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>THIS IS BETA 1-2 WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE! >REQUESTING

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>THIS IS BETA 1-2 WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE!
>REQUESTING ANY AVAILABLE UNITS ON STANDBY
>THE CHADS HAVE BREACHED THE TENDY TOWER AND ARE ONLY JUST BEING HELD BACK!
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>>39075170
>RODGER THAT BETA 1-2 THIS BETA ACTUAL OVER
>UNITS BETA 1-4 AND BETA 1-6 HEADING TO YOUR COORDINATES, ETA 5 MINUTES OVER
>REQUESTING COORDINATES FOR REEE STRIKE OVER
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Jesssus fuck the cringe,

Does that make me a normie?
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>H-HELP!!! HELP!!!! CAN ANYBODY READ ME?!? WE WERE AMBUSHED!!! I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT!!! I'M SURROUNDED!!! I CAN HEAR THE CHADS COMING!!!! I NEED HELP NOW!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!!!
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>>39075305
>TARGET HAS BEEN SPOTTED
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>>39075305
back to re.dditttt, retard
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>>39075278
THIS IS BETA 2 ACTUAL BETA 1 IS DOWN I REPEAT BETA 1 IS DOWN
CLOSE SUPPORT INEFFECTIVE, REQUESTING GF IMMEDIATELY
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>>39075170
>>39075278
>>39075305

BETA 1-2, BETA 1-2

THIS IS SPECIAL AUTIST TEAM DELTA REE

WE'RE IN THE AO, READY FOR PERCISE TACTICAL INTERVENTION.

TANDY TOWER WILL. NOT. FALL!
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>>39075628
BETA 1-2 THIS IS BETA 1-ACTUAL YOU CAN'T DODGE THE ROD-
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i miss these (veri origi) threads
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>>39075342
>get control of yourself soldier
>reinforcements are on the way
>stand by and prepare your poo poo cannons
>i repeat arm and ready the poo poo cannons
>dont fire till you see their perfectly chiseled jaws
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> BETA 1-2 THIS IS BETA 2-ACTUAL
>CHAD'S HAVE BREACHED THE NORTHERN DEFENSES
>KEK AND NEET SPECIAL TEAMS ARE ROUTED
>ORDERS SIR
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>>39075170
>THIS IS SPECIAL TASK FORCE AUTIST 6
>WEVE JUST BEEN HELI DROPPED ONTO THE ROOF
>WERE MAKING OUR WAY DOWN
>THESE CHADS DONT KNOW THE TISM THATS ABOUT TO HIT THEM
>BIG RESUPPLY OF PISS BOTTLES BOMBS AND FINGERNAIL FRAGS
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der charwee in twee
pweez sen helb
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It's time. I'm disguising as a fembot to infiltrate the chad bunker. They will all. Die.
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>>39075170

*EMERGENCY BROADCAST*
*ALL CHANNELS*
*URGENT*

*MULTIPLE REPORTS FROM BORDER PATROLS STOP*

*LARGE NUMBERS OF CHADS DUPED BY WHITE NATIONALISM MEME STOP*

*CHADS NOW SOCIALLY OSTRACIZED AND UNDER ATTACK FROM STACIES AND TYRONES STOP*

*CHADS RETREATING EN MASSE BACK INTO BETA CONTROLLED TERRITORIES STOP*

*CROSSING CHECKPOINTS CAN NO LONGER STEM FLOW STOP*

*CHADS ATTEMPTING TO EXCHANGE DEVALUED RED PILLS FOR LOCAL SUPPLIES OF BLACK PILLS STOP*

*REQUESTING ORDERS AND MORE SUPPLIES OF FEMBOTS TO PLACATE RIOTING CHADS STOP*
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>>39075831
>THIS IS BETA-2 ACTUAL! YOU BASED BASTARD ARE WE GLAD TO HAVE YOU
>BETA 1-2 IS NO LONGER RESPONDING ASSUME CHADS HAVE POSSESSION
>WE'RE USING GARBAGE TO BARRICADE OURSELVES IN DEFENSE OF THE VAULT
>WE'LL SEE YOU HERE OR MAYBE LATER AT TACO BELL
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>>39075879
somebody must have read "the stand" hehe
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WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM.

