what would it take for you to be happy?

Access to Adderall.

>>39097636
Literally go to a doctor and tell him you think you have ADHD. I didn't even need to see a specialist.

Amphetamines don't make me happy though, they just let me work through the misery.

eh $1MM would do it, but $2MM would be much better

destruction of capitalism, anarcho-communism to replace it.

>>39097617
Need the white male slave class to rise up and crush the political elite, take woman, expell the hostile subculture parasites.

Bare minimum, if I could just have a way to meet intelligent responsible women and a job that would allow me to buy a house within ten years.

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>>39097617
I want to be around people with whom I feel like I can be myself and not make anyone uncomfortable.

That's my honest answer.

>>39097617
the ability to finish what i start

It would be so nice to be normal. I often fantasize about the minds of others: how do they just, do it? How are they able to not over analyze and over think everything? Imagine how great it would be to not try to listen in on every conversation going on around you? Or forgetting stuff. That would be nice.

Nothing, I think I just like being sad and having problems.

>>39097996
destruction of all political/economic systems, nothing to replace them

>>39097617

I want to be rich, I'm convinced well-earned money leads to happiness.

Being able to goaobve my urges of lazyness and actually accomplish the things I have to do, both in college and in my social life, then maybe I can have the self esteem to try and date someonewithout being embarassed by my own situation.

>>39097617
Non-stop and free supply of drugs and alcohol

>>39097617
i just want a gf
I don't care if she's fat or ugly or crazy

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>>39097617
A log cabin in the woods far away from socitey and technolgy, with nothing but an ethnic european wife to have kids with, and the land to survive off.
Simple, yet its the only thing that would ever make me contempt and happy in life.

>>39097617
That's not possible anymore, but I would be satisfied if I could kill the one I hate.

I have been renting for 16 years. Have not lived in a house that was owned (by my parents) in 24 years. I want to own my own home goddamnit all to hell. Reading about how houses used to cost a year or two of gross income just makes me angry. It now costs six or seven years of my gross income to buy a detached house.

>>39097617
For people to stop being so goddamn afraid of being wrong.

>>39099314
With that life you can't have kids. You would have to return to society for them to get their education and their own lives.

>>39099375
There's no point in owning when you're going to die anyway.

>>39097617
The extinction of mankind is what I seek for.

>>39097688
Not that person, but is there some sort of phrase you need to say to get this? Like can I just say im an austic faggot thats having trouble concentrating?

>>39099443
Every doctor's gonna be different but if you have a GP who knows your history, and that history doesn't include drug-seeking then you shouldn't have any issues convincing them you have problems with attention

I basically just said I had problems holding down a job because I'm impulsive, that I find it hard to see projects to completion and pretty much can't concentrate on anything after 11am or so. Was put on a punch of different uppers until we found one that worked pretty well without the worst side effects (Vyvanse)

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>>39097617
Atomic fire and the sun setting on a ruined, cold world.

>>39097617
someone to be interested in me in real life, not romantically just someone who wanted to know about me and become my friend

Not living in Canada would be a good start tee bee aych

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>>39097617
wanna be a girl or just stay as a cute boy forever

A cute loli that's a switch that will be my consensual gf/wife/lover and not being killed for it. And looking more feminine with more money for guns

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>>39099551
Glad its working out for you! I unfortunately don't have a primary care doctor, so it looks like I need to get established with one for a while before I can try to get help.

>>39099629

I live in a place where people would murder each other to live in Canada.

Easy money, that'd fix everything wrong in my life.

>>39099635

You forgot to say she doesn't age and can't fall in love with anyone else.

>>39097617
Having internet, a home, and soyley but but having to work.

Be done with school. Get a job that I'll enjoy, even if the pay isn't great. Meet a qt 3.14 gril (or trap, don't even care at this point).

>>39097617
Not having to work honestly

Move to her state and be with her. I'm fully convinced I want a life with this girl

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>>39097617
I don't know for sure, but having someone I could be intimate with wouldn't hurt, I think.

I don't think I can ever be genuinely happy but having a couple of million dollars would make me want to die less.

Someone who actively loves and cares about me.

Someone who reaches out to have a conversation with me when I've been silent for a while.

Someone who actually immerses themselves in my interests because they find them interesting as well, rather than just berating them.

