/britfeel/

Oioi lads what's banging tonight

>>39047369
First for kissing Tilde and tucking him in.

>>39047369
wow this is exciting.

Can we get the greggs open with a skeletal tranny serving pasties inside?

>>39047407
this is getting sad ebin

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

nth for just wanting to be loved

>it's still a paypal screwing me over episode and holding my money for no reason

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>Len has both madotsuki and saku on steam and talked to them regularly
>Madotsuki hinted at meeting someone a couple of weeks ago
>He hasn't been seen since
>Saku has also disappeared

>>39047369
your pic is not accurate, pubs are shutting down too often now becasue of the halals getting butt mad that the country they moved to has such places and they dont drink.

i wish we could go back

>>39047369
The length of roof that's 1 pixel too high is triggering me lad, fix it immediately.

>>39047424
My dubs confirms that you will find love.

>>39047369
Drop the PSD for us lad please

>>39047419

christmas #1 2009, best year of my life, bringing home the feels

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Following what I thought about last night about the relationship between physical and mental health (>>39030726), and taking into consideration the input from Crumpet, when I woke up today I decided I would devote the day to my physical health. I would go outside, ride my bike, and eat somewhat healthily. This would hit what I think are the 3 main criteria for being physically healthy:
>diet
>exercise
>sunlight

Last time I went out for a spontaneous cycle (probably about a year ago) I did it on an empty stomach and subsequently felt extremely nauseous, so this time I resolved to eat beforehand. I had peaches and pineapples in juice. Very tasty, and when a cheery song came on the radio I felt an intense high from that, seeing the sunlight outside, what I was eating, and the anticipation for going outside.

I got out my bike and prepared my music player then set off. I think I did about 5 miles in total. My journey took me through a woods and past a horse field, and I saw a few areas that I hadn't seen before. I even went as fast as I could for about 15 seconds. Had to take a 5 minute rest after that. I went past a tree that's excellent for climbing and whilst no one was around I tried to do some pull-ups. They weren't very good form and they hurt my sides, but I did 5-6. When I finished I felt an alarming spike of nausea and had to sit down.

The ride got to its climax when I stopped for a bit and thought that since I've been so adventurous today, I might as well go absolutely wild and push it to its limits. So I took my shirt off and decided to ride the rest of the way back home shirtless. I knew I could really do with the vitamin D. At first I was extremely self-conscious, and at that moment a group of 3 youths doing wheelies on their bikes went past. I was very scared they were going to taunt me but they didn't.

(Part 1 of 2)

>>39047429
>pubs are shutting down too often now becasue of the halals getting butt mad that the country they moved to has such places and they dont drink.
no

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>>39047369
This is very good lad, well done
I was going to make a thread with "Don't use nighttime OP images during the daytime" as the edition

>>39047429
Pubs aren't closing because of pakis lad, they're closing due to the popularity of chain pubs

Spoons is superior anyways

>>39047434
t-thanks for trying, anonymous

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>>39047447
I was so proud of myself, I had accomplished a lot today. I had eaten healthily, I had done exercise, and I had even found the confidence to take my shirt off in public.

Then I threw up.

It turned out the physical activity had been too strenuous. I really hoped that by eating I wouldn't feel sick, but as soon as I dismounted I felt really ill.

I have a pic of the vomit if anyone's into that kind of thing and wants to see

It was a little tempering that the day had ended like that, but I'm still overwhelmingly happy with what I've done today. I'm even more convinced that there is a very clear correlation between our physical and mental health. As awkward as it is, our mind is a prison in our body and is therefore necessarily influenced by it; mind and matter are not entirely divorced. I will try my best to keep my physical health up from now on. I have some fish in the oven right now (I haven't eaten fish in years) and I think I will benefit from the omega-3.

(Part 2 of 2)

>>39047449
you must live somewhere nice then

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>>39047447
great story lad!

>>39047431
Will do
>>39047436
Also will do sometime before the end of COMEBACK AUGUST, want to make it easy to do night versions and stuff.

>>39047463
>I have a pic of the vomit if anyone's into that kind of thing and wants to see

go on then

>>39047369
gonna be perfectly honest with you lad, i really like this image

>>39047405

I'm trying to get diabetes so I can get bennies.

>>39047467
Pubs are closing because of chains like weatherspoons and rising drink prices.

Wew, a tripfag more self-centered than tilde

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I just want to cuddle a girl lads, is that too much to ask?

>>39047457
I could always reroll, here's for you find love anon. Everyone deserves it.

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>>39047428
I'm coming for you next, Ebin.

