FATE

>>39077677
Sure. I honestly kind of do believe in these kind of things. Life and death is ironic and full of unnoticed foreshadowing.

>>39077677
How are you determining people's fates?

>>39077677
Well it seems like whenever things start going good for myself i make a cryptic but very accurate prediction it won't last and it usually doesn't something causes the failure be it my own actions or something entirely beyond it once the cryptic prediction has been made then the end is on it's way.

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>>39077677
Hello fateanon. Its almost 7am here and I didnt sleep tonight. So, how do you do?

How do I do??

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>>39077708
yes! you are a smart anon
an eye open anon
with his eyes all open and stuff
foreshadowing is too creepy anyways

your future love has black wavy hair
she is somehow old style or... lives in a big place
i feel like there is something terribly wrong with her so you might want to avoid that lmao

>>39077711
using the position of the stars, tarot cards, a crystal ball, palm reading, horoscopes, and random book fragments
actually i have 3 methods
-tarot reading
-book reading
-fate reading
but i wont explain them hoho
anyways your girl is rather happy and nice but she will end you by the end of your relationship. Seems like she can hate too.

>>39077726
THAT SOUNDs like cyclic predictions
i mean
self fullfilling prophecies? YOU KNOW THAT SHIT
stop doing it
let fate go
accept its gift
also your girl is serious, and too busy for you right now but actually is dying to fall in love. She looks like a bird.

I dont know what that last sentence means and i was probably influenced by the last poster sooo ignore it

>>39077753
Hello anonanon. S L E E P.
Im doing pretty fine? sort of
im on my nice mood
well in your future i see i see i see
either a dumb blonde or an asian bitch
sorry if you dont like it, reroll

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>>39077876
No matter I don't even care anymore. No need for rerolling. Glad you're alright.

Do you mind a round of tarots? Sadly I'm phoneposting so I won't be able to type much and fast. As usual, 5 randomly generate numbers from 0 to 21, no repeats.

hope you remember me

>>39077976
skdkdqw fuck of course i remember you mastah
im glad you exist
alright im ready for the news

3 8 11 14 13

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>>39078009
>>39077976
oh please dont worry if you cant post i dont want to be annoying

>>39077677
Dubs on the op post you're the best
You've done me three times but I like reading these so do me again please
Show me the excitement FATE has in store for me

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>>39078009
>>39078023
I will post, just please wait a bit more. Hope the language barrier doesnt get in the way

i'm glad you remember me, I genuinely do

>>39077677
Hopefully not a LARPer
Read me OP

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>>39077677
What do you see in my future, fate anon of dubs?

>>39077677
Hit me again bartender.

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>tfw you will never listen to a rock and roll song in another solar system.

it's a stellar kinda feel

I remember you

hit me with that fate mother fucker

>>39077677
How are any of your methods supposed to work across the internet? Regardless, I might as well see what you think lies in store for me.

>>39077677

Let's do this!
By the way, thank you /x/

>>39077677
So, what do you see for such lonely piece of shit like I am? I'm genuinely interested.

whats gonna habben to me, fate anon?

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>>39077677
Tell me of my future, Supposedly magical Anon.

>>39077677
pretty blackpilled rn anon, tell me something good happens

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I'm interested.

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>>39077677
Sure. go on Anon

>>39077677
Well, why not? I'll take any kind of insight I can get.

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>>39078009
>>39078023
3 represents The Empress, the role model of feminine power, motherly love. What you're looking for in life is either a motherly figure to inspire you, or to become one. Maybe you are looking out for someone else and you wish he/she would do good?
8 is Strenght and represents the will to fight and to stand against uneven odds. Whatever they may throw at you, having this card at the second spot means that currently you're in a very secure position. Be mindful though of not letting yourself go and falling into presumptuos behaviours.
11, Justice, is at your side, wich means that whatever spins the Fate, may it be Karma or whatever, is looking out for you, for the good deeds you've done. You should take the fruits while you can, you know Fate's really fickle.
Against you we have 14, Temperance. May it be a lack of confidence, you have thought yourself unwhorty of the end results. Thats wrong, because only through endurance and suffering one can take joy in life's blessing. I may be depressed, but I think shit's good lol
The end result? 13, Death, wich means change. Through pain and suffering, with good karma and the strenght of your soul at your side, you'll be born anew and finally find yourself in the comfortable position you want to be.
Sorry no tarot picture, please enjoy.

Ill cave, what happens to me in the future anon? Will I finally get rich? Die Lonely? Or something else?

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>>39078058
and i was like a numbr away of getting a 77777, aint that luck
alright time to do you a fourth time
but fourth is death
you know it anon
anyways you will meet her in a amusement park. She looks kinda gaunt. But that might be dead. Search for something abandoned. Like dead things. Also i think she is a poet. Like death?


>>39078090
what language oh lala mon amour bon foie
of course i remember you you are like me but FATER

not as in fat but as in fate

>>39078116
your girl is a redhead
and she does martial arts
WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED

>>39078132
hello anonanon of Pepes.
In your future so far im not seeing a girl at the moment but that doesnt mean there isnt any at all, it just means that you are not set up for one. You can reroll tho.

i do see happiness, in a comfort kind of way
try to look for a friend.

