redpill me on sucking these

>>39104135
it's not as good as you think

>>39104279
this.
at least vaginas taste interesting. dicks just taste like skin and nothing else. if a dick tastes like anything at all, it means s/he's not clean and that taste is likely going to be very unpleasant.
sucking a dick is pretty boring t b h

>>39104279
>>39104308
It's worth it for the cum

if you suck em you're gay

>>39104379
Cum literally tastes exactly like warm mucus. It's a thick, moderately salty fluid.
Some people love it and can't get enough of it, some fucking HATE it. Nobody's ever in the middle or on the fence about it, though.

idk bro, just suck one and decide if you like it or not.

>>39104470
That sounds fucking disgusting god damn

>>39104809
Then maybe it's not for you.
I love it.

>>39104809
It's only not gross if you're in the mood for it.
You know how porn is hot when you're aroused but disgusting after you cum? That.

>>39104135
That is a beautiful cock that belongs in a vagina.

>>39105273
>belongs in a vagina.
wtf are you gay?

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>>39105289
It curves right up to the g-spot. YER GAY

>>39104308
that's because you are bad at it. When you suck a dick good you get the yummy precum

>>39105306
>It curves right up to the prostate

>>39105306
it would also hit a man's prostate real good if the one receiving was lying on his back or riding it, to be fair

>>39105333
>>39105346
He shoots strong enough to hit the womb every single time. Better than wasting good spunk on a shithole.

>>39105346
but that's a sin, anon.

>>39105356
I'll hit your womb in a minute.

>>39105356
>to hit the womb every single time
thats not how it works anon

>>39105379
Not like the glorious penis in OP's pic I bet.

>>39104308
>at least vaginas taste interesting
What do they taste like? Asking for a friend.

>>39105395
It works like that in my chinese comics. Shut up it's not like I have irl sex anyway Shut up

>>39105414
Some can be salty. Some can literally be sweet. And believe it or not, some of them can actually be sour.
You never really know what you're going to get.

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>tfw had a dream about sucking dick
What does it mean?

>>39105570
Describe the smell of cawk

spare no details

>>39104470
Forgot to mention that it makes the throat feel dry for a time afterwards.

>>39105635
smell you own

>>39105670
I don't have one. Wish i did though

>>39105635
If s/he's clean, it smells like nothing. Nothing at all.
The penis of someone who hasn't showered in days smells horrible, though. Circumcised or uncircumcised. It's a fishy, oily, dense smell. I can't stress enough how rank it is; it's not unpleasant in a sexy, fetishy kind of way. It's legit fucking gross. Gag-worthy, actually.

Wash your dicks, people.

>>39105727
r u that bitch from melbourne

>>39105727
do you like sucking willies?

>>39105754
what?
>>39105764
no. virgin

>>39105745
thanks and boy that sounds nasty

>>39105745
>Gag-worthy, actually.
If you'd be aroused then it's a good smell.

>>39105773
what does your pussy smell like right now?

I'm thinking about becoming gay, what's it like? Is it worth it?

>>39105815
you know clam chowder that has been sitting there for a day and then warmed up by sunlight? like that with a greasy taint smell and a hint of bo

>>39105773
how would you react if I wanted to rub your soles?

>>39105835
>you know clam chowder that has been sitting there for a day and then warmed up by sunlight?
no

>>39105835
but anon, you're supposed to wash vagina.

>>39105727
Opposite for me
I wish I had a vagoo
How does it feel between your legs?

>>39105727
>I don't have one. Wish i did though
You probably think you'd have a 10x7 monster cock, cum like a fountain and have no refractory period. You autist.

>>39105862
old honey ham with an earthy peat moss smell, gross but imagine releasing a popcorn fart in your sweatpants and smelling it immediately

>>39105849
sounds normal as long as it's a massage anon

>>39105863
i do its probably my diet i only eat frozen pizzas

>>39105882
never having had a penis its hard to describe you honestly cant feel any hole it feels kind of like a second butthole, you never notice it and the clit and outer most labia feels like when you rub your eyes gently and it feels really sensitive

>>39105906
i just want something 3" and up

>>39105947
>i do its probably my diet i only eat frozen pizzas
Anon, you have to take care of yourself.