>>39047369
>no job centre

Times are changing lads... and I don't like it

>>39047486
Wait really? Are you more likely to get diabetes if you eat like you do, over eating all that in a normal period of time without fasting?

>>39047494
get fit don't be ugly stop being fat meet drunk girl.

>>39047408
I do

Literally all the time and even right now

Pakis should be forbidden from marrying their own race
Adapt or die

did a 50 mile bike ride now my legs are out of order

>>39047494
This triggers me potentially lad because it brings back memories of when I was 15 at a party with my oneitis. We went to her bedroom to fug but I was too plastered I fell asleep and spooned with her all night. Fucking cringe at myself for that shit.

Tilde hasn't updated her blog in a few days, what gives? She even teased chest pics.

>>39047527
nah everything I said is a lie. including how much I apparently just ate haha. I'm bored sorry.

>>39047369

Funny I was just going to make a thread about 'frogs and feels' It's the only other thread on /r9k/ that even comes close to britfeel in quality

>>39047416
I'm not ebin. I've never even spoken to Tilde directly.

not much on TV lads!

>>39047449

Good for the health lad, these muzzies really are based.

I don't follow all this prisongay malarky but if I have it right, Ebin is a massive cunt and should move on. Everyone deserves to be happy even weird waifufags like Len and Saku

>>39047483
Appreciated lad

>>39047429
Only you can save comfy pubs, don't be a normie fair-weather drinker

>>39047509
Hasn't been a functioning job centre in the OP for a long time. Think it's safe to assume even the JC+ has given up in this town.

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more choccy hobnobs tonight lads

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>>39047582
Real Madrid-Barcelon is on right now, you can just stream that

>>39047582
listen to this instead lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSRhIeEFQf4

>>39047491

Smoking ban and the change in youth culture also.

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>>39047610
Also lad, if it isn't too much trouble, could you update the evening image too?

>>39047369
But isn't frog and feels tavern unrelated to britfeel? Why is it in the image? Also, requesting the addition of kettle chips.

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Celebrate New Year's in February

>>39047429
Umm

In Rochdale there's a pub next door to a mosque

Been than way over 25 years

>>39047479
not to be rude but why wait?

might have a bath lads. haven't had one for about 12 years (shower every day obviously). would it be weird having one without any bubble bath?

>>39047618
BT Sports here so I get every league except Spanish

>>39047647

I have them in buble bath sometimes in Winter just to get warm

>>39047647
as long as you have bath toys it'll be ok

>>39047659
i've been super stressed out and depressed lately so maybe the warmth will be nice

>>39047429
thats bullshit islam teaches to be accepting of other peoples culture u tit

>>39047369
slap a greggs cap on tildes waifu and add her in somewhere lad

fucking smashed it though

>>39047667
does a fidget spinner count?

>>39047622
There was a lot of talk a few months ago about redoing it to a pub and that was the name that came up in the thread? Is it related to something else?

>>39047621
Really that's not an evening image, theres different colour grades for the seasons. This is a winter image. But yeah I'd like a clear day/night image like we used to have.

>>39047638
only finished this an hour ago lad but I have stuff I need to do for the night version

>>39047704
how about we keep the most drama-causing elements of this place out of the OP

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>>39047667
>playing with my street sharks in the bath
>water breaks them

>>39047709
There's a semi frequent thread called the frog and feels tavern that occasionally gets posted on r9k. Its a good name but just wondering if we should use our own stuff.

>>39047709
it's just that people who can use the psd will be able to make their own night version

>>39047463
just dont exersize till you get sick do less exersize and more often like every day or 2 random strenuous exercise after months of none would make anyone feel sick

>>39047369
NEW OP IMAGE I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS
>>39047407
no he's mine

>>39047751
>he

get out bigot

>>39047650
Don't talk to me you filthy self-hating paki

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>>39047751
You can have her for the other 23 hours of the day but for the bedtime hour er's mine.

>>39047764
You orbit such a naff britfeeler, orbit ebin instead

>>39047764
>he doesn't know that tilde is ingto being degraded and teased
these fucking casual fans
>>39047782
(s)he will be so raw after my time with her that she will pass out on the bed. bad news for you unless you're into that kind of thing
>>39047795
reeee orbit me

Would love to butter up crumpet x

>>39047765
I don't like this guy neither the lads fucked. Hate people who can't balance both cultures, I like/hate aspects of both but the idea of being a self hating paki is just vile imo.

>>39047731
Never seen that I got the name from someone in this thread, that lad who kept sketching out pub plans. Happy to change it if someone can suggest something.

