/britfeel/

Wish I had motivation to clean my room tbqh

>>39108845
Subway charge a quid to heat your sandwich edition

Third for traditional, family owned bakeries

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Racist NEETs out

Refugees in

I see that Pubic has slinked off again like he always does when people expose his lies.

NO PAKIS NO WOGS EDITION

>>39108825
>tfw got a haircut yesterday
must be the season.

>yellow fever has come back

There just so thin and elegant, what a nightmare

>>39108896

No /pol/scum edition

>NEETs too lazy to work
>refugees too useless to work
I don't see much of a difference here. They're both scum

>>39108905

spotted the paki

>>39108909
im not a neet, i'm idle rich

>>39108904
>tfw got an asian gf
It's fucking godly lad. She even wants to cook for me.

Best part = not a ladyboy

>>39108884
Quick rundown? Is this pigeon-mommy?

>>39108919

Good work for a fucktard.

Not an Asian but wouldn't be in the slightest embarrassed if i were, refugees are ALWAYS welcome in Britain!

>>39108922

Forgot your trip pubes.

>>39108922
Are you in education, employment or training? If not, you're a NEET

>>39108936

spotted the chancellor merkel

>>39108934

paki-loving-pigeonfemanon isnt NEARLY as attractive as that, shes a rotter m8, no jokes

>>39108930
LeedsLad is back guys! Who's up for another gangbang?

>>39108934
YANKS OUT! RAAAAAAAAAAA!!

>>39108947
How do you know mate? Have you seen her? Got a photo to post?

>>39108946

Being compared to the leader of the free world is no embarrassment either.

>>39108948
I still want to bang LeedsLads gf. Did he leave from worry of falling too deep into the cuckold lifestyle?

lenlad and sakulad are britfeels disney romance desu

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Well... that didn't last long... Fucking cunt fucked his ex

What should I order from just-eat lads? Not got the energy or the will to cook today.

And post waifus whilst we're at it.

>>39108947
>isnt NEARLY as attractive
>imply that the roastie in that pic is attractive

>>39108944
i don't need to be in any of those, daddy is loaded

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>>39108891
Hi Christian x

>>39108964
>What should I order from just-eat lads?

I'd suggest food lad, they're not much good for anything else.

>>39108971

Hey schemie!

>>39108972
Don't know about you lad but near me I have the choice of ones that sell booze or random things like toilet roll.

>>39108954

>leader of the free world

nice bait

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>>39108953
She's never posted face but here are her boobies. She's a paki-loving whore and people ripped into her so I think she fucked off now

>>39108971
You're only posting because I called you out, skint-o.

>>39108980

Fact.

Since the election of the shitgibbon in the states she is the free world's premier poilitican.

>>39108982
No one ripped into her. She fucked off because of everyone whining about drama and pol shit

>>39108961
We can only guess. I do hope ebin heeds his warning, tilde is already showing red flags.

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>>39108845
I love you anon! Pop in sometime and I'll sneak you a sausage roll!

What have you been up to today anons?

I had a good day at work, got some stuff from the postie and purchased some eye liner. Good day dessy

>>39108868
We can motivate each other perhaps? My room is filthy desu

>>39108878
Do family owned bakeries sell traditional British pastries as well as offering choices such as the Katsu Chicken Bake or the Bombay Potato Bake (seasonal product) to their customers? Didn't think so!

>>39108964
Get some comfort food, lad. I think you can order deserts. Sorry to hear that.

>>39108953

she posted a pic of her tits here (clothed obviously) and it was easy to tell from that she was a middle aged over weight rotter

>>39108965

i wasnt implying she was good looking really, just implying that pakipigeonwhoevershe is, is worse that grill in pic, and lets be honest laddy, if you were alone and refugee grill from pic really started trying it on with you and undressing, 99% of the time you would shag her anyway

>>39108982
Nice rack. Could be a rotter, but maybe not.

>tfw staring at the phone every 20 seconds hoping for that notification of a text.

Lads, has a more pathetic human existed.

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>>39108982
Dunno I'd give her a go

>>39108966
It doesn't matter if you 'need' to be in any of those, if you are then you're a NEET. Being NEET is not about how much money you have (or your dad)

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>>39109008
>lets be honest laddy, if you were alone and refugee grill from pic really started trying it on with you and undressing, 99% of the time you would shag her anyway
n-no

>>39109004
girls never have clean rooms baka. clean your room right this second missy or you'll be in BIG trouble

>>39109035
>the queen is a neet
alright then lad im 'training' to inherit the properties he lets

>>39108982

I'm up for it.

bingo bango

>>39108994

>free world not including the USA

lets all just make it shit as it suits us

>>39109045

yes, just yes, shed probably even wear nice perfume for you

Really need to get another pint with LeedsLad at some point.