Someone who just cares.

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Being able to start again

>>39097617
A big penis
Would solve pretty all my problems, aside from money.
But if I was getting laid, I would probably work harder on making money.

I wish I fucking knew. Maybe being someone else.

>>39097617
Fucking the girl in that pic

if i was a waterfall

The ability to find someone who isnt a asshole and plays with emotions.

>>39100108
anon, it's never going to happen, it's impossible. it's either settle or die.

okay im done projecting onto you now

>>39100305
anon why do you want to be a waterfall

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A job, probably

Nothing, because happiness doesn't exist.

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to be a winner at life.

ever get drunk? you think you can do anything for a short little time at the peak before the depression.

I want to like myself, that adventurer feel as a kid, to be the main character so to speak.

>>39097617
Literally a +7-digit sum of money. No cunts, no fame, no nothing. All I want to do is to have the time to read and travel (travel as in literally ride a transport alone, staring through the window at the world, not the female """travelling""") and have material security while doing it. I want to understand the human world and reality but my current funds/lifespan don't allow me to achieve this. This funds should also cover any potential life extention that gets invented in the future, as the road to polymathdom takes several indefinitely.

>>39100395
/thread
You won't find a better answer than this

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>>39097617
Immortality
So my mortal problems would be replaced with proper eternal problems

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>>39097617

a gf: having one

>>39097617

Happiness isn't for everyone. It's almost a skill that one has to learn at a certain age.

I really wish I knew. I'm not in a bad state right now (ok I am but it could be a lot worse) but I still feel like shit a lot of the time and want to die. I think I'd be happy and at peace if I never existed, though then it would cause my family grief so there's really no winning here.

Nothing. I am happy the way I am.
Sure I have no irl friends or a gf.
I may not have the best job there is.
But I get to spend time doing what I want without care.
I have enough money to survive and spend on my hobbies.
I don't need to worry about anything.
I am happy.

>>39100395
>happiness doesn't exist.

i've been happy before but it never lasts more than a few weeks at a time. happiness exists but is seemingly fleeting

>>39099635
>A cute loli

me too desu

>>39097617
My imagination to be real. For God to be real. If God was real everything we thought could and probably would exist.

>>39097617

being attractive
not having to work anymore

that should about do it

>>39100518

>Be me, 15
>On vacation in England with my dad, doing a bike tour.
>Climb a giant tree outside a hostel, watch the sun go down.
>Think about life. I have a great family, some good friends, a body that's all together and a brain that works.
>Realize I'm great the way I am, and everybody else in the world who disagrees can fuck off.
>Been happy 21 years since.

hitting the lottery and having 10+ million dollars after taxes and stuff

>>39100584
There's still hope for your god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnl6nY8YKHs

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I'd be lying if I told you I knew. I find every reason to be unhappy, even when I don't want to and I'm not even trying. Sometimes I long for physical affection, at times it's for friends and companionship, or for better physical appearance or for not being so negative.

It would be nice to live inside my dreams. Everything is so bizarre and interesting there, and most of the time all of my desires are fulfilled there, I live the experiences I long for and I'm the person I want to be in them.

>>39097617
Money, lots of money, not to live a luxurious life but so I don't have to work 8/5.

>>39098599
This. I feel like I don't really like a lot of my friends, but I don't want to leAve them because I only have 5-6 friends

>>39100637
Fuck off. I don't want to hear about theories. I want reality. I want it now and not just "it could happen" fucking delusional shits. Fantasy will never exist and its not worth living in world that can't compete with what we can imagine up

>>39100579
Actually if I didn't have to work I'd be happier
Didn't think of that

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I just want someone to fall asleep with...someone to hold.

But I dream man.

>>39100700
It's not a theory; it's logic. Why don't you watch it and then make up your mind instead of hiding under the covers waiting for God to reveal Himself in your semen stains.

I think the perverted head of mine makes it seem others are the answer.
Yet evidence compounds to this listlessness.
I just need to be alone for awhile.

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>>39097617
Me having a foreskin.

ive slowly come to realise that nothing can satisfy me and make me happy long term. I might have fleeting moments of happiness but nobody what I have or what I've achieved I still want more

>>39097617
Be good at gitar
Be good at draw
Win a marathon
Not be terrified at social events

Umm, I think that's it. I could manage life if I could get those things. Not sure if I'd be happy, but at least I wouldn't be miserable.