>>39047801
What assets do you have that makes you a good orbiting investment?

>>39047801
I don't intend to fuck her. Just read bedtime stories and shit like my nan did when I were a young lad and was feeling down. Gave me a sense of happiness and comfort I don't really feel anymore.

>>39047647
>shower every day (obviously)
Do you know where you are? A lot of posters here shower every week or every month

company offered to arrange a short placement for me for some time in september/october.

i haven't replied to their email in over 3 weeks.

i've fucked it haven't i lads? i don't even know why i didn't, the time just slipped past.

>>39047544
i do this 3 consecutive days + intervals during said period. then after each one you sleep, wake, eat, ride and the 'cycle' continues. no time for life anymore. also 50 is lightwork now, more like 70 odd.

Someone should do a /britfeel/ rap song

>>39047369
>no cat sitting at bar
ree

>>39047825
i'm a once a fortnight man myself, and a wagie.

>>39047824
cuuuuuute she deserves it
>>39047822
I am highly available

Ni Hao Xi, notice me! I bought a wok and am learning to cook Chow Mein just for you

Captcha: Hanyu (Chinese in Chinese)

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It's that time again lads

S I P S
I
P
S

Who /sips/?

>>39047869
Doledonkey

>>39047869
What you sippin pubes? Same as last time? You're gonn ahve to remind me I forgot.

>>39047869
nah been off it 2 nights now pubes,

Just put 1/4 of a pint of vinegar down the toilet

>>39047858
>>39047801
>>39047824
Dear god tilde orbiters are even worse than tilde himself, and that's saying something

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>>39047858
>she deserves it
agreed.

>>39047819
Yea he even talks about being an 'honourary white' because he shits on paki culture

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>>39047869
>Who /sips/?
on my second glass of Aryan blood

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>>39047869
quite liked some of his earlier minecraft content but I havn't watched him in quite some time

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>>39047369

I thought the new /britfeel/ location was supposed to be inside a pub? nice image anyway though

>>39047907
You're surprised that there's shitty people on 4chan? Especially /r9k/?

>>39047369
I'm certain that the pub was agreed to be

>The Britfeel Arms

The frog and the feels is the other thread sometimes happening in /r9k/.

Very disapointed.

>>39047917
Good to see you lad.

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>>39047879
B A W B A G

>>39047881
On the gin

>>39047891
Fannypad

>>39047846
You might be baiting but I feel filthy if I skip just one shower. Can't go more than 2 days without one. Everyone at work probably makes fun of you

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>>39047917
Hi Sophielad how's your night going?

>>39047916
>celebrating drinking white blood

kill yourself lefty cunt

>>39047907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Heybq1s79Y

>>39047945
not baiting at all. and most make fun of me due to my ineptness not my aroma

fuck's sake got sunburnt from my bike ride this morning

I wonder what shes doing right now. I wish I was with her

>>39047958
Aryans=we wuz kangz. They can get fucked.

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anyone remember riding these

>>39047844
left the milk out for it

>>39047924
Come to some sort of consensus and I'll change it. Never visit the rest of R9K so had no idea that was a thing.

>>39047917
Her body is pretty shit but that face is chiseled perfection. Look at that jaw, and that nose

Was a really nice day today lads regret not going for a walk or bike ride :(

>>39047979
I remember paying 70p for an adult fare.

>>39047944

Hey Doley!

Thread Theme Tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrnEPY2jKMg

>tfw mass adoption of trips in britfeel

Britfeel will be tripfag majority soon

>>39047977
>non white talking about we wuz kangz

lol? fuck off nigger and fuck off from 4chan

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>>39047750
Definitely, although I didn't think the cycle would be that strenuous. I was quite surprised when I threw up.

>>39047482
Here you go

Right that's it someone tell me how to get orbiters who want to cuddle me right now

>>39048014
>non white
Are you retarded? Do you even know who the people in that meme are?

>>39047979
I remember being able to hop on the back of the bus and paying the guy

>>39047981
Britfeel Arms was decided literally about 2 months ago. Some other anon was designing the interior on ms paint or something lol.

>>39047977

Their queen's loving the BBC tho.

>>39047930
y-you too friend
>>39047957
>>39047957
really good, just admiring the new op image. quite a productive day too. I'm surprised that I don't feel like complete shit given how much I drunk last night. What about you lad?
>>39047984
I have similar facial features, she looks vaugely like my mum
>he doesn't like girls that are 90% back
>>39048018
inb4 vomit off with tilde

>>39047944
now now don't be like that pubes just because you can't show restraint
>i'm off the sauce for a bit
that's what you said right pubes

>>39048010
I warned you this would happen.
But no, I was the bad guy for trying to get rid of them.
I'd say I hate to say I told you so but that would be a fat fucking lie.

