tops it.

What the fuck dude

>>39113469
Pretty much my life. Being a social sperg is suffering

>>39113987
No HE there but sexual harrasment

>be me
>9th grade band camp circa 1999
>on the bus to camp meet a solid 7/10
>stacked as shit for a 14 year old
>my friends and her friends talk whole way to camp
>somehow we get next to each other on the bus
>she whispers in my ear that she's wearing a garter belt
>prove it
>hikes up her skirt
>she proves it
>instant boner achieved
>say to her why does a 14 year old have lingerie
>because it makes me feel sexy anon
>holy-shit-its-gonna-happen.gif
>proceed to flirt all week at camp
>even got to hold her hand during evening campfire
>literally nothing else happened all fucking week

one of my biggest regrets

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>Running on beach after workout
>No shirt on
>Groups of grills wave at me, winking, catcalls etc.
>Just stare straight ahead and keep running.

>>39113685
>hair basically all the way up the shaft
Thank god I'm not the only one.

>>39115697
A lot of people have this to some degree.
I just shave it

>>39115746
The skin on my shaft is too soft and sensitive for that. Also, the follicles stick out like a small bump and the hair grows closely along the shaft. I try to trim them, but it's a lot of work but I also don't want a laser near my dick at any cost.

Orbited my oneitis for 6 months

>>39115852
Try tweezers, it hurts like hell but the hairs won't grow back for a while atleast

>>39113616
Sounds like you were raped.
Have you talked to anyone?

>>39112789
>college orientation
>was reclusive in high school, so social skills were nonexistent
>We separate off into groups
>Do stupid icebreakers to pass the time
>First one is your name and something you like to do
>I fucking say I like video games, like the autistic fuck I am
>qt asian girl in group goes after me and says she likes vidya too
>she tries to talk to me later, but I lost too much spaghetti in front of her
>long period of silence
>try to break it by asking her what characters she likes to play in league of legends I said I liked league even though I hadn't played it in years, just so I could maybe have a multiplayer outlet to bond with her in. She said she liked it too
>she tells me, but her tone of voice had changed and she seems uninterested and somewhat disgusted by my existence
>Try to avoid her for the rest of the day
>she comes up to me, and tries one last time to talk to me
>tfw cucked by tinnitus and can't hear her
>ask 5 fucking times what she said
>never raises her voice
>figure out later it was just some shitty spur of the moment joke
>we've never spoken to each other again

>>39115873
That's what I'm doing, but it's a giant pain in the ass, even if it didn't hurt.

Once I let a girl send me suductive pictures to "test out" before sending them to other guys.

>>39113946
Still cybered with stacey

>>39115489
I mean what are you meant to do there desu

>>39116214
I guess you could turn your head and wave back, while still running, but what he did wasn't nearly as autistic as he thinks. They most likely think he didn't know they were there.

>>39112789
I was an orbiter irl to this mexican bitch and thought I loved her because she talked to me every day, but she had a boyfriend. Ended up confessing to her and making things extremely awkward, learned a good life lesson from it.

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Paid an escort but didn't have sex.

>>39116514
what did you do? with the remianing time

I rejected a girl for my waifu.

>>39115948
is your name cuck norris?