>>39097617
having a job I can tolerate and that pays enough for me to be able to move out of my home state and live by myself near a group of my closest friends

>>39100431
>that adventurer feel as a kid
you can get that by taking LSD with a friend outdoors (possibly alone as well)

Anti depressants, To graduate, get a job. get a girlfriend

But right now a motorcycle who change everything for me

>>39097617
Who knows. At this point I don't even think I know what happiness feels like.

A couple thousand more a month and the ability to focus again.

A hug. Nothing more, nothing less

being chained to a rock and ripped apart every night

>>39099024
destruction of everything, nothing to replace it except a world of true suffering

>>39101050
I am not even sure happiness actually exists at this point.

>>39097617
Her, I dont ask for much.

A man to hug and kiss

>>39097617

I don't think I'm capable of being more happy than I am now. I think you could give a a billion dollars, and while that would make me extremely happy for a few months or years, I'd eventually settle back into my current state of mild contentment mixed with boredom.

I think some people are just born happy. Just wired to be that way. I remember working with a lady at Walmart years ago. She was like 70 and had been there for 45 years or something, just as someone who folded fucking pants. She was always smiling and just actually happy.

I've met a few other people like this in my life. I think it's like having a big cock, being tall, or enjoying eating raw onions. You just need to be born that way.

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I want to sleep next to a girl and feel her warmth. I want to hug her. I want to wake up really early and watch her breathe next to me. I want someone to value me.

>>39097617
literally just a couple or even one close friend or even a bf but thats asking for too much

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>>39097617
1, Never have to leave my room again, ever because I have money till the day I die.
2, Get diagnosed without a doubt I have mental / physical issues from birth and it is not my fault I'm a loser.

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>>39097617
To permanently turn into a cute little blonde girl.

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When I visited the US I met a girl who I fell in live with, hanging around with her for 2 weeks were the happiest moments in my life.
Now were both back in our homecountrys and she lives on the other side of the planet.

I just wish I could be with her

>>39097617
>enough passive income so i don't have to work
>loyal wife that i don't have to worry about cheating on me
I am a simple man with simple needs

>>39101630
Sauce on anime?

Girl on left looks like a crossdresser or just a trap.

>>39101702
>thread watcher lits up with a (You)
>it is not about your post
"The World Only God Knows"
no traps
makes you feel
left girl is best girl

Being alone in space

>>39097617
An unlimited supply of ketamine desu

>>39097617
I'm a simple man. I honestly think main thing I need is someone irl who I can be vulnerable with. I think I just have too much shit bottled up and kept to myself to be happy.

>>39097617
I don't think that I can be happy. Honestly. My life as it is couldn't be any comfier, and yet I am always fucking depressed. I think I'm one of those people that no matter how good life is, I'll never be happy enough. If fucking sucks, and I'd trade away everything I have just to have a feeling of happiness that wasn't always temporary or fleeting.

>>39102113
I find anonymous location based chat apps like yik yak and swiflie are good for this.

The reality is no-one IRL really wants to have to hear about someone else's problems. In real life, guys don't always know how to handle hearing about another dude's issues, and girls are often turned off by a guy who can't keep his shit together and needs to unload their problems on them.

But an anonymous online forum is a perfect place to dump those issues and vulnerabilities. It's no different from using a diary really except that people actually read it and respond. Maybe not always in the way that you'd like, but enough for it to be cathartic nonetheless.

And before too long you've dealt with many of your issues, and you'll realise it was never really about having someone to talk to about them, it was really about being able to get your thoughts in order enough to express them, which helps you deal with them.

>>39100618
then get the fuck out fagl0rd

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>>39097617
becoming a girl

i know it's impossible

>>39102373
>i know it's impossible

become buddhist

>>39102362
>I find anonymous location based chat apps like yik yak and swiflie are good for this.
So not 4chan? Because I've spilled my shit on 4chan for the NSA to datamine and it's only marginally made me feel better. I've never really used any chat apps, but I have a feeling I would just be really awkward and ghost people after a day or two of chat. I mean, if these chat apps really are better than talking with anons here I guess it's worth a shot.

