/r9k/ is now a Chad board. All robots and normies must leave.

>>39087473
It is truly our time now, brother

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>>39087473
new flag of /chad9k/

What if my hair defies gravity in a non-Chad way?

>>39087507
Only if you are still over 51% Chad.

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bored chad reporting in, on a plane flight reporting in

lemme know if you need any girl advice

>>39087617
I have a question...why the FUCK are you here if you are a Chad?

>>39087617
How do I successfully go about killing all women?

>>39087473
>>39087491
>>39087499
>>39087617
How many girls have you fucked this week? I'm up to 3 so far

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Lol, too late Chadderinos, /r9k/ fell into /pol/'s hands.

>>39087695
curiosity but mostly boredom. I am on a 8 hour flight
>>39087705
plz don't
>>39087730
I've started a real relationship these past 6 months. So only 1. before I had weeks where I had 3 new girls as well

>>39087730
18
origchadeto

Fuck off nigger Chads will be hanged

t. RoboChad

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>>39087871
>says the scrawny manlet

>>39087839
>pls don't

why not?

>>39087839
Congrats on the relationship. It's my birthday today so all of my lady friends are eager to give me my "present" so I can already tell it's going to be a busy week

>>39087730
3?

fuck off normie, I had an orgie with 20 last night.

>>39087918
>mfw it my birthday tomorrow but no one will call while Chad has orgies
Fuck offf reeeeeeeeee

>>39087918
>so I can already tell it's going to be a busy week

good for you!

>>39087927
Those are just the new girls, anon. I don't count the ones I've already fucked

>>39087959
You never know, this could be your year!

>>39087971
Thanks. Gotta love birthdays

>>39088025
>You never know, this could be your year!
There is no possible way this is going to be my year or my life desu.
Anyways any advice to hold conversation it's really hard to listen to normie bullshit?

Bad thread Saged

>>39088176
I'm sorry to hear that. Not exactly, if I'm bored by what the other party is saying, I just feign interest and ask questions about the topic. Use body language like leaning in and nodding to really sell it. Listening to others talk is sorta just the price you gotta pay to have them listen to you

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I see a bunch of niggers claiming they are chads, but no proof.

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>>39088397
Come on LARPing autists, post em'.

>>39088442
What type of proof would you like?

>>39088472
Any of those tests.
Or proof of any GAINZ.

>>39087911
>why not?
Because some of us aren't faggot losers and actually like having sex with women.


>>39088272
This. A very handy skill is to look like you're interested in what a girl is saying while you think about fucking her.

>>39087617
Im tryna tell a girl I like her over text, how do I do so

>>39088562
" lemme smash "
Followed by a terabyte of dick pics.
Either she blocks you or fucks you 50/50 bro.

>>39088562
>tryna tell a girl I like her over text

not a good idea.

Tell her in her face if she wants to go to the dinner date with you

>>39087730
3? Bro... I've been fucking a new one every microsecond... pump n dump nigga.... I been at it since I came out of the womb.... 756,864,423,978 girls (approximate, since it grows by a thousand every second....)

>>39088538
There's nothing faggy about killing women. It's pretty much the most alpha thing that a man can do.

>>39088603
kek

>>39088612
Yeah I know but I dont have a chance to tell her in person, I gotta do it over text

>>39088673
try something like "I like you"

>>39088698
That's what I was thinking, but just "I like you" and nothing else?

>>39088650
> killing a lesser being is alpha
> not killing sea monsters naked with just a dagger like Beowulf
Why do you even try ?

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>>39088496
I don't lift and I find these tests a bit irrelevant as to whether one is Chad or not, but here you go

>>39088673
ok then
>>39088698
DONT DO THIS

ask her out on a date rather.

"Hi xxx"

"It's all good here etc..."

