/britfeel/

>>39104411
First for really fancying a pint

These threads are depressing as fuck. Why do they exist?

>>39104411
same lad, i do like a lunch time beer

>>39104299

If you've never lubed it then I can be quite locky, but some cubes barely even need lube these days, yours sounds like it does though. A new cube would really help you. A gans would be ideal but they can be a tad pricey on amazon.

Good luck for your A levels lad, although I failed mine and I ended up as a sucessful meme-forcer on /r9k/ so there are other career paths open to you! Are you reasonably confident though?

I have done quite well on the gambling fron lately, not only did I appear on the board but the presenter actually said the word "Shipanon" live on ITV. I'm hoping a consortium of britfeel lads can rig the entire board one day

>>39104474
So an angry NEET and a fat faggot can argue until the end of time.

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>mfw James from Crywank posts in this thread as a regular

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What're the health risks of consuming a packet of Polo's a day lads?

They're only 150 calories and help me to stop binge eating.

>>39104511
Hope he doesn't read ebins latest blogpost then

>>39104533
link pllllllllllllsss

lojnm

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These threads blow

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>>39104411
Might take a night walk to mcdonalds, anyone know the deals and prices haven't been in ages saw mcfurries are up 20p.

>>39104516
I think they increase stomach acid or something. Only a problem if you have acid issues

>>39104553
ebinlad.wordpress.com

here, laddo

>>39104516
>posting the mint with a hole to trigger tilde and make him jelly
Devilish

can't be fucked to leave my attic room to make some noodles, i'm feeling very anti-social today and i think i might wither if i see one of my housemates

I'm here everyday yet I've never even seen this sakulad or despairmong. Starting to think it's just a running joke to mention them and they don't actually exist. Can't stand you waifufags desu, ebins alright though.

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Good afternoon britfeel!
How are we all feeling? Good I hope.

Results day tomorrow, also the day I get my passport cosigned as I asked one of the teachers to do it, he was open to doing it ASAP and we would meet at a coffee shop or something but I had cold feet haha.
Think I'll get a haircut today for sure though as it is desperately needed then I need to hardcore cram whatever I can with my project in time for clearing seeing as I think I've failed.

Whats going on in your lives anons?
What was your favourite cartoon or show as a kid?
Post waifus.

>>39104577
I actually know James, he'd find this amusing.

>>39104457
>liking beer

chad detected

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>>39104617
Eat dick you cookie cutter avatarfag your worse than trips.

>>39104617
I finished A-levels last year but I'm still going to watch all the results opening videos.
I don't know why I do it, if I did badly in them I probably wouldn't watch them.

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>>39104511
>tfw me posting Crywank has made Ebin angry enough to write a whole blogpost about it
Feels good desu

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>>39104694
In his defence crywank is pretty wank.

>>39104411
You should add one of those boards they put outside pubs showing the specials but put something funny

>>39104617
I got a teacher to sign my passport form a couple years back, I was really awkward about it but ended up getting it done. A few weeks later it turned out that I'd fuckd my signature on the paper, and I ended up having to take i back to my teacher. Thank god he was nice, must have been pissed off for wasting so much of his time

was all worth it tho. i went abroad for the first time (16 back then) to visit e friends. used to have a job then too, paid for the trip myself

life has been getting worse ever since

>>39104707
Yea it does have teenage angst written all over it

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>open Ebin's blog
>first thing I notice is the absence of an apostrophe

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God is a Concept by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
God is a Concept by which we measure our pain

I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in Tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in Mantra
I don't believe in Gita
I don't believe in Yoga
I don't believe in Kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles

I just believe in me, Yoko and me, and that's reality

The dream is over
What can I say?
The dream is over
Yesterday
I was the dreamweaver
But now I'm reborn
I was the walrus
But now I'm John
And so, dear friends,
You'll just have to carry on
The dream is over

>>39104729
That's because it's plural, it's not ebin's blog, but a blog from many ebins.

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>>39104658
COOKIE CUTTER FORMATTED WAIFUFAG POSTS NEED TO BE GONE

>>39104744
bit gay lad

originalaiifnfka

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>>39104617
Good luck for tomorrow! My little brother has has AS Level results.
Weirdly I'm getting a haircut too later, not sure what to get though.

>>39104744
pretty nice anon, good job

>>39104757
Then wouldn't it be Ebins' blog?

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This a level talk is really tough when you're like me and fucked them up early because of mental problems and have been neet for years

Make something of yourselves lads.

>>39104780
Short hair is superior Sophie, snip all that stuff.

>>39104791
My bf disagrees

>>39104780
>2 sides and back and a trim on top
Is my go to. Mostly because I know fuck all about hair

>>39104788
fair play lad.
Maybe it's not a blog by Ebins, but about ebins.
Ebins blog would work then.

Lika a blog about dogs would be dogs blog.