>>39109065
make shit up*

>>39109065

The USA is a part of the free world and it's leader has traditionally been seen as that bloc's leader.

Trump isn't.

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>>39108991
>a literal who thinks he's hard
I would destroy you, little man.

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>>39108964
Got to be a chinese lad surely, there's just something about them that makes me happy, its probbly all the addictive colouring and preservatives that they use in the sauces, or more likely just all the diffrent veg that they use that use in ther dishes.
But I feel like after I eat then I never end up feeling ill unlike all the other takeaways in my town.

>>39109059
>the queen is a neet
She very clearly works

>>39109087

You can't even lie convincingly you sad neddy bag of shit.

>>39109086

if it consists of refugees raping and muslims musliming then fuck the free world

>>39108904
Please do senpai, I love seeing white men with cute asians.

>>39108868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PESYQ6TGwhQ

>>39109004
Why would I want foreign shite? Like I said last thread people only buy Greggs because its cheap and they're dirt poor.

>>39109090

Aye, must be hell shaking hands all day.
Get her killed along with her leech spawn.

>>39109090
whos her employer then?

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>>39108964
Wew lad you're not having the best of luck, I'm sorry. Best he fucks off now though, rather than breaking your heart months later, right?
My vote is chicken, preferably with curly fries.

>>39109087
That's one claim that you can't prove, so who knows.

You could prove all of your other claims though. Your wealth, your hugo boss suits, your car you claim is better than a Kia.

But you never do. You haven't provided a shred of evidence. Because you are a skint, struggling, weak, pathetic little liar. What kind of sad human being comes on here and lies about being rich? The absolute state of you mate. You should be so ashamed.

>>39109004
>Bombay Potato Bake
Sounds interesting

>>39109105

Fuck off out of it then, you clearly don't belong little mong.

Refugees welcome, fascists... Not so much.

>>39108884
Would love to see her mounted by an enraged gorilla

>>39109118
you don't need to have an employer to work. the queen is a public servant

>>39109139

She's a leech.

Off with her head.

>>39108884
>>39109008
>>39109045
She has a brummie accent by the way.

Fuck The Queen
Stick your crown up your brown.

>>39109108
God it highlights just how much he sounds like Kermit once you put his voice on footage of him.

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>>39109088
>Darjeeling
>Chinese
Very good post.

Racists OUT
Refugees OUT
Just let me be comfy for gods sake

>>39109139
so im not neet then even if i don't have employer because i tag along with my dad when he inspects his houses?

>>39109126
Fucks sake. Pubes BTFO.

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>>39108964
Posted
Get some Japanese food lad ',:^)

On another note, how is everyone feeling tonight lads? I'm feeling a bit down now desu. Getting all my portfolio and other projects lined up for the rush tomorrow. Wish my internet didn't crap out, I lost out on lots of productivity and evidence that I'm not a slob. I guess I can say to the clearing guys that I couldn't push out frequent updates as my internet pooped out for nearly a week.

Any plans?

>>39109187
Yes lad, congrats. You're not a NEET you just have the job of a tag along retard.

>>39109195
Do the clearing people even care about that? I don't think they ask, they just want to know your results. It's not some big interview where they test you

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>>39109007
Thanks. Ill get some ice cream with raspberry sauce

>>39109088
Had that other night, might not be best twice in a week. Thanks for the suggestion tho!

>>39109124
One of those years mate... It's funny, he gave me some "It didn't mean anything, I still love you" bollocks. Right out of the cliche handbook.

Chicken and fries sounds good.

So that's settled then. Thanks to everyone who replied!

>>39109055
I would but I literally can't! There's not enough space and seeing how much there is to do and thinking of it upsets me. Think I will at least try though

>>39109116
>cheap

Would not say 90p for one sausage roll is cheap

>>39109132
Thank you anon! Greggs strives to provide a range of products for our customers to try! Currently, we have the Vegetable Katsu Bake and the Barbeque Pulled Pork roll available for a limited time!

>>39109249
Fuck off with your relationship drama you waifu posting faggot. Take it to discord or start a blog

>>39109195
My m8 got into a course he had no interest in via clearing, ended up getting a first, walking into a grad program job for like 27k or so and now he lives comfy with his gf in their own house at 23.
Don't be afraid to just go for something - the worst that can possibly happen is you don't graduate and student debt is basically not real debt anyway

>>39109134
>clearly you dont belong in europe

i dont belong here because what?