>>39078148
PUNCHING YOU
THE FUCK OUT
WITH A PREDICTION
your future wife has now her hair dyed pink
what a bitch
im not sure but i think she is from spain actually

>>39078151
OOOOOH COME ON
COME ON!
COME ON!
LETS GO SPACE TRUCKIIIIN
COME ON!
COME ON!
COME ON!
SPACE TRUCKIIIIN!

girl older than thou
she has some impressing hair
she also has cancer in some years, sorry
lets try the next one
a kiddie girl
too young rn lmao

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>>39078428
Lets just say I'm southern yurobean trash in a town full of turbonormies

>>39078428
>try to look for a friend.
I have been!
Reroll I guess...
How do I get a friend?

>>39078428
>martial arts redhead
Alright, I'll trust you for now. There isn't a girl like that in my life yet, which is good because all the girls in my life are fucking trash
How'd you get into this? Did you have to train at all? Do you know if any of your predictions have been accurate?

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>>39077677
Tell me my fate, fateanon.

I remember a thread months ago where you said you will stop doing these threads. I've still been reading these despite never posting in them

Let's go fateanon

>>39078428
>pink hair
FOR FUCK SAKE
EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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>>39078160
i actually remember you too
you were that one anon that dated several girls or something
a
blonde
wait maybe im confused nvm

you will most likely marry because of a situation you didnt expect
you will have just one kid
your wife comes from a nice family but she is too consented
con
sorry idk the word sorry dont hit me

also, with an L

>>39078177
they work via probability and the idea of fate being subject to our own wills to a (extremely minimum) degree.

Anyways if you meet your girl, its gonna be in the morning. As for herself, she is not very tall? And her forehead is kinda big. But she is not ugly at all
also, dark/brown hair most likely
ah, she does camping

>>39078181
i like /x/ a lot yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
alright
ALRIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLRIGHT
your girl is blonde, very fun, and you might secretly feel unworthy of her
she is also obviously fucked up lmao
meet her in a place where music sounds once you are a bit older

>>39078190
nurturing beautiful nurse gf that will nurture you and i dont really know what nurturing means and actually she is not a nurse at all but instead im seeing a holy mother demon near to you anon
to defeat it, be strong
you have to be strong to defeat it
if you do you will grasp happiness

>>39078240
CEASE YOUR EVIL DEEDS
I WILL PUNISH YOU
your future love is a student right now
but
you will have to be insistent with her
so weird
anyways that wont work sorry anon
your next love is not born yet

>>39078561
You are indeed confused. I am not that man.

It is okay though, although I do dislike children

>>39077677
I'm interested. Tell me my fate, mystic anon.

>>39078561
you skipped me fateanone ;__;
>>39078214

>>39077677
Will my love life take a turn for better before the year ends? Or do i need to keep waiting for developments
Also, you're my favourite, i missed you

>>39077677
thotties are not hotties plus you wwwww

>>39078561
lets do this, cum at me son

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>>39078241
a lot of good things will happen
10 good things will happen to you before the year ends
when they finish
you will feel a little worse with yourself
it never ends does it?

anyways, your love lovey love
yes
oh
she is a little sister of someone
she has brown hair
she is too innocent now
STAY AWAY

>>39078243
well well
welly welly welly well
well well anon well
creepy girl. Hates everything. Hates you too. But also loves you. Will never tell you. And so, you will end up with another random girl who is merrier!

>>39078292
she wants to be a lawyer like me except fuck being a lawyer actually fuck fuck fuck
anyways yeah
she likes using ponytails
she is smart and funny
you have 10 percent chances with her actually but it would be nice so gofoit

>>39078301
HAPPY GIRL
BIG
TITS
i cant see much more but i have this feeling she is empty
oh there was an mbti type for these kind of people
est???? or something like that i forgot

>>39078361
yuuup, like always, pretty spot on. It fits my mood perfectly. I have been considering if having children or not, i feel secure and safe yeah and i have this feeling that im out of my league in some things but well, is like
an
ataraxia
yes
im glad things are gonna change anyways
change must happen all the time

pd: i like that pic. She seems sad, but she is still trying

Read me anon. I am a 4th dimensional being

>>39078731
Empty mentally or...
Also, that sounds perfect for me! I'm pretty sure I'm an INFP.

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>>39078731
Have you ever thought of a discord server? Last time I remember this thread getting pruned

>>39078731
huh...a creepy girl? interesting. I'm currently in a situation where I have not spoken to a girl in a social manner outside of college/work. Thanks for giving me some hope that I won't die a lonely virgin.

>>39078731
I'm really glad you liked the reading! I'll be lurking then.

i've also tought of raising a family but I'm scared of close relationships so yeah im fucked

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>>39078404
the future is so bland for everyone actually. If i gave honest answers everyone would be so bored. Sos osososososososofinwalfnrka.
No riches for you, but also not poorness.
You will know loneliness and company.
There is something else, but you will never see it.

Give us eyes, please.

