Why aren't you pretending to be Indian on dating sites?

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It just doesn't get any more /comfy/ than this

Anon post more. It's been a while I've genuinely laughed like this

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>>39103945
Sure thing anon. Enjoy

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Nigger landwhale btfo

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This is a couple looking for a bi man.

>>39103914
Op this is some good shit. You are skilled in your craft.

>>39104045
You have any more? I have you 2 bumps.

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>>39103914
holy crap this is good stuff, gonna bump you op so you can post more.

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>>39104131
She just viewed my profile so I know she read it

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This one viewed me too

>>39103914
>>39104266
let's raid every single dating app with thousands of pajeet accounts

>>39104275
Holy shit habbo hotel 2.0. I would love to see this happen.

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>>39104275
I'd love to see that. I've been doing this shit all afternoon.

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Lol I just spat my drink reading some of these

>>39103914
This is fucking great. Should we make a pajeet account discord server?

>>39103914
dying of laughter

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>>39104344
You guys are more than welcome to become pajeets

>>39104356

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I wish I'd gotten more replies.

>>39103933
pajeets, pakis and all those shit skins (like that girl) always use 'fuck your mother' or variations like it as the ultimate insult

I mean, in the western civilised world you'll just end up sounding like a retard.

i wonder why that is

What dating site is this? Is it easy to make an account?

I wish to be the jeet

>>39103914
you need to wait till there is indian thread on /int/ and tell them about what you r doing

>>39103914
>brisbane

My nigga. 4051 checking in. Shit's HOT tonight.

>>39103914
you sir have just made my day

>>39104384
Aaaaahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I love you anon, this is the heartiest I've laughed in months.

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>>39104391
I seriously don't think it's a girl Anon.

>>39104391
It's plenty of fish. It's super easy to make an account. You just need an email and a fake picture of a pajeet.

>>39104437
Both thing on this pic are male

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>>39104421
4059 here. Been doing this hungover af after I drank half a cask of goon last night. Ekka holiday ftw

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>>39104456
Yeah pretty bad trap for sure

>>39103914
these are fucking hilarious OP, well done

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>>39104503
Thanks Anon. Glad others got a laugh out of this.

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I found it much easier to message the older women. The young roasties have age restrictions

Tell one of them.

"Good day 2 you i propose to merry. you fly 2 mumbai you giv me 7 sons or die"

>>39104581
Standard Pajeet template

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Best thread on /r9k/ in months

Is 'my dad's a cop' still responding?

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>>39104581
Whoops forgot image. Here's his profile

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>this thread


You glorious bastard OP.

Bumping for more keks

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>>39104615
Nah. I had a few others I think blocked me or flat out deleted their accounts because they couldn't handle the bantz.

There was this one chick calling me a pervert and a creep and I said she had "a very small boob like an old mother cat" and asked her to "do milk" and she raged and blocked me

>>39104665
>deleted their account
kek

>>39104298
le ebbin reference friendo
i bet you're such an oldfag XD

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>>39104391
My mother was a saint. Ain't nobody gonna bad mouth her. Capiche?

>>39104679
It's annoying how the messages vanish when they block me i had some real gold in there

>>39103914
>Why aren't you pretending to be Indian on dating sites?
I-I don't know, this is clearly gold

What's the demographic for dating sites?
Women over 30?
People with STDs?
Neets?

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I have chicks block me so fast I can't even message them. Just the site of Pajeets face must be a huge trigger. There was one girl with a profile that said "if you just say hi I'm ignoring you" so I sent her 50 messages that just said "hi"

>>39104665
That fucking profile pic really cracks me up for some reason, keep going OP

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>>39104828
Single mother landwhales for POF

>>39104909
>4wding

I feel so bad for that ATV

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>>39104935
Pajeets dick pic I found by googling "small indian penis"

>>39104421
>>39104485
Caboolture here cunts!

>>39104999
shower her like the ganges

>>39105017
You poor bastard. I lived in 4510 for too many years. Fuck that place.

>>39104391
A lot of people in the east use mother-fucking as the go to insult.
It was also an insult in the west, thus we still have motherfucker.

>>39105049
Yea, but hey NBN! It's not like I actually leave my apartment or deal with the locals. I'm a sunny coaster cunt and hoping to move back up there in a few months.

>>39104344
CtUDq4

Let's make this shit work

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>>39105086
I didn't know they had NBN the internet was shit when I lived there

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The moderation on this site is so bad. I've sent out so many messages I don't get how I'm not banned

>>39105200
Less offensive than the average chad message

>>39104999
That looks like an average penis desu

>>39105134
Yea got it recently; I'm in a newish set of units. Lining up a place further north, hopefully they have nbn too

>>39104045
>her reply
XD

you made me use a normie meme

Keep going Op this is mega

>>39105200
They want you to keep incriminating yourself while they get the team ready to v& you.