So is that lad around who was on about No Mans Sky the other night?
Got it based on what you said and enjoying it quite a lot. Tar lad.

>>39109203
oh well at least the pay is good

>>39109159
oi m8 thats high treason that is

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>>39109254
>I would but I literally can't!
Are you questioning my authority young lass? You sound like you're begging for a spanking if you carry on with that attitude. Don't make me come down there and have to sort you out myself

>>39109249
>It didn't mean anything, I still love you
desu I think if he's throwing out the L word when you've only met once that's probably a pretty big red flag in itself. Reckon you're best shot of him lad.

>>39109294
Show some empathy pepe

>>39109294
pls delet this disgustin post

>>39109159
>>39109291
Fuck that old hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3UMjNUqFM

>>39109327

She ain't no human bein'

>>39109126
Right Christian, the literal who tripfag who should have stayed an anonymong. You seem to have a particularly hard hate-boner for me. Some of my posting is half-ironic admittedly but I am not some sort of skint dole mong that you make me out to be. I am quite comfortable financially and if you have trouble believing that then that's your business.

>>39108845
>Eating pederasty pasties

>>39109327
literal edgy teen nobody understands me music

>>39109336
So basically what you're saying is that you're not rich at all and you're just a normal person, and you've been posting lies.

Good to get that cleared up.

>>39109336

You're patently a scheme ned, pubes and the factt that you don't recognise the parts of your posting that give that away is all the more evidence.

Now fuck off for a while, drink some of your cheap shit gut rot and then come back and play us morose music.

It's what you do.

>>39109336
HOW DO I TRIP pube

>>39109254
>Would not say 90p for one sausage roll is cheap
Greggs is undoubtedly cheap. On second thoughts you're like a knock off product in every regard.

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How do you feel about the digital nomad lifestyle lads?

>>39109361
>the greastest English band of the 80s
>edgy teen nobody understands me music

>>39109370
the what? do you read that on buzzfeed?

>>39109370
Going to do it for a year as soon as I can convince the GF to quit her job.

>>39109365
No I know where It all stemmed from. It was that one time I said I was drinking some cheap booze as if it is somehow utterly inconceivable for someone with money to EVER drink something that's a bit down-market.

>>39109393
>Oh, please don't drop me home
>Because it's not my home, it's their home and I'm welcome no more
m-mum you just don't understand my angst!

>>39109231
I'd hope so as it's probably my only hope of proving I have prior experience and I am already actively participating in what the course will be covering anyway.
>>39109270
This helps, thanks anon. I guess we will just have to see how it all goes. I'll probably end up pulling an all nighter to get this and another project that I could show off done to make up for lost time. Debating whether I should get a domain name for myself too and have the website officially up as I will be probably using it even if I can't get in. (Using it to get a job and such)

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>>39109366
It's a state of mind my man.

>>39109398
Doing online jobs and bumming around south east asia.

>>39109439
We're going to do it a bit better than that. None of that Chang Mai shit. Traveling between London, New York, LA, Tokyo, Seoul etc. Month or two in each place.

>>39109405
You're such a cookie cutter BritNormie. A square, a fake, a hack. Reading your posts makes me sick, the only reason you make up stories and characters is because you don't have a shred of character yourself. You're a walking meme

>>39109425

Please... That was last week.
Just catch yourself on and stop the play acting, it's really just tiresome at this point.

>>39109480
You had a bad day lad? Me too. Still fucking sick as a dog. This flu won't fucking shift.

>>39109405
If you were a real writer you would write me a gf into being

>>39109494
this tbqh lads haha

>>39109494
Why don't you have a GF at the moment lad?

>>39109436
inform me also how do i actually trip

Fine. If you don't want me here anymore I'll leave. It was an enjoyable two weeks here but it seems I have overstayed my welcome.

>>39109511
The gf store closed at 5
>>39109504
Haha, we're so normal

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Why is it that I can see how much of a stupid idea it is to own a car, mortgage a house and live the life of the in debt normie. Yet I feel like I'd be a failure if I didn't? I'd much rather travel the world without any cares, just making money to get by.

Have the jews got too far in my brain?

>>39109518
I'd be happy to have you post here if you just didn't lie. Your lies made you obnoxious. You might see it as "semi-ironic" but it actually just made you seem like a cunt.

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Lads, the britfeel memes are spreading across the globe. This is empire 2.0

>>39109035
This is true. Educational video on NEETs here https://youtu.be/CJ_HTABr7hA

>>39109542
>I'd much rather travel the world without any cares, just making money to get by.

Do it lad. Normies will see you as higher status than them if you do that, so you won't feel like a failure at all.