Ah yes your girl
she dies sorry sorry.
Care for her.

>>39078478
if you want a read you are gonna have to tell me your 3 favorite colors

>>39078481
TO FIND A FRIEND
USE A SOCIAL PLATFORM
BUT LOOK FOR SOMEONE NEAR YOU
THAT SHARES OR UNDERSTANDS YOUR PAIN
like
twitter or something?
is shit i know

>>39078486
yeah you have to train
i was born in fate school. My master was a fate monk and he made me do a lot of fate push ups and shit. And he said fateanon, go look for the Fate Eye at the top of the Fate Mountain and i went and there was an old man who told me "in order to get the Fate Eye" you need to solve this riddle" and i was like "ok what" and he said "the eye burns in my soul, and sees my light. Can you see my light?" and i said "fuck off i hate you you fuck" and he fucked off and he was sitting on the Fate eye and i brought it back and my sensei master teacher named me Fate Anon the Fate Fist Of Fate Part 2: Its Personal This Time on home dvd blueray please buy.

oh yes i know many accurate predictions!

>>39078501
NOW WHY
WHY WOULD YOU SCREENCAP THAT
NOW I CANT CONTINUE

well i do them but not that much anymore sorry
oh your girl was class president once
yes
she is not a virgin either
idk what else to say sorry

>>39078820
I hope you do good
sorry to be clingy hahahah i'll shut up now dont worry

>>39078837
she dies? Tell me more anon. How? Car?

>>39078837
>oh yes i know many accurate predictions!
Alright in that case I'll be checking back in these threads in the future to update you on your prediction.
Just remember me as "the guy who's supposed to have a redhead martial arts gf at some point in the future"
I go to a pretty diverse college so there's a good chance you're right
Thanks Fateanon, see you next time

>>39078837
Sea blue, sea green and sky blue, they always remind me of childhood
Come at me sis

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>>39078551
LETS GO
your girl is
asian
and she will marry another man

...

lets go!
your girl is
russian
and she is dead

fuck

...
LETS GO!

your girl has 16 years old right now
she has brown hair and slightly tan skin
...
well i tried sorry

>>39078588
blunt bangs
snarky
so classy
like, we all know her, right?
that one girl
well go for her anon
train your arm muscles she will like that!
then later love
she will not love you at first sight

>>39078621
HAHAHAHA I TOTALLY DID NOT SKIP YOU ANON
I WAS JUST SAVING YOU FOR THE LAST
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO COOL AND DEAR
fu
anyways i see your girl is a twin
thats a pretty nice hint? she is the shy twin
thats all i got on her sorry i suck i know

Hello I would like to know how my lovefate fares.

Fateanon, can you tell me why I'm so empty?

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>>39077677

You have no power here, fate-chan!

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>>39078916
>I WAS JUST SAVING YOU FOR THE LAST
>BECAUSE YOU ARE SO COOL AND DEAR
thanks fateanone

>>39077677
Hit me up man.

>>39077677
You still around OP? I want to know if I'm going to find love.

>>39078731
why would I stay away from someone I'm fated to be in love with?

>>39078946
You surround yourself with tragedy, like most people I suppose do to. Being here isn't helping you, finding friends isn't a difficult task you just have to be willing and confident in yourself. The reason I AM personally empty is because I have no desire to do that, I have lost so many friends that I'm too discouraged to look more.

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>>39078646
when you wait so much that you dont even feel like you are waiting anymore or that you need anything
then true and perfect love will come
but you want imperfect love you can just like
search for girls now
you have several fate options, like seven

NO YOU ARE MY FAVORITE

>>39078653
thot patrul
your girl is really tall
...
sorry if you dont like that
but yeah she tall

>>39078670
ok cumming
OOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
done.
YOUR GIRL IS SO CUTE
6/10 but she has something
anyways meet her in a hospital or the job
im confused actually, she might actually not be your love but someone important
brown short-ish hair, nice eyebrows

>>39078741
then ill have to read you in 3d
yyoouu wwiillll bbee bbeettrraayyeedd
yyoouu wwilllll ffeeeellll ggoooodd
yyoouu wwilllll lloovvee tthheemm
and what did they gave to you?
nothing
zero
and as the sun rays flickers on you
you will sit alone, old and bitter
while they talk of dreams
where all is god, and god is just a word.

>>39078773
what
nooooooo WAY lmao
i dont even have that
hmm actually i could but thats recipe for disaster

yeah they totally blasted me, okay i understand its okay

Fateanon you're drunk go home

>>39077677
will i find a nice bf?

>>39078991
Not fateanon but i think they meant it's not yet the time for you two to have a relationship, too soon

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>>39078991
Man dont get me started please

>>39078561
>they work via probability and the idea of fate being subject to our own wills to a (extremely minimum) degree.

Would you mind elaborating at all on that?

Either way, I'm curious can you tell me any more about this girl I'm supposedly destined to bump into in the morning at some point? What time frame am I looking at? Roughly speaking, where? I rarely leave my house before noon.