"wanna come out with me for dinner at xxx"

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>>39088749
> the chaddest of them all
You can stay Lord Chad

>>39088791
Can't ask her for dinner, circumstances man. I would if I could. But I really just wanna know if she likes me or not too, that's it. If no, fine, if yes, cool

>>39088737
>Muh either or dichotomy

alpha men will kill anything, whether its inferior or equal to them, you beta LARPer!!!!

>>39087473
Remind me how gay hair added to One-Punch-Man is supposed to represent a Chad? I never understood this image. If I saw a guy cosplaying as a gay Saitama, I would think weaboo robot, not Chad.

>>39088861
what's the point if you can't meet her?

Are just trying to get it of her chest?

>>39087473
I had sex twice am I Chad enough to stay?

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>>39088886
HAHAHAH
Alphas don't fail quints faggot.

>>39088921
this post disqualifies you as Chad

>>39088923
I can meet her, just not for dinner. I really just want to know if she likes me or not

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>>39088941
fuck you, you vapid cunt.

>>39088960
Good, I would never want to be a Chad.

>>39088964
meet her for coffee then?

in what way can you meet her?

>>39087821
bullshit, /r9k/ is a multicultural board.

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>>39089012
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).notevenoriginalwhatthefuck

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>>39088999
> dubs and trips
> still not quints

>>39089064
Still better, than you, you dickriding chad-wannabe faggot!

>>39089034
We golf sometimes lmao

Why can't I just say it over text? Does it really have to be in person?

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>>39089084
>baby's first digits

>>39089045
>race is what defines culture
Stop falling for leftist identity politics. Culture is determined by the intellectual achievements of a group of people. Since we on /r9k/ are all robots of similar societal beliefs and hobbies, we are a single culture. It would be impossible for /r9k/ to be multicultural.

>>39089055
You have been muted permanently, because your post included the gayest image possible (100.00% faggot).

>>39089089
>Does it really have to be in person?

If you want to be successful, pretty much.

It will be super awkward if you say it thru text.

Next time golfing ask her out for coffee

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ha ha i too have had sexual intercourse
i am a Chad :D
what is my fellow Chads up to today

>>39089175
I dont want to ask her out, I know she'll say yes because she doesnt think of it as a date. She thinks of it as an "outing", as such, with a friend. I wanna tell her "no, bitch, I wanna smash, enough with this friend shit", you know?

>>39089495
she'll understand if you make it clear

"wanna come out at XXXX to get XXX. just us two"

if she still doesn't get it, there no chance for a romantic relationship, but if you wanna get it off your chest tell her "well I was thinking about you, wanna spend time with you.."

do it face to face

>>39089601
I invited her to watch Dunkirk, and I said "just us". Idk how she took it though, and yes, I want it off my chest because right now I don't know if we can have a relationship or not, and I want a solid answer.

>>39087821
HAHAHAHAH. Pol couldn't handle a bag of shit.

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/sp/artan here

>>39087473
i have a feeling that the whole chad thing is going to be all over the internet now. teens are going to start saying it

>>39088749
>phone posting
fuck off normalfag this is an rp thrrad.

>>39087473
>>39089977
Is there a template for this already?

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6'4 'robot' who turned 'chad' here. Seriously it's all about looks. Im still extremely shy and can't talk freely with anyone, like literally the first year of college I was unable to hold a simple conversation with the girl I like and still she's throwing herself at me. All I do is act like I'm smart as fuck and act like I didn't talk (am unable to lol) to her because I think I'm too good for her. Fortunately normies are fucking shallow so they understand how someone can treat another person like shit because they look better. This one time I took her to a bar and then a random hot chick approached me so I literally told 'my crush' to fuck off while I took her to a hotel. Bars and clubs are heaven because noone can have a conversation so people are forced to judge 100% by looks. Alcohol also does wonders to make girls horny. Seriously starting life as a 'chad' is somewhat depressing once you get over the free pussy. It really puts how fucked the world is. People are super manipulative and looks are the only thing that matters (anyone can act like they are hot shit)

Some of you might even remember me, I'm the one who posted the same dog OC and made a thread about how I'm stranded in my first normie party. I really hope to someday meet people who are as genuine as dogs.

