prove that you're not underage

retarded thread, if i had to guess you are underaged OP

>>39044748
you passed, congratulations

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>>39044707
Hahah i fuck the real pussy and the boipussy

I didn't get carded for the first time buying beer last night. I don't have proof, but I walked out smug as hell.

>>39044707
one time I went into a smoke shop and it was kind of uncomfortable because the group of shop owners were just sitting in the corner vaping and huffing hookah smoke and pretending I didn't exist

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I want Goliath from the show Gargoyles to fuck me with his monster cock till I'm nothing more than a twitching mess filled with his thick gargoyle seed.

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>>39044707
I broke even off a scratcher.

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I've seen a girl naked irl it was pretty clutch

>>39044707
I'm a neet despite having stem degree.

>>39044707
i like fishing

>>39044707
>playing mtg with a normie
>shows me the bottom of his card box, 2007 or something
>fucking normie
>mine is so old that its faded off
>send him to the shadow realm

>>39044951
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>>39045103
passed

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>>39044993
not passed, leave my board now

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>>39044707

*(dabs on the haters)

its every day bro

>>39044707
l'm not retarded.

>>39044707
I DON'T HABEEB IT

oldblox

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>>39045536
not fuckin passed, this board is 50% underage now

>>39045551

lel umadbro

I was born in '91 and I remember how excited I was to get my first tamogotchi and original digimon.

Fuck those cunts beeping all through the night, I didn't even realise you could force them to sleep by changing the internal clock time

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>>39044707
You know i recently went to something awful? I cant believe its still up, its like a time capsule.
also
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
way back in the day there was a trick where you could type DE in the name field and SU in the options field so youd have a bi colored desu, when mot took that out i was fucking livid

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I remember seeing Batman 89 at the cinema with my dad.

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>>39045708
passed

>>39045704
passed but still is underage in his soul

>>39044707
my steam account is 5 years old
sure, some 10 year old could have created it in 2012, but what the fuck is he gonna play on there?
all the 10 year olds were playing cod on console back then

>>39044707
i was playing roblox in 2010
tfw saw the rise and decline of a lego game