>>39079019
I'm desperate and like innocence senpai.
>>39079034
You can't just make a statement like that (those, rather. "Stay away" & "don't get me started") and not send me into a frenzy of curiosity.

>>39077677
Tell me anon , will i study or live in Europe ? Will my autistic film industry career ever happen ? Will i get.._ gf? Thank you

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>>39078820
yeah first the problem of a partner, i dont really want to be with anyone for real then i might totally fuck up my kids or not love them and i dont know if this is the correct path or not
soooo ill just let things be
you should do the same i
i feel like you will regret less things than me

>>39078865
i honestly dont know
but i have this feeling that you might never "know her"
no no no no i dont know what it means sorry

>>39078896
see you! i can totally remember you
it might be more of afuture thing tho idk

>>39078912
oh fuck another dead waifu
you had to say those colors, right?
anyways yeah your love will probably die soon
lets try the next one
nope, black door
ah, well, you will marry a beautiful fairy

Will my future get better, /x/bot?

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ITS ABS TIME
YES I HAVE ABS TIME
DONT FUCK WITH ME

have hato tits, suck tits, enjoy, ill be back in a short while?

>>39078916
blunt bangs
snarky
so classy

you don't know it but youve made me feel much better than i started today feeling. Thank you.

>>39079055
Granting I wasnt fateanon

Life always find ways to make impossible pairings work, and at the same time, it always find ways to not make fated love work, may it be age difference, circumstances or even simple misunderstandings

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Could you please tell me about my future wife? as in a description of her please

>>39079010
I'm the first guy and that sounds scarily accurate to my current situation , thanks for giving me a message that feels so for me and me only, you totally saw past through me, just at that glance you might know more of me than myself, you're even more my favourite now

howdy. tell me my fate and ill tell you if its correct.

(((fate/ a shit)))

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Oh great Fateanon, could you tell me of my future in love, if I have one? I would really appreciate it.

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do i ever get a gf/wife thats like my type of girl?

>>39077677

please gib me future tales ;-;

>>39079307

will I ever find a qt that is up to my standards? will I ever date my oneitis !?!?!

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>>39077677
Well, tell me anon. I want to know.

I want to love. I want to be loved.

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>>39078925
alright you totally can
your love income will be increased up to a 30 percent in the next year due to new dating active. Your passives however will also increase, hope you are ready for some fast thought love transactions. I suggest an earnest investement in C-Girl (her name starts with a C or something), she might look like an unsteady market but she is actually a gold mine and its better you pioneer there before any possible bussiness competitors.

>>39078946
AAAAAAAAAAA
BRAIN FOG
honestly i feel like empty people are just numb
like, no one has no feelings. You can feel your emptiness. But something numbs you. It might be a light of use or something
honestly i dont know if i can help?
sorry
but
believe in the light. No matter what.

>>39078948
I AM NOT A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS
FALL BACK AND WATCH
YOUR GIRL
SHE IS A FUCKING SMARTASS
I HATE HER
THATS ALL
NO REALLY
SHUT UP
SHUT UUUUUUUP

oh shit a bug entered my room

>>39078982
im all around
yeeeeeno
but you will find many
really for real
at least one is evil
maybe two

>>39078991
OHOHOHO
GOOD QUESTION
WELL ITS UP TO YOU
IN THIS FATED WORLD THERE IS ONLY 3 THINGS TO DO
fate will fuck you up

>>39079493
>yeeeeeno
>but you will find many
So you're telling me that I just have many loveless hookups in my future? And one or two will somehow be evil? I mean, why even live if I'll never find that special someone?

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Can I have a readin?

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>>39079013
no im not drunk today or never ever except that one few times
beer hits me like a tank

>>39079018
yes
he is called John.

Or Marcus.

>>39079035
>>39079035
>What time frame am I looking at?
MORNING
>Roughly speaking, where? I rarely leave my house before noon.
FUTURE?
probably not in your house that would be weird as hell

oh its like
we all have loved ones. But we might never meet them. We all have fated ones. But we might never love them. Fate works by our own wills. But a will can just barely affect a logical outcome. Most people find a partner in one way or another. Most. If you are looking for fate, it will most likely turn into nothingness. In that sense, most of my predictions are worth shit once i say them. Well or maybe im too crazy, i dont know. As for how it works for me, is sort of like a "vision".

>>39079098
yes, maybe not for long but yes
i dont know anon and i mean it for real that i dont

YES
GF
VERY
GF
YOU WILL GF
GF

she likes ma be.

>>39079108
unless your name starts with an h or an l, yes.

>>39079126
wow so cool fateanon, i really like you
thanks fateanon

>>39079134
im glady gladly glad anon

>>39079493
Thanks fateanon. But what is this light I should believe in? Hope is nice, but I'm wary of blind faith.
>>39079007 I've always wanted to move someplace else so this was really nice to hear.

should i try to make my story? will it ever be capable of being good enough and maybe be an anime someday?