>>39102512
I find local is better, because culturally you're much similar, you know they're physically close by, and on occasion you'll meet someone you can actually hang out with IRL

Happiness is a meme that makes you weak. Anger is the true fuel which makes humanity progress as a whole. Thus, limitless anger and limitless potential will truly make me "happy". Also I want women to disappear and be replaced by 2D waifus, as women contribute nothing to mankind except as a vessel for offsprings, which will be of course, replaced by 2D females

>>39097636
It'll make you happy for a few months, then it only gets even worse than it is now. But you'll probably do it anyway because you're so miserable that you'd do anything for those few months of happiness.

>>39102539
>on occasion you'll meet someone you can actually hang out with IRL
If I open up to people and tell them the shit that bothers me and keeps me awake I don't really want them to actually know who I am. If I did I would've slowly opened up to my closest friend over the many years we've been close. I think I'm dealing with a sort of hedgehogs dilemma in that I don't want to scare away those close to me but I really want them to know the real me. If I start hanging out with some person I vent to I would be continuously concerned that they may get drunk and tell people around me that I'm all fucked. I'm just so scared of losing what little friends I have and whatever respect my family still has for me.

I'm going to be alone forever.

>>39102373
i knew someone would say this
but i want that too

>>39097617
I'm not sure, but it'd probably have to be to become a kid again.

>>39102703
i honestly feel i can kind of relate to this, my deepest darkest secrets are known by far more people i've never met than by people i know in real life.

that having been said, there are two close friends in my real life who know these things about me, and although it took close to a decade of knowing them before i trust them enough to open up to them, i'm very glad i did

you won't be alone forever unless you choose to be, anon

>>39097636
This if I wanted to do things, which I used to

Now I just want unlimited ambien

to be able to never die or even be disfigured in any way, and that includes even a tiny papercut
and to also not need sleep or show any signs of aging

>>39102929
you don't need unlimited ambien anon. you just enough to not wake up

>>39102904
I've known that friend I mentioned before for over a decade since we first met in elementary school. We've been each other's best friend the whole time. I really want to just let him know that I'm not okay but I don't want to ruin our relationship. Serious question, how does someone even begin to open up to another person?

>you won't be alone forever unless you choose to be, anon
There's some kind of depressing comfort in holding everything in and distancing myself from people though. If it all just stays inside and I never open up then nobody can ever use my feelings against me.

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I love this game where you see a girl with a barely shown panty bulge and you're left wondering whether it's cock or puffy vulva.

>>39103033
'tis Ava Sparxxx in OP. You're welcome.

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>>39097617
Nothing could make me happy anon.
My past will loom over me and things i have done will always haunt me.
My robot roomie says i scream and shout in my sleep.

>>39097617
>what would it take for you to be happy?

civil war

>>39097617
lots of money
or a dog

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>>39103433
Me too anon.

Origin

Discipline
Motivation
A personal goal in life
A cure for my undiagnosed illness
And it would be nice if the one girl I've loved moved back to my country

>>39097617
100.000 Euro Dollars

>>39104280
you have no idea how quickly i could spend that

>>39097617
having enough money to live independent and make independent choices.

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Ruling the world after bringing chaos.

>>39097617
literally a big dick

Just a little more than what I have now

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I originally don't know

>>39108091
actually, tasty food and qt female love, but those are only temporary pleasures

>>39097636
Fun for the first few weeks. Then the side effects like absolutely no appetite, a lack of ability to sincerely rest, and the necessity to keep upping the dosage starts to weigh on you.

If you can't smoke weed then Adderall is hell.

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Just to go back in time to when I was with her and she loved me.
That's all I want, everything was downhill from the moment she left, literally everything.

Fuck.

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>>39097617
A working Pz.IV
Alot of ammo and fuel

death of all communists and socialists, destruction of the state, hanging of all politicans, free market and personal freedom.

>>39097996
But then no one, including you, would be happy.

>>39097617
a block of cocaine and a donkey

People who actually support me and encourage me

>>39097617
Putting the CIA into concentration camps for blasting shrill propaganda nonstop about one dumb cunt being turned into roadkill in order to discredit Drumpf.

I think being constantly happy is against my nature, if not human nature. I can have brief spurts of happiness, but it always fades. I think what would be required for me to always be happy is that things were always getting better.