It helps that my dad is a ultra gigs mega uber alpha chad so atleast I have the chad looks.

I probably got the worst genetic combination from my parents because both of my parents were ultra (model tier) good looking on their prime and also ultra successfull . My sis is also a typical Stacey who is top 1% in her uni.

>>39090283
No, this is a Chad thread and you're clearly not Chad

>>39089055
OMG I fucking love that image! Saved with a '~' at the front to make it easier for me to find in the future. I've seen several attempts to encapsulate /r9k/ in a single image, but this one by far does it the best.

So let me share a story with my chad bros...

I went into this CD store the other day and I saw this kinda-cute 6/10 girl looking through the racks. She was one of those shy and insecure-looking girls that virgins like to watch on YouTube; you know the type.

Anyway, speaking of virgins; so there's this weenie little loser whose standing way too close and rambling on about how shitty mainstream music is; and you can tell this poor girl just wants him to fuck off but she's too polite to say it and he's too dense to get it. She makes eye contact with me and she gives me this look like "Please help me!"

So I just walk on over with a big smile and she smiles back and we just start chit-chatting; just like that. The little weenie didn't even say anything; I butted right into his conversation and he just silently slinks away with his dick up his ass like a faggot pussy.

Long story short; I pretend to give a shit about what she has to say, one thing leads to another, and the next thing I know were's back at her place and she's bent over the back of her couch and I'm givin' it to her doggy style. And let me tell you, this bitch was SNUG.

I bet the loser that was hitting on her was off somewhere crying right at the same time as I shot my load inside her. I bet I've caused more virgin tears than prom night.

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>>39091937
Ha, wait till you see this one. You're gonna love it, Lori!

>>39090867
Why are you even here? Fuck off back to Facebook and Instagram.

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>>39090867
Yo can you offer some advice on become Chad?
Cutting RN after a 9 month bulk, should have a pretty decent ottermode body in about a month
6'5 and decent jaw, but I don't think girls are gonna throw themselves at me

>>39093001
I basically make chads look retarded and devoid of any intelligence. Also act very distant as if you are simply on another league from everyone. There are two possible outcomes -
1) you are able to fend off the chads so they don't completely obliterate you by making fun of you (which happened to me for the first month until I learnt the required skillset to fight back, after which I began to get invited )
2) you are able to hold your own ground, now you might think that breaking even is bad or neutral but the way these groups of chads target people it's an accomplishment to be able to hold up. In fact these groups reguraly make fun of their own freinds and You breaking even will garner you a lot of respect within the chad circle.

Remember first impressions are so important its actually retarded.

As long as you hold an intellectual high ground and act like it staceys will and should kill themselves for your dick. Also you need to be ATLEAST a 7.5/10 to pull this off. Ugly + intellectual high ground = autist, staceys will avoid you like the plague.

If youre more like a 6.5-7/10 there is a good chance that you will be friend zoned by every Stacey. You will get used more than a random rave groupie if you follow my advice and are not atleast a 7.5/10

Look up the chads on FB and find out about any embarrassing photos or moments, that will be your ammunition for first impressions. Find out any quirks in his behaviour and point them out. Basically try your hardest to demean the chad. Be sure to keep rejecting girls until atleast 3-4 are basically throwing themselves at you. Then you get to choose.

Having a decent sized dick also helps alot. You only need like 6.5X4.5 , retarded Stacey will then go on to tell every whore about your '8 inch' dick and this will attract even more options.

>>39087473
You are not a Chad. Fuck off larper

>>39092729
I'm here because I'm not a shallow asshole. This board kept me sane when I was a robot. In fact my view of the world out there is still largely the same, my brief entry into the world of normiehood doesn't change my mentality and i know that my world can collapse at any moment, all it would take is one bad chain of events. Also this is chad thread so GTFO