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>>39079151
regal
black hair. The line of the hair comes from the middle,so the hair sort of goes around both sides. Eyebrows slightly thick and tilted. Expression of tiredness, maturity. You will meet her after she went through many things. White, mostly, although her skin has several marks. Come with age? Like moles. Not too concious about them. Nice tits. Wait fuck i forgot not doing that. Somewhat boney without her clothes on. Hair is very well kept. Always tries to remain dign. Her past might be one of humiliations then.

>>39079189
THANK you for participating on my threads anon. Really.

>>39079216
you will die

>>39079232
ah yes my lovely anon your love future okay
hmmm yes
yes
actually im 100 percent certain you do have one but all i see is just a vague figure of something with nice hips
so i dont wanna say more
just reroll or wait?

>>39079238
no you get one more like that one super smug ghost girl with the black eyes

>>39079666
>Nice tits. Wait fuck i forgot not doing that.
kek ok man,
>Somewhat boney without her clothes on.
uh thats the good shit
thanks

Do you need info, something cryptic, what we're hoping for or do we just need to shitpost ITT?

pls respond im curious

>>39079666
>super smug ghost girl with the black eyes
>666
>ghost girl
Well then,care to tell me what ghost girl with the black eyes?

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>>39079568
>we all have loved ones. But we might never meet them

See this is why I love you fateanon. Please be my waifu

Whats my reading, fates? How Ya doing

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You, ive waited for you and now youre here yes

TELL ME HOW CAN I LEAVE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET/PLANE FOR A GOOD EXISTENCE AND IF THATS NOT POSSIBLE NON EXISTENCE ETERNAL ONE

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>>39079307
ONCE UPON A TIME there lived one anon that was despairing because he had lost half his body. He walked everywhere with only one leg lmao jumping and jumping. Other anons looked at him and laughed, others pitied him, and others didnt mind him at all. Halfanon always looked for his missing half. Desperate as he was, he requested the help of the village Soothsayer, the extremely sexy and intelligent and nice Fateanon (loosely based on me)
>Fate, doth thy knov mov half whereth thee?
>To discover where your other half is, you will have to defeat the dragon.
So halfanon went on to beat the dragon, even though everyone knew it was useless since he only was half of him. But the dragon squashed him like a bug.
Then the other half anon managed to beat the dragon.
And they never joined. The other half anon got all the credit and married a beautiful girl. He lived happily forever.

THE END.

>>39079322
YEEEEEEEEEEES
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>39079411
oh oh thats a nice feeling
so pure
so pureee
your future girl is has has his has
tomboyish. But long hair. Sleeps a lot. Doesnt give a fuck. Will probably just use you for sex lmao oh well. Marry her later. Probably not.

LOVE

>>39079538
lmao do you really just live for absolute love
lame
thats lame anon
stop

wondering if I'll ever find a decent girl in my life time. also will this crippling depression ever ease up? fanks

I just want to know if I'll ever make it.
and also if i'll ever get a qt gf

Fate blease OP. Will I get gf within the next 2 years?

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>>39079666
>>>39079232 (You)
>ah yes my lovely anon your love future okay
>hmmm yes
>yes
>actually im 100 percent certain you do have one but all i see is just a vague figure of something with nice hips
>so i dont wanna say more
>just reroll or wait?
Haha, if there was one thing I'd be cool with being vague about, it'd be the description "something with nice hips." So tentative reroll...? If nothing else is coming that's a-okay, this is already really nice. Thank you, Fateanon!

>>39079750
>lmao do you really just live for absolute love
It's not the only thing I live for, but I was really hoping that one day it would be a reality.

>>39077677
Hello nice fate telling anon. Please tell me about my future wife. A little bit about what she's like or where I'll meet her. Thank you for giving all of us a shred of light in this dark abyss.

Hey, how do i into qt blonde wife?

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>>39079750
>oh oh thats a nice feeling
>so pure
>so pureee
>your future girl is has has his has
>tomboyish. But long hair. Sleeps a lot. Doesnt give a fuck. Will probably just use you for sex lmao oh well. Marry her later. Probably not.

>LOVE

w-what did he mean by this...

>>39079777
while i respect your trips, i hate to break it to you that it never will be. accept it, grow from it

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>>39079777
Trips of truth and sadness.

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Will i ever leave my country and live in Europe or USA? will it happen while im young?
should i kill myself? should i isolate myself? man why am i like so ugly, should i disfigure my face or what?

>>39077677
when will you and i meet and fall in love?

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>still alive
>mfw i live forever

I haven't gotteng over my ex and don't really think I will. I've accepted this, though. Shit is... kinda cash?


I'm banging a 34 yo model, so yeah (I'm 23). The catch is , she's the ex of one my colleagues (I'm starting to get into stand-up).

Life is weird.

>>39079817
you should kill yourself, fuck off we're full

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i loev u fateaanon
please keep making threads forever

>>39079817
What country you are from anon?

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>>39079797
I won't accept it, at least not today. Fugging "many" women means nothing to me, especially if I never find the one. How do I know that you're legit and what you speak is true?

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>>39079567
yee
girl
a total geek
a fucking loser
goddamn anon really im dying
i like her a lot
holy shit
you will dump her actually she is gonna be too much to handle
oh she has long black hair

>>39079640
the belief that things are worth living or dying for.

