>In class "Okay everyone find a group of 4!"

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>>39094979
"I'll be picking the groups."

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>>39094979
>In class
>get picked to read aloud

>>39095020

It's easy to dodge that,just don't make any eye contact with the teacher and he isn't gonna choose you

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>>39094979
>in class
>teacher assigns groups of two
>both friends in class team up and acts like I don't exist
>teacher forced to pair me with retard kid with no friends

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>>39094979
Can I just kill myself instead.

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>All right, everybody in class introduce yourselves and say something interesting about yourself

>>39095068
This doesn't work when the teacher knows you're the quiet one and thinks he/she can help it by reading aloud

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>>39094979
> Odd number of classmates
> Left standing with unbearably narcissistic guy hated by everyone
> Teacher partners you with him and ritually sacrifices a normie to join your group
> Stuck in a group where you all hate each other
> Becomes permanent group for the whole year

Fuck you Jennifer, you ruined my favorite subject

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>>39094979
>teacher uses "random" grouping
>all the star students are conveniently in a group together
>you get placed with the fellow socially inept

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>Come on anon
You can't just skip your turn just read a couple pages it isnt much

>>39095078
Thats the worst feel knowing your're the 3rd wheel.

>>39095068
>make no eye contact with teacher to do exactly this
>she makes fun of you for not paying attention instead
Every single day that happened

>>39095078
I'm all too familiar with this feel.
But getting chosen for teams in PE was the worst. I always picked just before the retarded kids.

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>>39095259
Tfw im in the same Situation

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>in class
>picked to read out loud
>nervouspepe.png
>man up and say I don't want to
>teacher asks "How come?"
>"I don't wan't to read"
>discussion breaks out about if I should be forced to read or not
>they decide I shouldn't be forced if I don't wan't to
>never picked again

I'll never forget that day

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>>39095323
I know this feel anon after that all I had to read was like two small sentences felt good

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>in class
>silent fart
>soil myself a bit from liquid shit
>"eeeewww what's that smell?? "

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>two kids are talking so quietly nobody can hear them
>teacher interrupts lesson to complain how they are interrupting the lesson

>>39095323
Why you didn't man up and read?

>>39095374
but you heard them talking quietly so that dismisses your post, they were interrupting the lesson

>>39095405
Well maybe anon was right next to them so he heard them but not the rest of the class

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>"Okay class get into groups of three"
>my three friends immediately get into a group together

>>39095446
Did they at least talk to you about it anon

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>>39095403
cause i'm a cool kid and nobody tells me what to do

>>39095374
Is that /pinochet/?

>>39095464
No. I would always be the one out if it was groups of three.

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>some other kids farts
>"eww anon that's disgusting"

No you stupid little retards, when have I ever done that, I'm literally the person least likely to do it

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>>39095020
>in class
>get picked to read the page that swears
>teacher goes on long ramble about how I don't have to say it, longer than the section itself
<yell "FUCK" as loud as I can when I get to that part

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>PE class
>"Alright everyone, Chad and Brad are the team captains."
>tfw they pick everyone else but you
>only you remain
>"Ugh I don't want anon on my team!"

>>39094979
>Have one of those teachers that doesn't want you to ask to go to the bathroom, you can just get up and go
>Waiting for the ideal moment to get up, when you think the least amount of people will notice you
>Finally this is it!
>Stand up and interrupt everyone, teacher asks "do you need something Anon?"
>"No I just need to use th-*choke* athroom..."

>>39095491
>9999999999% BRAAAAAAAAAAAPP
This is one original post right here.

>>39095542
>also had one of those types
>didn't know this
>raised hand to ask if I could go
>teacher says "I don't know, can you?"
>whole class laughs at me
>leave to the bathroom
>spend 10 minutes reflecting on it before pissing

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>"Okay everyone, for this assignment, you'll need to get into groups"
>keep drawing
>no one approaches me
>"Is everyone in a group?"
>the fact i'm not goes by unnoticed
>weeks go by
>day to deliver assignment
>don't deliver anything
>obviously get a 0

I'd rather get a 0 than approach other people... fuck me

>>39095542
Asking to use the bathroom always seemed so weird to me. Just announcing to everyone in class you have to go shit or piss is fucked.

>>39095371
Is this a true story or a false story?

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>>39094979
You brought this feeling back.
>Group work
>look up for what i thought a mate to pair up together
>tfw he found a group and i am left alone like always

>>39095374
If nobody could hear them, then how did the teacher hear them?

>>39095583
Yeah I use to do that a lot.
social anxiety is great for flunking out of school

>>39094979
>Had good friends in primary school
>Don't get put in the same class as them in secondary school
>They make new friends and forget about you
REEEEEEEE

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>get paired up with someone for big project
>tell them that I'll do the work if they just go up and present it
>"okay anon that sounds perfect"
>the day to present comes by
>they're skipping class/ they didn't show up
>"okay next to present is chads grou-, oh I see he's not here today, well anon I guess you're up!"