>>39048044
Tildes vomit was much more impressive, crona didn't even include his hand and timestamp

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>>39048003
>he used the dole meme again

Is this the famous anonymong sense of humour I hear so much about?

>>39048023
>talks down to aryans
>n-no im white though

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going to have some tea eat some biscuit bars and take some pills and just float for a bit lads, dont know why but im feeling rather down today after feeling ok for the past 2 months

>>39048044
>What about you lad?
yeah not bad. Had a cheeky xanax and watching some tv (not dark matter)

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>>39048046
I didn't say how long for, did I?

>>39048062
>he doesnt know the Anglo v Aryan meme
fuck of newfag

>>39048058
Tilde's was nasty as fuck.

>>39048044
How bad was your hangover?

>>39048076
fuck off leftcuck and go suck some dick

>>39048059

Yes my benefit claiming chum.

>>39047981
Aw, I didn't see the milk, good lad

>>39048071
you also haven't said how you've come upon your vast wealth

>>39048048

>BritNormie was once hounded for being one of the few tripusers
>He will soon be one of the few not to habitually use it

>>39048071

Mummy lend you some money until dole day?

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>>39048092
You must hink yer a funny wee cunt

>>39048058
these fucking amateur chunderers in our thread
>>39048068
I really do need to quiz a tv buff like you at one point for shows, I'm so bored even when I'm not meant to be doing work these days.
>>39048087
almost non existent after sleeping from 2.30 to 9.30 am

>>39048091
You think a left cuck would be post Mosley and Powell? You're embarrassing yourself

>>39048010
Not as long as I post here lad

>>39048108

Ill never use a trip but i will always nobchat about /nightwalk/ because i dont do anything else with my life

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>>39048083
it had black pooey bits in it and revealed his builders hands

>>39047869
Past sips. Who snorts?

>>39048111

Remember lad you're a "customer", not a "claimant".

>>39048127
>almost non existent
Forgot you're only 20. Wait until you hit your thirties.

>>39048129
Not him, but Mosley did have some left economic nationalist policy

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>The virgin /nightwalk/
>The Chad day strut

Someone make that one

>>39048146
Christ. Thought waifuposters wanted to come across as cute.

>>39047901
For a laugh, or....?

>>39048150
past snorts. who injects

>>39048160

Plenty, he just don't like joos.

>>39047735
hes never released a psd ever so don't expect one.

>>39048160
You're just going to confuse him. He going to assume this means Mosley was a left cuck who wanted a black bull or whatever these summer /pol/tards think.

>>39048146
God. I wish I could lick those fingers

>>39048163
difference is, we like him, pubes

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>>39048163

for your info pubes, ive had sex 6 times in my life

>>39048018
Oh wow this is so cute Crumpet! Just like your avatar!

>>39048165
This was before he started pretending to be a tranny to gain orbiters

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>>39048160
Quote from Mosley
>I am and always have been a man of the left

He was also in the Labour party for some time so there's that.

>>39048146
Still don't get why people don't like her hands. I think they're nice looking.

>>39048169

It's as effective as bleach and doesn't make the house stink

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>>39048146
>two months ago
>achieved nothing since then

Sometimes it's bloody and more viscous too. Might start cataloguing it every time

>>39048174
Got me beat, lad.

Tempted to pay 8 bong to get all the Lengendaries off some dude in Pokemon lads

>>39048213
>Might start cataloguing it every time

I'll do the taste test x, will also check for consistency in my mouth

>>39048204
He also beat up Jews so it balances out

>>39048213
did your mum have a talk with you about the stains

17 more minutes until i can have my final meal of the day fuck yeah

>>39047369
this new OP image is... interesting... well done, I guess. I miss the grimey/mucky aesthetique of the old one, but I do like this one as well.
Needs D E N S I T Y

>>39048209
Oh. Fair do then. Learnt summat new.

>>39048213
let me tickle your balls lass

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>>39047369
>tfw moved to germany back in february and I'm fucking dying for a chicken pasty from greggs

i miss cadbury and mccoys crisps FUCK SAKE

>>39048157
god help me if I like that long

>>39048204

Probably supportive of benefit users like yourself then lad.

>>39048213
can you post a pic of that sign you have on your fingers? yaknow the acid damage thingy? please.

>>39048249
Trust me you don't want to. Its as shit as your twenties but with the added kick that you slowly realise the "best" years of your life are behind you now. Then you realise that the true misery starts.