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>>39104786
thanks, I copy and pasted it myself

>>39104812
8 back and sides, messy on top.

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>>39104670
I never watched the ones for GCSEs and I don't think I will with A levels, whats the attraction to them? Just the display of emotions? I do remember people crying at both GCSE and AS results.
>>39104716
That sounds like it was rather annoying although good to have it done. I decided I wouldn't get one until I was at least 18 as we never went abroad. Now I am 18 I actually need it for ID and such so it's a bit tedious without it. A uni keeps emailing me asking for my passport, which I don't have.
I'm sure life will get better for you anon hopefully :(
>>39104780
Thanks lad, think I've already failed though haha. I always get the same though desu, I think a 1 or 2 on the sides and then the top is just trimmed down and made neat. What about you?

>>39104790
Make something of YOURself lad

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Goodnight

>>39104716
Just realized even if I decided to take britnormies travel advice I've got nobody to countersign a passport for me so I wouldn't be able to get it

>>39104808
Your bf is a cakeboy

>>39104831
>whats the attraction to them?
I think I just like seeing panic without panicking myself. I'm a bad person.
I don't watch the GCSE ones because who gives a fuck, nothing's on the line there

>>39104707

He just needs a good kicking.

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>he's too little for me
Even fictional waifus want tall alphas

>>39104866
GPs will do it too

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any of you lads like the rain? people seem to complain about it a lot, but I find it quite comfy

>>39104649
i'm a real ale guy, the autists of the beer drinking world.

>>39104744
Yoko ruined you

>>39104907
She's had Khal Drogo's dong stretching her ass open for most of season 1

>>39104910
Its quite annoying when you have to leave the house. I do like sound of rain though.

>>39104910
you're right, it is max comfy. rain is my favourite weather. i love walking in the rain or sitting by the window watching it come down.

first for cutting bread horizontally and not diagonally like a child

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>>39104910
Me i love de rains jusky is at u
also i sleep to the sound of rain and thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDJNgN0-Mc

>>39104907
Nah, everyone is wet for that bastard manlet (outide of the Jewish writing). Manlets get the hottest girls.

>>39104816
Or maybe we're making excuses for him and he's a bit of a spazz who doesn't know how apostrophes work?

>>39104956
>diagonally
Do people actually do this? WTF

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Go on the mcdonlads website to look at the menu
no prices reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wft

>>39104989
Google them instead. Not every place has the same price

>>39104956
>>39104972
>not cutting vertically

>>39104866
>I've got nobody to countersign a passport
Do you need a countersignature. i didn't and I renewed mine last month.

>>39105012
for your first passport you do apparently

>>39105012
you don't need someone to countersign for renewals, but to get your first you do. same with driving licences

>>39104499
>not only did I appear on the board but the presenter actually said the word "Shipanon" live on ITV.

Brilliant! Need to go further next time and get them to say ElliottDoxxer

>>39105032
why aren't you just asking your parents?

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>ACCESS TO THE WEBSITES LISTED ON THIS PAGE HAS BEEN BLOCKED PURSUANT TO ORDERS OF THE HIGH COURT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL THE PROXY SITES ARE DOWN TOO WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY GAME OF SCONES!!!!

>>39105044
because you need someone in a professional position to sign it, like a teacher or a doctor

>>39105052
torrent it?
popcorn time has the latest episode up

>>39105052
>watch now
>have to wait 2 weeks for the next episode
Just wait you dingus

>>39105036

I'm surprised /pol/ hasn't already jumped on this bandwagon and filled it with "SiegHeil" "Himmler" "Goebells" "Goyim" etc There was no vetting at all for the name as far as I could tell, just instantly make an account on you're on TV

>>39104882
I mean, I guess if thats what you enjoy then go for it haha I think I'd get bored desu.
>nothing's on the line there
Mostly true desu. They were fairly easy too looking back. Although that might just be my warped perception as I've gone through A Levels which are cancerous.
>>39104910
I love it, used to sit on the steps outside facing the garden at night and listen to the thunder + lightning too.

>>39104996
Wait what why imagine it's the same prices all across the uk, also why don't they have any prices on their site.

>>39105081
Hadn't thought of Popcorn Time, I'll try that thanks

>>39105083
But muh spoilers...I already had to skip some posts in this thread that could have spoiled it for me. People are cunts

>>39105088
I have a feeling that 90% of the people who'd actually do that probably aren't old enough to gamble.

>>39105083
Have to avoid spoilers buddy

Just ordered 10g of the finest marijuana lads.

why do americans like british accents so much? i've posted in some vocaroo threads before and almost everytime a girl has asked me to skype with her

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>>39105110
Fuck off lefty cuck, go suck some refugee's cock

>>39105125
Just ordered 100ml of cheap vape juice lads.

