>Anon, my boypussy is ovulating!

>>39084353
>man's asshole
>ovulating

seek psychiatric help

>>39084353
That's literally not even possible LGBT needs to fuck off

>Anon, I don't actually know what ovulation is, all I know is that something women say.

Hemorrhoids? Can't help you with that.

>>39084353
Thats your shithole you disgusting freak

>>39084353
so, he is shitting himself?

>>39084584
No, he'd be shitting blood.

>>39084706
Boipussies do that all the time. If anything they ovulate more than girlpussies.

>>39084741
>Boipussies
thats not a concept

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>>39084741
That would be from tearing due to the abrasive action of another mans penis inserted in to the anus my faggoty friend. Hence not ovulation.

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>breeders this threatened by qtbois
lmao

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>>39084794
You can't argue that something is not a concept just because you don't agree with it.

>>39084847
>only source is porn sites
wew lad

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>>39084867
Same shit happens if you Google girl pussy. Sex organs do tend to bring up pornography.

>>39084897
but you can find it at other sources too, unlike your fucking boypussy, you cockgobler

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How do I get an ass that perfect so qt tops will want to fug me?

>>39084897
Maybe you should type in Vagina then you fucking disgusting pile of human waste disposal.

>>39084794
vaginas are a social construct

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>>39084914
Squats and genetics.

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ok but first you need to eat all these eggs

>>39084430
>>39084706
>Virgins think ovulation and period is the same thing
>Virgins think girls bleed while ovulating
Kek

>>39084943
well your mothers sure is

>>39084967
go tell em you tiger

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>>39084949
>fags find this attractive

>>39084998
>>39085000
Praise kek xD :D

>>39085000
i like the pronounced perspective of the thingy at the background

who is the photographer?

>>39085029
Maybe you can use the image search I don't know the origin of that photo

>>39084914
Come workout with me. I'll fug your boipussy afterwards. So pls be in Los Angeles.

>>39085056
found it thanks familia

would you like to for a moment sit and talk about tiger jesus?

>>39085107
First tell me what you have found out about it I only found normie memes

>>39085119
same

are you ready?

>>39085136
I am always ready

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>M-Me too!
Original comment thread.

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>>39084353
Bring it over here little boy. Daddy will get you good and knocked up

>>39085144
ok then

Jesus (also called Christ which means king or Messiah) was born in Israel 2000 years ago. Modern civilization marks his birth by dividing time B.C. (before Christ) and A.D. (Anno Domini - or the year of our Lord). For his first thirty years, Jesus lived a traditional Jewish life, working as a carpenter. During this time, all of Israel was under Caesar's Roman dictatorship, including Bethlehem, where Jesus was born, and Nazareth, where he was raised.

any questions so far?

>>39085000
Is Hobbes going to be okay?

>>39085175
Yes where's the tiger in your story

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>>39084944
guess it's time to hit dat Starting Strength

>>39085079
>tfw always so far away from other robots

>>39085175
How is carpentry a traditional jewish life? Did he steal people's stuff while working in their homes?

>>39085203
there is no tiger in the story

>>39085214
stop bein a smartass you little fuck

where were i?

so in his thirties, Jesus began his public teaching and display of recorded miracles, yet still never travelled more than 200 miles from his birthplace. Over a three year period, despite his efforts to keep a low profile, Jesus' reputation spread nation wide. The Roman governors and rulers of Israel's provinces and the leaders of the Jewish people (the religious counsels) took note of him. Jesus' key messages included:
God loves you and is with you
Love one another
Immense value of each person
Good news: kingdom of God has come to earth
Reality of judgment to heaven or hell
God forgives those who ask

you guys following?

>>39085237
You wanted to tell about tiger jesus now I'm sad

>>39085256
tiger jesus will be in the bloopers okay?

now answer; how much value should we give to each person?

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>>39085276
It depends on how many shekels they have.

>>39085276
Immense value

>>39085293
exactly my dear

>>39085290
you know every word you say is recorded right?

so many have asked "Who is Jesus Christ?" Jesus' most controversial act was that he repeatedly claimed to be God, which was a direct violation of the Jewish law. Therefore the religious leaders asked the Roman government to execute him. In each of several official trials, the Romans found that he was not guilty of breaking any Roman law. Even the Jewish leaders recognized that other than Jesus' claim to be God, Jesus followed the Jewish law perfectly. Still the religious leaders, using the argument of political disfavor, persuaded Pilate, a Roman governor of the Southern province of Israel, to authorize an execution.

are you with me?

>>39085312
Yes, we get it. The jews killed jesus.

>>39085371
hey do i feel a little temper there sugar coat? do you know how much money do i get paid to this? it surely is not enough to deal with little fucks like you

hah

anyways where were i?
so Jesus was brutally tortured and then hung by his hands, which were nailed to a horizontal wooden beam (cross). This method of execution restricted the airflow to his lungs, killing him in three hours. However, according to more than 500 witnesses, Jesus returned from the dead three days later, and over the next 40 days journeyed in both the southern and northern provinces of Israel. To many, this was conclusive proof that Jesus' claims to be God were real. Then Jesus returned to Jerusalem, the city where he was recently executed, and according to witnesses, he left the earth alive by rising up into the sky.

the end

now i can get the questions