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>>39048247
What part did you move to lad?

>>39048272
Berlin, pretty shit desu, being eaten alive by mosquitos

my mate got 24 (twenty four) bites last night from sitting in the garden like a suicidal maniac

>>39048229
A-are you sure lad?

>>39048232
Nope. Must be too worried about upsetting me. I really don't think I could handle it desu

>>39048241
N-no anon!

>>39048268
Maybe on my blog desu

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>>39048310
Berlin is pretty grim these days.

>>39048324
>N-no anon!
let me tickle your budding breasts then.

>>39048272
pubes caring for an anonymous poster, oh shit sorry pubes, what do you generally refer to us as.
your sincerity is like the memes from earlier in the year

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>>39047428
I've been here, you probably didn't notice though. It was me making these meme trips.

>>39048329
One of my mates is there doing some German language course, is it nice? It's a three month thing where they have lessons every day.

>>39048329
what about you, Prussian-anon-chan?

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>>39048337
What the fuck are you even on about you mong?

>>39048344
hope youre keeping your guro habit in check

>>39048363
it's forced pubes. we know the real you

What time does this filthy German usually go to bed?

>>39048344
post that pic of your little foot again

>>39048369
Of course, lad. It's been a few months since whacking off to it now.

>>39048383

Depends on whether he has to go to the jobcentre the next day.

>>39048395
you've been doing very well then, well done mate, do you still think about it or have you gotten it out of mind as well?

>>39048344
You were the guy who gave up waifuposting because of all the drama right?

How horny is /britfeel/? Do you lads wank off multiple times a day or too depressed to even do it once?

>>39048461
6-8 times a day reduced from 8-10, sometimes i even go 4-6, im getting better at cutting down

>>39048461

once for me, sometimes twice if ive had a particularly boring day

>>39048470
>6-8 times a day reduced from 8-10
Mate your dick must be deathgripped to fuck.

>>39048461
Tug it thinking of Tilde every night.

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>>39048377
kek, okay, whatever keeps you happy.

>>39048420
It's still something I think about and it still fascinates me more than it does arouse me. Having said that it's not socially acceptable at all and I know it's a morbid thought I thought be having.

>>39048461
Anywhere between one and three times a day, but sometimes six if I'm playing something lewd like Senran Kagura

>>39048461
usually just once. sometimes have a second if i am bored or especially horny.

normally only wank a lot if i am getting into a girl and i really want to fuck her.

>>39048461
The thoughts are definitely there but I struggle to go through with it. I am going to try and force myself soon though

>>39048490
yep, ive completely fucked up my dick and i cant get hard for long and even then sometimes its not properly hard, its pathetic but ive really destroyed my dick, i hate it

>>39048461
4-5 times a day, use a onahole so no worries of deathgrip

>>39048461
Usually about 4 times a day nowadays.
There have been times where I was consistantly wanking lie 8-10 times a day.

Literally forcing myself to cum with a soft dick.
Not good.

>>39048513
Does it still feel good the 4th plus time lad? Has your dick started to look smaller?

>>39048500
stay strong friend, you can battle your urges

>>39048461
Ever since I became a wagie my libido has decreased a fair amount. I usually just fap once a day now, and my erections aren't always as strong.

fucking hell. some of the bastards dont arf wank off a lot. if i wank 2-3 times a day every day it starts to feel numb

>>39048537
it feels fucking wonderful almost every time, i love fapping so much, but i also hate that i feel this way, im not sure about dick size, ive never measured my dick or anything like that and i dont look at it much

>>39047369
Just a few thoughts on OP image.

- I really like the pub. Love the hanging pictures. Do we really need to throw darts at Xi Jingpei (or w/e)? It might be considered treason or seditious to view this image in china. Not that they have access to 4chan over there. I think it would be funnier to see him having a drink there, maybe with Gondola (qt)
It's well laid-out though, altogether.

- Love the pub entrance banner with the side descriptions. Could make the entrance title a tad smaller, and the side description a tad bigger. That wood panelling looks like the indoor variety

- Like the music room. Why is Morrissey bumming retarded Pepe? Morrissey is properly (too) huge as well. Like it though (Smiths fan)

- Sexy Kev could be a bit bigger in the window. Not like the bg there is important.

- lmao the hanging sign. Why not change the angle so we can see it properly?

- eggs? lmao. Will it open later?

- that female pepe bartender lmao too much. Those drinks on the shelf appear to be miniscule.

- i like the clever allusion to women being an enigmatic (ebina-tic?) puzzle. Why is she in a barren room? Surely, it should be checkered? chequered?

