That Kid thread

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>that kid who tries to talk to the girls in class when they are clearly ignoring him, and yet he keeps trying

>>39055090
fuck me. i have that kind of ears

goddamn my jewish genes

>that kid who tried weed at a party, freaked the fuck out and called the cops on himself, busted everyone there

>>39056553
That's 100% an Anglo gene.

I also have a huge nose

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>>39056564
>tfw anglo but dodged all the shitty french/irish genetics

>>39055090
>that kid with the 9 inch cock

>that kid who did a back flip, screamed "SURPRISE COCKSUCKERS", and tried to staple the teacher to the wall

>that kid who miscarried in school

>>39055090
>that kid who had monkey ears
fuck me, that would be me

>>39055090
>that kid who had a head full of grey hair at 16

>that autistic kid who walked out of the bathroom with his dick sticking out of his pants

>that kid who used to be a weeaboo robot but ended up becoming a party animal and a chad

>>39055090
>that kid who doesn't share all his that other kid stories because that other kid likely roams 4chan to this day

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>that kid who was a quite literally a paedophile at age 11

>asked a kindergatener if he wanted to see his penis in the bathroom of a church
>had dreams of doing "butt stuff" with the mentally challenged kid in 5th grade
>tried to seduce a 6th grader with porn to bring him back to his house
>spontaneously jerked off to really dark stuff until he turned 18.

>finally came out as sexually abused to a therapist but still hid the overall sexual attraction
>unfortunately starting to fall for the trap meme

sigh. Sorry just wanted to vent. Felt good the first time.

>that kid who cried softly in class

>that kid who doesn' have that kid stories because that kid went to an alright school

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>that kid everyone feared due to his size and strength but was actually chill af

>that smelly spic kid

>that kid who graduated never knowing whether or not most of his peers were just chill or if they thought he was retarded and were just being polite

>>39058201
>alright school
fuk off normalshit, it's a matter of perspective

>>39058111
>that kid with separation anxiety

>>39058315
When I say alright school I don't mean private school or anything. I was in public education yet somehow nothing particularly interesting happened. Supposedly the school reflected the "normal" public school experience just a year or two after my class graduated.

Bump it. Push it. Twist it. Cock it. Pull it.

>that kid who wore pants to graduation even though she was a girl

>that mentally retarded girl that could only understand Swedish despite living here her whole life

>that black kid that insisted he was biracial with irish genes
>tfw it was me
>tfw I really do have the genes... 4th generation.

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>that kid who burned down a shed next to the school, causing the school to up their security

>that kid that had a rather sizeable cock, and would get a boner, then whip it out and wave for people to see during classes, until a history teacher saw it

>>39055090
That kid who's on the varsity football team only because he's a senior and talks the most shit even though he got 0 seconds of playing time.

that's me

>>39055090
>that kid who would hangout with the teacher at lunch because they had no friends

>that kid who couldn't read
>that kid who looked like a literal mob boss
>that kid who always left his fly down
>that kid who was in your class but only came to school for one week and got pregnant
>that kid who had a seizure in class

>fat kid playing pokemon at lunch
>black kid gets kicked out of school for dealing drugs
>weird ass kid, literally weird in every way possible
>jewish sperg that is the butt of everybody's joke
>girl who has had sex with five guys in one year even though she just moved here

>That kid who walked around with his arms behind his back like Morpheus.

>>39063134

>tfw you taught the kid who couldn't read how to read

>>39062252
the rest was history

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>those two kids who were the lowest common social denominator but still weren't friends
>that kid who did a shitload of coke and mushrooms in the middle of class
>that kid who drew on his face with a marker and told everyone it was a real tattoo
>that kid who got knocked the fuck out by the woodwork teacher
>that kid who made pornographic photoshops of a 60 year old teacher
>that kid who brought a gun to school to show everyone and had it casually confiscated and given back to him at the end of the day
>that kid who got a qt gf who was as into him as he was into her but called it off less than a month later because they realized he couldn't experience human connection

Guess which one was me.