>>39105125
how? alphabay was taken down

>>39105125
10 grams some one must be bailling most i have ever gotten is 4.5grams 1/8

>>39105138

I'd pretend to be a refugee if it meant she'd suck mine!

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>>39105138
hahahaha nice /britfeel/ meme

>>39105160
She's a used-up roastie mate. Look at those dead, beady eyes

>>39105138
Dream Market
>>39105149
I prefer to order a decent amount so that I don't have to fuck around with ordering too often. It will last me at least a month I'd say, maybe even six weeks.

>>39105197

She's fucking fine.

Did the Poleaboo series have the worst ending? Just withered out with no satisfying revenge or jail sentence. Instead you got an old, miserable paki working a shit call centre job. They are all over the country not interesting in the slightest.

>>39105138
Wasn't a comment about your politics lad, just a comment about people who'd be juvenile enough to express them in that way.

>>39105138
Reminder britcuck wants old white men to lose their jobs to virle rapeugees because it's 'natural'.

>>39105205
Pure kino desu. What were you expecting, some capeshit ending?

Hi lads. I just climaxed.

>>39105223
Hoping for one last bitter blog entry about getting caught assulting the polish girls and never to be heard of again. Memorable. Now the smug, evil paki that doxed people and wanked to pooing is just a depressed wagecuck who's given up on revenge.

>>39105251
If anything, that's the /kino/ ending. There can be no happy ending for someone like him, a miserable, boring existence with no redemption is the most fitting conclusion. Suicide by 30

off to get my haircut lads. wish me luck

>>39105235
Post soft cock

>>39105278
>>39105251
He's still got a trial in October to come.

If he gets away with it, he'll do something else. This is how he always does it. He doesn't risk piling up criminal charges, but as soon as he's let off with one, he gets to work on another.

>>39105298
Get one with big tits to cut your hair. Nothing like a stiffy and a shave.

>>39105309

Hey, everyone needs a system!

>>39105309
Do you think Amir has it in him to rape someone?

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>>39105219

That wasn't me who posted that btw but another anon, this kind of thing does concern me where I might be having a conversation with an anon, then someone else will interject and the other person I'm talking to will think the other person is me

>>39105360
That's why should only post with a trip Shipanon!
don't do this

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>veggie kitchen, meat free meatballs

>>39105331
He has basically chemically castrated himself with tranny drugs so probably not. But even if he was off the drugs, I think he's more likely to murder than rape. He has a thing where he doesn't respect people's decisions not to be his friend, and I think that could lead to him lashing out in a serious way.
>>39105360
Yeah I knew that was someone else. I know that's not your style.

We have a cuck for a PM lads, I hate this vile woman.
> "I see no equivalence between those who propound fascist views and those who oppose them."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40948414

With irc, ventrillo and teamspeak falling out of grace a while ago and skype barely holding up, is there really any competition for discord in the weirdo communication apps category?

>>39105360
Your own fault for not staying anonymous.

>>39105404
im hating this whole thing.
trump not taking sides,
everyone else omg hes taking sides.
its a twisted logic.

>>39105404


Well done Mummy May!

>>39105201
ah fair enough gagging on abit of weed but too anxious to get some

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Has any anon here successfully used clearing to get a place at uni? What questions did they ask you on the phone?

>>39105436
>What questions did they ask you on the phone?

How long will it take for your cheque to clear?

>>39104614
Please don't turn me into a personality

>>39105424
I know what you mean mate, it's been a shitcase recently with all the sites going down, but I have a trusted guy on Dream who has the same PGP key as always, so I'm confident he's fine.

>>39105436
Lad asked me if I was white, I asked if that's legal and he hung up.

>>39104614
They do it anon lad, who else could care about this drama than the people involved?

clearing was good for me, but i did better than my predicted grades, so i got a fair few offers

>>39105436

What is the meaning of that Pepe? Is it that he has discovered some vast conspiracy?

>>39105473
Was the clearing phone call like an interview?

>>39104866
thats a long dog lol

>mum senses that I'm a kissless hugless permavirgin
>tries to set me up with her younger asda colleagues

lol, it doesn't get much lower than this

>>39105492
Take up the offer. Gain some experience with women lad.

>>39105436
I went to my local uni because they had an open evening. They took me on my shitty grades and I've been doing alright.

>>39105492
That is honestly not a bad thing mate.

>>39105480
it's from an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, there was something about a character named Pepe and a conspiracy yeah. Pretty funny coincidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nTpsv9PNqo

Alright lads, I'm going to do a gay sex tour of the Birmingham area.

Contact me if you are in:

Stafford
Cannock
Bridgnorth
Reddich
Solihull
Tamworth

Looking to meet a lad in each town. Weight unimportant.

>>39105403
Its like a behind the scenes with the creator here. Cool stuff, keep up the good with BeitNormie, hope you can figure out an appropriate ending for the amer character

>>39105526
Enjoy your STIs.