1) lose 170 pounds.
2) fix my anxiety and depression
3) become a more motivated individual / less of a lazy bitch
4) my grandma and mom to be happy.

finding something I'm passionate about that I can do for a living and being socially adjusted

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>>39097617

if the world looked like pic related.>>39097617

>>39099400
the blue pill in this one is strong

>If only I had X I would be happy
>Gets X, content for a short while or is immediately disappointed.
>Boredom sets in
>If only I had X I would be happy

Rinse and repeat until you die.

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>>39097617
>>39097617
death, orooriorurororiginal

Finding a job that i enjoyed doing. I think even if i won the lottery I'd just be doing the same shit that I'm doing now that makes me unhappy.

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enough money to fix my teeth

impossible to be happy when you can't smile around anybody

>>39110488
what's are you doing here? shouldn't you be grinding for that literal 0.01% chance of obtaining that final prime part you need?
buy more plat goy

>>39110672
>tfw born with perfect teeth
>3/10 in every other of my face
perfect teeth won't fix anything my guy

>>39099314
are you really and originally me?

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>>39097617
bannerlord release

>>39110672
>nice teeth but crooked
>13 yo
>go to dentists paid by moms job
>bitch tells me i "should wait" or some shit like that
>come back at 15
>"plan only covers free braces until you turn 15 get fucked lmao"

dental plan not even once

>>39112134
Mein Freund.
I really wish there will be some rape mods to improve my pillaging nomad horde experience.

>>39099629
>Ungrateful whiteboi not knowing how good he has it

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>>39112009
have literally everything in the game. except 3 stances and conclave mods.

>>39097617
Taller, richer and more confidence.

>>39098063
Why only the white males? You're needlessly mixing classism with racism there.

>>39097617
I don't know, I thought it was a relationship but that didn't make me happy, then I thought it was a job but that didn't make me happy. I've tried anti-depressants but those didn't help either. I'm not suicidal, but I always have this low, droning background noise-like sense of being unhappy.

>>39097617
A girl to fuck whenever I felt like it

>>39099629
Name five countries better than Canada.
Now name fifty countries worse than Canada.

>>39097617
adventure and my own personal soundtrack

>>39097617
a girlfriend whos into the same kinky stuff as me or at least neutral to it

>>39112237
Dickplomacy, go to the /mbg/ in /vg/

>>39097617
1. Abusive shithead father is dead
2. Mother is happy
3. I'm happy
4. Cats are happy
5. I have IRL friends who are trustworthy and genuinely like me and vice versa
6. I'm not a fatass anymore
7. 1 billion dollars

>>39097617
I can look at and kill up to 5 people per day.

I can telepathically kill one person per day.

That would make me happy.

>>39113760
Forgot some.
8. All kikes are dead
9. All non-kike associates with said kikes (like those who associate with the Rothschilds) are dead
10. whoever truly rules the world is dead (unless the shocking answer to that is somehow "everyone" which means we all die which is not what i want)
11. no more pedophiles
12. no more animal or child abusers
13. niggers gain a 20-30 spike in IQ overnight
15. the environment is reset to peak performance
There we go.

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>>39097617
A gf who, shares my interests and isn't just looking for a beta provider and hasn't banged countless chads before settling for me because she couldn't keep one, so something that doesn't exist in the modern world

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>>39097617
The return of the face I've lost. The friends I've lost. The life I've thrown away.
A second chance.

>>39113802
Huh, still forgetting some.
16. Animal abuse/neglect/mistreatment no longer exists and all animals are raised in loving homes (the ones that can be kept as pets, that is)
17. Child abuse no longer exists and all children are raised in loving households
18. Like at least 10 more cars of peace ram into antifas and feminists
19. religion--all religion--ceases to exist
20. I'm no longer depressed or autistic or have any health issues of any kind, same for my mom and my cats and friends/acquaintances who I like/people in general who I like on some level

>>39097617

A talking golden retriever

>>39101504
Don't be so gay dude.

>>39097617
>my crush to come back from england and fall in love with me
>me to be more confident and better-looking
>no anxiety no deppression
>a good job in america
>the annihilation of all leftisis and sjws

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Living an anime love story.