>>39104999
That's my size and i'm white

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>>39105301
It certainly looks like a legit pajeet dick

>>39105340
Holy shit there's a lot of trannies in Brisbane

>cars
>drinking

>>39104619
>looking for an American woman
>only messages Australian ones
:^)

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>>39105373
Bogans m8

>>39103914
This is fucking hilarious my man

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>>39105464
I'm following in your footsteps op.

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>>39105482
Nice. Post messages/results

>>39105482
>The Brothers Sudakar

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nice thread made me kek

>>39104344
>>39105117

We have many anons who would participate, lets join forces

https://discord[dott]gg/9w2GvBK

>>39105521
>letting that cute stacy go

>>39105536
Keeping her was never an option. Better to kick her while you have the chance before she leaves with what she wants.

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>>39105491
Xmmxmmd

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>>39105536
Nah lad I'm on a Chad account my legit account didn't get swipes cuz I'm a ugly cunt also fuck Sydney girls

>>39105502
I don't know why but this made my kek

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Hamplanets beware

>>39105575
>fuck Syndey girls
THIS

>>39105546
chicago?

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>>39103914
Bumping for more pajeet. You're doing god's work, OP.

>>39105521
>speak to girls like that
Why do they all think they're special?

>>39105482
I live in China and tried to do the same thing in the local equivalent of Tinder in China (TanTan) and got banned in 5 mins, didn't even send any messages, just made a pajeet account.

>>39105628
>even china has tinder

There is truly no places left for the robot

>>39105482
>I am for good times. Thanks
I'm ded. Thank you you glorious bastard!

>>39105660
Clearly India is the home of robots.

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>>39105627
Pajeet doesn't think they're special and they never call him out

>>39105660

It's okay, basically being white here makes dating alot easier, though I would never marry a Chinese girl or take her back to my country, you have to be able to buy a house(in china, even though you can never permanently immigrate here) pay a dowry (10k USD and up) and deal with backwards inlaws for the rest of your life.

But if you come here to teach English or something you can get some easy shags, I've seen some morbidly obecee fedora wearers with some 6/10 Chinese chicks.

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>>39105705
>Are u calling me piggy

>>39105660
Pattaya, Thailand

no need to thank me

>>39105710

Full disclosure though, I'm not a retarded English teacher, I work for a state company, facilitating exports to Western countries. So it's actually a white collar job here.

>>39105750
>>39105710
>on /r9k/
I don't get it

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>>39105731
She's not real smart

>>39105765
normans like to come here to belittle us and feel good

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She wants money. What should we say?

>>39104244
if you had picked a hot Indian, that bitch was gonna reply

>>39105775
ask if ruples are okay

>>39105769
>this is a 10/10 in the gold coast

>>39105765

Eh, it would be nice for people to care about you more than the way you look or what colour your skin is.

Trust me back home I get no attention, and next year I'll probably be going back

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>>39105775
>babe i put the money on the postmen vry much money u get next wik

>>39105793
>>39105772

Honestly contrary to popular belief here, getting laid won't solve your self esteem issue, or feelings of loneliness

>>39105814
It just makes it worse when they stop speaking to you.

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>>39105795
>that profession

>>39105795
Average body weight hahahaha who is she trying to fool

>>39104391
>never met American rednecks, blacks, Irish or Italians

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>>39104045
This is the funniest shit to come out of this board in such a long time, have an original (you) keep doing gods work, anon.

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>>39105827
i dodnt come here for feels anon..

>>39104496
then its just a tranny you fucking retard.

Where do you think the word "trap" comes from? from passable trannies being TRAPS. jesus fucking christ, some people are truly content with feelings over thoughts.

>>39105736

For getting laid or just dating?

Honestly Pattaya is just a cesspool of third world prostitutes, if you stay in Bangkok you might be able to get betabuxed by a divorced Thai woman with kids, she might not like you, but shell cling to you until your wallet runs dry

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>>39105834
>she has a boyfriend! Lolol

>>39105792
>>39105795
Man fuck Australian women as a whole, they're literally the worst. I'm importing a gf

>>39105886
nz girls are the actual worst

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Oh shitttt no. This bitch is thirsty what the fuck do I do?

>>39105912
>nz girls are the actual worst
Redpill on nz girls

>>39104860
This fucking thread is amazing, keep it up OP

>>39105886
>>39105912
NZ, british, americans, and aussie girls

DO NOT DATE THESE. Leafs are okay and the least roasted

>>39105926
make a kik and continue talking with landwhale

>>39104909
1000 Rupees is 15 bucks. She just saw 50 and added almost 2 orders of magnitude. What a dumb whore lmao

>>39105912
What about abo girls? Hanging around taxi ranks and being degenerate cunts

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I'm too sexy. This black girl actually wants to fuck him.