>>39105526
This is the shittiest gimmick I've seen so far

Can SSRIs make you want to be alone?

>>39105492
>tries to set me up with her younger asda colleagues
Alri Barbra? My mums a slag innit, always humming when she cleans up me room.

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>>39105545
Amer Hussain is a real person unfortunately, BritNormie could never come up with a character like that for long. Also we know what he looks like

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Get your Game of Thrones leak right here lads:

http://knaben DOT tk/s/keepgoing.php?url=torrent/18374356/Game_of_Thrones_S07E06_SD_[Leaked]_-_[ECLiPSE]&errorcount=1

Sounds a bit fucked but it's watchable

>>39105526
>saku knows its bait
>still has to fight the urge to type out an invite with his chubby fingers

Why social isolation makes people want to be cute? I'm not even talking hardcore trannies, just the types that like to be comfy. Is this a mix of not having to face societal expectations and need for coping/comfort?

>>39105545
Britfeel isn't that good of a writer. Stick to epic poo jokes and gay sex in bogs.

>>39105582
But he's not in Birmingham, and has a BF, so that makes no sense

Come on lad, you can do better

>>39105576
Someone said he looked like jimmy neutron's paki dad over on /brit/ and it makes me laugh everytime.

3 best writers of all time

1. Ebin
2. Elliot Rodger
3. BritNormie

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>buy chinese military shovel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGdbbEZVHqw

>98.67% Of Brits have had sex by the time they are 21.

>I always do what daddy says~
>He says I'm for dinner and I'm spreading my legs to pay~
Why is normie music like this? It's like they were wanking while writing.

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SOMETIMES LIFE GETS FUCKED UP, THAT'S WHY WE GET FUCKED UP - I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR TOUCH, i STILL DO THOSE SAME DRUGS

>>39105569
They can turn you into a zombie so...I guess?

>>39105648
Normie music is pretty much always about relationships because it's what most people can relate to and it's usually women that listen to the charts and they are obsessed with relationships

>>39104569
not off by heart no
https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb.html

>>39105646
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I THOUGHT THIS WAS UK NOT CHAD

>>39105667
He is an absolute terrible at writing lyrics but some of his music is catchy

>>39104569
woops sorry lad
meant >>39105682 for >>39104568

>>39105590
It's not just social isolation, it's beta males who were usually bullied growing up, didn't have a strong father figure and never got pussy. Being 'manly' is too difficult so they go the other extreme, it's also because it attracts all the lonely fuckers here who are willing to fuck anything as long as it's cute

>>39105686

Sush mow mollusc, people are talking.
Autistic screeching is for the rest of /r9k/.

>>39105682
Haven't had a mcdonalds in months. Tempted to go get one desu.

>>39105526
Stay out of my fucking Stafford.

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>>39105613
Buy American shovel to dig yourself out of the shit

>>39105700
tru that man.

like butch lezzers, no good at being female so they go the other way

>>39105701
when you work that stick out you can enjoy some banter

>>39105708

I don't even recall the last time I had one.
Probably M-Way services somewhere.

>>39105646
Proud to be the 1.33% then

>>39105732

No thanks lad.

>>39105671
I ask because my best friend who just started taking them barely responds anymore
he's been thrown into some friend group drama bullshit completely separate to me so it's possible that's taking up all of his energy at the moment

A week ago I asked how he was going, two days later I got a message saying he was feeling shit and dealing with the drama was awful. Since then I've messaged him twice (a couple days apart) asking if he wanted to call and then how he was going in general and I haven't had anything back from him

He's been on SSRIs for a week and a half so it's still really early, I wanted to be there to help him and show he has support but this friend group drama shit's gotten in the way

>>39105735

Don't talk shit, now there's a good chap.

>>39105700
I'm not talking about the ones that are straight up faggots, but rather the ones that go around wearing cute pajamas, collect toys/plushies, watch cartoons, eat colourful food etc. Cute lifestyle. I know at least a few that did have fathers.

>>39105738

Maybe he just thinks you're a prick and is avoiding you for that reason.

>>39105613

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-Chinese-Military-Shovel-Survival-Tool-WJQ-308-with-Waterproof-Cases-Bag-/252546987160?epid=886439507&hash=item3accf93498:g:zBUAAOSwLF1X34GR

Will unironicly by buying one of these when I get paid due to your post.

>1 Xiaomi smartphone
>3 MoYu Rubik's Cubes
>1 Chinese Military Shovel

Xi posting is probably the best marketing tool in /r9k/ history

>>39105760
I can guarantee you it's not that

>>39105776

Yeah, I'll take that under advisement, thanks.

>>39105744
>female virgins are pure
>male virgins are dirty scum
I'm a volcel anyway so I'm proud to be chaste

Freshers week is coming up lads. Who's ready to screw up their entire university experience for the next three years, just like I did back in 2013?

