SUICIDE AMA

Why do you wanna do it?

>>39104798
What are you most looking forward to when you do it? The silence and peace, or the possibility of a better afterlife?

who do you think is going to find you?

>>39104798
Why does your rope look like shitty barn twine?

>>39104798
based op
i'm jelly cause you have the balls to do it

>hand shows you're <18

fuck off kid

>>39104798
make sure you take a dump before you hang yourself. laxatives recommended.

>>39104827
severe chronic depression, family hates me, never ammounted to anything, no friends, college dropout, constant panic attacks.

yknow, the usual

>>39104798
That rope looks pretty scratchy. Are you sure you can't find something that will be a little smoother on your skin?

>>39104798
Don't do it anon, you're white, you have opportunities

Dont do it man
Life's gonna get better
Ive been where you've been, no matter how hard it gets, you'll one day be happy.

>>39104798
that rope looks rough and uncomfortable, put a towel or something under your neck when you do it.

>>39104856
Just wear a buttplug and you'll be fine.

>>39104858
i have a towel on hand, this rope is fuckin garbage but im sure it'll hold my fat ass
>>39104855
i'm 20, cursed with tiny hands and a baby face

How old are you?

Why do you feel suicidal ?

Do you like alone or with parents?

Did you ever dressed like a trap?

Just want know what makes robots suicidal

>>39104798
Can I have your PC? mines is getting kinda old.

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>>39104798
the rope looks too stiff desu

>>39104798
dude, do you even have enough of a drop to break your neck? otherwise you'll just suffocate. agony for 5-10 minutes.

Oh, and one more question.
Why hanging, of all the methods?

>>39104901
this door is the only thing i have to actually hang from, i know im about to suffocate for a while. this house is small as shit with low ceilings
>>39104903
too poor for a gun, rope is cheap

please dont do it, there is afterlife where you will be suffer even more if you do it, accept jesus in your life and ask for his forgiveness

>>39104877
the buttplug will fall out after he dies. unless, you know, it's a really big'un.

>>39104798
This might be the most important decision of your life, hold out at least another week to see if you'll change your mind.

>>39104798
Is there anything that could convince you to change your mind?

Quit being a bitch and stream it faggot.

>>39104927
i've been holding off on doing this for a whole year and a half now, life didnt get any better when i tried and it's about time i grew a pair

>>39104912
fall forwards, not backwards or on the side.
still, there's a good chance you'll survive as a quadruplegic.
i'd have a auicide plan b if i were you.

>>39104953
i cant afford a plan b

>>39104926
>unless, you know, it's a really big'un
Is there any other kind worth talking about?

>>39104971
well then, make sure you get it right, or there will be a LOT of pain: http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/short-drop/simple-suspension
test it first with a dummy wieght, if you can.

>>39105004
>death can take up to 20 minutes
holy fuck, am i glad i own a gun

>>39104798
Don't do it anon, please don't

DOTN DO IT OP, ITS PAINFUL AS HELL.

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>>39104798
god left us

>>39105004
i've read through this site countless times as a teenager lmao
the agonizing pain is what's making me hesitate, that and me being kinda shit at tying knots

>>39104919
Free will isn't real so if god is real then he's a fucking bastard for punishing people for being the way he knew they'd turn out to be. I hope I get to flick him off and call him a faggot after I die

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>>39104798
Just keep in mind that you'll never see the release of Bannerlord.
>inb4 neither will you
If the Turks don't get their shit together by next year then fuck it.

>>39105047
i would put it off until i had better opportunities:
- gun
- drop from at least 9th floor
- helium method
helium isn't that expensive and it's supposedly painless.

>>39105070
lmao turkish games?

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>anyone at all taking this dude seriously
he just wanted to make a thread

>>39105047
A lot of people who have died from hanging are found with their necks covered in scratches from trying to claw out of the noose. Hanging can be one of the shittiest ways a person can die.

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>>39105112
Never heard of Mount & Blade?

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>>39105112
You think Turks can't make video games or something? wew lad

Stream it and let us enjoy the show!

