How do I stop myself from losing my sperm?

>>39052782
you need to eat it after the deed

>>39052782
Stop eating fake/processed foods full of soy estrogen and preservatives.

Soy lecithin made my dick small

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>>39052782
Gahahahaha, you really trust that article? It's not our sperm, it's the women, they're just too old and they have no eggs. There is a reason sperm is sold at a cheaper price than eggs. Plus men can keep it going even after their 40s. Women can't do the same. It's the women's fault for waiting too long, not ours.

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>>39052782
what do you think im going to say, anon.

>>39052912
Clean his room?

>>39052782
Even if I was ever going to get married, I would rather kill myself than have to raise a kid, so I don't care about this at all.

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>>39052832
>stop eating things with soy in it
>stop eating things GMO'd
>stop eating things in cans
>stop eating things packaged in plastic
>stop drinking tap water
>stop drinking bottled water
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO

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>>39052921
anon.

think.

>>39052966
I didn't say all that. Just buy all your meats raw, keep a stock of spices and veggies and make all your meals from scratch.

>>39052782
>white men are becoming infertile
>according to a new study from the hewbrew university of jerusalem
hmmm

>>39052782
The joke is that in reality it's not so huge an issue unless you're an older couple, otherwise all you have to do is just have sex a bunch more to conceive which isn't a bad thing. But already they're talking about importing third world men to "help with the problem".

>>39052782
>Hebrew University of Jerusalem
lmao

>>39052832
>>39052966
>these idiots still drink milk tho
>m-muh soy!!
Every time

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>>39053019
varg please...


imomiohoriginal

>>39053270
That is a wild assumption if ever I heard one.

>>39052782
>hebrew university of jerusalem
yes goy, these are the statistics goyim!

>>39052782
first off, jews
second off, it's not hard to get pregnant so even if true, it's irrelevant
third off, just to re-enforce the second, it is so easy to get pregnant you can get pregnant through both wearing a condom and the girl being on the pill

go away

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>>39053052
>dude just be rich lol

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>>39053019
I CANT STOP

ITS FUCKING HARDER TO QUIT THEN HEROIN!

>>39053019
Stop masticating processed foods?

>>39053604
wh-what?? That's the most cost effective way to eat.

>"Most men" in areas where most white people live
>new study from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem

I'm just gonna assume this is fake for some /pol/ bait because it's just way too obvious, i'm not even going to look this up to see.

>>39053658
nevermind i looked it up

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2017/08/most-men-in-the-us-and-europe-could-be-infertile-by-2060

https://academic.oup.com/humupd/article/doi/10.1093/humupd/dmx022/4035689/Temporal-trends-in-sperm-count-a-systematic-review

kek

>>39052966

If you honestly can't figure out what to eat when you're restricted from eating processed foods then I feel bad for you. Literally every real, whole food on the planet falls outside of the restrictions you listed. Every fruit, vegetable, grain, meat, eggs, etc etc. But if your diet is so horrific that you're stunned by directions to avoid prepackaged, processed food, then I wouldn't worry about it. You're probably already damaged beyond repair.

>white guy from L O N D O N

i got my gf pregnant with one of the smallest cumloads i'd ever delivered

its more about quality than quantity

and damn am i one lazy unhealthy piece of shit, i'd expect my sperm to be fucking immobile, when i do cum its some glob of shit that sticks together, not some white running liquid gold like you see in porn

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>>39053737
>meat is pumped full of hormones
>greens sprayed with pesticides that contain BPA
Food in America is shit. The way it is grown, fed, made is awful.

>>39053813
>implying that I eat meat or non-organic produce

How do I live to be 2060?

>>39053545
So is assuming the soy causes an increase in estrogen but here you are.

>>39052897
> There is a reason sperm is sold at a cheaper price than eggs
gee, could it be because men can produce shitloads of sperms everyday with no defined limit while woman have a set amount of eggs for their entire fertile life?
do you even supply and demand m8

>>39052782
you only need 1 sperm to impregnate a woman who fucking cares

>>39053604
Cooking from scratch is cheap you absolute fucking retarded, uneducated, fat sack of shit.

Good, one pregnancy scare is enough for me. I was pretty relieved when she miscarried.

>>39052782
>The Jews have decided that white men are infertile
HMMMM I WONDER WHY????????