>>39105757
Then that might be some sort of sexual repression? They're stuck in adolescence/ childhood because they don't want to become adults, it's a lot easier to play dressup and act all cute

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>>39105463
i got family who sells it still to anxious hate having to go there, he asks what you up to have to say nothing, then try and start a convo it always fails and quiet resumes don't wanna just show up just for weed feels bad like am leaving the impression i don't like him.

>>39105810

You're a mollusc and you'd give you're left ball to taste pussy.

Fuck off with self placating bullshit.

>>39105492
asda chicks are slags

>>39105526
fucking hope you get aids u fag

>>39105738
Antidepressants make you feel sleepy and shit all the time. It's a great way to lose your friend group by never interacting with them anymore.

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>>39105816
Why did you have to remind me of bloody freshers.
>go to only one event
>it's a foam party
>all the girls are drenched and off their tits
>two 5/10s come up to me and my mate and say 'do you want to fuck us?' without even saying hi
>we both say no thanks
>fast forward to now, 3 years later
>still a KHV
FUCKING WHY REEEEEEEEEEE

High elves are born with extra magika, very tall too. The true master race.

>>39105873

Only if you're on the wrong prescription.

>>39105888
this is a nice apu, i enjoy

>>39105854
The most beautiful woman I've ever seen was on an Asda till. I couldn't even keep eye contact with her she was so gorgeous

>>39105888

Because you're a mollusc, mollusc.

Ey, lads. Anybody here working callcentre jobs? Would doing 16 hours a week of it alongside uni destroy my mental health or is it just a myth?

>>39105888
>two 5/10s come up to me and my mate and say 'do you want to fuck us?' without even saying hi
>we both say no thanks
You may regret it, buy you'd regret it even more if you caught the clam or clap. Do you think you were the only ones they tried to sleep with?

>>39105894
>I see goy, well these things are god-awful for you so I can't stop pescribing you for another two weeks
>WHEN that happens we can use antidepressant #81, you'll have to start with tiny doses that do little for two weeks until I can give you proper prescriptions
>..Oh did it not work? Well these things are god-awful for you so I can't.....

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>>39105919
No but for them to come up to guys themselves they must have been pretty desparate. I would unironically take an STD if it meant I could have double teamed them with my mate

>>39105902
I've got loads more, here's another

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>>39105955
>pepe
DON'T CALL HIM THAT

>>39105918
Yea our resident paki does. I would imagine it would be quite stressful to do alongside uni, you should try and find weekend work at a bar or something, since I'm guessing you won't be going out

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>>39105939

Tell me more lad, I'm really super, super interested.

>>39105979
You're the one who replied to me you dribbling retard, kek.

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>>39105963
S-sorry lad, it's just for my file formats to be all pepes rather than separate them into Apus and Pepes. Here's a proper Pepe

>>39105955
>No but for them to come up to guys themselves they must have been pretty desparate.
>desperate
They wanted sex, and were straightforward about it.
Why did you say no, were you nervous?

>>39105888
>two 5/10s come up to me and my mate and say 'do you want to fuck us?'

Mate, they were just winding you up. If you followed them home, their flatmates and friends would have been there, ready to record and laugh at you as you walk in and realise it's a prank.

This actually happened to me at uni.

>>39105991

Post greentext story.

This is an orginali comment

>>39105985

Don't be even more of a cunt than you've already revealed yourself to be, lad.

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>>39105986
fuck your proper pepes
this is apu territory

>>39106003
That's literally it, except it was just one girl.

>>39105991
>This actually happened to me at uni.

I have no difficulty in believing that at all.

Strange, eh?

>>39105682
>https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb.html
it's got no fucking prices this is useless to me

>>39106016
Wah wah mong.

>>39105989
Girls don't need to go up to guys, they can just sit back and let guys come to them. I think at the time my standards were higher and maybe I was a bit nervous (hadn't had much to drink). Now I would have ploughed them without a second thought

>>39105991
That sounds awful lad but these girls sounded pissed off that they were rejected. Post story

>>39106024

I'd get that seen to if I were you, maybe they can prescribe you something.

Fat people are repulsive lads.

>>39106028
>Now I would have ploughed them without a second thought

Your desperation levels have increased.

>>39106020
It's hard to believe but a lot of insecure guys are afraid of this kind of scenario, I am a living example that it actually happens.

While the prince sleeps, we shall defend his honour

t. Ebguard

>>39106052

Reading the stuff that gets churned out here daily by the mollusc fraternity I'm left in no doubt whatsoever that you're correct.

>>39105526
solihull mate. How do we set this up?

>>39106028
>Post story

There's nothing else to add really, except they didn't straight up say they wanted to fuck but they were very forward anyway. Went back with her, and her friends were there are predrinks laughing at me.