Dont leave us hanging this time .38 special S+W bro.

>>39105107
my problem is being a shut in neet with no ability to drive anywhere and no income.
i was only able to afford this rope because i saved enough pity money from my grandparents. living with my parents doesnt help much either

>>39105135
>cringesis

>>39105135
>>39105124
didn't know muslims could make anything.
/pol/ told me only white people make everything good in the world

>>39105150
what are yoo, underage? That game (and also the engine) was revolutionary.

>>39105155
M&B is where they really stand out. One of the best medieval sandbox RPG's I've ever played.

>>39105155
Turks are pretty enlightened, as far being Muslim goes. They're very normal people who don't take the religion to extremes.

>>39105021
>>39105047
I don't get it, if you're so fixated on dying then why not wait the 20 minutes and just take painkillers?

There are 438291 hours in 50 years, which is about how long the average 20 year old probably has left to live. You aren't willing to wait .33 hours out of what could potentially be over FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND hours of pain, depression, panic, loneliness and suffering?

>>39104798
Jerk off. If you jerk off and die your family has the choice of kinky freak or depressed. They gonna feel like failures anyway but one way is their fault for not helping. So they have the choice of stories: was too miserable too live or was too horny for safety.

I am sure you can find a high enough building to jump from.
There is no need to make it more painful than it must be.

>>39105145
you can have it delivered, just lie that you're throwing a party
as for money, can't you try doing some odd jobs for your parents? mowing the lawn or some shit? then ask them for a some cash for something. one tank should be enough if don't fuck the setup up. you'll need some rubber hose and a thick plastic bag. it'll cost ya around $50: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Balloon-Time-Disposable-Helium-Tank-30-Balloons-included-FREE-SHIPPING-/122624332914?epid=1645783420&hash=item1c8cfad472:g:AHMAAOSwNJ5Zfofk

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>>39104798
>>39104857

Okay so listen anon.
Basicly, what your problem is, is that by society's standards, at least, as you place them, failed. Now listen carefully.

Literally FUCK SOCIETY AND FUCK EVERYONE.

Let me ask you this, do you have a job anon? Even if it is a shitty job?

What are your intrests anon?


The key to this is literally not giving shits if you failed or whatsoever. I gave up on caring for anything long ago. Has it helped me? No it hasn't, I'm still a failure for society, but at least I'm happy.

Anon please reconsider this.

>>39105253
Jump with the rope. It will snap/decapitate and be instant

Do not listen to the faggots on r9k.
>JUST DO IT
If the faggots on r9k convince you otherwise, please move to /b/, I am sure they will be more supporting.

>>39105240
his parents will most likely make it look as autoerotic asphyxiation anyway. you know, easier to explain than suicide.

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>>39105282
>/b/ more supporting

>>39104798
Why don't you try to get on the neetbux and find your own flat to live in? If your family is making you miserable it's worth the effort, especially if it means you will be able to live with yourself.

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I'd at least recommend you to go out in a cooler way than hanging yourself.
Hanging yourself makes it awful for whoever finds you, but if you decide to go on a massive trip with all of the money you have, you might even find something in your journey that will make you reconsider your choice.

Suicide is the final, final, final last resort.

>>39105217
This.

+ They make real good games

im too hesitent, sorry everyone.
op is a faggot and will not deliver.
i might come back with a helium tank, im pussying out on strangling to death much like i've given up on everything else i've ever tried to do

>>39105314
i think suicide by cop would be pretty cool. just shout allah snackbar in a train station, while brandishing a knife and someone is bound to kill you. bonus points for mentally scarring the guy that shoots ya.

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>>39105350
This, while a guarunteed death is still a really fucking cool way to go at least.

Hanging yourself is so damn boring, at least do something fun or something fun enough that it might change your mind.

>>39105347
don't worry anon, you can only commit suicide once. it's worth it to do it properly. take your time, plan ahead.

>>39104798
Live it you pussy.

If a twelvie can you can too.

>>39105367
or fun enough to get you on the news. people will finally fucking know you're not to be fucked with.