STOP FUCKING KILLING EACH OTHER GODDAMIT.
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>Chad reporting in
>we have these betas surrounded
>just took a greasy shit and clogged the toilet at tendy tower
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>BETA 1-2 THIS FEELMAN OVER
>SENDING THEM TO GOD OVER
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>>39075809
>YOUR ORDERS ARE TO HOLD THAT POSITION AT ANY COST!!!
>UNDER NO CONDITION ARE YOU TO LOSE THAT POSITION
>ONCE BETA 5 ARRIVES THAT POSITION WILL BE OUR MAIN ATTACK FRONT
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>>39075947
>feelman is in the pipe over
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>>39075941

GO BEYOND!
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>>39075953
>CHADS HAVE DEPLOYED MY ONEITIS
>SHE SAYS SHE REALLY NEEDS THIS POSITION
>GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
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>>39075933
Fuck using the code, the Stacies aren't listening anyway
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>>39075986
>ONEITIS SPOTTED THIS IS BETA ACTUAL CALLING REEEETREAT
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>>39075911
>BETA-2 ACTUAL THIS IS AUTIST 6
>ASSUMING BETA 1-2 HAS BEEN OVER RAN
>HEADING TO YOUR POSITION
>WERE GOING TO FLANK THEM IF YOU CAN DRAW THEIR FIRE
>DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID TO GET YOURSELF KILLED
>ETA 5 MIN OVER
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>>39076010
>mfw "captain dubs"
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>>39075986
>>39076014
>DON'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE US DOWN HERE YOU CUNTS!
>>39076031
>ASSUMING WE'RE ON OUR OWN ANY UPDATE ON THE FEELS STRIKE? ANY EFFECTS
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>>39076031
>>39076014
>>39075986
>>39075953
>>39075911
>MY GOD BOYS THEYVE BROUGHT A ONEITIS WITH THEM
>THROW EVERY GOD DAMNED TRAP, BOI PUCCI, AND WAIFU YOUVE GOT AT THEM
>NEVER THOUGHT ID LIVE TO SEE THE CHAD ACTUALLY USE A ONEITIS
>MAY KEK HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS
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>>39076068
>TALKED TO ONEITIS
>I REALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ISSUES IN THIS WAR BEFORE
>WE SHOULD JUST STAND DOWN
>SHE EXPLAINED IT ALL, WE'RE GOING TO GRAB A COFFEE
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>>39076068
FEELS STRIKE HIT DANGER CLOSE I REPEAT DANGER CLOSE
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>>39076031
> THIS BETA 2-ACTUAL, THE CHADS ARE FUCKING HERE
>IF THEY GET PAST US THEY'LL HAVE ACCESS TO THE VAULT
>WE CAN'T LET 'EM HAVE MI'LADY! WE'VE ALMOST BROKEN OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!
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>>39076068
>FEELS STRIKE IS A NEGATIVE
>NO EFFECT
>I REPEAT NO EFFECT
>WERE GOING TO HAVE TO WIN THIS THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
>ETA 1 MIN
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>REEEEEEEONK
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>>39076107
>THIS IS BETA SCOUT SQUAD
>WE HAVE VISUAL ON THE ONEITIS
>BETA 1-2 IS DOING HER HOMEWORK
>WE NEED HELP DOWN HERE
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>This is CHAD 2-3, ready for tactical insertion into beta's oneitis in 3...2...1...
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>>39076151
>THIS IS SARGENT MLPTRAPBOI... LIEUTENANT DANSLEGS IS DOWN. ASSUMING BETA 2-ACTUAL
>THIS IS IT BOIS AND FURS, WE'LL GIVE 'EM HELL
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>39076138
>GODDAMMIT SOLDIER THIS IS AUTIST 6
>WE'VE GOT THEM PINCHED
>SENDING EVERYTHING WEVE GOT TO FIGHT OFF THIS FIRST WAVE
>ONCE THESE FIRST CHADS ARE GONE WE MEET IN FRONT OF THE VAULT WHERE WE MAKE OUR LAST STAND
>WERE ALL THATS LEFT
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>>39076178
>COPY THAT BETA SCOUT THIS IS FEEL TEAM SIX
>WE'RE INFILTRATING CHAD LINES
>WE NEED COVERING FIRE OVER
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>>39076247
>NEGATIVE FEEL TEAM SIX
>STAND DOWN
>I REPEAT STAND DOWN
>THE FEELS STRIKE FAILED
>YOULL BE TORN TO PIECES
> REGROUP AND JOIN BETA 2 ACTUAL AND AUTIST 6 FOR A FINAL PUSH
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>>39076247
>>39076278
>THE ORBITERS ARE DISPERSING, CALL IN THE FEELTILLERY NOW
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>>39076278
>COPY THAT, FALLING BACK TO POSITION FOXTROT CHARLIE OVER
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>>39076243
>AUTIST 6! BETA 2-ACTUAL! THEY'RE STUNNED!
>FAGGATRON CHARGED THEM AND THEY COULDN'T TAKE IT! IT WAS LIKE THE DARK WEB MADE REAL ITSELF!
>HE RAN AT HIM WINDMILLING HIS ARMS WHILE SOMEHOW MASTURBATING WITH CLENCH THIGHS AS HE JUST HOBBLED AT THEM
>HE SPEW CUM PISS SHIT AND VOMIT IN ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW! IT WAS LIKE SEEING THE FACE OF GOD SUCK A LOG!
>THEY'RE DUMBFOUNDED! LET'S END THIS! NOW!
****
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>>39076348
>WINDMILLING HIS ARMS WHY SOME HOW MASTURBATING WITH CLENCH THIGHS

