prove that you're not a normalfag

Mr. President,

I've been posting on this board, on this website, for 9-10 years.

>>39068118
I have a girlfriend and an active sex life

>>39068144
>>39068153
not passed

NEET for 10 years

>>39068118

I've never had a gf and I'm a neet and live in my parents basement and use piss jugs I'm 25 years old

>>39068235
passed, you may now continue posting

>>39068252
passed, but piss jugs are a meme, first warning

21 yr old friendless, kissless virgin
straight
had my first sexual encounter a few months ago when I was drunk walking around town and I got sucked off by a small black man
get called a weirdo by my relatives because I'm so socially awkward
no social media, duh

I have 4 diagnosed mental illnesses that I take meds for.

Child porn laws shouldn't exist

Jobless, carless, gf-less, near friend-less, NEET FOR 3 years.

>>39068118
i have a bloody nose 24/7
i often blank out durind my daily routine
i dont want to go to a (((doc))),i'd rather die

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>>39068289

How are piss jugs a meme? It's convient as hell m8

>>39068313
not passed

>>39068317
>>39068357
>>39068401
>>39068406
passed, have a good one lads

>>39068118
I get off on putting my dick in fire ant colonies. Do i pass?

>>39068433
>manages to get off to something
i dont think so champ

>>39068118
I force myself to study hard to not end up like you guise. Although it is soulcrushing and I might just hang myself down the line. Least I wont die a failure I guess

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>mfw I passed but I have a gf

>>39068450
Don't bully. It's literally the only way I can get off. I have severe ED among a laundry list of other ailments and deformities

>>39068424
prove that you're not a normie, OP

>>39068424
>not passed
feelsgoodman, there is hope after all

The only time I had sex was with a prostitute. The ad showed a pretty cute grill, but then a 30 something year old asian woman showed up. I told her to do her work and I closed my eyes and imagined someone hot was riding me.

>>39068461
pass

fukin original shit

>>39068569

Yeah all the ads are like that.

If you want young cuties you gotta go to the parlors and not be old

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>>39068433
no.
>>39068461
not passed

>>39068513
REPEALED

>>39068569
passed

>>39068517
pic related

I can't masturbate with my hand.

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>>39068118
I didn't make this reddit tier thread

>>39068671
passed

>>39068648
not passed

>>39068118
You're just a failed normie coming here for a laugh. This isn't a zoo. We're not here for your entertainment normie scum

>>39068619
kek, OP is a normalfag
gtfo shill

I want to fuck my younger sister

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>>39068118
I'm bored as fuck so I even decided to reply in obviously bait thread.

only normies support a "strong man" populist

>>39068788
>>39068864
not passed

>>39068825
>>39068812
>>39068762
passed, you can continue posting now

>>39068118
>Mulatto so not accepted by blacks or whites
>"Talks white"
>23 year old kissless handholdless virgin
>Unaesthetic, weak, lanklet body
>Crummy "beard"
>Bad hair
>No job
>No friends
>No motivation
>No formal education before community college and after the 6th grade
>Self-imposed isolation from people who weren't family or random 4channers on 4chan from 14 to 20
>Frequent and long periods of isolation still
>Brain problems
>Often suicidal, punch legs whenever angry
>Still go to places with my mom to sort things out
>Weird tastes in everything
>Fail things often due to lack of effort
>Disappoint people who think I can do better
>Probably(>implying) narcissistic
>Waste entire days playing games, watching videos and shitposting here every week, if not for entire weeks
>Don't write a journal because it's the same thing each week
>Laziness and incompetence caused me to go over 90 credit hours for a 60 credit hour AA Comp Sci degree
>No discipline
>No confidence
>No backbone
>No hope

I'm a ponyfag

>>39068118
I've never made a single friend and especially not a gf my whole life
I've transcended past the desire for human touch and sex

>>39068619
>REPEALED
You can't do that

>>39068900
You got your GED / "equivalency" yet?

>>39068900
>>39068900
passed

>>39068917
passed, youre an inspiring example for us all

>>39068901
not passed

Almost got 136'd by the police when they found me drunk and cold in the middle of a busy road at 5AM

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>>39068965
Yeah I took the test when I was 19 and passed with a month of light studying somehow. Started community college in late 2014 at 20 and have been in ever since

>for a 2 year transfer degree

>>39068118
I've never seen a vagina desu famalam.

>>39069037
Really? Ponyfaggoty is pretty autistic. Your criteria seems biased.

>>39068619
Semi clean area, no piss jugs, no anime figurines, and no tendies. Kys normie

>>39069127
Ponyfaggotry is so 2010, all normalshitters watch ponyshit now, it's been mainstream for over 5 years now.

>>39069222
>all normalshitters watch ponyshit now
Citation needed

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I once asked a girl to come back to my dorm drunk at 100am and then panicked when I got there and asked her to play nazi zombies with me. We got to round four and then she said she better go. I'm still a virgin three years later.

The closest I've come to being hugged is my schizophrenic behavior making me hug myself

>>39069276
Man, this isn't as autistic as me. I once somehow had a girl come to my place, then we got into bed, but then we just slept and had no sex. Man, I'm such a fucking dumbass! Holy fuck!

>>39069046
thats a no for you, please leave this board now

>>39069276
>>39069198
not passed

>>39069120
>>39069304
passed

>>39069222
>it's been mainstream for over 5 years now.
on what planet?

>>39069354
Earth-2.

>>39069341
I did that too but it was at her place, I turned around and slept. She told everyone that I'm gay.

>>39068762
It pretty much is zoo

>>39068118
Autism
NEET for 5 years
5 days since I showered and brushed my teeth
A year since I cut my hair and I now look like the guy in No Country for Old Men
No interest in women
Interested in physics