>>39109557
>posting one of Pube's vlogs

>>39109557
>Average day

How did he travel between New York and Singapore in one day?

>>39109560
Maybe I should, I don't even need to buy into the "getting a house" meme because I'll inherit my parents house.

Even if I do it for 5-10 years and come back to the UK. My CV will be full of that "life experience" that normies care about so much.

>>39109595
He used a plane you fucking idiot

Reminder game of thrones was leaked

>>39109642
>caring about seasons not based on the books

>>39109602
You'll definitely come back a more interesting person. Wouldn't surprise me if you didn't want to come back at all.
>>39109631
That would take almost a whole day just for the flight mate.

>>39109671
Not when you own your own private jet

>>39109542
get a motorbike, your autistic isolationist tendencies will be mistaken for a cool aloofness

how do you force yourselves to study lads? i cant stop procrastinating no matter what

Ive just started applying for jobs since my money is running out again, i last worked as an xmas royal mail temp in 2013 then i managed to get a good few grand compensation which lasted me the last few years(living a shut in life and hardly spending anything, also its none of your business what the compo was for)my question is...on my CV and maybe in interviews, how do i explain being out of work for so long without admitting to being a lazy neet?

>>39109602

Meh... 5-10 months might be nearer the mark for the amount of "life experiences" you actually want on a CV lad.

Friendly reminder
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6szlv6/redditlover_gay_pride_supporter_posts_pic_of_his/
>Guy needs a fucking firearm license to carry those hands around because these things can kill someone from distance

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>>39108845
>it's another thread that uses the wrong OP image

>>39109729
The new one doesn't have a nighttime version yet. You can make one if it bothers you?

>>39109694
Even the fastest jets are only marginally faster than a passenger jet, and the maximum range is 7000 miles so you'd need to stop to refuel anyway. You could do it in 19 hours if you were lucky with the weather.

>>39109694

It's in excess of 9k miles, direct.

A G-V make 6k on a good day at around Mach .8 so even if you have your own private jet.

>>39109742
>>39109754
uh-oh, the plane autists are out lads

>>39109729
new one is shit tbqh, it's too clean looking and something just looks...off about it

>>39109769

Proud propeller head here.

>>39109742
britnormie would you shag this lass?

>>39109797
Yeah she's gorgeous.

>>39109741
>>39109773
I don't care that OP used the old OP image, the problem is that it's a nighttime version.

>>39109797
>>39108884
Forgot to link this pls no bully mr normie

>>39109809
thread will go on until night, so why not?

>>39109769
i used to be a plane sperglord when i was a teenager but for some reason over the years ive evolved into an air traffic control sperglord

>>39109817
It'll probably hit bump limit around 9, so no it won't

>>39109831
bet it won't. so well see
btw 9 is after sunset now

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Tonight's Dinner:

Make a stir fry:

Pros:
Healthier
Cheaper
Wont hate myself

Cons:
Effort
Not as good

Order a Chinese:

Pros:
Tastes better
No Effort

Cons:
Will hate myself
Expensive
Unhealthy

why do all bong porn starts have the worst voices imaginable? I realise they come from shit holes and all uk shit holes have shit accents but come on to fuck you'd think they'd at least put on a bearable fake one.

>>39109813
Would depend lad. Wouldn't shag her just based on how she looks, because she's not very good looking at all. But if she was good company and I'd had a few drinks, maybe if it was a few months since the last time, then I wouldn't totally rule it out.

>>39109845
I'll be honest mate that feels like a loaded question

Looking real jacked baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeEB_kc8A9o

>>39109853
loaded in what way?

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13 hours to go. 12 hour countdown begins in an hour.

>>39109845
They're scouse.

>>39109845
cuz propa classy bints dun do porn innit

>>39109845
Avadalush is a qt.

>>39109838
/britfeel/ always becomes busy in the evenings lad

>>39109842
Make your own stir fry desu! Don't forget, it's all for a fraction of the price

>>39109878
doubt it, as i said, we'll see

>>39109870
I know but they could pretend at least. And in the day and age of feminism you'd think one posho at least would get into porn as a protest to society / their dad?

Just wondering, is Sophie Poster here?

>>39109868
I just had a wank to a scouse fake taxi porn video. That accent is rough

>>39109914
>you'd think one posho at least would get into porn as a protest to society / their dad?
i think even feminist know about mae li now

>>39109918
Out jollying his ring piece.

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>>39109918
Yea mate, why do you ask?

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25 pushups for me COME ON LADS GET MOVING

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Im hungry lads, mummys making me some din dins but im hungry NOW

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Should I ask out my cousin lads? Pic related is her.