well there go my sides if one of you lads would be kind enough to grab them out of obit that would be swell
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>HEADING IN FOR A STRAFING RUN, TURBO AUTIST OUT
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>>39076435
*fires heatseeker missile*
>Good kill Chad good kill. You can be my wingman anytime
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>>39076315
>>39076341
>>39076391
>YOU HEARD HIM BOIS LOCK AND LOAD
>THIS IS IT
>AS SOON AS THE FEELTILLERY HITS WE MOVE
>I WANT EVERY ONE OF YOU LIMP DICK BASTARDS EDGING UNTIL THEN WE"LL NEED MASSIVE LOADS TO WIN THIS WAR
>THIS IS AUTIST 6 OVER AND OUT
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>>39076178
>BETA SQUAD THIS IS ORDINANCE TEAM 4
>THE GAY BOMB IS READY FOR DEPLOYMENT ON ALL MEN SURROUNDING ONEITIS POSITION
>DELIVER ONEITIS COORDINATES AND WE CAN DEPLOY THE GAY BOMB OVER
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>>39075170
>COMMAND THIS IS CHADFROG, OVER
>I HAVE MADE THE TRANSITION FROM ROBOT TO CHAD
>I CAN'T TAKE OUT THE LEAD FROG, BECAUSE I USED TO BE ONE OF THEM
>I CAN'T JOIN TEAM CHAD BECAUSE I'M STILL TRYING TO MAKE IT BRAH
>COMMAND IM IN NO MAN'S LAND
>WHAT DO? OVER
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>>39076501
>THIS IS BETA 2-ACTUAL, NO GO ON THAT GAY BOMB, I SAY DO NOT DROP THE GAY BOMB!
>THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND CUM AND TRAPS DOWN HERE IT'D BE LIKE A TRUCK STOP VIAGRA PARTY
>DO NOT GAY BOMB!
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>>39076481
>ALRIGHT MEN, WE'RE THE BEST OF THE BEST
>DON'T LET YOUR ONEITIS DOWN NOW
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>>39076525
>MY GOD MAN YOU TRULY WISH TO BE LIKE THEM???
>NOBODY WANTS THAT FOR THEMSELVES
>NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOOK UP SOME BOI PUCCI TRAP THREADS AND REJOIN THE FROG REGEMENT WITH BETA 2 ACTUAL AUTIST 6 AND FEEL TEAM SIX
>WE COULD USE A CHADFROG ON THIS FINAL PUSH
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Are my little fuzzybears having some fun? I baked some cookies for you all! I know, sorry, sorry anon, you dont want to be embarrassed in front of your friends, right? *gives you a smooch on the cheek* You are all such brave warriors! Have fun! Enjoy the cookies! My little honey anon! Mom out!
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>>39076572
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>how many times do i have to tell you i hate peanut butter cookies stupid roastie whore
>leave the fucking plate and get the fuck out before i make you suck me off again
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>>39076555
>ROGER THAT BETA-2 ACTUAL