>>39094979
>All right class we're splitting into groups of 4 for this project
>Anon, I'm putting you in group 5 with Chad, Stacy, and Stacy's best friend Lacey
>"Oh shit Anon, we're lazy morons who coast by on being popular. We are never going to finish this project."
>"What's that, Anon? You are an expert on this topic and can do the whole project? That's awesome Anon!"
>Well group 5, let's see your project
>Oh my, group 5, this is really fantastic work
>Congratulations, Chad! You're such a great natural leader! Chad, you get an A. The rest of group 5, you guys get B's.

At that moment, I decided that all I really wanted out of life was to see the world burn.

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>Just want to learn so I can get into a good college
>Chads with a 2.6 GPA and a full ride scholarship because of football start distracting the class

Joke's on them, I ended up going to a state school.

https://youtu.be/ramcHL1nTEc Sunnnnnn please nut on my phone

>>39095705
this. teachers LOVE chads. female and male teachers both. chad gets to be perfect and you? you're always doing something wrong, every day.

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>"Okay, for this assignment, we'll interview our classmates."

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>>39095705
Kill
All
Fucking
Normies

>>39095191
I can confirm this.
>always been quiet
>always get picked to speak in front of people
>never helped me talk to people more or confidently
>always choked or stutter during a speech
>always directed my attention to secret crush instead of something else
>always ended up not finishing the speech and embarrassed

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>>39095705
>this happened for a huge project
>paired with one of my lazy friends and a deaf guy
>I do all the work, collect the data, stay up to 3 AM every day for 3 weeks, they don't do shit or ask
>comes time to present
>I slip up a few words from just being nervous
>deaf guy got a 100 presentation grade, I got a 70

Fucking kill all retarded normies. I hate the deaf now.

>>39095645
This happened to me except in primary school

>Have good friends in primary school class
>Get on with most of the guys, although most of the girls hated me for no reason, but that was no big deal
>school doesn't have four teachers for the four classes next year, so will have to make 3 classes for the next year
>tell us to write down three of our friends who we'd like to be put into a class with
>day of class mixing arrives
>turns out I'm in a class with only one of those people
>he's my least favourite one
>start school in new class
>no longer do I get on with the majority of the class
>old friends make new friends in their new classes
>majority of the class hates me for absolutely no reason what so ever
>whenever I do make new friends the teacher moved me off the table onto tables with people who hate me
>these make my life absolute hell for the next two years and leave me mentally scarred from being bullied endlessly for two years straight

Every one of the staff from that school can quite honestly go to hell, they seemed to go out of the way to put me near people who hated me it was fucking disgusting.

>>39094979
>assigned poster project for parodies
>ok
>finally come up with an amazing idea after about an hour
>draw it
>it looks fucking amazing
>present it
>feelsgood.jpeg
>get an A
>Stacy turns hers in late and completely copies my idea
>she gets an A even though she turns it in late
Fuck Stacys man

>>39095872
Better than what happened to me
>be me
>get kicked up to advanced classes in 4th grade
>literally only one class of people in the advanced program
>is hated by literally everyone in said class
>get stuck with them all the way through high school
Fucking even senior year I was sharing 3~4/7 of my classes with the same fucking thirty or so people

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>junior year of highschool
>had a marketing class
>we had to do some sort of tour project for an artist/band of our choosing
>get paired up with a senior girl, we're cool but she's got way more important shit to do than some gay marketing project so i offer do to it all
>she ends up getting deathly ill for like a week or two or something so i would've had to do everything anyways
>do my project on chief keef
>our teacher is an alcoholic low key alt-righter who hates our school, and on top of this is a math teacher who got stuck teaching our class because the old teacher when on maternity leave, so she lets us do whatever pretty much
>as i recall we have to make a tour poster, a travel schedule, a ticket with a sponsorship, and a few things to sell at the concerts
>make a michael brown gunshot hoodie
>make this my fucking poster
>turn it in 1 week late because at this point the class was almost over and it didn't care
>told her one day that i uploaded it to her email
>halfway through class she breaks into tears she's holding in laughter so hard
>get a 100 on the project

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>>39096132
Why the fuck is MLK Jr there?

>>39096178
my whole plan behind the tour was chief keef would travel from west coast to east coast until he finally hit washington dc, where he and his fans would storm the white house and play one final show there, with the ghost of martin luther king jr appearing to join in

>ok everyone pass in your homework
>everyohnes eyes go toward me as I grin and giggle
>never had any homework to pass in on time

>Russia, Germany, Communism, Nazism, ect come up
>all eyes move to me

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>>39095068
They usually choose the one that isn't paying attention

>>39094979
>your 4 only friends are already in a group

>>39096990
>that wannabe philosopher kid who actually read Marx and Lenin who always tried to correct the teacher when they talked about communism
>that wannabe philosopher kid who was the laughingstock of his whole class because they all believed the history book's definition
that kid was me

>>39095078
So you got paired up with yourself?