>>39079647
OH it will definitively will be more than good enough if you put effort
idk about anime sorry that seems so strange but i hope it works?
please do

>>39079706
if you give me info i might get more accurate
but thats it you can also just get a random reading with a post
like this one
is just for you anon:

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA

i dont know what it means
oh also she wears a collar made of sea shells

>>39079710
THAT ONE
THE ONE WITH BLACK EYES AND BOBCUT HAIR BLACK
IDK I NEVER WATCHED THAT ANIME I HATE HAREM

>>39079716
alright im your waifu now
lovey lovey lovey

>>39079726
oh im doing mostly very mostly fine yes
anyways your fate reading its this: girl works at home she probably hot but i feelthis is wrong oh wait lmao
she has a husband
thats bad anon, bad anon

it might be just once

>>39079745
IM HERE FOR YA
NON EXISTENCE: Keep dying. It cant be forever, right?a
GOOD EXISTENCE: oh just have that one thing protagonist have when they know they are about to die and they become super kind and wise and cool and they fuck everyone up with their kidness and forgiveness. But have it for real in your soul. Then you will attain peace. The most absolute peace.
EXCELLENT EXISTENCE: Buy a fucking lot of mint icecream anon

>>39079830
one wont solve anything anon
>>39079839
A latin american shithole called "El Salvador"

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>>39079493

If I go, r9k dies!

>>39079842
i'm not fateanon, im just speaking from experience
>>39079857
*you should kill yourself and several hundred of your countrymen

please tell me whats in my future, fateanon

i need to know what will happen

i need to skip to the end of this book

>>39079856
Nice the readings you've given me so far Over the last year go
>you're just gonna have a normal relationship until you break up
>something about death
>I'm cucking some guy
It's looking fairly fucking good, love you too fate.

>>39079856
>oh also she wears a collar made of sea shells
so im going to get my qt mermaid gf in a wheelchair? noice

what kind of info do you want/would help

ayy can I get one?

Will I succeed with what I want?

>>39079857
Then why are you asking? You wanted an answer, you got two. Now fuck off and die.

>>39079868
>*you should kill yourself and several hundred of your countrymen
huh, who cares about the third world and its inhabitants, but ...

>>39079868
>i'm not fateanon, im just speaking from experience
oh. I hope you'll understand if I believe that my experiences in life will be different. If I don't have faith that good things will happen then I'll never recognize when something good does happen.

>>39079907
if i wanted to kill myself because of population, its useless i would never do it because it makes no sense

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>>39079751
at least 3 decent girls
ok maybe two.
one semi decent actually
sorry.

Oh yes it will. Be strong anon! i
sincerely
believe life is worth it

>>39079755
you will make a delicious omelette
but you will have to break some eggs
you will get a delicious gf
but you will have to break some eggs

>>39079759
2 YEARS
TRY
either 1 year or 3 years but not 2
also i think she has wavy hair brown but it might not be
she is a mess that tho
ho

>>39079782
hallo ba
she is a prankster. She is blonde. She probably comes from a farm or something simmilar. Sad inside, happy outside. Skinny. Wears shirts. White. Ponytails? Likes horses.

idk where sorry

>>39079786
be rich and eat rose petals
with salmon

>>39079817
WHY WOULD I KNOW
WHY THE FUCK
oh sorry i forgot
Yes, maybe. Dont know. No. Maybe just for a short while. Lmao anon one can be ugly as the universe and still find love so i wouldnt worry? but like
you have to find a way to look at yourself and like yourself
if you dont, it will all be pointless
things must be beautiful in some way

>>39079908
>who cares about the third world and its inhabitants
nobody, so stop trying to come to the first world. you already lost the genetic lottery, you dont have to ruin it for the rest of us

>>39079914
>If I don't have faith that good things will happen then I'll never recognize when something good does happen
or, on the flip side, if youre too optimistic about everything and try to find the good in everything, youll miss when something truly good happens while youre trying to find the silver lining in the mundane

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>>39079856
I'll believe and wait patiently then, for something that I would live and die for. Thank you for giving me some direction, fateanon.

>>39077677
why is my life shit and why am i plagued with bad luck?

>>39079933
yes at last i know where the answer is, not in america not in europe YES I FOUND IT THEY WILL PASS AFTER THEY COME WE WONT BE ETERNAL SO I GUESS THAT LIFE AND LIFE AND LIFE IS NOT MY GOAL YEAH BUT IF I CONTINUE MY STUDIES ABOUT THE OCCULT I MIGHT FIND THE ANSWER TO THE CALLING WERE FULL WONT MATTER YES BECAUSE EVEN IF ITS A SMALL CHANCE OF REUNITING WITHTHE SOURCE OR JUST FUCKING AWAY FROM IT ITS GOING TO BE BETTER THAN MOST OF THE HUMAN POPULATION ITS GOING TO DO, THIS PLACE HAS SHOWED THAT THE ANSWER TO MY EXISTENCE ITS NOT ON EARTH,
>>39079978
>>39079978
>nobody, so stop trying to come to the first world. you already lost the genetic lottery, you dont have to ruin it for the rest of us
EXACTLY YOU UNDERSTAND I LOVE YOU ANONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, YOU SEE WHO CARES ABOUT THE FIRST WORLD FOR NOW, THEY ARE GOING TO YOUR SOUL ALIVE, AND IM NOT GOING TO BE THERE FOR IT IT S GOING TO BE HORRIBLE, GET OFF EARTH ANON GET OFF EARTH ANON AH HOW childish is to care about the conditions that make us, afterall its fare, who knows what your next life may be, and if someone is petty enough they might just give you a push

