You can have any superpower. Which one do you choose and why?

The ability to wear something that's been pressed.

>>39046855
Shapeshifting. I could just transform into Chad or Stacy

>>39047294
You don't need superpowers to do that anon

>>39046855
to have infinite power, think Dr Manhattan

I'd be an invisible vagabond.

>>39046855
The power to make other people happy

>>39046855
Power to grant immortality, to myself or anyone, maybe one year I wont be so lonely

The power to have sex with babies with no repurcusions

Power to be able to see what other people are thinking would be godlike as an autist

>>39046855
Power to grant myself any superpower

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>>39046855
I would torrment every normalfag by delving deep into their subconscious and manifesting their deepest fears so they will never have a good nights sleep for the rest of their lives

>>39046855
The ability to kill whoever I want whenever I want however I want.

>>39048630
Ha, jokes on you, my deepest fears are also kind of kinky.

>>39046855
The power to get rid of my survival instinct to just be able to fucking get out of this already

I would be able to control probability. (The probability that I become immortal is 100%, the probability that I can be harmed is 0%, the probability that my enemies die in the next second is 100%)

The ability to fuck anyone at any time and for nothing to seem out of the ordinary. including but not limited to:
>fucking 14 yos on the bus
>fucking my younger sister in the living room with family present
>entering a middle school and fucking a female student during class
>entering my neighbour's house and fucking his qt petite blonde wife.

All for One

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>>39046855
Being able to travel through time to the past where I would be immortal and be able to just see how things were by just travelling and observing everything. It would be great to see how things were build, see human early struggle to how have different civilizations arose.

Every travel past would be to the alternate universe, so I could try stirring some things in the ancient time, like advice someone before a big event, and see how it turned out later on.

pic related
that would be me

Time travel obviously. Become mega-moneyman

>>39046855
Nothing but good luck. Ultimate superpower.

>>39049153
People like you should have no captcha.

10/10 post

>>39049193
>that massive spider on the rock right behind him
Thoroughly uncomfy.

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>>39046855
frog powers

>>39046855
Immortality so I could travel around the world without having the need to eat and accumulate much wisdom.

>>39049119
Probability doesnt exist. Everything is deterministic. You know the start state of a system -> you can calculate the outcome. Your superpower controls nothing kek

>>39046855
The ability to grant other people superpowers of my choosing.

> They might not like what I chose to give them.

I'd probably spend days wandering cities, giving people the power to taste things with different body parts.

>>39049395
Not in quantum mechanics

>>39049395
Neither do super powers retard. You get what the power does

>>39049474
Yes i get that it does nothing. Thanks for your useful input.

Absurd and limitless luck.
>things always go my way
>win lottery first try, get money to fund a wealthy lifestyle
>get accepted into the best uni
>ace exams through sheer luck
>ask oneitis out and get lucky
>find happiness
>never get badly hurt or contract an illness
Pretty much the ultimate power for a comfy lifestyle. You always get away with minimal consequences and things always go how you want them to.

>>39046855
The superpower of being able to be happy

Shapeshifting. I would spend my days as some /d/ tier abomination lurking in the shadows for more >rape

the ability to eat the brains of others for their superpower

then I kill every robot in this thread and take their power

>>39049537
My nigga, originally negro

Foresight

Literally live every possible moment in as infinite as the number of choices grow. There'd have to be a limit to how far you could see to prevent insanity

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Creating mentally controlled clones in a blink of eye. Also changing their appearance and sex.

The ability to move through the time dimension as easily as I move through space, and to shift to the timeline I would like to be in at will.

>>39046855
The ability to rape little children in the worse ways imaginable and never be stopped or caught

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>>39046855
Eternal youth, as long as it meant immortality as well. If not then I would simply choose immortality. I don't want to die some day, and having the ability to be reckless would mean ways of getting easy money. Money seems to be a barrier from a lot of things I think would bring me short and long term happiness. I've been told I don't look half bad, but I'm not confident because I don't have shit for clothes, I can't afford to go on dates, I can't drive, and I don't even have a phone. Finding love is something I romanticize, and even though knowing our bonds wouldn't last forever as they would eventually pass away, enjoying the moments shared together and learning to move on would be more than enough to satisfy me for once. Did I elaborate too much?

>>39046855
The power to make myself happy.

>>39046855
invisibility, i already know what people are thinking

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>>39048931
This is probably the only good superpower in the entire thread

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Mine would be Darkness manipulation, think The shade (Dc comics). Basically to shape and manipulate darkness and shadows by accessing a dimension of dark energy.

The ability to stop time would be pretty neat. Ignoring the scientific reasons why it wouldn't be possible to move in stopped time etc.
If i could stop it for however much i want i could steal food from supermarkets and small amounts of money from people's wallets and work a stressless part-time job to suppliment that and have a comfy life. Also the obvious acts of perversion that would be possible in stopped time are a plus.

Alternatively absurd luck like >>39049537
said

>>39046855
ability to either read minds or control people. powerful but not very dangerous inb4 pick one

>>39046855
Does eternal youth count as a superpower?
(Of course, it won't be worth much when the government notices and vivisects me.)

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>>39046855
The ability to change the probability of any situation or occurrence.
Cheating the game.

2min future sight.

Become professional fighter

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>>39046855
The ability to be good looking.

>>39046855
Would say omnipotence but guessing thats cheating.
Fire manipulation

>>39046855
Not having to do a CAPTCHA every time I respond

The ability to change someone's political leaning with just a thought...oh the pandemonium I'd cause, it'd be beautiful!
>>39051995
So your super power only cost$20?

>>39051244
Hold the phone....
Is this a Jojo reference?

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To have a IQ of 1000

>>39046855
Time manipulation.
Organilalo