>>39109969
Shame about her body because her face is pretty nice.

>mate is absolutely shit at video games
>pretends to be a nerd about it
do you have to be good at them to be a nerd?

>>39109979
How old is she?
Are you a paki? If shes legal please let me ask her out.

>>39109971
I always do mine before I get into bed to tire me out, good job though.
>>39109941
That's desusan to you mate
>>39109988
>pale, long legs
>not harambe thicccc proportioned
It is peak performance

>>39110003
She's 16, and I'm a 28 year old british pakistani

>>39110018
I'll peak you in a minuet

>>39110055
thats fucking disgusting. Pakis are disgusting, why are they always arranging to marry their cousins.
And 16, thats not internet legal so now I have to scrub my hard drive you freak.

>>39110055
>>39109979
This story is fake and gay, try again with a different picture

>>39110055
Wouldn't you rather see her take big white cock

>>39109999
nice trips and no aslong as he knows about them skill doesn't matter like a football fan who's shit at football

>>39110055

Kewl, go for it then.

Just got called transphobic in Greggs

>>39110055
Isn't she a bit old for you?

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Lads I wanna get a Kotori daki but I can't decide which one. Any birb experts around to aid me in this matter?

Preferably want one that has one side for hugging and one for fugging

>>39110097
leave our tilde alone lad

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Why is this place so gullible?

>>39109518
alri pubes. being honest lad i've enjoyed it as well.

>>39110097

I'd call you tastephobic...

whats your favorite jordan peterson video?

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>>39109969
Ah there you are. Remember that surprise I mentioned? I've been working on it for a few days now and here it is, my 'tribute' to Sophie Turner, the most beautiful woman in the world!

>>39109518
Smell you later lad

>it's another crazy mum asks me to do something weird again.
She wanted me to drive her to my dads house because there are 'tapes' of her that exist. my dad is so stupid that he can barely use a TV let a lone a camera

>>39110123
We aren't gullible. It is more interesting for me to believe in the story than have some artist proudly boast that he can reverse image search.

>>39110133
Where he's like 'clean yo shit nigga'

>>39110151
Tell her you'll do it only if you get to watch them

>>39110097
What did you do and why in a Greggs of all places?

>>39110123
because its a hive of legitimate autists. they take everything literally

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>>39110151
Sounds a bit spooky mate be careful

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>>39110140
DELETE THIS PLS YOU DEGENERATE
MODS PLS
congrats on the big cums though

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>tfw you have to accept that you will never, ever be with your oneitis
>tfw you can't manage it

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>>39110140
>That dick
>Load so large it landed off the picture too
Based anon, that's some good material. Thanks a lot.

>>39110140
>took you a few days to jack off onto a printed photo of a girl, take a picture and post it on 4chan
not sure why you feel proud lad

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technology was a mistake

>>39110018
I'll roger your arse if you carry on validating girls with long backs. Her arse doesn't need to be nigger hueg. Just shapely, which it isn't.

>>39110167
>>39110197
i know they don't exist, she has proper delusions. She thinks the house is probed and that everyone is somehow out to get her, and she also scrawls over bits of paper and does shitty paintings. she is off her rocker and hasn't been right for a couple of years now

would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StD6kiDESzU

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>>39110140
>he actually fucking did it the absolute madman
requesting this be added to the OP pic so it can haunt sophieposter every day

>>39110219
Straight lines are a shape
>>39110213
Pls don't be encouraging this heresy. Sansafag, high priest of the church of Sophie Turner will smite you down.
>>39110238
DELETE THIS

>>39110225
i'm so desperate i would but i would feel very ashamed afterwards

Just made my mum cry and I feel like a monster I can't stop crying

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>>39110140
Goodness me, anon! At least you spoilered it!

Thanks for delivering too lad. OC is always great

>>39110244
Come on lad we all know you got a semi from it too.

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Jerking it to robot girls, tbqh

>>39110097
just got called hydrophobic in the swimming pool

>>39110244
1 dimensional shapes are shit.

>>39110106
I don't know anything about dakis, good luck birb fapper.

why don't you lads get an asian gf?

https://youtu.be/gn40Z1C2FHI

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>>39109974
Lucky lad,
Theres me stressing, sweating and having a panic attack trying to make pork strognoff that ive never even cooked in my life...
>didnt cook the mushrooms and onions long enough.
>droped the powder sachet all over the floor and had to save as much as i could
>Completly forgot about the green beans and boiled potatoes half way through cooking.
>flooded the kitchen floor filling up a pan with water that I forgot about.
>forgot to use oil with the beef and I had to scrape it off the bottom of the pan.
>the milk started sticking to the pan and going all funny.
>the cap for the salt came off when i was seasoning, pouring out loads into the sauce.
>melted the laminate worktop a bit with a hot pan when serving it up.