>>39063654
The photoshopper?

>that pregnant kid whose water broke in the middle of a test
>those kids who got expelled for duct taping a teacher to the back of the school
>that kid who gave a girl cookies with razor blades in them after she rejected him
>that white kid who insisted he was half black and called everyone a nigger
>that Beaner kid who couldn't read or write or speak English and got beat up after grabbing a white girls ass, then went to juvie for serial assault when he called the cops on a false report of racial hate crimes
>that kid who sold heroin out of her locker
>that kid who got expelled for fingering a girl while she was asleep in study hall
>that kid who unironically had a mullet
>that scemo kid who is still going through her scene phase as 20
>that kid who didn't graduate high school and stayed until she was 21, blamed other students that she didn't do her work despite never showing up to class to get drunk
>that teacher who got stoned in his car during lunch break and paid students to go to McDonald's for him
>that kid who jacked it to undertale porn in class
>that kid who bragged about how he could suck his own dick
>that kid who got expelled when he came to school dressed as Eric Harris
>that religious kid who tried to get the science teacher arrested because he said Goddamn
>that kid who pretended to be an undercover KGB agent
>that British kid who got pissed if you ever asked him about England

>that kid who would launch a basketball from the other side of the court with one arm and always missed
That kid got his ass beat by Chad when the ball hit him during a basketball game. (yes, he did it while other people were playing a game)

>that kid who became a transvestite senior year
the principle had the middle school go to the gym when she gave her senior speech. Keep in mind my class had 97 kids

>>39063654
The gf one for sure

>that kid who was 300 lbs, had a nasaly voice, smelled like fucking death, and wore revealing clothing where you could literally see fat rolls poke out ~5 inches from the open parts and said he was trans

I could write a whole fucking book about this autist. Every single day, there was something this kid did.

>played minecraft in class with full volume, you could hear "tzzz BOOM" and zombie noises full fucking volume during gimp assignments
>edited five nights at freddie's shit on gimp in class
>during tests, he would do a noise a cat would make, like "no no no no" but with his mouth closed but it's still loud as fuck
>teachers would ask what's wrong with him, but eventually they just ignored him, and then they finally snapped at him to stop it
>he literally held down the 4'9" twinky gay kid and made out with him, no-one cared
>ran like naruto in gym, broke the floor planks apart from his stomps
>was caught shitting a giant puddle of liquid diarrhea in the main hallway, was finally expelled and sent to autism prison (psych ward)

That's just the surface.

>>39064046
please tell more king tard stories these are great

>that kid who would come to school for around 3 days straight and would disappear for almost weeks at a time and show up back to school without anyone questioning anything

>>39055090
>that kid who browsed r9k

>that kid who had autistic outbursts during class and threw chairs across the classroom

>That kid who had a turbocharged ass and would always have a huge fart ready to go on demand

>that kid who would always ask you for a pencil/pen and would chew on it and later give it back to you

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>that kid who was suspended on the first day of school and told other people he was sick
That was me.

>>39056553
>Supposedly only 1/8th kike (grandgrandmother)
>Huge nose and ears, greasy skin, beady eyes, visible veins on forehead and hands, balding and immediately recognize how to benefit from someone or if someone tries to benefit from you
>Amazing memory and pattern recognition with no creativity
T-thanks.

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>>39055090
>that monkey who had kid ears
did they trade ears or what
really makes you think

>That kid that sat in a corner and read manga all day instead of socializing

>>39058235
>that kid who everyone should have feared because of his strength but just bullied instead, until that kid snapped and beat someone half to death

>that kid who emailed goatse.jpg to every school email including superintendents
>his brother did the same but with a cock instead

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>>39055090
T'is me. Not for long, I have surgery scheduled this month

>that kid who stuck his dick in your trumpet
fuck you michael

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>>39063566
>the rest was history


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