>>39105977
I'll ask her to fart on my face.

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>>39105965
Ikr
>>39105964
Crisis averted

>>39105977
>Stroking big tool large 8 babe

Kek

>>39105962
Can confirm, all of these are fucking trash. Don't touch Aussie girls, they're good for a root but they're just American girls with a shitty accent and even worse personality.

The only Canadian girl I got with while backpacking was an absolute sweetie, 10/10. The Swedish pair were kinky as fuck in a really sweet and refined way.
>>39105975
Abo girls are disgusting but holy damn are some halfcastes absolutely gorgeous. Got with 3 and they were some of the best ever, god bless the men who settled their ugly as fuck mothers.

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>>39105996
>>39105977
>tfw Pajeet has better chances with women than I do

>>39105977
>>39105996
Fucking hilarious, this needs to be a thing

I think a trip to r/indianpeoplefacebook would allow you to channel the diarrhea from within and paint message boxes with your holy curry

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>>39106019
>tfwktfb

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>>39106056
Is she a bot wtf?

>>39106088
Yea, it's a bot. Messages are pretty funny tho

>>39106088
Maybe it's a guy who made a joke account and realizes you're a guy who made a joke account too. Her name has 69er in it after all.

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Dnsnsk

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>>39106097
Changed target

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>>39106108
Maybe. I dunno why they'd put 69 in there if they had a boyfriend and just wanted new friends

>>39105628
Wow China hates Indians what a surprise

>>39105977
Maaaan fucking kek, ur a professional at imitating pajeets

>>39106177
>like mother cat
Where did you learn this?

>>39106289
Kek I dunno I just remember mother cats/dogs running around with floppy saggy teats. Figured it must be pretty insulting and it's hillarious. Can you imagine being a roastie and getting a message like that?

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>she doesn't want Pajeets large 4" indian cock

>i put my lulla in ur pussy and u take it bastard bich girl
>top top top secret fuk ur mother before birth, i am ur daddy

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Hi am Patrick swaze

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks OP, I needed it today

>>39106431
fucken lol
oragami

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>>39106455
Hopefully she sends bitcoin

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>>39103914
working on it now.
Brothers Sudakar unite

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>>39105212
>Thinks that's average penis length
Anon....

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>>39106520
>sexHORSE

My fucking sides

>>39106604
That looks average for soft

>>39106617
Keep telling yourself that originally dicklet.

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>>39106673
The ladies sure don't seem impressed

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PLEASE make these threads a regular thing. I would die laughing if one day, we have an entire /r9k/ Pajeet army harassing roasties on dating sites.

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>>39106673
The average flaccid penis is 3.6 inches.

>>39106673
Ironic, isn't it, anon?

>>39106748
What's ironic? The average dick is 5.1 inches hard and 3.6 inches hard. Yes that sounds small but that the average.

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>>39106673
I'm just telling it like it is.

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>>39106723
>fishing, swimming, beach

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>>39106763
Wasn't even quoting you, you idiot.

>>39105795
>my life is like a box of chocolates
>95% HFCS

>>39105965
Maybe she looked up how much a Rupee is worth and agreed to make a video of her peeing for $15?

>>39104421
4163 Cleveland represent

Can someone link me that pajeet image? Thank you

>>39106012
>god bless the men who settled their ugly as fuck mothers
That's implying two of your Aussie white women didn't get Abo'd.

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>>39106828
Here you go Anon

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjxLGo2EV8_juavPtkoxBI1y1fFNTibdLAFjHd-ff_LXM5CtlSqryqkc4Y

This shit is cracking me up my man good work.

>>39106431
>i need $80,000 for drinking water
Nice try Pajeet. I would have done it if I wasn't so experienced with African princes.

Why is every one of them a koala-fucking nigger?

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>dog lover

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Fucking blocked REEEEEE

>>391029
And ausies have the audacity to call Americans dumb

>>39107029
MAX FUGGIN PAR!

>>39105212
Not really, it's pretty small, even for an indian.

What site is that odjxjsoslwhdudikeksvrhf

>>39104391
I saw a screenshot once of someone who told a pajeet """Microsoft tech support"""" scammer he fucked his mother, his reaction was priceless I wish I'd saved it

What site please twll me

>>39107751
Plenty of fish. Pof.com

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>>39107609
Poor pajeet

>>39107609
Post your flaccid dick then.

>>39107350
What was the comment he deleted?

>>39105886
>importing gf
fucking loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLpFG5uUc0