>>39105919
>you'd regret getting a curable std
how

>>39106044
why do you think that lad? hygiene has got nothing to do weight

>>39106083
Are you sure they weren't laughing because they knew you were going to fuck? How did you react?

>>39106083
Why did you not flip out at them? I would go nuts if someone did to me and if any fellas are there i would have punched them.

>>39106110

Because they'd have ripped his head off and shoved it up his arse between sips of their blue WKD of course.

>>39106109
Because the girl was laughing as well and she just went and stood with them, pretty much clearly indicated with body language that things wouldnt go further

I was the only person out of my flatmates to stay inside every night during freshers. I made a good first impression: I dislike socialising.

>>39106103
fat people sweat more and are lazy and have no self respect or control, so the majority of them will have shitty hygiene

>>39106103
>so fat you need to lift your 50 rolls so you can clean in between them
Also it's not just about hygiene, they are repulsive to look at

>>39105991
I don't see why this would be an issue though. Either you get to fuck with no effort or its a prank and you can just shrug your shoulders and walk away.

>>39106121
Girls are weak as fuck.

>>39106103
Not true. Past a certain size it gets a lot harder to clean out all the fat folds

>>39106157

Fuck me the mollusc A team is in today.

>>39106157
Wasn't just girls there mate

Anyone else go on adultwork for a browse even though you'll never actually order anything? Maybe one day when I live alone so I won't have to make an excuse as to why I'm going out.

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>>39106184
>"I just fancy a walk"

who /tonguefetish/ here?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=986030410

>>39106142
How did they react desu? Even I wasn't that bad, and I'm generally pretty autistic

>>39106191
I'd probably have to get a longish bus into the city if I wanted one and I've literally never gone out on a walk by myself ever.

who /rapefetish/ here?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5956ccce5e878

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>>39106198
2D for me.

>>39106165
fuck off ya soft shite. women are about as strong as a 14 year old lad.

>>39106176
even more reason to do something. you should have had a go. not just put your head down and accept it. being a pussy and doing fuck about it why these people do it because they think they can get away with it without any consequences. if the lads gang up on you, you should have rang up your boyz.

>>39106223
fuck off you prick I got excited

>>39106184
I always look to see if thers anyone I know on there. found a guy I used to work with was a male prostitute.

>>39106234
Laws are a thing and if you just start attacking women you'll be locked up very quickly regardless of the reason.

>>39106234
>you should have rang up your boyz

Neither he, nor you have "boyz",
Now stop being a prick, there's a good little man.

>>39106244
since I prank'd ya heres some "simulated" rape that's pretty realistic

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f1740c84a63

whats a good mmo to play lads?

lads if you were a doctor and i told you that i had a borderline psychotic episode and looked through my drawer for pills to kill myself with and only didnt because i didnt have enough, what would you say. would it be:

>i dont think you need to see a crisis team
>if you get an impulse to do it again just call us instead of killing yourself

>>39106250
i never said anything about attacking lad. i said have a go, in other words fucking shout at them and make it clear to them that what they did was absolutely dickish. the women would not have done anything physical anyway, they would have got the fellas to step in live always. the women act like this because they know a guy will protect them. as i said, if the lads start he should have rang his boyz and had a scrap. you dont let someone shame you this personally. fuck me, its fairs if some little bell end randomy says something but inviting you back to a house and then laughing at you, fuck that, this is fighting talk now.

>>39106278

I'd say
"Call a waaaambulance, tell them you need 250cc of attention, stat"

can't remember my battle.net password lads and i can't reset it either because apparently i put something wrong in for my security question
oh well at least ive never bought anything on it

>>39106254
you know nothing about me lad so fuck off. he probably does have mates if he is going to freshers.

>>39106204
>How did they react desu?
At first they encouraged me to go out, but I told them how I don't drink and hate loud music, so they stopped asking me. We all got on alright to be fair. I was the quiet one who rarely left his room.

>>39106291

You get beaten up a lot, don't you lad?

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Heads banging today lads. Be gentle with me.

>>39106257
Haha you pranked me again you cheeky devil!

>>39106304
Fairs. But I bet they made fun of you when you weren't there.

>>39106309
bet you wish you could afford some paracetamol, eh pubes?

>>39106184
yes, even though i live alone. i'm too nervous.

>>39106300

I know that you're friendless and couldn't beat a snare drum if you were given a week's instruction.


The only thing hard about you is the yellow stains in your underwear. Twat.

>>39106324
aha yeah. Probably did, but I don't really care. At least that's what i kept telling myself.
Hearing the ladies throw up after a night of drinking felt good though.

Lot of porn here, wouldn't it be funny if you posted your hard cocks? Haha.

>>39106308
no, im not a fanny. you're obviously a fanny if you would let someone get away with that.