But all in all it turned out alright in the end, although thank heavens I wont have to do the washing up as its like the dishes for an entire battalion out their waiting by the sink!

>>39110302
These two are terrifying

DO any lads here watch webcams? like unsecured ones of shops or pubs or random streets anywhere? im looking for something like that to help pass time

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>>39110198
What's wrong lad? I just wanted to share my love for Sophie! I'm cucking you with your own waifu

>>39110238
>>39110273
Thanks lads!

>>39110213
the first rope actually landed even further back but I cropped it out

Here's a before

>>39110349
Someone needs to work out his dick length based on the height of A4 paper. I cba

>>39110268
Well tell us what you did

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>>39110349
Is that a penis lad

How do I get out of the UK? Dunno if I can take it much more.

>>39110359
A4 paper is 29.7 cm, so his dick looks like 15 cm, or 5.9 inches

>>39110349
>Here's a before
Very nice. Please steal more waifus, I want to see another unloading in the future.

>>39110349
>I'm cucking you with your own waifu
you poor little autismo

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>>39110408
All I see is a picture of Sophie

>>39110287
I can just imagine how oily your hair and skin are.

>>39110406
Have you tried swimming?

>>39110319
They definelty both live a secret life like Myra Hindley and Ian Bradey, there just propper creepy and have that air about them.

>>39110408

doxxanon going slightly outside his comfort zone here

>>39110426
This is probably a new low tbf

>>39110411
Might consider doing this, not a fan of the waifus

>>39110408
Surprisingly accurate. Good work lad

>>39110436
>tfw no Myra gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxNyyZpP3GM

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>>39110285
N-no
>>39110290
No u
The last rope is going round my neck. This is not the way that Sophie is to be treated. The Sophie police are known for their brutality
>>39110382
>>39110429
>anon plays himself, reveals miropenis

>>39110314
I ate my din dins now, I had cod and green beans with some ratatouille. Glad that your food came out alright in the end, but who is doing this dishes?

>>39110473
inb4, alri ebin

Can we please change the subject? Is ebin up yet?

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>Had 8" dick
>Jelqed to try and reach 10"
>Broke my dick and now can't get fully hard or over 6" erect
H-ha ha, lads. You got me. N-now how do I fix this?

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his dick makes up 64% of an a4 piece of paper, a4 paper is 297mm 64% of is 190.08 so his dick is 190mm which in inches is 7.4 inch above average so sophieposter got cucked by a superior male

There really are times I despair of this place.

>tfw typical girly features
>plump lips
>wide hips
>long eyelashes
>high cheekbones
>short and slim
>nice round butt
Could I make money donating sperm to people that want hot daughters? If they get a son they get a refund.]

Surely there's a market for this.

I'd like to remind everyone that this is completely irrelevant. Yesterday I asked if Sophie would ever marry me in a roll 8 ball thread and got 0 - yes
This is merely a setback.
>>39110573
What are angles, anon?

>>39110573
he's holding it a bit above the paper though, so the perspective throws it out

>>39110573
>64%
He's hovering it over the picture, if he had his dick right up to the camera it would cover 100%.

Also he said my guess was accurate, ~5.9 inches.

>>39110589
Post pics and I'll tell you.

>>39110377
>go to uni two years ago
>become depressed
>grades go to shit in year 2
>want to leave but don't know what else to do
>barely scrape by with rent, parents have to often give me money
>flatmates are high school friends who have turned on one another
>parents support me and say if i want to leave thats fine, i can move back home to little country town
>no future in little country town and i just want to be left alone
>get first job in supermarket, enjoy it cause it keeps me busy and i get enough to live on
>find a 1 room flat on craigslist, even though its craigslist i really want to try it cause i could live on my own still
>parents worried about if its legit, say i ought to come home
>it'd be near impossible to get a job in little country town
>mum says she doesn't want me to go out and be alone, says they'll help pay if i get a flat with highschool friends
>tell her i don't want her help I'll handle myself, she starts crying

I never really wanted to do uni anyway, I just wanted money to give back to my family and yet I've taken more than ever, I want to die.

>>39110589
you could make money as a rent boy

>>39110599
>>39110608

fuck me lads thought he had it against the paper didn't notice the dick shadow

>>39110571
>Jelqed
what did anon mean by this?

>>39110589
You sound pretty hot desu. Would rather you straight up creampied them than the donating business.

>>39110571
what the fuck is jelqing? and how can it make you lose 2 inches in size?