>>39114355
Why do you like this cheesy and cringey shit, anon? I like my anime rough and manly. I want it to ram disgust and macho storylines down my throat with a violence never seen before. I want blood guts and violent sex in my anime. I want it to slap me in the face with its bloated and swollen dominant lessons of life

>>39097617
If a certain trash died.

>>39114411
Not anon but Clannad is a pretty nice anime about lessons of life.

>>39109378
>If I can't have it, no one can.

>>39097617
more money

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>>39100108
Fug me orig

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>>39097617
If I looked like this.

>>39097636
adderall turns me into a raging asshole... ritalin however.

>>39097617
christ that face is unnerving me

>>39114537

I like Clannad, and it's still the only anime that has inspired me to take significant positive action in my life.

But it's still a romanticised, unrealistic feel-good story. It doesn't have any "life lessons' to offer other than: "get a job (one which you can definitely find just by asking around your neighbourhood, and which will coincidentally pay enough for you to live on) and a wife (who will be loyal and loving and whose parents and friends will support you completely and whom you will never seriously conflict with) and everything in life will be fine.

It's a fairy tale, just with real-world obstacles instead of dragons and orcs.

>>39098692
Ultimate dream...

> get rid of my acne
> get a girlfriend
> lose my virginaty
> become fucking rich

>>39097617
winning the lotto tonight

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>>39097617
A girlfriend, but it's not that easy to get along with me cause I'm boring.

>>39100663
>only have 5-6 friends
Ok normie.

>>39097636
enjoy your schizo my dude

>>39097636
This chucklefuck explains that exercise is as good as Adderall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsVzKCk066g

>>39097617
>hoping for trap gif of her legs opening
>she just sits there
>doing nothing

why do you hurt me like this /r9k/

For someone to actually love me and hang out with. Even animals don't like me haha

>>39116141
>winning the lotto tonight

don't like your chances, elliot

>>39099054
You don't want a crazy gf. They are fun at first then they drive you even more insane than you were before. They tear you apart from the inside out.

>>39097636
ah yes able to think about your misery in turbo speed
truly the best plan anon

>>39097996
>anarcho communism
Get the fuck out of here, retard

A nice house in the country, a doggo and birb to share it with (no humans), a nice paying work-from-home job and generally a nice quiet life that I can live until I get old and die peacefully of natural causes.

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>>39097617
If I were dying.

All I am waiting for us to have my best friend to find a full time job so we can move in together. Then my joy will be at 95% to a 100%.

I honestly don't care about a gf or losing my virginity at the moment.

>>39097617
Hopefully not going to get sentenced to jail on the 12th. I'm already homeless.

>>39119533
Sounds like a step up from being homeless.

>>39119496
I'll move in with you. I can't be your gf but I can take your virginity.

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big titted girlfriend. or at the very least a big-titted fuck buddy.

don't even need pussy, really. just a fat pair of jugs to use like my own personal sex toys every now and then

>>39101640
>Already wearing jewllery
>Already wearing an off-shoulder top
Fucking hell she's gonna be a whore before she hits high school

>>39117972
fuck off NORMIE shitcunt
i would kill for even the craziest, bipolarest, most neurotic girl to even look at me

Financial security would ease the weight off my shoulders but it wouldn't bring happiness. I really don't know what would make me happy at this point. I've pretty much given up hope that I'll feel happy again and I'll settle for being content.

>>39099314
Are you a Varg Vikernes fan anon?

>>39099314
>contempt

You mean "content", anon.

>>39097617
1 - A job I don't hate
2 - Enough money to not need a job
3 - Getting accepted into college
4 - Access to adderall or morphine
6 - a girlfriend/boyfriend that puts up up with my borderline ass
7 - A New VN, written by either Nasu or R07, that i can enjoy without feeling like they're following bullshit tropes and cliches.

A small disability check for me to pay my bills and buy meals.
I just want to live in solitude

>>39097617
Either have a gf to support and love me forever, or to be turned into a cute girl to live life on easy mode.

>>39119641
Sorry but I doubt you live near me or even be able to form a bond that is as strong as me and my friend. You do not know how the amazing it feels to find someone to have such a bond with.

Shame he is a he though, but man I am fucking happy

>>39110383
Do you want your children to have children or not?

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A cigarette.

2 months cold turkey at the moment.

/cantwakeup/