>>39106336
nice projection lad. let me guess, you're also a virgin

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>>39106327
I can and I've already taken some. And stop calling me pubes.

>>39106354

Lad, your absolute impotence in preventing the same thing happening to you is literally dripping from every post you make. It could not be clearer, really.

The other lad at least had the courage to recognise the facts of his situation and make a story of them, you're just coming across as plain sad and you are, believe me, fooling nobody.

>>39106369
>I can and I've already taken some

haha sure, if you say so pubes
might wanna hold onto the box it comes in then, could burn it to save on your heating bill

>>39106369

Aha, it's our resident dole demon!

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>>39106381
>im a sad virgin so everyone else here must be one

classic mollusc

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>>39106397
>>39106404
Fuck up you wee reprobates.

Stop posting in this thread.

>>39106411

The irony in you posting that image must, for reasons of propriety, be eternally lost on you but I must say (absolutely for real on this occasion) LOL!

>>39106427

Then fuck off you skint cunt.

>>39106435
your slime is showing lad. you look like a right bellend tbqh. i bet you are the type to let your bird shag other fellas while you wank in the corner and then tell people online "nah, you would never do anything, you are a fanny like me".

I'm organising a /britfeel/ meet up in Manchester.

I'm currently ringing around pricing various venues to rent out. Most are cricket clubs/function rooms with a bar. Don't worry I'll foot the cost so there's no need for a whip round.

Can I get a show of hands of how many would attend?

>>39105149
1/8 is 3.5g lad

>>39106461
>riled up easy
>sounds pretty slimy
two down

>>39106469
i would consider it. cant make any promises because i dont know if i will be busy on the day

>>39106461

I am at least the type that has "a bird".

Like I said youngster, it's abundantly clear from your posts on the subject that you know not of which you speak, so... Don't. It's silly.

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>>39106469
>meeting up with people from /britfeels/
Nah lad, we're good. No offence but couldn't handle actually drinking with you guys. Except maybe the lad who posts now and again with good music taste and a similar history to me.

>>39106478
at least i dont fit them all ;)

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>>39106439
Ummmmm, how about no sweetie.

>>39106469

Would much much definitely attend, I'm a southerner as well

>30
>Dropped out of high school & college
>no ambitions or goals
>no savings
>no pension
>can't drive
>NEET for 10 years
>never going to find meaningful work for the rest of my life
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELw9IPEF0AE

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>>39106501
>Except maybe the lad who posts now and again with good music taste
Cheers lad.

>>39106527

There's no point in your remaining Pubes at least not with the trip.

Anywhay when's benny day you scrounging, doley cunt?

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>>39104617
Just watched the new leaked GOT episode. Shit was fucking mental. One of the dragons fucking croaked, and is going to be a kick-ass zombie dragon, Danny and Jon are absolutely going to fuck, and Arya's completely lost the plot. Shame I'm gonna have to wait for the week after for a new episode.

Might pop to beddy bo's in a minute. Fucking shattered. These sky-rats living in the attic are buggering up my sleep schedule something serious.

Anyone see the blood-moon last night?

>>39106505
>proud of his failures
>tries to influence the thread so its more to his liking
>often see him not getting (You)s when he forces his meme
keep talking, lets see if we can round the list off

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lads i managed to snap this cheeky pic of pubes the other day

>>39106544

Not you dole scum.

>tfw hungry
>takeaways aren't open for hours

>>39106544
Behave lad, we both know I wasn't on about you.

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>>39106551
>j-just delete your account
hahahaha absolute state of you.

Andyou're asking the wrong guy pal. I wouldn't know.

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>>39106578
>tfw hungry
>takeaways aren't open for hours

This plate is your fate

>>39106544
Kek, you cheeky cunt pubes.

>>39106589
>I wouldn't know

got sanctioned for dealing out the back of the bennies centre again? typical pubes

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>>39106571
DELET THIS

>>39106576
Shite meme lad.

>>39106587
Still applies to me though.

>>39106589

Tell us about your car there pubes.

(bus loser)

>>39106578
Check JUST eat lad. All the paki stuff opens at 4pm here.

>>39106599
Here's a (You), let's see that boipussy

>>39106599
>Still applies to me though.

If he'd said the sad, lying alkie dole fucker it would apply to you.

>He's back even though he keeps getting exposed as a poorfag

This guy must get sexually aroused by humiliation or something.

>>39106469
I would and I'd grab poley on my way up

>>39106599
>You'll never see Damon dying inside at the pub while Pubes goes on his 4th rant about 'anonymongs'

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Got a job interview for a pub in about 2 hours lads, mildly bricking it. It was meant to be at 3 but the manager rescheduled it for some reason. Some smug normie who went to my primary school works there so there's another reason to be anxious.

