Who here /deepassvoice/? >haha anon you sound depressed!

Am I alone on this one?

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>>39102229

>say something
>Stacey says "Wow, you have a deep voice. That's...sexy."

Deep means James Earl jones.
Monotone means depressed/autistic.
You have a monotone voice. As do I.
It's also very lazy and if I'm not careful mumbley.

people always comment on my deep voice and I hate it

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD BE IN RADIO???

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>tfw monotone throaty/gnarly voice

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>>39102751
>>39103271
monotone voice sucks

>>39103271
How do we originally fix this?

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>tfw voice deeper than most black people but look like a scrawny numale

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>>39103222
This is probably the most depressing part. I'd love to be in radio if I didn't have a speech impediment. It's like, thanks for getting my hopes up again so I can knock them back down when I think about this later tonight.

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>be me
>early puberty so i get the deepest voice out of everyone
>always thought of making videos but my voice is annoying and deep as shit
>some guys were planning to go out without permission, and one of them said
>'hey lets ask anon to talk on the phone they'll believe he's a parent

>>39103305
most black people are women

>>39102751
>>39103271
>>39103280
These to be quite honest with you my family man. I remember people saying that my voice sounded weird and someone else saying that it sounds "boring". It's been weighing me down ever since.

>>39103271
>>39103290
>>39103280
are you serious? montone is just a way of talking, not a fucking disease just don't talk in a quiet ass voice under your breath all the time

>>39103271
>>39103280
>>39103290
i think it's just a matter of energy. deeper voices take more energy to drive so we all just have to deal with it.

>>39103413
>most black people are women
?????
(This comment is the equivilant of an unoriginal wetfart)

Newsflash: you dont have a deep voice, you just speak low and to yourself, not to others.
Key pointers:
>people say:"what? I didn't hear you"
More often than
"Wow, he has a sexy voice"
i.e never

>>39102743
> Complimented by a female
Normie BTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39102229
>come again?
>what did you say?
I have a quiet and deep voice, people can't hear me well
>>39103513
>sexy
I hope someone would say that tbf

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>talk to women
>high voice
>talk to men
>deep voice

>too afraid to record to and listen to your own voice incase you sound like a nasily faggot

I've been told I just sound normal, whatever the fuck that means

>>39103554
Read my post numbnuts you dont have a deep voice you just speak quietly and to yourself. PROJECT THE VOICE

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>>39102229
>Damn, Anon. Did anyone ever tell you your voice is deep as fuck?
No. No one has ever said that to me in my entire life, Brad.

>>39102229
>say anything
>either nobody hears it because voice is drowned out by all of the higher pitched ones
>or quite literally everybody in the room and the next one over hears it
anybody else have this problem?

>>39103312
Speech impediments are fucking sexy, bro

no homo

>>39104539
You're thinking stuttering

>>39104807
Those too, but no I'm talking about the thing where you pronounce your 'r's as 'w's and your 's's as 'sh' sounds.

>tfw near constant word salad when talkign

Do I have brain damage?

Monotone as FUCK. I wonder if the people listening to me are bored as fuck all the time.

>>39104879
That is in no way cute anon, it's one of the major reasons I'm on this board and at a point this low in my life. Fuck you

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>>39102229
>Having a deep voice

FUCK OFF. You CANNOT be a robot if you have a deep voice. All men with deep voices are Chads by default. All you have to do is talk to a woman and she will want to bang you for your deep, husky, masculine tones. FUCK OFF.

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>>39104983
I...I think it's c-cute...

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>>39105078
>Anon you sound like a sexy news anchor
t KHV

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>>39102229
>tfw deep and raspy voice single handedly got me a gf