- Why does wojak have anime girls plastered all around? Including the one in the adjacent window and the pub (and the picture frames in the pub) that makes a lot of waifus. I think there is too much focus on loneliness and not enough on hobbies/interests. Y u no put proper anime references? (Goku, giant robots etc.,)

- Not sure why you're leaving the roofs empty all the time.
Why not have a pigeon party?
Anything put on a roof automatically becomes absurd/surreal: pianos, anime girls, morrisey, anyone or anything, really.
I would like to see it more "jam packed" with details

- In the call centre, what is in the bottom of the desk? Looks like a file folder? You could add subtle details there I suppose. Not sure about the perspective, or the tellies. Looks like a stock market trading floor.

>>39048553
>once in the morning
>once after work
>once late evening
>once early morning

It's pretty easy to wank 3-4 times a day

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>>39048461
One orgasm a day, sometimes I don't bother though. I edge a boatload which is a problem, didn't get to sleep until 1am on Friday night despite planning to at 11pm.

>>39048537
Not him.
But I wank excessivley.
My dick is smaller.
It's bent when it wasn't originally.
I can't maintain erections for very long. Too used to cumming quick or cumming soft.

>>39048071
You could prove you're a richfag just by taking a photo of the bottle of gin you are drinking. But you won't, because it's cheap gin and you are a poor scottish council estate nigger and we all know it, Poorfag Pubes.

Really want to probe keith flint's boi cloaca lads

>>39047369
why not have an absolutely giant mummy may peering over the top of the rooves like a malevolent ogre?
Her eyes could be glowing red

>>39048649
To be honest I can't believe he's still posting here. He gets exposed as a liar time and time again, then tries to come back and post as if it never happened.

>>39048588
its not a case of fitting it into your schedule, its the point that it probably feel shite.

>>39048638
mine curves off to the left now wheras it was straight before. i'm down to 2 a day now but used to wank 5-6 times daily. everytime i went for a spliff i had a wank when i got back inside

Drinking Tesco own brand white rum.
Any 2x 35cl tesco bottles for tenner
I got rum and brandy.
Breddy Gud if you ask me.

>>39048461
Once every few days now from doing it once a day. I've never done it more than twice in a day, don't know how people can wank 5 times in a day

>>39048655
don't do it pigeon mummy

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>>39048461
>wanking too much
help

>>39048688
All my wanks feel amazing lad, the only time they dont is if I wank 2 times in an hour or two

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I watched EoE with my sister.

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Going to minecraft tescos lads. Anyone want anything?

I think this could be added into OP image somehow.

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>>39048655
>Really want to probe keith flint's boi cloaca
*blacks your path*

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Made a meme lads

>>39048749
>Anyone want anything?
Batenburg

>>39048728
you must have good genes or something lad. jammy bastard

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>>39048649
>>39048681
Stay salty you wee poofs

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like the new OP image lads.
Still shite, much like britfeel, but still. Nice.

I-is there something wrong with my dick lads? How on earth do you people wank 4+ times a day??

If I wank and then get another erection ages later my dick actually hurts, it feel sore

>>39048579
>Do we really need to throw darts at Xi Jingpei (or w/e)?

Fucking hell I just noticed this travesty

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>>39048753
lmao this image. y bitches gotta b salty tho??

>>39048781
We're not salty mate, we're laughing at a sad liar. Enjoy your richmonds and your aldi gin.

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>>39048797
I know, how terrible!
t. fellow British NEET

>>39048730
Really? I usually just watch your sister.
>>39048753
OC galore today

Listening to that Lil Peep album. How come his music just sounds like Brand New or Thrice but with a trap beat?

>>39048781
mate, but, who are ya? who are ya?
and why you snobbing up my britfeels?
just be like the rest of us lower class scum and stop pretending you're anything special, and if you are, shut up and hide it.
we're all common as muck here mate.

Lads Dream Market is kill what do I use now?

>>39048750

I would rather like to lick the cream off her cookie.

>School friend died almost 4 years ago
>His facebook profile is still up

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>>39048803
>coping this hard

You're making an arse of yourself lad.

>>39048851
>Brand New or Thrice

i dont know who these are but i do like some lil peep songs. he is quite a shit artist but i can vibe to his songs and they are catchy. he seems like a chill guy too

>>39048876
when you gonna get drunk and sad and play some streets for us pubes.

>>39048876

Wise up you wine addled alkie.

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>>39048861
>s-stop being a richfag
>p-please be a poorfag like the rest of us

I'm fucking HOWLING lads tbqh

>>39048753

Howling at this comic lads

guys. been drinking since last night. arsehole hurts and i can't shit.
send help.