>>39110608
>tfw 7.1
WHO IS THE KEK NOW
I AM THE BIG GUY

>>39110620
you break the capillaries in your dick in hopes it grows but people don't realize because your dicks a muscle doesn't mean straining it makes it grow

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>>39110619

>not noticing the dick shadow

open your eyes lad

Delet this disgusting thread and start over pls

>>39110619
>didn't notice the dick shadow
>>39110648
is this britfeel's spiccy new meme

>>39110610

Are you a sperg, lad?

>>39110609
>>39110617
Lads pls I'm trying to start a business here

>>39110625
I'd offer that as an option too

>>39110642
I thought the penis was a bone?

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>tfw you noticed the dick shadow

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>>39110535
Hopefully not me but I know what will happen.
>"Im not doing it ive been a wage slave the entire day up in london."
>"Ive been at work and just got back from yoga."
"Surely it wouldnt hurt you to do it its not like you work."
The story of my life...

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TRIES TO BREAK THEIR DICK AND MAKE IT BIGGER

The shitposting is strong this evening.

>>39110673
>I'm trying to start a business here
And we're here to tell you how to make money. I will pay you 300GBP for an hour of your time, all holes available. Take it or leave it, the ball's in your court

>>39110666
Probably, can't even fucking get 40% in most of my uni classes.

>>39110700
still better than the ebin/tilde circlejerk

>>39110710

More learn-y, less worry, lad.

>>39110693
You should start doing yoga so you have an excuse

>>39110702
Christ that's desperate. You know you can get a woman for an hour for like 100GBP on adultwork?

>>39110714

Can't agree with you there.

Definitely a nadir in recent chat.

Just tried to gain height by breaking my legs and stitching them back together with metal extensions. Did NOT go well.

my jeans smell like piss and old spice but i cant even be arsed getting changed even though the smell is getting on my nerves, im a literal waste of skin

>>39110722
It's past that, I had 7 resit exams to do and I didn't go because I knew I would fuck up again and because I'd had to have asked my parents for money for the fees.

>>39110732
Yea but can you get a woman with
>typical girly features
>plump lips
>wide hips
>long eyelashes
>high cheekbones
>short and slim
>nice round butt
AND a penis?

>>39110766
My dick's 7 inches btw, hope that doesn't bother you

>>39110760

Yeah, I think you'd make me cry too.

lads my penis is annoying me what do
>frenulum gets tight when erect
>doctor just says to me ''haha yeah that sucks just keep trying to stretch it

I was told I would get steroid cream

>>39110648
>>39110664
I was only looking at the tip lads

Been pissing a shit tonne today lads.
Thinks I might have that diabetes.

>>39110700
I'm trying to notice the dick shadow

>>39110793
my foreskin only goes down half way when i have a boner. thats normal right?

Right I'm off until past 12 year old's bedtime.

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>>39110784
Doesn't bother me one bit, that's just the right size ;)

>>39110793
How the fuck do you stretch a frenulum without breaking it? God's peed, anon

>getting a new camera
>sister asks for the old one for free
>it would be used to do fuck all, she has no hobbies and it would be a selfie machine
was I right to tell her no?

i haven't washed my hair in weeks and its looks better than ever. shampoo is a scam lads

i just touch my willy and white stuff came out

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>tfw the girl I fancy is so bloody attractive but has a repulsive personality and lives 200 miles away
It's not fair, lads.

>>39110793
>>39110838
Phimosis faggots. Can you retract your foreskin all the way back when flaccid? If not enjoy your smegma, I hear Tilde has a fetish for it

>>39110857
Haha it had better be nowhere near her.

>>39110846
That's gay dude
that's gay

>>39110845
*12 year olds'
Bye bye lad, it's always better at that time

>>39110863
i can retract it no problem when its soft and i wash the head every morning. i've never had smegma

>>39110855
Tell her you were gonna ebay it for X pounds but you'll give it to her for a fiver or tenner less.
Ask for money straight up and you look tight, but if you spin it so giving it to her is a loss of money to you then it looks positively generous.

>>39110855

I wouldn't have said so lad, no.

>>39110856
I've heard this before but my hair feels so oily even 1 or 2 days without shampooing it. Wat do?

>>39110863
Right well thats the problem, I can, fully only when im erect I can pull it to just past my head but then it starts pinging if I try any further I lose my erection straight away.

>>39110852
As I said above its only when im erect, if I pull past my head it turns white and becomes very tight.

