How can some of you people have jobs? Doing service for others

>reads this thread
>quits job
>can't pay bills
>goes homelss

"at least i'm not a hooker anymore"

Let me know how high school goes bobby

>>39061629
Yea i grow my money on trees, i live off the land im going my own way

>>39061629

Need money.

I fucking hate it. Hookers have it better.

I'm trying out for an apprenticeship in a few weeks. If I get it, it's four more years of being a whore, but at the end of it I'll be able to work for myself. At least the money I make then is for me.

>>39061650
>can't pay bills
Look at this loser whose parents don't even support him

>>39061675
>he cant even support himself

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>>39061650
>>39061666
>>39061669
sucks to be you guys, my dad is going to leave me with riches when he's gone

>mfw 26 NEET
>no life whatsoever
>its like ive been in a coma for the past 4 years
>watch youtube all day, play shitty games all day
>be 3 days ago
>got hired as a package delivery boy
>tell all my friends
>fired the next day because i "almost hit another parked truck" while driving reverse
>almost
>still fucking fired anyways
fuck life
will be taking any advice from OP on how to make money

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>>39061629
>tfw majority of western jobs are tertiary (service) now

Just kill me, boomers ruined everything

>>39061703
so when I'm gone just carry on, don't mourn rejoice everytime you hear the sound of my voice

>>39061703
share the wealth blanketfrog, im busting my ass for years, ill be your friend as an exchange

>>39061703

Right, so is mine.

But I gotta eat until then.

I feel terminally bored if I don't work at least part-time.

I'm at work right now. I fell off my bicycle on my way to work.
Now calf is all fucked up.

>>39061733
>he's not living with his parents
your own fault, I play vidya 12 hours a day and eat delicious food, nobody seems to care cuz they know I'm retarded sperg lord with no future, they work their asses off all day while I do nothing

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>>39061629
>tfw applying for jobs for 9 months now
>literally nobody wants to hire me

Hookers get paid way more than I do and probably enjoy it much more.

>>39061783
It's a calling to entrepreneurship! The world is your cashbucket, just make or do one one thing which people like.

>>39061705
Well your resume is going to permanently sullied so congrats with that, try seasonal stuff in your local area, most of my jobs were forestry and dairy up until I was around 24.

>>39061783
>t. applied for 5 white collar jobs

>>39061629
Because the pleasure I will receive spending that $80 I earn is worth far more than the hour I would spend alternately masturbating and shitposting.

>Doing service for others is an absolute waste of life.
So is 4chan
>You're not improving yourself in any way
Yet you're still here.

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>>39061804
>>39061825
>tfw finished high school, went to college and did the whole thing, got 2+years of experience in internships
>yet nobody wants to hire me, have more than 200 mails outgoing in my mailbox
i think its something about my skincolor at this point tb h
all my white classmates from back then all have steady jobs now
i live in yurop btw

>>39061826
I get better in Rocket League every day so...

>>39061836
are you a muslim looking character?

>>39061709
And because of it, our economy is doomed to stagnate. You will eventually run out of wealth if you aren't producing it anymore, the money services are paid for is what is leftover from the time when Americans actually produced value

>>39061836
Nigger your applying for the wrong shit, apply for blue collar jobs fucking anywhere on the planet. Hell my dads a warehouse manager in Australia at the moment, they have abbos running combines and forklifts thats how desperate they are, and all of this in supposedly "job shortage Australia", and im making $800 a week relief milking while I wait to get into the army.
Jobs are easy, youre not looking in the right places.

>>39061864
But thats where the scary boogeyman automation comes in, itll be cheaper to produce shit in america seeing as you dont have to pay as many workers and for shipping shit across the planet.

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>>39061849
y-yes
>grandparents moved to yurop lots of years ago
>tfw born here and don't know the language where my grandparents were born so even if i went back, i cant even speak with them so getting a job is out of the question
>>39061877
why did i even go to college for... but ok what kind of blue collar job are comfy to work at? i dont wanna do construction

>>39061771

They threw me out when I was 17.

'Cause I spent the previous two years being a pot head NEET and slightly aggressive and angry.

