university thread

>>39109345
Tell them you were hunting wolves in Alaska with your Uncle.

>>39109386
I think I'll say wolverines to sound cooler. Hopefully this will get me my first friend in college

>>39109345
I'm in the same position. Just tell him you had a job or something.

how do you manage to not have to work over the summer? you're a spoiled faggot and they're gonna think the same

>>39109345
Tell them something normie, they don't actually care, they just ask out of courtesy.

>>39109455
Wolverines are actually smaller, less vicious wolves.

>>39109345
What goes through the head of a normalfag like OP who thinks "hey I'm going to uni to live my normal life, now I better go tell everyone on that depressive NEET board about it!"
It really gets the noggin' joggin'

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Anyone else have to do this Haven shit? Doing it right now in another tab, this is the most normie shit I've ever seen. "Here's a situation that you will literally never be in, what will you do? Remember, rape is bad!"

>>39110139
I have transferred three times so I've had to go through all of that three times now, it sucks

>>39110139
I'm really glad I went to college before this shit got out of hand

>>39110160
Are they gonna quiz me or something, do I actually need to be listening to this?

>>39110139
Post some of the questions. There's no reason to force people to take this quiz unless the questions are loaded to make all men rapists.

That is exactly what I would tell them, OP. Who cares, probably make everyone laugh.

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>>39110295
They asked me a bunch of questions at the beginning but I already did that so I can't really post any of the questions. I'm in the "Be yourself" section right now, listening to this guy talk about how he's disgusted that one of the guys in his group mentioned how he liked this girls dress.

>>39110228
probably but you can just open another tab and google the answers and take the quiz again until you get enough right

>>39110432
>actually a section called "Be Yourself"
What if my self is a serial rapist?

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>>39109345
yes.... YES goyim. Go to your jewniversities. Dont forget to pay off that 200 grand student debt and find a job with your over saturated degree!

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>>39110496
not sure what to tell you anon but did you know that 1 in 5 women get sexually assaulted on campus? rape is bad

>>39110570
I'm too deep in now. You have no idea how much I regret spending the last three years of my life on a liberal arts degree

>>39110600
Please tell me this is not real

>>39110600
>1 in 5 women get sexually assaulted on campus? rape is bad
If they're pushing agendas why aren't they using the 3/5 "statistic"?

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>>39110706
>liberal arts degree

Ahahahahaha holly fuck you're so fucking screwed

>>39109455
are you napoleon dynamite

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>>39109345
>also who else is looking forward to meeting the people you will spend the next year living with for the first time in a week?

Went with renting a flat on my own for my 2nd year. I'm freaking out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

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>>39110706
>Liberal Arts Degree
What the fuck were you thinking

>>39110706
can you confirm if what they say about art majors is true? i heard they are easy whores?

>>39110706
I'm going into sophmore year for graphic design? Am I fucked?

>>39109345
i dont want to go back to uni ;_;
let me just sleep forever

>>39111545
they are but they still want you to be confident
t. guy who tried to get art whores but fucked up because he wasn't confident

>>39111561
you'll be alright as long as you aren't completely retarded or at a for profit school

>>39109345
>tfw will never fuck hot Japanese schoolgirls
>tfw hot Japanese schoolgirls won't try to fuck you

>>39111633
i fucking knew it. I am guessing math majors are the purest. also i heard art major parties are the most degenerate with tons of drugs and shit.

>>39111758
I switch then. See you later STEM

What is the best business related degree for real career prospects?

Im leaning towards Finance, I dont have it in me to go into a STEM

>>39109345
I will piterally tell mu new randomly assigned roomates that
Because thats what i did
Why the hell should i lie fuck em

>>39111742
>tfw there exists the possibility that sexy Japanese girls might want to fuck me
>tfw sexy Japanese girls might aggressively pursue me

>21
>still living in a dorm

>>39111758
>tfw was engineering
>tfw understand trig but have yet to take it
>Greek letters in Calculus

I can find the area under a curve but I do so in a manner that is not accepted...oh well

>>39112058
I tried not to but I don't have friends and I was to anxious to set up living arrangements with strangers so I let the school do it for me

Is anthropology a good career for a robot? Is it even a good career at all?

>>39112280
most people who study anthropology end up working for city or state governments to POZ their community up

>>39109345
Say you were working

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>>39110706
>liberal arts degree

Even I knew liberal arts was a waste at 13

I always said I worked in a factory over the summer doing a specific task like checking gauges or some shit. It's so boring no one will ask about it, but also believable.

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I failed a group project for an elective cause my dipshit engineering group mates couldn't write or cite for shit and delivered their garbage parts 1 day before the deadline.

Even preemptively emailed the professor to let him know in great detail about how my mates were fucking me over. He was out of the country so I waited till he got back and went to his office. Nobody there so I spoke to the module coordinator who emailed him to let him know about my situation. Still failed and he didn't even read my goddamn emails. Had to be an aggressive dickhead in the meeting to get him to let me do the repair on my own instead of with my shit group.

Then I submit it 1 week before the deadline and he still hasn't graded it 1 and a half months later.

FUCK I HATE UNI SO FUCKING MUCH

>>39111792
Accounting is the best if you want an assured and stable, but probably dull, job

after that work for a bit and get an MBA and you're golden

>>39110139
You can get it done really quickly if you just click through everything and the videos can be skipped if you click the view transcript button. The questions are so easy that you don't even need to know the context

>>39110570
>tfw graduated from public university
>tfw only had 40k debt
>tfw paid that off in a year due to CS degree
>tfw making 150k/year
>tfw own a Tesla
>tfw eat out at fancy restaurants whenever I feel like it
If this is a jewish conspiracy, I'm fine with it.

>>39110139
oh. yeah, i'm an older student; non trad. i've been in all of those situations already so it was pretty easy. don't count yourself out just yet. you'd be surprised how many WASPs think rape isn't really bad/not really rape if it's them doing it.

most important thing is know where guys get raped the most. parties with beds available. watch your fucking drink, bro, i swear to fuck it can happen to you, like even some 300 lb fat tard majoring in gender studies can be a dormant rapist.

>>39109345
say youve been working part time job to earn money
and just say a shit job like waiter or cartpusher or something

My degree isnt exactly very employable but I currently have a pretty good job that nets me valuable management experience. I'm hoping my work experience brings more to the table than my degree does.

Just say you were working, if they ask where say somewhere no one will give a shit about like McDonalds.

>>39115318
You don't even need to get the questions right, you can just randoclick shit until it's over

>>39115435
>owning a tesla
Kill yourself, you are scum to society

>>39114064
wtf what uni?

>>39115435
Hey.
Do you have like, an innate talent for math? Or did you struggle with it / have to study a bunch before the concepts made sense?
Do you like, know anyone in CS who isn't a math person, but they still worked hard and like, passed their classes?
Asking for a friend.

>>39115568
Not him but I went down that road and wanted to kill myself for an entire year. It's not worth it man.

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>>39115585
But I want to be filthy stinking rich.
Graphic Design won't like, help me get that. Even though I love it.

>>39110139
Not american. What is this

did anyone here fall for the economics meme?