>Walk into your kitchen >See this Wat do?

>>39064113
>Wat do?

Start eating her pussy and ass

Turn 360 degrees and walk aways

>>39064113
Cream her cooch.

Legally shoot her

>hide
>hope she doesn't see me

>>39064113
>get an erection
>"h-hi there i've got something you can put in your m-mouth"
>get arrested

>fart and cum at the same time
>she runs away with all my food

>>39064113
Tell her she needs to do some squats

>>39064145

This

God bless the state of Texas

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>piggy must be punished

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>>39064113
Patrol that thot for stealing from my fridge

>>39064134
this
fpbp river 1300

>>39064113
CALL THE POLICE THERE'S A THIEF IN MY HOUSE STEALING MY FOOD AND HE'S NAKED AAAAAAA

>>39064200
wow, post more like this

>>39064200
>tfw have the same hair as her and im a boy
s-should i cut it...

>>39064137
>360 degrees
spotted the retard guys let's go home now

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>>39064217
Okely Dokely

>>39064262
>he dont get the joke
damn cant wait for summer to end

>>39064291
oh my god this is so hot

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>>39064325
>joke
sure man

>>39064359
Not even the person you're talking to but "360 degrees and walk away" is old as fuck get fucked idiot. You're literally not old enough to remember people discussing the Xbox 360.

German suplex

>>39064406
shouldnt a joke be funny tho?thats what joke means

>>39064406
360 degrees and walk away makes no fucking sense. 360 degrees is looking in the same direction you're looking so saying you'd walk away doesn't work cause you'd literally walk into her

>>39064232
If it's soft and luscious like hers, keep it. If you want to go normie-mode you can tie it in a manbun.

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>>39064465
it usually get oily after 2 or 3 days so i need constant washing, plus i heard people on the streets giggling or gossiping something about my hair or that i look like a girl whenever i go to the store and they pass right by me. i'm too insecure for my own good

it must be her kitchen since i dont live in US
get drunk and pretend i never saw her

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>>39064457
>he still doesn't get it

orororoororr

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>>39064359
>>39064447
>>39064457
>mfw these posters aren't even trolling

browsing 4chan is like reading fucking youtube comments now, where are we supposed to go?

>>39064707
Kids never heard of moonwalk.
Time to kill myself desu.

>>39064113
Suck his dick originally

>>39064113
anymore pics?
orefono

>>39064457
ARE U SERIOUS?

I wonder why the hell my wife's sister is naked in my house and leave the room without announcing my presence

>>39064113
>I clear my throat and ask them "Why does my kitchen look like it belongs in a sitcom?"

>>39064966
*audience titters*

>>39064113
wonder why I have two fridges in my house

>>39064113
I dont have a kitchen

>>39064113
"Hi mom, how was your day?"
We're nudists, you see.

>>39064465
>If you want to go normie-mode you can tie it in a manbun.
manbun is no normie nigger, I do it simply because I dont want my hair to get in my face

>>39064113
Jabba the Slut

>>39064137
We get it. Xbox 360, moonwalk, etc. This meme was never funny. Stop posting it in every damn thread.

>>39064113
Tell that fatass she better be grabbing a carrot.

Probably grab my sling shot and shoot a conker seed into it.

>>39064113
ask him why he's naked

>who are you?

And depending on her response I'd call the police.

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>>39064134
What if she farts though?