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Bennis! Mighty bennis!
Pink, racist, throbbing, engorged, retractable
Fear not the hating vagees bite
Thrust! Unite!
InBritfeel annus!

post your top three artists right now

>nothing, nowhere
>lil peep
>post malone

>>39110891
That's fine, but you should probably still work on retracting it when erect. It feels a lot better pulled all the way back

I had to clean years of smegma build-up because of severe phimosis, it was not fun

>tfw second last day of work tomorrow before get 'let off'
>tfw many savings from six months of wage slaving and no spending.
>Back on the DOLEbucks, fresh claim with a few grand in my savings
>Getting drunk and going in to work tomorrow where everything is comfy.

P.S I can handle alcohol really well, I've went in to work drunk few times before but I'm a quiet drunk - everything is so pleasant and easy when you're 6 shots deep.

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>>39110726
Its meant to be really good aparently from what ive heard about it in regards to getting you fit and improving your state of mind it has a whole wonder of heath benifits.
The one my Mum goes to even do trips to places like Thailand, Japan, Nepal and all over the place its tempting but then im not quite sure if i could bring myself to go down their.

>>39110924
Well be careful anyway lad, I know someone who broke their banjo string playing rugby. I've seen their knob and their frenulum still dangles off the end of it

one of my friends woke up screaming in the night because his plums got twisted around each other, being male is shit

>>39110963
>>39111002
One lad at school got kicked in the bollocks so hard that he became impotent. Not even memeing

>>39110963
why have you seen his knob mate

>>39111025
>Not even memeing

Or otherwise making sense.

>>39110932
Why is your taste in music so shit?
>Xiu Xiu
>Pile
>Idles

>>39111002
>>39111025
>tfw got punched in the dick by a grill in primary school, now my dick has a permanent strange red mark down the side of it and its kinda twisted at about a 45 degree angle, goes a bit worse when i have a hard on

>>39111040
What doesn't make sense? He had to go the hospital for this, he got kicked so hard that his bollocks got all scrambled and now he can't have kids

>>39111066
It's only fair that the guy who kicked him impregnates his wife, since he can't have kids himself.

>>39111046
>je t'aime the valley OOOOHH

>>39111066
>What doesn't make sense?

>>39111025
>Not even memeing

>>39111002
I get so scared about this every night fuck
>>39111025
Yeah we had something like that. Someone got punched in the bollocks so hard he had to have an op. Don't know if he became impotent though
>>39111030
>not comparing knobs with your mates

12 hours to go. 12 hours to go.

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>>39111046
Xiu Xiu is pretty good, which album do you like the most?

>pic related their best album

>>39111146
>I get so scared about this every night fuck
The chances of testicle torsion happen are highest during puberty. If you're 25+ you don't need to worry.

>>39111147
Make mummy proud, anon

>>39111091
>I WILL SHOOT THIS ARROW RIGHT UP YOUR ANUS AND YOU WILL FEEL WHAT WE FEEL

Is this the worst /britfeel/ yet?

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>>39111156
I find it really hard to rank their albums but their run from 2002-2006 was legendary. I think I'd go with A Promise, Apistat Commander always gets me

>>39111194
>no bumming personalities

think it's the best desu

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I feel like I'm on the very edge of going full norm however if I don't shag something soon I'll never make it and I'll just roll back down the long hill I've been climbing. How do I tackle this final hurdle? how do I break the cycle and beat my own self doubt.

should I just give up instead of delaying the inevitble?

>>39111089
Sounds a bit like cuckholdery lad

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Just bought myself a domain and hosting lads haha, bit weird seeing my own site properly online and browsing through it

>>39111167
Four more years, four more years of worrying ;_;

Sometimes when I sleep naked I feel my bollocks in the middle of the night and freak out when I can't feel them both together

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>>39111213
Black was always the track that made me feel hollow inside. Also that cover from Tracy Chapman is top notch.

When i was a kid i used to push my balls back inside my body and force them back out for fun, im surprised i somehow didnt give myself ball cancer or something doing that

I want to marry Kirsten Dunst lads

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is this what happened to ebins doorknob?

>>39111265
give us a link bls lad

>>39111295
used to do that too, would fucking cain if i tried to do it now

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>>39110932
Mogwai
Urusei Yatsura
Carissa's Weird

Always been my top 3 bands.

>>39111046
Xiu Xiu always gets an honorable mention.

>>39111156
>>39111213
>Not knife play
c'mon lads.
Although agree 2000-2006 output are all great records.

Hey England, why don't you oppress Ireland some more?

>>39111345
I'll get right to it lad

>>39111345
I'm a bit tired tonight mate, maybe on the weekend.

>>39111342
i swear to god i'll cum tribute damon one day

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>>39111315
fffffffuck fucking sauce? To this, not ebin fucking a doorknob

okay maybe that too