Wew lads how do I not sperg out? I sperged out when I handed in my CV

>>39106622
it's attention you spastics. at one point everyone ignored him and he just left

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A recent pic of pubes socialising at his private members club.

>>39106627
Imagine pubes in the pub.

>Fucking Anonymongs, blah blah prussia
>Um...lads, can you buy me a pint? My card just got declined.

>>39106485
>>39106562
no point in carry on the conversations. you lads seem to have already decided my characteristics. funny how offended people get when you suggest that they should stop being beta.

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>>39106608
Fuck off, bet you drive a wee cuck car like a Kia.

>>39106646

Off you fuck then, you sad cunt.

>>39106643
Imagine Eric as a Los Angeles detective, it'd be a bit weird wouldn't it?

>uh one thing my wife loves ya but I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT IN THE WORKPLACE

>>39106651
A Kia is a lot better than having no car at all, like you.

>>39106646
>you lads seem to have already decided my characteristics
the irony is delicious
force a better meme next time

>>39106651
You drive a bus pass, peasant.

Everyone here knows it.

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>>39106668
>drive a bus pass
What did he mean by this?

>>39106661
>coping this hard

>>39106656
>>39106667

ey, i was not the diminishing the convo. how can i express my opinion when you have already made preconceptions about me.

how was i forcing a meme?

>>39106676
>What did he mean by this?

He means you're a fucking sad act.

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>tfw head is about to explode

>>39106685

I thought you said you were fucking off, you whore's scut?

But then we already know you're a liar so we should have expected as much.

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Pubes was in /britpol/ last night desperately trying to get someone to feels post with him

>>39106706
That must be what you have to do for entertainment when you're poor as fuck.

>>39106685
>how can i express my opinion when you have already made preconceptions about me
maybe don't complain about others doing something you do
>how was i forcing a meme?
it's literally only you banging on about this mollusc thing,

>>39106717

That or glue.

what website should I be using to buy drugs lads?

>>39106542
You're the doncaster lad aren't you?

>>39106718
>it's literally only you banging on about this mollusc thing,

Nah, it's really not.

>>39106718
>it's literally only you banging on about this mollusc thing,

wait, you think im the one forcing the mollusc meme? how out of touch can you be. kek

>>39106734
Dream. Just make sure that the vendors PGP matches their PGP key on GRAMS, and you encrypt your address yourself rather than relying on the auto-encrypt feature.

Mollusc meme is shite

>>39106734
I used to use dream but it's been having issues lately

>>39106718
The mollusc meme has my full endorsement.

>>39106755
retard here, how do Imanually encrypt you mean use the vendors PGP key to encrypt my address before sending to the vendor?

>>39106760
what kinda issues?

>>39106760
What issues? Just placed an order on there this morning.

>>39106759

It's the most accurately observed snipe I've seen in a long time on here.

>>39106750
Oh, I thought it was anon forcing the meme, turns out it was anon.

>>39106742
>>39106750
yeah right
literally can't find any information about it any where else
can't even find the original image
goes unmentioned for weeks then when anon remembers he spams it multiple times

>>39106769
Yeah exactly. But use your own PGP software.

>>39106771
>>39106769
Lot of people losing bitcoin. Seems like something on the admin level rather than vendors themselves.

>>39106799
alright nice one
>>39106802
ah fuck hope I don't get jew'd

>>39106795
i posted it once because i knew it would trigger someone and it did.

>>39106795

Oh well if you haven't seen it it must be a forced meme perpetrated by a single individual then anon.

You should have said.

>>39106802
Heard stuff on Reddit but anyone can post stuff like that on there. Could easily be rival markets etc.

My order def. went through and the vendor just marked it shipped, so hopefully it's all good.

>>39106736

Yes mate. Weathers quite nice today, but it brings out the local degenerates who party till 2am+ in the morning.

anyone able to recommend a uk vendor on DM for xanax?

>>39106888
Yeah it's C100 or something let me double check

was anyone else into yugioh in their youth? i must have spent hundreds upon hundreds on yugioh booster packets

>>39106915
>>39106888
c10labs

>>39106919
Nah, I did pokemon. yu-gi-oh came after, and was more complex. (not that it was complicated, pokemon was just easier.)

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This will never stop being relevant.

https://youtu.be/7vlsp7DDLes

is he ok? can we get him help?

>>39106959
i was the opposite. i never done Pokemon cards. i cards when they were big but my mum did not buy me them.

i got them doctor who cards too when they came out.

>>39106959
Did you have that Charizard card every kid sperlged over?

>>39106965
>Always cites sources to back up his arguments

Please provide a photographic source for these claims

>Authentic Hugo Boss suits
>Great abs
>Doesn't drive a kia

>>39106965
what now pubes
>>>/y/2425378

>>39107010
I had a shiny charizard from the first run, not sure if that's the one?

>>39106989
Whats the deal with this guy? Can anyone offer a quick rundown?