>>39104135
Fun and sexy as fuck to suck, semen is delicious, and is great foreplay going into outright anal penetration (which is amazing). Dudes are better in every way, grills really are the inferior sex desu

>>39105947
There's no nutrition in frozen pizzas. That's why they're so cheap. Please listen to the other anon.

>>39105947
Add my cum to your diet.

>>39105947
>gross but imagine releasing a popcorn fart in your sweatpants and smelling it immediately
kek, this made me laugh harder than it should

>>39106032
Can I add your cum to MY diet, please?

>>39106043
>Can I add your cum to MY diet, please?
Are you a male?

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>>39105947
>>39105835
Vagina sounds FAR worse than
>>39105745

Maybe it's time for me to partake. (in cock)

>>39105787
Nope. Nothing ruins arousal faster than a smelly dick/pussy.
It's a real boner shatterer.

>>39106053
Yes?
oreganouroboros

>>39105773
>no. virgin
Did you ever had anything in your pussy tho?
I mean toys etc..

>>39105654
I totally forgot about that. Why does that happen?

>>39106071
>Yes?
Ok, you twisted my arm.

>>39104135
Fuck, anymore webms like these? If somebody posts another one I'm gunna have to put a pause on no fap

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>>39106099
>Fuck, anymore webms like these?
no

>>39106099
Seconding this request, that webm is amazing

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>>39106099
>>39106161
here you go you fags

>>39105612
You want to fuck your mother
>ofcourseitsnotoriginalyoudegenerates

>>39105745
>If s/he's clean
>s/he's
>s/

No stop this. No.

>>39105635
I've found that most clean dicks smell faintly like wet paper. Or a bit like wet cardboard with a bit of piss on it. The worst for me was one that smelled like watered down ammonia.

>>39106149
God I want to hop on that cock and I have no time to schlick. Fuck me.

>>39106299
What, don't like feminine penises anon?

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>>39106193
Who the fuck is this delicious, meaty specimen.

>>39106330
https://www.reddit.com/user/ThatCurveThough

>>39106299
Are you implying women can't have penises? Traps aren't men.

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>>39105745
>if s/he's clean

>tfw you want to have a homosexual experience but are too ugly and fat

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>>39106514
>too ugly and fat

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>>39106352
You are a saint, Anon. Thank you. I will schlick well tonight

>>39106514
So did my boyfriend. Being fat, ugly and having a small dick didn't stop him. Apparently if you nag & lie enough to a horny homo it gets you laid.

>>39106514
there are plenty of chubby chaser faggots

I posted an ad on craigslist last night for someone to suck my cock.

There were several replies. A couple were too far for me to want to drive. A couple seemed to be written by non-english speakers and I couldn't tell what they were saying. One from a young, fit, attractive guy but he only wanted to jerk me off and what's the point of that? I can jerk myself off.

Several replied from much older men, more than twice my age. The oldest was 65 if you can believe it. A 52 year old living nearby offered in simple terms. "I will suck your cock and I can host. Call me. ###-####"

I almost did. I almost went for it robots. I wanted to do it.

I'm not really attracted to guys over 40 but grindr is a total meme and it's impossible to find any partners.
I really wanna fuck and get fucked and have a sex life but I can't find anyone to do it with desu.

>>39106870
>One from a young, fit, attractive guy but he only wanted to jerk me off and what's the point of that? I can jerk myself off.

You could have turned that into something more. Hardly anybody goes out to meet someone else to just leave it at a handy. Of course you could have been getting catfished by some murderers.

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>>39104135
It's probably one of the gayest things you can probably do, but I doubt you'd care since almost all OP's are the king of gays.

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Are there legit ways to make your dick bigger? A way that doesn't cost money?

>>39107247
Your dick grows 1 mm for every cup of human sperm ingested by mouth.

>>39107247
Fat in the pubic region can conceal some length at the base of your penis. Losing weight won't technically grow your dick but it will reveal its full length. A smaller / skinnier body also makes your dick look bigger in comparison. It's part of the reason why so many smol cuteboy types seem to have huge dicks.