Fembot feels thread

>>39102803
How is Ryan not a Chad? He looks like a fucking 10

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>>39102819
He was way too nice to be a chad. He was also a virgin too. And hes really short

You're a stupid whore, and you deserve unhappiness

Ryan is hot. I'd breed his bussy.

>>39102881
nice guys are amazing for long term partners, you should have kept him around. His face definitely makes up for his height

>>39102881
He looks boring and a wuss.

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>Fembot feels

FEMBOTS ARE NOT REAL FUCK OFF NEWFAGS.

>>39102927
This
Orriririri

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This thread will make me cry but I guess I will post. I sat next to what you people would call a Chad, he played on the baseball team and was very popular. I sat next to him in science class. We became friends and I would help him with his homework pretty much every day. I really liked him and fooled myself into thinking he liked me back but I guess he was just using me for help. Then one day before finals we met up at his house so I could help him study. We ended up having sex in his living room. After that class ended he never spoke to me again which really crushed me. Its been two years now but I still stalk his social media everyday and hope one day he will talk to me again. Makes me wish I was a Stacy.

How could you ever get tired of that? Look at that adorable face
I would cherish him, love him and take care of him for always and forever.
But I'm a man, not a roastie. The poor guy shall be lifted to the heavens one day for his suffering to the hands of roasties, and all femanons shall have their second death in the lake of fire and brimstone

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>>39102803
I would never leave that boy.

The guy I lost it to wasnt the cutest but i did it cuz he gave me attention

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Dude was super chill. Met him in 3rd grade and had been more or less best friends since. Super nice dude that supported me through a lot of shit and I ruined it thanks to my dumbassery. We still talk and I'd love to get back with him but I know I'd fuck it up again so no point in trying.

>>39103045
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

Tell me you aren't serious. Imagine stalking the social media of a guy who makes THIS FACE, takes a selfie, applies a filter, and uploads it for other people to see.

Just imagine. Holy shit. Fucking women lmfao.

>>39102803
>>39102881
pretty cool

how old were you two?

>>39103344
Everyone does that on snapchat lol hes pretty cute btw

I would post mine but I'm still a virgin so

>>39103045
>>39103344
I swear. roasties are nothing if not retarded

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Public Reminder: Fembots are NOT real.

>>39103408
Only because of desperate losers like you.

>>39103408
This should be used to answer that constant question about why are there so many virgins when women are more slutty than ever.

All those men after one woman. How can that be? Isn't the population supposed to be pretty much 50/50 male to female?

>>39102803
>>39102881
>>39103045
I am better looking than these fags yet I can't find a girl to take my virginity???? Fuck all of you I hope you die on their dicks you worthless whores.

>>39103476
I really doubt you are better looking than Ryan. You aren't even white.

>>39103476
I can't imagine why such a nice cheerful guy like you can't get girls.

>>39103456
30% of males fuck 100% of women.
Men need money, a car, looks, a picture perfect state of mind and mental health to confidently dominate any and all social situations.
Women need a wet warm gash between their legs, which they are handily given at birth.

Remember though, women have a harder life than men because they get peeeriods (((((

>>39103476
It's not enough to merely look better. You've still got to go out and pursue women and do all the work of getting them.

>>39102803
>>39102881
>>39103045
>>39103129
>>39103289

This have me a confidence boost lmao but too but most of the girls here are 4/10 or lower

>>39102803
>>39103045
Who do you think girls would choose?

OP said Ryan is short and Chad is the baseball player but many robots feel Ryan is cuter. Do girls just go for a cute face or if you have a cute face but are short or not "manly" enough you are looked over for the tall alpha Chad? Would love a girls thoughts on this.

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Anon stop being retarded, you know women dont exist here

>>39103518
Hahaha me too I am way hotter than all of these dudes.

I am a 24 year kissless virgin but it still makes me feel good about myself.

>>39103532
Ryan 100%. The only kind of girls that go for the Kevins are ones with low self esteem that comes from broken families and have mental issues maybe, they might even be on drugs

>>39103532
>Would love a girls thoughts on this.
youre in the wrong place then, this thread is males posting their fantasies about guys they know.

>>39103503
You fail at math. 99% of males fuck 99% of women.

>>39103557
Sounds like 99% of females. They will always choose a bad boy over a nice guy.

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This is the man who I lost it to. Couldn't really do any better plus he was nice to me and always took me out.

The sex was good even though he had a small dick. He still calls me a lot and when I'm bored we still hangout.

>>39103557
My dumb sister fell for a guy like that and we have two great parents. Women are just retarded.

>>39103596
No they don't. You're not a nice guy, that's what.

