>tfw no french gf frenchanons, how do I get a french gf

Why would you want that? They're nothing special.

>>39044606
Hnngg i know this feel brother
Im a burger so idk how to get one but i want one bad

>>39044606
I bet that you're that american dude from that discord server who moved to France with his dad from the US.
Start by learning to speak their language, chicks dig accents.

>>39044606
As a frenchfag I can tell you they are like your common stacie but there also a shittons of niggers

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>>39044606
idk maybe you should go to France, pussy.

>>39044819
Well they're special in that cheating is their national past-time.

>>39044819
French are the pajeets of europe

>>39045141
I doubt they do it more than other western women. Also they don't speak English OP, so if you want a French girl you'll have to learn French. Not worth it.

>>39045169
But we litteraly learn english in school

>>39045233
Attempt to. Most are shit at it and it only gets worse after they're done with school.

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>>39044606
tfw no amelie gf

You just have to be nigger. Thats it.

>>39045268
>short hair
Are you gay or something?

>>39044606
>med

yurk, non merci.

>>39045160
Believe me or not, but I take showers and I can poo in loo!

>>39044819
they speak french

women speaking french is an instant turn on

>>39046039
How is sounding like you got a dick stuck in your throat when you speak a turn on?

>>39045987
That's ponytail in that pic though she cuts her hair in the movie

>>39046065
>sounding like you got a dick stuck in your throat

Oh, a connoisseur.

>>39046009
But you
>PEE IN STREET

Not to mention the spitting. Even your women do it. It's fucking disgusting.

>>39046233
>PEE IN STREET
>spitting

But I don't do that.

>>39046233
>pee in street
Drunk hobos pissing in the subway at 2am don't count.
>spitting
Only teenage smokers spit in public.

>>39044606
Be a shitskin and move to France

>>39046250
>>39046275
But you do. I've seen it with my own eyes. Paris is the calcutta of europe

>>39046307
>Paris
>France

(originello)

>>39046307
Paris isn't representative of the rest of the country, like Los Angeles doesn't represent murica.

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>>39046065
https://youtu.be/X8CNpNUKoQA?t=1m18s

>this
>sounding like a dick stuck in your throat

no

>>39046307
Even in Paris it's not common at all.

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>>39045268
I can't get over the fact that her creepy as fuck behavior in that movie is OK just because she's a woman

They dont exist anymore there's nothing but africans in France

>>39044606

French girls are the best in Europe, having no French gf is suffering

>>39046577
I agree. Cultured, amazing accents, beautiful language. And they are all slim.

>>39046530
t. pol

oregano originalio

>>39044606
If you're a weeb (and you're not a fat neckbeard) i have good news for you. A lot of people in France are into animu and mango and it's quite easy to find a girl who like japanese stuff.

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>>39047615
I'm not a weeb, but I'm slim and physically fit.

I've seen like 2 animoes before. What animes do french people watch?

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>>39047676
Mostly normie stuff : Shounen anime adaptations (One piece, naruto, DBsuper, etc),Sword Art online, Attack on Titan, One punch man...
Older "geeks" (around 25-30 years old) watched classic stuff when they were younger: DBZ, Sailor Moon, Albator(captain Harlock, Goldorak (Mazinger Z)...

Pic related is a "manga" drew by some french guys.