>Cousin confiscated the cum contraption Am I completely

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>dad denied me of my derogatory dildo designs

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>son sunk the sebum siphon

Well, its been nice knowing you lads

>dad found the trap porn
:D lol that was awkard looks like no internet for a week bye guys

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>>39062842
>Uncle erected the ejaculate excavator.
I'm in for it now.

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>daughter's dog uncovered the cum powered typhoon

its time boys

>son sounded the surplus semen
why

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>>39062842
>mother found the cum homunculus

anions i was so close to a completed experiment, what am i meant to do now?

>dad discovered the diaper depository
At least he just thinks I have a bed wetting problem...

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>mom found the pube and ass hair corner in my room

mfw this actually happened

>rabbi unraveled the rube goldberg machine

there is subterfuge afoot

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>>39063541
>no greentext

you literal nigger

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>dad used the interdimensional dildo

we are in some trouble now anyons

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>>39063690
>Dad withdrew through the dildo loophole
Yeah no kidding

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>>39063578
>My bed is in the corner of my room
>When I'm in bed in the evening, I would always pull out my ass hair and pubes and throw it behind the corner of my bed
>Do this for many months
>Pubes stack up between bed and wall, in corner of my room
>Never really checked how much I pilled up there, because I couldn't see it (too dark)
>One day go visit a friend
>Come home and find out that mom cleaned my room
>She also cleaned behind my bed, my asshair and pubes collection was gone
>"Anon, what the fuck is that pile of hair behind your bed?"
>"I-It's... I-It's my armpit hair. I sometimes pull it out"
>Saying that it was my armpit hair is less worse than pubes and asshair
>"Let me see your armpits"
>Fuck
>She clearly could see it wasn't from my armpit hair, but she decided to "just go with it" because she could see right through me
JUST

>>39063732
Kek.
You must have been sweating your balls off during that.

>>39064515
Yes I remember it as if it happened yesterday. I wanted to die there and then.

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>step-mom milked the molecular memetics mechanisms

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>aunty annexed the anal abattoir

Lads I was so damn close

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>Partner found the penis pounder
considering running away

Bumping this magnificent thread..
Please post more

>cousin came across the confined catablepon

>great grandfather in law popped the discharge storage balloon

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>dad walked in while I was fapping to anime tiddies
>he looked embarassed, said "aha" and left the room
>it happened over a year ago
>he hasn't entered my room since

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>Son unearthed the Semen Surplus

>nephew notice the nonce noose

how fucked am I?

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>>39062842
>Mummy found the prolapse prowler

>wife withdrew the willy widener

killing myself right now

>>39063732
>Mom found the armpit hair caverns
It's all fucking over

>dad desecrated the dick dirt dwelling

it's am the most baddest for these little dwellings

>brother besieged the boipussy bordello

all hope is lost

>dad delved down into the dickgirl dungeon

FUUUUCKKK

What the fuck is wrong with you people you disgusting fucks jesus christ

>>39069717
>>39064515
I forgot to mention this. Mom cleaned it up with the vacuum cleaner.
Fuck I cringe when I think about this.

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>father found the fetus fornication fortress

Should i just off myself now?