>ywn be vampire

>ywn terrorize the townsfolk as you suck the blood from their necks and go "blehhh"

>>39089063
who bit you?

>>39089188
>he has willpower to get out of his vampire lair
i see youre a normalfag as an undead too

I hate this feel. Imagine being a vampire, scare people you don't like and suck their blood, suck Stacies blood, turn into a cute bat whenever you want, live in an old castle, will never see your ugly reflection again and live during night time.

>used to have recurring dreams as a young child about having a qt3.14 vampire gf
>she'd take me flying and protect me and generally be very cute
>these dreams stopped
I... I just want to see my vampire dream gf again

>tfw you will never be part of Clan Ventrue and spend nights with qt goth ghouls at the downtown vampire nightclubs after a hard night's work of Camarilla political games

>>39089323
>ventrue
Fuck off chad. Only Nosferatu is true robot clan

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>>39089323
>tfw you will never be a part of Clan Baali

>>39089382
Isn't Clan Toreador the real Chad clan?

>>39089063
>tfw boss makes me work late but have to leave early to get in my coffin before dawn

>>39089436
Them and Ventrue. For different reasons though

>>39089455
>he doesn't want to be a Chad vampire
Think of the vampire and ghoul pussy you'll be drowning in anon.

>>39089323
>tfw you will never be embraced as a Malkavian and talk to qt stop signs and tvs

Logan South here. Actual real vampire.

Give me my your address and I will help you become a vampire (will cost but the price depends on several things).

Before asking any questions, please watch this video first (it's me answering some of the most common questions):
https://youtu.be/9ISMcG7jCp4

>>39089063
>ywn live forever

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>>39089063
>iwn be Halloween year r'ound
Fuck, I love Halloween so much. It's literally the best holiday of the year, and you can enjoy horror movies as long as you want!

>>39089527
What price? If money then why vampire needs money?

>>39089504
>tfw you won't have sex with crazy Malkavian chicks where they go between passionately loving you and hate fucking you

>>39089575
3k - 20k

I need money for my internet

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>>39089382
>Clan Nosferatu = robots
>/r9k/ = SchreckNet
>tfw I will never be embraced by a Nosferatu chick dressed in leather and stay away from all the chad vampires, while we feed on shitty humans and make them ghouls to buy us snacks from the local store

>>39089553
>tumblr

Dear god no.

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>>39089608
>tfw no Malkavian gf
why even live

>>39089436

The virgin monstrosity
>ugly as fuck
>everyone hates him
>disliked by other vampires, avoids him
>lives in sewers feeding on rats
>3 points in obfuscate so people don't freak out when they see him
>maxed sneaking
>nerd hacker
>backstabbing spy


The Chad Night Aristocracy
>everyone loves him
>beatiful forever
>humans willingly give themselves to him to feed on them
>0 points in obfuscate
>can't sneak. Always rushes straight to battle
>prince or night club manager
>vampires love his company
>lives in huge mansion

We all hate the Tremere right?

>camarilla
normies
>sabbath
school shooters

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>>39089063
>"I vant to suck your dick!"

wat do?

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>>39089063
>ywn fuck a vampire

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Nos are the only bro-tier clan and look out for one another.

>>39089321
My average dream was that my apartment was part of hell and there were a bunch of horrible monsters trying to fuck me up.