how was your day

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>eat ground pickles
Enjoy your food poisoning. Speaking of food poisoning,
>got food poisoning from subway last night
>had to force myself to throw up
>instantly felt way better
>go to sleep
>wake up
>non-stop shaking
>face started getting numb a few hours ago, can't speak properly
I'd be more freaked out if this didn't happen every single time I puked when I got food poisoning earlier this year. I'm just glad this case of food poisoning is already basically gone. Hopefully. Last time it lasted 10 days and gave me temporary IBS which I only just recently got over.

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>>39098214
>wake up at 4pm
>go downstairs to eat breakfast
>mom complains about my sleeping pattern and says i look like a terminaly ill person because i'm so pale
>go back up in my room
>listen to music
>shitpost until 6am.
Living the dream

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nothing really, shitposting and anime all day but some hours ago

>hear the garage door bangs
>its my drunk neighbour kicking a ball with his son
>they break the garage door's locker
>mom rush out and scream at him
>he told my mom something, I didnt hear because she didnt let me go outside
>she calls the police and the neighbours house(the drunk pig is divorced because he abused her daughter and punch her wive but still come hear everyday to seeh his son and drunk whisky)
>police never came and my the neighbour ex wife was out
>mom finally told that he cursed and told her to go fix the door herself
>she knew I would kick his ass if I knew that

Im about to join college next year and I cant have a sue on me, thats why mom don't want me to involve, he already sued his own daughter and as he works for the governament the lawsuit was serious and now his daughter cant join college
I know this pig can be dangerous, he has no life, lives on a motel getting drunk and high all day, he hate his family and threated on them several times, I know one day he can just go crazy and shoot us all, my dumb mother used to be his wife best friend and she help her through the divorcedm, the stupid cunt would never have divorced or even called the police if my mom didnt forced her, so he hate us too, im kinda scared of this because police wont do shit and my mom is alone all day while he is on the street drinking(his ex wife allow him to, she rejected the restriction order, stupid submisive cunt) should I do something bros?

>start first full day of new manager job
>sit around all day fixing problems caused by my employees
>occasionally deal with pissed off customer on the phone
>work for ten hours
>come home
>roommate and his girlfriend rub their relationship in my face
>hide in room
>watching koth reruns and smoking weed
Such
is
life

>go to the office in the morning
>work from home in the afternoon
>don't actually work. Just dick around on YouTube
>meet up with girl I met online

I think she was a female robot
>abrasive personality
>overweight
>ugly
>works in IT
>bad relationships with her family
>smokes weed
>didn't say a single positive thing the whole time

Now I know what women think when they meet me. I couldn't wait to get out of there.

>realized only discord friend is a nazi
>dont really give a fuck and still be happy of discord friend
>got sick because it rained for a week

>>39099215
but rain is so pretty and nice and it makes it so empty outside

>>39099313
I love rain
I just got an actual cold

>>39098214
Why would you eat pickles from a random jar you found on the street? Are you homeless?

>>39099806
no i was hungry and they were free pickles and im fine so what is wrong with that

>>39100403
Kek, free pickles

>>39100506
what is funny about that phrase

> 9:40
> couldn't fall asleep for the whole night
> drank a shitload of covfefe to not crumble at noon and wait until it's at least evening

>>39098214
>eating floor pickles
ISHYGDDT

>>39100857
they where in a jar please learn to read

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>wake up at 2 pm
>shower quickly
>go and talk to my therapist for an hour
>get a sandwich
>come home
>play vidya for an hour or two
>clean for about 30 minutes
>play vidya for another couple hours or read 4chan

the end.

>>39098214
Where they small pickles? If yes, anon please hurry to an emergency room. I was trying to poison some random hobos that kept bothering me asking for change. FUCKING HURRY!!!

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>went to a local swimming pool with family
>Everybody is swimming, laughing, having fun
>Except uncle
>He's sad because he had to put his dog down (dying of a bloated stomach)
>He starts to cry a bit
>No one noticed

>Later
>He shows me a magic trick
>Messes up the first few times
>Finally gets it right
>Tell him the trick was awesome and that I enjoyed it
>He smiles for the first time in a while
Felt good

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>Started collecting Pokemon sun and moon guardians rising today
>Bought a couple packs
>Opened a couple reverse and a Kommo-o GX
>Got some awesome Mexican food
>Feels great starting a new hobby

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>>39098214
>Woke up around 7.
>Train to work. Takes an hour, but I chill out listening to music and reading a good book.
>Get to work, software dev, spend two hours total writing automation scripts. The other 6 hours I'm on reddit or playing mobile games, drinking tea and listening to music.
>Go shopping during lunch break, love working in the downtown core.
>Train home, more music and books.
>Get home, use home gym for an hour.
>Sub slut coming over around 6, but she hasn't texted to confirm.
>Side chick wants to come over. Text sub to tell her I'm busy and give side chick the green light.
>Sub doesn't get my message, says she's on her way.
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>Two girls on their way to my place. Wait 10 minutes then tell sub I've left for a friend's because she didn't confirm. Crisis averted.
>Side chick comes over, we go at it for a couple hours.
>Drive side chick home
>Get back to my place, order pizza, chill out.