>>39079978
If I'm not optimistic then I may see a good thing as a lie meant to lull me into a false sense of security and reject it though. In our world, especially with the state it is in, I just need to believe that good things can happen, mundane or otherwise. If I don't try and enjoy the mundane then what will happen should my life be cut short without experiencing anything truly good?

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>>39079818
tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow!
a shadow in the wall!
i
no wait i mixed everything up
sorry

>>39079820
no you die but in 12 years exactly
tic
toc
tic
toc
tic


toc

>>39079823
you are nice thats nice. Holy shit really. I have nothing to say to you anon you sound like a total fucking winner go for it

ah beware of drugs
just because

>>39079837
i love you more anon. Please be as happy as you can and then die and then realize that is not about happiness love ya.

I WILL PRObably stop making threads once im 25 or something

>>39079868
being mean is awful
you can be evil without being mean

>>39079971
Tarotanon here, going to sleep. Have a nice day fella

>>39077677

Please tell me about my future Anon-sama

Alright, do this blackbot next fateanon

I don't see myself having a future at all. I can't realistically imagine myself having a proper job and a gf, and having a fulfilling life in general.

I'm not an occultist but I'm afraid this a sign I will die early, completely alone.
Will someone ever love me?

>>39079856
>>39079898
oh well, ill tell you anyways.

20m, spend all of my time either at the gym or playing vidya fucked around college and now im in the military. used to have a big social life while i was pretending to be somebody i wasnt, pretty much abandoned it all because i hated it. Only ever fucked two girls, i wouldnt go so far as to say i regret it but if i was put in both situations again i probably would fuck neither of them, and neither of them were my oneitis. She fucked me but in a different kind of way

>>39080066
>being mean is awful
niceties are generally just bullshit for people who want to stab you in the back and have you not see it coming in my experience, but alright. ill shut up and play nice

>>39080093
>he sages the thread made by my waifu
FUCK NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHH

Hello.
Mind telling me a bit about my next long term relationship? Will people Let me be Happy?

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>>39079878
oh oh oh i always do that when i read and then i get there and im like so thaaaats how it is
ok lets go to the last page of your book
you will die laughing. You will think you didnt win, but you didnt lost either. You will realize she loves you, but its gonna be a really half assed realization. I guess is not important. You will be burning.

Thats it.

>>39079898
any info any

>>39079901
YES
YEthe next try.

>>39080037
Well those are the optionss
these
a) you have a split personality tulpa demon fucking things up and you dont realize how evil you actually are
b) just random bad luck it will go away really
c) karma is preparing a happiness bomb to bomb you the fuck OUT
d) d hehe
e) eh?
f) fuck bad luck, dont believe in that shit

>>39080072
ihdfadoufhurqbg
have a nice rest tarotanon
sleep taite
tite
tight
please imagine someone singing at your side
or not thats creepy af my bad

>>39080082
girl is brown
and
egyptian
no hse inot but she looks like it
i have no more info
something about a son but i dont think its what it sounds

>>39080111
First off, nice trips

second of all, i didnt put sage in all options, so dont worry, it did bump the thread, and also that was unintentional, name-wise

>>39080146
Not even my mother sung me lullabies to put me to sleep, that would be nice ahahah
Enjoy yourselves

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Hey, hi fateanon.

Can i trust anyone in my journey? or will everyone just be secret cunts?
Am i truly alone in my journey right? is there any ""friend"" willing to help me out?
and what does it want and "think" of me?

Also the most important of all and i hope you can help me, is there a chance no matter how small, or against what odds shall i have to go against of having this very specific goal be achieved by me, and then gaining what i truly desire?

>>39080146
>a) you have a split personality tulpa demon fucking things up and you dont realize how evil you actually are
>b) just random bad luck it will go away really
>c) karma is preparing a happiness bomb to bomb you the fuck OUT


I kind of feel all these things? how do i know which one?

>>39080155
Nice dubs, it's all good if you din mean nuffin.

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>>39077677
Entertain me, gypsie.

>>39080133
Replying to myself here.
Actually also really want to know whether I can be independent from the things that haunt me someday, strong to withstand.
Also whether I will be a manager of some sorts.

>>39080146
I've always wondered, do you get drunk before these threads? Aren't you from Spain or Arizona or some shit? I say those 2 places cause i remember you drew a cactus a long time ago for some reason

rolling for a good fate anon prediction

>>39080146
>no hse inot but she looks like it

What does that mean?

>>39077677
Fortune-telling is bullshit, but I guess I'll ask anyway, whatever.