>Walk in late
>Entire class turns around to look at you
absolute nightmare

>>39095542
>>39095595
I was raised to ask to go at home too so I thought it ordinary, I never actually used the bathroom at school (Literally 0 times, only washed my hands and sold things in them)

>in school.
>Develop crush on girl.
>Girl transforms into Snarky Mcsnarkerson, snarkiest smarmy bitch in all the lands, after finding out.
>feels disappeared.
>We're forced to sit next to each other in one class.
>Have to put up with her bullshit drama, and social politics along with some alpha douche on the table, effectively meaning I've the weakest link and easiest target on that table.
>Shit flies my way even without any provocation.
>Eventually move seats. Don't even ask teachers permission, just straight up start sitting at this empty desk instead and focusing on the work.

>A few weeks pass.

>I'm working quietly, trying to avoid more drama.
>Snarky Bitch is pulling some snarky bitch stuff over at the other side of class.
>Teacher gets fed up of Snarky Bitch.
>"Go and sit next to Anon, he's a good example, always working hard and moving away from distractions".

I've had some shitty teachers, and this guy was not one of them. He was just doing his job, but my god this one moment made me hate him forever despite the fact that he was actually a pretty nice bloke.

I kept my cool and din't say anything, bit my tongue. Didn't need the drama.

She, on the other hand, literally threw a tantrum over it.

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>senior year of school, 2 months left until graduation
>everyone has been sapped of optimism at this point
>have to do a PowerPoint presentation on the differences in economics between capitalism and communism as our final
>Econ teacher doesn't give a shit about the class, gives everyone a 65%-70%on assignments whether or not they even did them most of the time
>teacher chooses groups of 4 randomly and I end up with one of my old friends, a suicidal junkie, and the one kid that everyone hates
>one month passes and none of us put any work towards the project
>the project is due the next day and we're trying to figure out what we're gonna do
>junkie pays the kid everyone hates $20 to do the whole assignment
>next day, kid sends us the file at 7:00 am, an hour before we're supposed to present it
>presentation time comes, kid everyone hates doesn't show up
>we all assume he was working on that shit all night, praise him as a hero
>teacher sets up our assignment on the projector, and the first image to appear is an image of a piece of shit with the word "pesentation" written in joker font
>everybody goes from being depressed to wondering what the hell is going on
>the rest of the assignment is a Greek Gods PowerPoint that was mandatory for everyone back in 9th grade
>entire group says fuck it, let's just read the PowerPoint
>the entire class just looks at us, completely perplexed as to what the hell was going on, it was golden
We give up after 5 slides and say that's all we got
>the class just silently claps
>we end up getting an 85% on the assignment, kid that didn't show up got a 0%
>the assignment bumped me up from a 63% to a 70%

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7th Grade
>teacher gives lecture on how we waste too much time in class
>lecture lasts half an hour

11th Grade
>spent a class period and a half arguing with Spanish teacher whether the magic mirror was in a suitcase or not

>>39095078
>>39095259
>>39095301
>>39095268
>>39097145
>tfw you ended up being the retard kid that had no friends
>tfw the "leftovers" didn't want you either

>>39095374
fuck yourself stupid faggot
people can also here you retarded little conversations

>>39095020
unless you're a half baked retard who never learned english in primary school getting picked to read isnt that bad

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> Be me
> Middle of freshman year
> On free period, sitting alone studying, having no clue where my friends are.
> About 6 guys, a couple from the varsity basketball team (the two guys are absolutely garbage along with the majority of the team, know this from commentating on the games)
> All try to play jokes since I'm a freshman.
> Act like they're not there and continue doing my work.
> All of them realize how fucking awkward I like.
> One of the players takes my paper
> Fucking dick.
> Grab my books and leave for cafeteria.
> Can't tell you how many times this has happened.

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>>39094979
>teacher wants us to go over homework
>has us give out answers one by one, going down the row
>literally the only question I got wrong is the answer I end up having to give
>teacher has some bs comment about how I got it wrong
Normie genocide when?

>>39095583
I did this all the time in high school, as in literally all the time. I barely passed some of my classes because whenever there were assignments that were group mandatory, I handed in nothing and had to study harder to get past that.

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>>39095500
>mfw reading huckleberry finn aloud and it says "nigger" in the passage

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>2 friends in class became partners
>had to do the project with the dumb wannabe-chad
>he always is """"busy"""" and I end up doing almost everything (he was dumb anyway) the last 2 night by myself and print the last things at school with him
>still got the same grade as my 2 other friends in the class despite putting my whole nights of hard work in it while they had a few weeks to complete it calmly

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>>39098282
>Class is reading out loud
>Get to a page with 'nigger' in the paragraph
>Everyones eyes are glued to the only black kid in class to see his reaction

>>39097980
That reminds me
>That black kid who couldnt read but always got picked for reading