I agree. I work as a cashier, and I feel absolutely drained after a day of work. There's something about the repetitive nature of it that just sucks the life out of you.

>>39061901
>college
Wow you really are retarded, anyways I only have experience in
>Dairy
>Dry stock
>Forestry (planting and felling)
>Driving combines
All of these have been pretty comfy, so long as youre content with a lower middleclass lifestlye. The lower your needs the less hours are more comfiness.

>>39061629
It's sorta the only way to get money.

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>>39061970
But bro, we can just print more money.

I would gladly have a shit as fuck job that pays 1000 euro's a month.
I just want to get enough money together so that I can leave Europe for a year or 2.
But I just can't deal with being the newfag, being that guy that has to ask for a favor because of the gap on my resume etc etc.

ITT: Neets who cant comprehend any jobs outside of a supermarket or mcdonalds

>>39061979
How topical!

>>39061629
>How can some of you people have jobs?

Wow some people don't have the luxury of living at home with mommy and daddy. Grow up faggot.

>>39061929
>Dairy
>Comfy
FUck man. My gf spent a month on placement at a dairy farm and it sounded like hell.
Up at 4am directing dumbass cows into the milking sheds
Shoveling shit on 40C days covered in flies
Evenings spent shoulder deep in screaming cows helping the dumbfucks give birth.

Only two parts which sounded comfy were when she got to bottlefeed the sick calves and when the old farmer played his saxophone and all the cows came up from the paddock to listen.

>>39061925
>parents throwing you out of the house
I don't get how does that happen, is it only a thing in burgerland? They are OK their child being homeless and starving or freezing to death? I can't imagine that happening here unless you already have a job.

>>39061703
so ur dad was a whore/hooker for money?

>>39062045
>gf
Theres your problem, dairys not so bad, shes just a pussy. Much better then straining your brain behind a desk all day.

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>>39062080
well he worked his ass off in the farm and it's all for the sake of my well being, I feel very grateful but this sort of work is not my thing so I'll pass on joining him

>>39062045
Also she doesnt know what shes talking about, doing the calfs is objectively the worst part about dairy, sure theyre cute but theyre little cunts who take up 3 hours of your time a day and they cover you in shit and tear up the paddocks. Much rather be in the shed then feeding those cunts.

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>>39061629
Because working a shit job is usually what motivates people to do better for themselves so they never have to work those shit jobs again.

Then you have people that don't know any better, and work at fast food joints for 30 years.

>>39062111
>Life gave you a lottery ticket
>Too much of a pussy to cash it in
God I kids these days (you know the ones that are 3 years younger then me).

>>39062117
this desu, I tried to find a job and after working for about two weeks for 2.50 euros an hour I gave up because I realized it was completely retarded
currently learning programming which seems like a much better choice

>>39062069

I'm Australian.

Basically;

>Be really healthy, popular, semi-emo chad in at 15
>Move from my countries equivalent of North Dakota to my countries equivalent of downtown L.A.
>Instant outcast and lonely in my second final year of high school
>Don't get bullied, just ignored
>Everyone is either rich or ghetto, don't fit in with anyone
>Start eating lunch alone in the library
>Start going home for lunch
>Stop going back to school
>Eventually just go sit in a park until my mother leaves for work and then go home
>Eventually parents get letter
>Parents try and send me to an alternative school, but don't have the money and by that stage I'm too far gone
>Become complete NEET
>Get a part time job eventually at McDonald's
>Spend all my time on the internet, smoking weed
>Start fighting with my parents over nothing, stupid stuff
>Eventually escalates to the sort of "I'm gonna stab you to death when you're asleep!" arguments, again, over basically nothing (where is the remote anon? why are you masturbating all day anon instead of doing something with your life anon?)
>Start sleeping at my drug dealers house frequently
>One weekend come home, and all my stuff is packed up
>Dad tells me I'm not welcome there anymore
>Tell him he can't because I'm only 17, and the new city/suburb he's moved us to has rents that are literally like 300 dollars for a room and I earn about 250 dollar a week
>He says he doesn't care, I'm a loser and I'm dragging the family down
>Stay with my drug dealer for a bit
>Get a full time job stacking shelves at night
>Move into a room with two other former, poverty stricken underage NEETS in a junkie flop house
>Struggle street ever since
>Moved back in with my parents when I was 30 for about 6 months when I was between places

Sucks man, but that's Boomer White Parents for you. So jealous of the Asian kids I grew up with.