So, uh, what kind of personality would this future gf have? Or maybe I won't get one? Lemme know whatever.

>>39080146

>you will die laughing
okay well i guess i can appreciate that
>you will be burning
oh


>you will realize she loves you
who is she if i can ask? what does she look like? what's she like?

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>>39080093
you will meet a high society go getter girl who is tired of everything
she will be free around you
so be free around her

i dunno the rest but there are complications for sure

>>39080096
ooooor since fate fucks you in ways you dont expect that means you will totally have a nice life that will get ruined in some other way
anyways your love is persephone
hmmm dont ask
she has black hair and acts like a bitch but she is not one at all

>>39080108
yeah shells shells shells
oh i think niceness is fake too
but still, the people who cant be civil are trash like
most people can accept a lot of things done to them if the perpetrator is civil about it
but no one likes meanness

>>39080133
people will never let you anything
so dont mind them?
oh i see a love in the india
but besides that i think your love
is dutiful so she will hate you
wait this is going all wrong
im confused about you sorry anon

>>39080173
Yes! Of course you can trust people. Just dont trust them with your soul? Im
i think you get it? i hope
no one is alone now anon
in these endless nights
we are all fighting and suffering the same way
oh but you arent asking that
friend
you said "friend" and that makes me thing of another kind of "friend". If you know what im talking about id say, yes, but you know the rules. If you dont ignore that lmao, i think getting a friend might prove difficult but if you do it will improve you a lot. So just be attent. Attentive
a
well you know it
oh remember people like attention
your last question makes me think you mean the same kind of "friend". I believe those kind of things just look for something negative or positive but i cant know? Keep it mostly secret. Dont feed it at night.

Yes. You will attain your objective. If you sacrifice.
you can sacrifice nothingness
i will say no more.

>>39080288
sorry for being rude, i generally let myself slip when im on 4chan. habit is all

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LAST READINGS AND ILL GO TO SLEEP SORYR
SPRRY
SORRY
IM SLEEPY

>>39080327
Goodnight fate anon, and have a lovely day tomorrow!

>>39080288
Maybe it's going wrong because you think I'm a guy.
Also never dating someone from India ever again. Only mentally ill men over there.

>>39077677
hi fateanon
im hoping for something good
mind if i ask for something on top of future love? or is that beyond your ability. Will I be remembered after death?

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>>39080066
>Please be as happy as you can and then die and then realize that is not about happiness love ya.

>one of the rarest (you)s you can get is from fate
It's a really bad feel, man.

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>>39080182
your girl will be crazy
like
flowers in her hair crazy
thats all i can say
oh her family will respect you but hate you too
weird

>>39080208
what no i dont im naturally drunk
ohoho
im not saying were im from
ah an anon requested a cactus that time

>>39080212
your future wife had a nazi phase
thats
all
i have on her
oh her hair is black
she knows how to swiiiing
i have no more intel on this soldier girl

>>39080214
one yeah
kind and slightly awkward/motherly. Insecure to a degree. Very supportive. Like a twig. On antibiotics. In a cage.

>>39080297
please please dont apologize im no one to do that i was just saying what i believed

>>39080333
TRIP TRIPS
YOU JUST BLESSED ME ANON

>>39080346
oooooh it could be then
yes a dutiful guy
he is still learning now. Kinda too serious. Brown or blonde hair.
indian guys are mostly weird but funny

>>39080353
TIME TO GIVE YOU THE GOOD SHIT
TAKE A HIT
your future love is
well a 6.5/10 face wise
she is known in her cyrcles tho
she will be waiting for you
invite her for dinner
still there is still time to that point so dont worry about her find another one
oh and
yes.
But everything gets forgotten. We have forgotten so many things.

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OOOOOOOOOKSY
IM GOING OFF TO SLEEP
SORRY
BE HAPPY, SUCK TITS, BE STRONK
fate you all

oh if the thread is up tomorrow ill continue
that never happens tho
oh except one or two times

anyways i hope you have a grea fsysbSLE
love you all
im so fate tired the fate fuck up

can i achieve that "power" and get revenge?

>>39080484
I'll miss you fate, good night

>>39080484
godspeed, fateanon

>>39080484
Good night and thanks

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Tell me how all of this ends for me, if it does end.

Fug, I missed it. I'm gonna bump this shit all night, I guess, if nobody else does. I want to hear something from this person.

>>39080484
Good night Fate. You'll have a fun future.

>>39080737
ill bump once but the rest is up to you bucko

I'm a socially inept, below average looking guy with no friends and zero relationship experience. I also rarely go outside and when I do everything makes me anxious
Will a miracle happen or will I die alone?

>>39080737
I'm going to bump with a question for you, FateAnon. Will that which I want most happen? Will I succeed? I'm not talking about love.

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>>39077677
Where is my waifu, Fateanon?

>>39082574
>homestuck

Oregano

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>>39077677
I don't normally believe this stuff but I'll give, what is in my future OP?

>>39083079
>tfw real life christmas cakes are shit

Which one do I go for? If you're still here

>>39077677
Tell me about me, anon.