>WE'LL GET BACK TO DROPPING SPICY SAUCE BOMBS ON CHAD HEADQUARTERS OVER
I'VE GOT A SQUAD OF BOIPUCCI HERE THAT ARE GONNA NEED A MORALE BOOST WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER OVER
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>>39076572
Mom, bathroom!
BASSROOM!
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>CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
>FOR THE ONEITIS
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>>39076481
>AUTIST 6, BETA 2-ACTUAL WE'VE PUSHED THEM CLEAR OF THE VAULT
>ARE SECURING THE MLP TOY VILLAGES AND GOING TO PUSH TOWARDS THE SURFACE.
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>>39076583
>>39076555
>>39076341
>LOOKS LIKE WE ARE DOING THIS WITHOUT CHADFROG
>SUCH A GREAT SOLDIER ITS A SHAME TO LOSE HIM
>BUT WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS CHARGE
>LETS DO THIS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Firebase RBT-9, 7th Reeee Battery available for fire orders
Piss bottle artillery restocked by recent supply run, over
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>>39076693
>MY GOD WERE DOING IT MEN
>IM RUNNING A LITTLE LOW ON CUMMIES AND TRAPS
>GOING TO HAVE TO SWITCH TO MY POO POO PEE PEE AMMO
>AUTIST 6 OVER AND OUT
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>>39076588
>BETA SQUAD, THIS IS CHADFROG ACTUAL, OVER
>IM TRYING TO RESIST CHLOE SALPA
>DAMMIT I'M NOT GAY!
>I CAN LIFT THE GAY AWAY
>JUST ONE MORE REP..
>JUST
>ONE
>MORE
>*Finally breaks down and faps to Chloe Salpa
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>>39076725
>FIREBASE RBT-9, THIS IS BETA 2-ACTUAL REQUESTING FOR USE OF SPECIALS!
>PISS ONLY SLOW THEM DOWN, I KNOW THEY'RE SPECIAL BUT WE NEED THOSE CUM JARS
>REQUESTING CUM ROUNDS DANGER CLOSE ON TENDY TOWER. EVERYTHING 50 METERS NORTH OF THE TOWER BETTER LOOK LIKE GERMAN TRANNY BUKKAKE WHEN YOU'RE DONE
>AS SOON AS WE LET UP THEY PUSH BACK, IT'S ALL OR NOTHING! LET'S TRIBUTE ALL OVER THESE CHADS!
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>They got me real good, Sarge.
>I don't think I'm gonna make it out of this one....
>M-mom is that y-you?
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>Betas this is command we are sending reinforces by air. I repeat reinforcements inbound.
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>>39076859
>COMMAND THIS IS ORDINANCE TEAM 4
>INTEL FROM OUR STALKER BOMBS REVEAL HEAVY CHAD FOOTBALL SUPPORT
>SUGGEST YOU STAY BACK FROM FRONT LINES OVER
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>>39076844
>>39076819
>SWEET JESUS CHADFROG I THOUGHT WE HAD LOST YOU
>YOUR A SIGHT FOR CUM CRUSTED EYES
>MATCH THESE CHADS REP FOR REP WHILE BETA 2 AND I TAKE THE LEFT FLANK
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>>39076475