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>>39062157
>I'm gonna stab you to death when you're asleep!
>White people

>>39062127
>Life gave you a lottery ticket
>cash it in
How did you came up with this retarded shit? Stick your advises and shit up your ass, it doesn't work that way.

>>39061629
It's all I've got. It sucks but it's all I've got.

>>39062229

Yeah. I didn't really mean, but in retrospect I realized that would have made my dad's sleep pattern kind of stressful.

>>39062157
But all of that shit was your own fault you retard.

>>39062112
Eh, it was one of the farm placements in the middle of her vet degree. No surprises that someone studying vet would consider getting covered in shit a small price to pay for a chance to go googly-eyed over some animal.

>>39062157
Out of curiosity ... what's Australia's ND and LA?
Darwin to where in Sydney?

>>39061703
Better stay on their good side, mine went out of their way to disinherit me because, and I quote, "Losers deserve nothing and get nothing".

>>39061629
Oh sure, I'll just quit my job, then all my problems will be solved, my rent, my food, my water, my electric, my gas, my internet, my council tax, my phone, all those bills, poof, just taken care of forever

Unlike you not all of use has parents to hold their hand for them, we have to work to survive, I'm not stupid enough to get on the neetbux and if I don't work I will be homeless, it's a small price to pay to be able to live in a warm house with food and internet

>>39062534

Nah, Tasmania to Sydney.

I figure Darwin would be like Anchorage/Alaska.

QLD would be Florida/Texas

West Oz would be central mid west, Adelaide would be Utah, Tasmania North Central.

>>39062523
Oh god shes one of them, I did relief milking one season at a farm where they do the uni research, nothing but a bunch of asians and college girls saying how cute the animals were while I was screaming for help pinned underneath a tractor implement.

>>39062271

I didn't say it wasn't.

Although I didn't have a choice in my family moving or not being able to afford sending me to a non-ghetto, white school (they spent all the tuition money they had on my sister)

>>39062581
Whats New Zealand do you reckon?

>>39061629
Because if I didn't work I'd starve and be homeless.

>implying you can't get a job that pertains to your interest

You can even do it by just sitting on 4chan being a paid shitpost for shareblue.

>>39062595

Canada obviously.

>>39062581
What the fuck are you on about cunt?

>>39062710
I dont want them, pick another one.

>>39062157
you don't happen to work at a coles do you...?

inbetween the hours of 2am-6am?

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>my parents kicked me out
>I have no job
I am living in a mental hospital right now but soon they will kick me out and then I am homeless

>>39062855
even being homeless in this day and age aint so bad.

>>39061629
>literally a cripple but also a antisocial idiot with ocd
>have no practical skills
>every job requires either lifting, standing and bending
>cant walk without cane
>cant lift more than 10 lbs
>die

>>39061650
Your fault for not having enough self respect to have a better plan to follow.
Start a business, at least you're working straight for your own benefit.

>>39061629
I don't have anything better to do. With a job at least I earn money

>>39062704
all jobs are boring and shallow, it's got nothing to do with your interest

people who earn living by enjoying what they do are gifted people, majority of people won't be successful athletes or singers or whatever

>>39061629
What if my job involves constant self-improving in the form of investigation/capacitation?

>>39062958
>Start a business
You need money to do that

>>39063480
>what are loans
You are just making excuses at this point becuase you are lazy

>>39063666
Banks don't just give out loans to unqualified people, you moron

>>39063705
All you have to do is present a non retarded project. Then again, that's probably too much work for the average lazy robot

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>>39061629
>You're not improving yourself in any way
>t. NEET
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know NEETs were known for their massive gains. My mistake.

>>39063741
>All you have to do is present a non retarded project.
You are completely ignorant of how the world works

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>>39063741
>Just godda go in there, and give them a firm handshake