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reminder lads

>>39048881
2000s American emo/post-hardcore bands. He music is alright but he's really cribbing from these guys.

>>39048753
this is fucking brilliant lad
someone post the doodle from the other night too

>>39048904

How's the frosty jack, richfag?

>>39048851
>>39048881
>brand new
>thrice
thanks for reminding me of the teenage years i could have been spending as an emo kid and fucking QT emo grill just by being part of said subculture but didnt because i was too much of a shut in and too scared to go anywhere. nice one lads

>>39048904

Not sure why you care so much about being rich when money doesn't affect you in the slightest. You could be on JSA and your life would be no different at all

>>39048863
Lad, we all saw your performance when you were questioned about your lies.

You know what making an arse of yourself is? Going on 4Chan and pretending to be rich but letting slip you're drinking cheap cider and the cheapest, shittiest fags you can buy.

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>>39048904
>stop being stuck up, no one appreciates it
>imagine walking into a pub with this act. would get the shit kicked out of you tbqh
>no one wants to hear your self important drivel
>pub banter only
>fuck off
>tbqh
>also stop posting pepes you unoriginal twat

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>>39048919
What is the best piece of britfeel OC?

>>39048929
>You could be on JSA

He obviously is on JSA. He's done absolutely nothing to prove he's rich, and just acts shifty and suspicious when anyone asks him about it. He's the weakest liar we've ever had here.

>>39048948
>What is the best piece of britfeel OC?

Ebin's blog

>>39048753
I actually like Ebin but this is hilarious. Good work lad

>>39048932
You sure you meant to reply to me?

>>39048926
I feel you. I'm putting on The Devil and God and drinking myself to sleep tonight.

>>39048962
I like ebin because he's a walking meme, so I also enjoy Ebinmemes

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>>39048948
this obvious laddy, it is classic.

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>tripfag comes into the surgery
>wants to make a cool tripcode
>want me to let them use my GPU
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

do u guiz like pantera?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYw7FPB7CE

Here lads, you're giving poor old Pubes a hard time!

>>39048985
The original geentext where he asked to switch glasses had me in stitches.

>>39048966
Ah sorry mate I meant to reply to Pubes.

In answer to your question, are you sure it's totally gone or just down for a bit? In any case, I've heard good things about TradeRoute.

>>39048914
>made front page of r/4chan
link plox?

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>>39048994
Based Shipman hates the tripfags

> work as a waiter
> don't show up for work one day
> no call, nothing
Its been 4 days now and I've missed 3 days work and they haven't even contacted me. I feel so fucking... Wasted. Does my boss hate me so much that I he isn't even mad if I just blank showing up for work?

>>39049026
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6szlv6/redditlover_gay_pride_supporter_posts_pic_of_his/#picklerick-hahafuckyouandyouradblock

One day, Ebin will insert his penis into a woman's vagina, and his semen will erupt out like lava from a volcano.

>>39049045
Good list of accounts to farm for potential britfeel posters

>>39049050
Does tildes boywomb count as a womans vagnia?

>>39049014
It's not totally down but hearing a lot of bad things (although I seem to be able to log in just fine). Might give trade a go though thanks.

>>39049043

This is how people end up dying in bed and decomposing before their bodies are found.

>>39049050
i feel sorry for any cunt on here that has not had a shag yet. i remember how insecure i felt before i lost my virginity. sex is quite over rated though tbqh

>>39049060
the one who mentioned britfeel /u/Mr_Fuckface just left year 11 and posts cancerous meme comments

>>39049043
your boss couldn't give a shit
the people called in to cover for you hate your guts

>>39048926
If it makes you feel better, its possible you would have just got rejected by the emo kids as well.

>>39049076
>sex is quite over rated though tbqh

Mediocre sex is.

Pubes has stopped posting like he always does when he's questioned about his lies. Then he comes back 20 mins later hoping people forgot he's sad enough to pretend to be rich.

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>>39048919
found it lads

>>39049099
ive had sex abar 10 times and none of them have cone close to beat a good wank. maybe its because i was not that horny when i had sex and done it more because the opportunity was there

>>39049103
Kid just wants to be loved.

>>39049087
https://www.reddit.com/r/GCSE/comments/6g7f8p/howd_yall_find_aqa_b2/
hahahaahhaahhahaah

>>39049125

Yeah, like I said before.....

>>39049129
>Average britfeel anonymong

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>>39049103
>anonymong delusions
I was away for a fag you dip

>>39049145
anon hating is becoming of you ebin

>>39049128
but he doesn't put any love out though

>>39049150

Richmond superking was it?