>"TENDY'S BEEN HIT!"
>"THOSE BASTARDS!"
>"Permission to engage, Cap'n?"
>"Granted. PISSBOT, WOJACK, cover me. I'm going in for another strafing run, same vector as last ime. The rest of you faggots, engage any hostile aircaft!"
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>>39076819
>>39076913
>GOOD NEWS CHADFROG
>IVE JUST RECIEVED WORD FROM TENDIE TOWER
>THEIR SENDING IN THE TARDS TO BACK YOU UP
>GUIDE THEM AND SHOW THE CHADS WHAT TARD STRENGTH REALLY LOOKS LIKE
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>>39076859
>COMMAND, BETA 2-ACTUAL ANY CONTACT WITH AUSIST 6? WE ARE PUSHING CHADS BACK BUT WE'VE YET TO FIND THEM
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>>39076844
>ITS OVER THE CHADS ARE STARTING TO FLEE!!!
>OUR AUTISM COMBINED COULD NEVER BE DEFEATED BY THE LIKES OF A FEW 1000 CHADS
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>>39075170
>COMMAND CENTER?
>THIS IS STEALTH UNIT Z3 WHISKEY
>3 MEMBERS DOWN, CHADS ARE FORMING A CIRCLE AND ATTEMPTING TO RAPE US
>GOD BLESS THE KEK ARMY. THIS MAY BE OUR LAST FIGHT. GODSPEED GENTLEMEN
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>>39076971
>COMMAND SENPAI
>IT APPEARS AUTIST 6 WAS CUT OFF FROM BETA 2 ACTUAL
>HE FOUGHT VALIANTLY BUT WAS MASSIVELY OUT NUMBERED
>HE EVEN REMOVED HIS BUTT PLUG AND UNLEASHED A WEEKS WORTH OF HOT NASTY TENDY SHIT ON THEM
>BUT UNFORTUNATELY KILLED HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS
>GOD REST HIS SOUL
>WE WOULDNT HAVE WON WITHOUT HIM
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>>39077062
>May he shitpost forever...
>THIS IS BETA 2-ACTUAL TO ALL KEK FORCES! WE'VE LOST A BRAVE NEET, AN UNABASHED FAG, AND A BOI WITH A MASSIVE BODY ODOR.
>WITH HIS EFFORTS WE HAVE SECURED THE TENDY TOWER. WE ARE SWEEPING FOR CHAD REMNANTS.
>ALL FORCES REPORT IN
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>>39077046
>STEALTH UNIT Z3 WHISKEY, ORDINANCE TEAM 4 HERE
>THE BOYS IN THE LAB HAVE AN EXPERIMENTAL ORDINANCE THEY'D LIKE US TO TRY.
>THE BOYS ARE SAYING ITS A STRAIGHT BOMB. IT'LL TURN ANYTHING IN THE BLAST RADIUS COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, AND ANY GAY IN THE AREA WILL BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS FOR ATLEAST AN HOUR
>I UNDERSTAND THIS MAY ADVERSELY AFFECT YOUR TEAM BUT WE BELIEVE THERE IS NO CHOICE. PREPARE FOR IMPACT IN 15 SECONDS
>KEKSPEED MEN
>ORDINANCE TEAM 4 OVER
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>>39076913
>>39076960
>THANK GOD YOUR HERE
>THIS IS CHADFROG, OVER
>I'M STILL HOLDING OUT, BUT DAMN CHLOE SALPA IS FINE AF
>IT HAS A PENIS THO!!
>I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>FOR THE LOVE OF FROGS, WHAT DO??
>COMMAND PLEASE ADVISE