>>39100917
what was the trick

>>39101017
So he gets out his phone, flips it over and over showing me there's no card on there. Then he opens up the gallery to a picture of a card, he taps the picture and a card falls off the bottom of the phone. Bretty neat

> rainy day
>didn't go to classes
>think about how pathetic I am
>play phone games and browse instead of being productive
>think about killing myself
>gorge myself on food
that's about it

>>39101061
thanks that does sound cool

>>39100890
what kind of sandwich? what did you talk to your therapist about anon?

>Woke up at 9:00am after spending last night fucking an escort and smoking weed
>Proceed to scrape together bowl of resin and kief
>Get high
>Procrasturbate uni assignments
>Make stirfry
>Lurk and shitpost

Life is not bad atm. I don't want to go back to the real world yet, but duty calls.

>>39101207
wizard here it gets much worse after uni

>>39100917
This warmed my heart greatly. Thank you for sharing. I hope your uncle's mien improves and I wish you and your family the best.

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>woke up and watched the Office (Michael and Holly broke up :()
>drove to Best Buy,bought an aux chord, and got honked at once (just got my license (almost 20))
>watched some paranormal show with my brother (we aren't on good terms)
>watched more of the Office (Phyllis spilled the beans about Angela and Dwight)
>been scrobbling my music library on my phone so I can get it all on last.fm because i just joined
>had tacos for dinner
>going to bed soon
and thats it. was an ok day.

>>39101422
what is the office

>>39101645
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=the+office+tv

>>39101657
thanks i appreciate that kid

>>39101295
How so? Having a job and not having to think a lot seems comfy senpai

>>39101694
it's a pretty fun tv show

>woke up at noon, off work for a week
>mom came over to drop off some shit at my house
>she leaves after an hour
>make a pizza
>eat the whole thing
>lay in bed and play blue spheres with some bad tummy pain

> on the train to Tokyo
> couldn't decide where I wanted to go
> get off at Harajuku because I remembered a cool sticker store there
> it's closed, oh well
> go back to the train station and catch a train.
I'm headed to Akihabara now, probably going to buy some magic the gathering cards and some dice. Maybe some card sleeves and enjoy a cat cafe.

>>39098214

>wonder what I should get for lunch
>sick of eating pizza
>decide to postmates a chipotle burrito because I still have like $92 worth of free credits from a recent promotion
>postmates dude arrives no problemo, get my burrito
>tip him a buck through the app
>eat my burrito with some siracha
>also have some ice cold rockstar I bought earlier
>be happy

>>39098214
bump, i have to hear about more people

>wake up after passing out last night
>messages from the fembot I'm falling for
>start the day smiling
>reply and she's awake too
>talking as I get ready for gym
>gym and do some divination between sets
>finish gym and walk down to Japanese shop
>chicken Karage & miso soup
>walk back home and get dressed for martial arts
>drive there, run class
>lots of improvement, kids are advancing well, did some 1on1 with some of the other students who are struggling
>sparring with other black belt; shaking off some rust was good
>home, shower and dressed
>drive out to beachside, sit in car and do some more divination
>waiting on m8 to turn up to have dinner with

And here I am. It's been a comfy as fuck day!

>forced myself to get up somewhat early (11am)
>retake my learners driving licences
>have to sit in a chair next to a bunch of 16 year olds and their mothers
>try not to feel embarrassed even though i'm 19
>only thing getting me through the day is the fact that i'm quitting my job
>come home and parents are going to make me pay rent if I stay here any longer
>my dream of taking my few college courses and playing vidya all day has been crushed
I don't know what to do now, I barely made it though my last semester, and now I have to work on top of that

>>39098894
Can't join college if you have a sue? That's a shit system, mate

>>39098214
>drunk mom took last hotdog bun
>wasnt able to enjoy my sausage to the max
>so hungry look for food
>found can of ravioli
>enjoy ravioli while watching netflix

My day was true shit full of mostly sleeping and staring at the ceiling. Finding some canned ravioli when I thought we were out of food was honestly the highlight.

>>39101798
>Tipped a buck
Enjoy eating shit in your food. Haha.

>>39098214
>wake up at 3pm
>shitpost, jack off, play vidya for a while
>start to get hungry
>hmm what to eat
>I have all the stuff for chicken quesadillas
>ruin the chicken, both burnt and raw
>punch the wall
>ouch.jpg
>cry because I can't even do something as simple as make chicken
>eat a sleeve of saltines

>>39101772
Akihabara is so overpriced, I went to some shopping/market complex elsewhere in Tokyo and they had much better deals/variety