>>39103596
>>39103643
honestly Kevin is not bad, he looks kinda fun and manly but Ryan's face is too dreamy to give up for kevin. In a perfect world thought id have both

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>>39103363
He was 18 and I was 17.

>>39103798
Ew is that ryan? He looks foul

>>39103798
omg he's tiny

>>39103497
I am fagit why dont U believe me r U gay?

>>39103798
Thanks for killing my crush

>>39103045
I would let him use me however he wanted

>>39104055
I will use you however I want, that close enough?

>>39104109
Depends. Are you as hot as Kevin?

>>39104124
>>39104055

is this a joke or something? how is that ugly fuck in any way hot?

>>39104150
Something about guys who have fucked girls before makes him extra hot

I lost my virginity to a guy I met on r9k. We are still dating but he lives so far away that I get so lonely. Hes the only guy Ive ever been with and Im scared he is going leave me because Im not interesting enough.

>>39104169
hmm that's how i feel about slutty women tbqh

>>39103585
>99% of males fuck 99% of women.
LOL

I'm waiting on my mister perfect.

>>39102803
>Hi fellow fembots

No. GTFO.

sage.

>>39104124
I'm hotter and better than him in every way possible.

>>39104188
Nowadays it's more of the trend to ghost someone mid conversation on here.

>>39104188
>not moving in with him and his parents
I'm sure his parents won't mind the sounds of squeaking beds and the smell of lube and shit.

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>posting on /r9k/
>not being a virgin
Why is this allowed?

>>39102803
10/10
>>39103045
8/10>>39103129
2/10
>>39103289
0/10
>>39103630
3/10

1 and 2 are hot the rest are hideous. Sad that fembots can even get laid to be honest.

>>39104361
These are pretty accurate ratings lol ur good

>>39103129
4/10
>>39103289
3/10
>>39102881
>>39102803

8.5/10 Chad

>>39103630
6/10

This is it guys, this is the official ranking

>>39102803
> be me, fugly femanon
> fed up with not getting any action
> got myself something and tore my own hymen so technically I am not a virgin
> I lost my virginity to myself beat that

>>39104659
You are missing one

Plus Ryan is too small to be a Chad

What a pathetic thread, I hope all fembots kill themselves immediately. You're all losers.

>>39104690
Some women break their hymens by farting/pooping really hard.

Congrats.

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>>39104709
He is a chibi-chad

>>39103532
>OP said Ryan is short and Chad is the baseball player but many robots feel Ryan is cuter. Do girls just go for a cute face or if you have a cute face but are short or not "manly" enough you are looked over for the tall alpha Chad? Would love a girls thoughts on this.
girls always choose the taller male. when the opt for a shorter male, it's only until they can upgrade. they don't care about looks. men are orcs anyway.

>>39103798
Yeah this killed it. I would never date a short guy. Sorry not sorry.

>>39104930
>he says, conveniently ignoring the fact that the majority of khv robots are tall

>>39103129
this ugly shitskin pice of shit is just disgusting.
How can you even look in the mirror, knowing this creature touched you?

>>39105069
>the majority of khv robots are tall
Anon, where are you getting your statistics? Your ass is not a good place to draw stats.

>>39102803
>But honestly I got bored of him and stopped talking to him. Stupid now because I miss him.
Funny, there's this thing called the internet now and..
oh nevermind you're a stupid cunt who just wants money and chad's cock down your throat
stay unhappy you worthless bag of meat

>>39105188
How tall are you, khv?

>>39103045
CUTE AS FUCK

You traded your smarts for his dick. Nice. I wish I could find a guy that cute.

>>39105308
Hmm i didnt think he was cute but now that everyone else seems to think so maybe he is..

>>39103289
How'd you mess up?

>>39104245
This.
Hopeless romantic reporting in.
I'm a dude though (not gay)

>>39102803
Supreme qt 10/10 would cuddle
>>39103045
4/10

>>39105433
They are both uglee. Women have shit tastes

>>39105477
>Women have shit tastes
>Women only want a 10/10 Chad with a 12 inch cock
Wait, which one is it?

>>39102803
>>39103798
WHY GOD DOES HE HAVE TO BE SHORT WHY GOD WHY

>>39105511
>WHY GOD DOES HE HAVE TO BE SHORT WHY GOD WHY
What's so bad about it?

>>39105617
Trannies have the strangest taste in men.

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>>39102803
he was kinda short (not even 6' kek) so i dumped him. i feel like it doesnt count, so i still say im a virgin

>>39105697
Let's play: Spot the larping bitter virgin lanklet.

>>39102803
I met up with a robot I met here and fucked him