OP, just take a breath and go for a walk. Really think about if this is what you want, if there isn't anything left for you in life. Im sure someone will miss you if you die.

>>39105155
>>39105191
If I only had one game to play for the rest of my life it would definitely be Mount and Blade Warband.

>>39104798
That's the cowards way out op, are you sure you don't want to get married and have children?
Is there a reason for why you want your life to end?

Kill yourself already Justin

>>39104798
Not OP. I'm going to throw myself off a 30 metres tall commieblock, but I falter all the time because the old women always watch from their balconies, they don't have anything better to do.

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>>39104798
do it faggot
mnbvcxz

>>39104798
You tied the noose wrong kek

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If I wanted to kill myself, I'd do hard drugs all day. At least I would get some pleasure while I slowly kill myself.

>>39104798
If I take your stinky virginity, will you stop this bullshit?

>>39107349
a-are you a girl
p-please be my gf

>>39107376
Only if you're older than 18.

>>39104798
hide a dildo not very well in your room. then after you die there is a good chance your mother will find it. That would be enough to stop me from killing myself

>>39107448
I'm 23 years old. Are you over 18?

>>39104798

Listen you might as well go and get real fucked up.

Go buy some drugs and just have a fucking riot .
pls dont die

>>39107498
Yes, I'm 24. How do I know you're OP though?

>>39107448
Underage faggot obliterated

>>39107533
I'm not OP but I'm suicidal.

>>39105225
Because he owns a gun l2readingcomprehension

>>39107571
That's rude! OP is threatening suicide, I offer solace to the poor anon and you come by to try and take that away.

Absolutely evil

livestream it? but do it fast so nobody calls yhe police while you trying to kill yourself

>>39107603
OK. That's the final straw. Ending my life now.

>>39104798
will this be recorded

>>39107626
w-what...

Aaaaaaaaa I was trying to say that'd have the opposite effect of someone trying to kill their self and thought that you would understand.

That's it, I'm done. rip

>>39104798
Did OK kill himself yet? How one he isn't posting time stamps so I know how far along he is in his break down. OP fucking live stream it you double nigger

Not worth it man, lots to live for still.
Especially at 20.
God bless and I hope you change your mind.

>>39105347
If this is really you, please talk to me anon <3

Op you should not do it because you are only twenty years of age
You still have plenty of time to get things changed and you are wasting a lot of potential to be content with your life

>>39107626
Don't you lose all chances at happiness if you do it

>>39104919
This faggot here should be the one killing himself

Live stream it
Come u cuck

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bruh you still here with us?

>>39105047
we did the exact same thing as teenagers

don't do it

we need you to be a "I turned my life around" story

you can always save up to move to colorado to smoke weed or something

it's not that bad to have no gf they're just a problem anyway.

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i killed myself with this method last week,it was kinda painful, good luck man

Fuck's sake I'm trying to do this but I can't tie the damn thing right.

>tfw literally too stupid to die

>>39109919
Don't do it dude, there are so many good things in life, you are just doing a terrible mistake. If for some reason you survive this, it will haunt you for the rest of your life. Believe me, you don't want to be strapped to an hospital bed without being able to move for the rest of your life, while your family looks down on you. Think of everything you enjoyed in your life, how you can make it better, and life one day at a time. Don't listen to some retards on the internet that are only looking for a good show. Most of these people will probably forget this thread in less than an hour. Give it more time.

>>39109919


>>39109919

>>39104798

I care about you, robot. Don't do it.

>>39104798
>>39104953
Do a life insurance before you kys

If you kill yourself, don't do it by hanging. Run into a police station and try to get yourself shot. It's faster.

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You are to do, not to not do.

>>39104798
1. Don't use that piece of shit rope, get a good 4 feet of braided rope and your last moments in some kind of comfort.
2. Show the actual knot, if you are gonna use a shit rope like that the knot needs to be done properly.
3. Pretty basic but only do it if you need to

>>39105257
this is balloon helium mixed with air you stupid idiot. this isn't gonna kill the guy just cause brain damage and make him disabled for his life. don't spread information if you don't know what you're talking about. cunt