>I'LL ALWAYS BE ONE OF YOU, SPACEFROGS
*Inner wojak pulls back the hammer on my sidearm
>I CAN'T TAKE THESE FEELS ANY LONGER
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39077153
>"This is CUMSOCK 3. Bad news, guys. We lost TENDY. He was shot down by a CHAAD missile somewhere over the Good Boy Straits. We...we've lost radio contact."
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>>39077209
>CUMSOCK 3 that is terrible news, LT. TENDY was a great blob of a man. God knows how but he flew close meme support for me during Kekistan. Was some of the most brilliant content I've seen about women in all my years. Saved us all.
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>>39077209
Hahahahahahahaha fucking cumsock3
well played anon
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>THIS IS CHAD THUNDERCOCK, BRIGADIER GENERAL OF ALPHA SUPER SQUAD 0
>YOU MAY THINK YOURE DOING WELL BUT I OUGHT TO WARN YOU THAT THE THOT SQUAD HAS ALREADY GOTTEN RID OF YOUR CYBORGS
> WE WILL ONLY ACCEPT UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER AND YOUR CONVERSION INTO TRAPS FOR USE AS COCKSLEEVES
>GOOD DAY AND GOOD RIDDANCE BETA KEKS
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>*Hurries into oval office with the nuclear football*
>MR. PRESIDENT... WE HAVE AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS SITUATION DEVELOPING ON 4CHAN
>WE NEED YOUR AUTHORITY TO LAUNCH SIR
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>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CODE BROWN BODE BROWN
>I'VE GOTTA POOPPPSSIIIIEEEEEE MOMMMMYYYY
>ALL BETAS I REPEAT ALL BETAS FIND COVER I'M DROPPING THE PAYLOAD I REPEAT DROPPING IT DANGER CLOSE
>ALL UNITS FIRING FOR EFFECT WAIT FOR IMPACT
>UGHHHHH
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>>39076525
>>39076588
>>39076723
>>39076819
>>39076913
>>39076960
>>39077187
>THAT'S IT BOIS, LOOKS LIKE WE WON
>BUT I CANNOT FIGHT THESE GAY FEELS OVER CHLOE SALPA ANY LONGER
*Holds sidearm up to temple
>I SHOWED THE TARD ARMY HOW TO MATCH CHAD REP FOR REP
>DID I DO GOOD SARGE?
>DID I DO GOOD?
*Trembles as a single tear falls
>TELL CHLOE SALPA SHEES REALLY A GUY (MALE)
>I DIDN'T FAP SARGE, I DIDN'T FAP..
>THIS IS CHADFROG, OVER AND OUT
*Froggie brain matter paints the wall
>>
>27 posters
>82 posts

it's just the same 3-4 autistic anons roleplaying
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>>39077434
wow you figured it out! ur le smartest redditor on 4chan
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>>39077449
get more asshurt you autistic larping redditor normie
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>>39075170

ROGER.

>NEET POLICE REPORTING IN. CHADS HAVE RAPED WAIFU'S AND WE ARE FACING HEAVY RESISTANCE AT THE COMFY HEADQUARTERS
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>>39077434
I personally like it when they make different military positions for /r9k/ memes.
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>>39077461
Yes, use more slang than him, that will totally prove you have more cred in this MASSIVE SHIT STORM OF A POST ABOUT NOTHING
Go to bed kid, the adults are having fun
>>
>O-OFFICER WHY ARE ALL THE UNITS NAMED BETA....over
>>
These threads make me lol every time.
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>>39076601
>SQUAD COOKIES HAVE BEEN DELIVERED PAUSE FOR LUNCH
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>>39077493
>SEND ALL UNITS TO COMFY HEADQUARTERS, WE MUST PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS
over
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>>39077365
>*unsheathes katana*
>Sorry Chad, but you can't dodge this one
>*teleports behind you*
>*slices you into a billion piece*
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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