The mystery

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>>39088727
His name is John Jurasek. He lives in Orangeburg, NY. He's 23.

>>39088832

can't believe I'm saying this after all these years but anonymous delivers!

>>39088832

I fucking knew he was Slavic.

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>>39088860
Correction: he moved to Miami to his relatives last summer. Anything else you want to know?

>>39088888
>quints
Nice.

Yeah Miami makes sense, because judging by his average day video from June 29 2017 it looks like he's living in Florida. What does he do for a living? Does his income come straight from youtube,? It seems to me like he's a nocturnal neet with no fashion sense

>>39088832
Thank you based anon.

>>39089075
I mean, he literally made a Publix food review, which is a store largely in Florida

>>39089075
>with no fasion sense
what the fuxk is wrong with you

>>39089075
>What does he do for a living?
Nothing, he's a nu-neet. 350k subscribers on YouTube + hundreds of regular donators on Patreon comes down to a few thousand dollars every month.

He also said in a recent video that he is going to literally shill various products that food and beverage manufacturers send him in exchange for $$$

>>39089398
cont.

He also has a custom t-shirt store or something where you can buy reviewcuck t-shirts and mugs and stuff like that.

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>>39088888
yung brah is fucking adorable. also checked

>>39088868
Jurasek is an ancient Greek name and you can find it in England, Germany, Czech Republic etc

>>39088888
I thought he has said he lives on the space coast area?

>>39088888
Got more pics?, staranon

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>>39089372

His suits are way too big. He needs a fitted suit.

Here have an stg57 trigger for your trouble

leave him alone! he is a good boy

>>39089619
Nah its 100% Slavic.

he has a better life than me for some reason and i can't comprehend why

>>39091038
Sadly he will die a virgin.

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>>39091311
Not if I find him first.

>>39090908
>He needs a fitted suit.

Nah m8 look at mr quintoctoplet's picture >>39088888 reviewbrah's suits just don't fit. Never have, never will. You could force him into a suit hand-sewn by 8nd generation Milanese tailors from measurements checked and certified by a collaborative committee of ANSI, IOS, NASA, and JAXA scientists and it still would be too loose on him. reviewbrah's ill fits, like St. Elmo's Fire, like Newton's gravitational constant, is simply a force of nature - unknowable to us and a power unto itself.

>>39091311
Honestly, he doesn't seem to really care about sex or women. He has ascended beyond that. He seems happy with the amount of social interaction he gets through his channel, and if he's happy with that, then why does sex matter?

>>39091794
Because biologically speaking sex is literally the only thing that ultimately matters and the rest is just fluff.

>>39091311
Good lord I'd let him use me however the hell he wants. One of the few times I wish I wasn't an eurofag.