>>39048579
Why no JSA?
Feels pretty vital for /britfeel/

>>39049150
Does your mum not let you smoke richmonds in your bedroom?

>>39049165

Well 'e's 'ard, int 'e?

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>>39048753
>>39048914
>>39048948
Howling desu. Love britfeel OC

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>>39049129
>been almost a decade since I did my GCSEs
>there are people on /britfeel/ who just did them

I need to leave and get married or something

>>39049175
It was probably a rollie. Even Richmonds are pushing the boat out for someone as skint as he is.

>>39049200

Try thirty years.

>>39049196

im still waiting for you and ebin to join my gang tbqh

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>>39049150
>you dip

hank go back to amerifeel

>>39049200
2 decades since mine, funny how you actually think that shit matters and people tell you that shit matters

>get some girls snapchat
>not even gonna bother with it
like why would she want to see my ugly mug lmao

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Howling at how wrong anonymongs are again

>>39049196
what do you think about this one tildes
>>39049106

>>39049262

I get 84k/year in rent from a house I own on Portobello road. How does this make you feel, poorfag?

>>39049262
Funny how we're "wrong" yet you never lift a finger to prove us "wrong"...because you obviously can't.

>>39049262
im a quarter german laddy. my mums side of the family are from berlin and they thought in world war 2

>>39049215
What gang lad?

>>39049268
Looks unfinished but it has potential

>>39049282
why are you here? I would hope you'd have better ways to spend your time

>>39049262
>Claims to be rich
>Doesn't post a single picture to support it

We're obviously right you tit. Give it up.

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>>39049295
>they thought in world war 2
What were they thinking about lad?

>>39049297

What do you think will happen in autumn if Ebin hasn't made much progress by then? He keeps mentioning autumn as some sort of deadline

>>39049313
i meant fought lol. now i feel like a bad mong. i typed too fast.

>>39049308

Why wouldn't I be here? I can obviously use the money to finance luxury and hobbies but money can't buy you everything.

>>39049308

I bet rather more than that from property income and still find my way to this thread remarkably frequently.

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I had way too many pistachios yesterday and I'm paying for it dearly today. My ass is dialled up to maximum overdrive and my stomach is painfully churning as I'm BRAAAWPING like a terrible /v/ copypasta.

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Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon - come Armageddon!
Come, Armageddon! Come!

Everyday is like Sunday
Everyday is silent and grey

Hide on the promenade
Etch a postcard :
"How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here"
In the seaside town
That they forgot to bomb
Come, come, come - nuclear bomb

Trudging back over pebbles and sand
And a strange dust lands on your hands
(And on your face...)
(On your face...)
(On your face...)
(On your face...)

Everyday is like Sunday
"Win yourself a cheap tray"
Share some greased tea with me
Everyday is silent and grey

>>39049321
he'll do nothing, his deadlines for improvement and demise all end the same with no action

>>39049321
Setting unrealistic goals is one surefire way to become demotivated. No one can sort all their shit out in one month.

>>39047369
Just so you know, I made that Apu with the headphones and am a brit and the first thread I ever posted it on was a britfeel, so I'm very happy its in the image.

>>39049362

I never saw the Smiths because... On the last time they played near where I was living, on the night, at the bus stop into town..... I witnessed a murder.

>>39049308
I make good money and I come here too.

Just because you could afford to go out every night doesn't mean you want to.

I certainly wouldn't smoke Richmonds though.

>Really need something to make me feel like a winner in life
>Should I get a jo-
>Nah I'll become a trip
>I'll go for 'Preube' so I seem intellegent and educated
>I'll use the catchphrase 'anonymong' haha! It will make me even more loved than Len
>Never been a famous trip that's a jock, I'll shoehorn 'wee' into every second sentence to enhance my personality
>I'll also be super rich and live alone, the income will be fr-
>Fuck got to do my work diary

>>39049420
These are my favourite Morrissey lyrics.

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>>39047369
surprise surprise 109

ffs lads, just stubbed my fucking toe

my realistic goal in life is to work in a library

how easy is this to achieve?

>>39049436
>Never been a famous trip that's a jock

BritNormie

Anyone want to watch video together on the old cytube, I'll set up a stream if anyone is interested

>>39049470
Ah forgot about him. He's a selfhating jock who tries to avoid the subject so easy to do.

>>39049465
Librarian is famous for being the lowest paid job that also requires a masters degree. Not even joking.

You could maybe get a job as a library assistant or something though.