/britfeel/

First for bumsex with Tilde followed by anime and cuddles.

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>>39043609
dont feed the number homosexual edition

____ for you guys are my only friends

>>39043609
Honestly right, this website has done some fucking damage to me. I have just caught myself typing out this post:
>*teleports behind you*
>*wanks you off*
>heh, nothing personnel kid

Now you cannot tell me a person who does that and thinks it is funny can ever reintegrate to normal society.

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britfeel starts getting good at around 7pm, looking forward to it lads.

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Lads don't ask how but I managed to get a picture of pubes

lads should we have a pass phrase and response incase we encounter a suspected britfeeler in person?
idk, something like 'do you know the way to dr shipman's?' followed by 'yes, take a nightwalk to east devon'

my wife is my rock. it does not matter if your rock is girl or a bloke. be with whoever makes you happy.

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>>39043661
stop calling me that ye wee bawbag
I'm off to the shops to get a packet of cigs, will probably drive the beemer there.

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Benis! Mighty benis!
Powerful tool of Lucyfer!
erect black symbol of freedom
ever seeking old mans anus!

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>>39043679
>impersonators
It's quite flattering actually.

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>>39043651
>9pm britfeel

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>*Brews own beer*

Have fun paying the taxman with your gyro

>>39043668
When does the narwhal bacon?
At midnight

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>>39043669

>tfw forever alone

pretty sure this wont be orriggy

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>>39043693
it does feel really good lad
wee anonymongs keep crying over your fame

>>39043669
>my femdom wife who likes to sissify me and cuck me

alright lad, we get it

>>39043668
I think a sneaky cheeky feel of each others nads could be the sign of kinship!

>>39043706
>forgets about it
>tries it 3 years later and gets the shits
every home brewer ever

>>39043711

alright Pubes, spent all your Bennies yet?

>>>>39043668
the only downside is if you say that to someone who isnt a britfeeler and they get weirded out by you.

>>39043668
Do you browse /britfeel/?

>>39043754

The miasma of T'autis' will already have them well weirded.

>>39043707
Just googled this because it was absurd

>reddit phrase

Of course you'd know about it

>>39043754
as if they won't be already.

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It's almost time for a sunday boner explosion. I have dvds of some fantastic shagging and squirting lads!

>it's another paypal puts money on hold for no reason and now I'm fucked episode

>>39043754
im fairly sure the average person has forgot shipman, especially a lad who seems likely to be over the age to beon britfeel. plus there has to be at least one dr shipman with a practice still right?

>>39043777
he is the biggest hypocrite ive ever encountered, its astonishing how much of a shitty person he is

>>39043777
It was a popular satire of reddit culture about 5-6 years ago

>>39043793
ebin's explosion after len revealed he used to spam reddit links to him was brilliant

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>>39043795
yes we know you told us already.

>>39043792
Yeah but he's probably in shit business just because of his name

>>39043816
Its just i'm probably getting insulted by underagers who don't remember anything past 2014/2015

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>>39043668
MiIk Cat 152

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>>39043833
please stop talking about and being reddit ebin, it isn't interesting.

>>39043775
>>39043778
if you suspect somebody of being from britfeel based on appearance alone they're going to be pretty autistic themselves

>>39043833
for all your self deprecation you seem to be unwilling to accept that other people just dont like you lad, you always have some excuse like "theyre out to get me, theyre reddit, theyre underage" etc
why

>>39043833
i have not left the house in 2 months. how do you do it ebin? i tried it yesterday and i started having a panic attack

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What are you lovely lads up to this fine sunday evening?

>>39043793
>not being able to take the banter
Yanks out

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Almost time for my boner explosion lads. Gonna have baked beans on toast first. Then I will be a-wanking and like a good 'un! Cheers lads, my boner is lusty powerful and autistic!

>>39043870

watching big bang theory, binge eating buenos, regretting wasting my teenage years, the usual

>>39043866
he's a narcissistic bully, see how he acts towards those people who read mietzsche and people who go to uni (apart from tilde)

>>39043867
he's a normie

Anyone watched the new episode of rick and morty?
It's amazing

>>39043867
Mainly go with my parents and tag on them, aside from that I just brute forced it for the last year. Sometimes I just mumble stuff to myself from my surroundings and take note of everything

>>39043866
I'm only hated during prime normie and A level hours

>>39043898
>binge eating buenos
fuck I havent had those in years. Delicious memories. How old are you now?

>>39043833
Ebin is it true Len broke up with his boyfriend?

>>39043913
Episode 4 or piggle rick xD?

>>39043899
>narcissistic bully
kek imagine actually feeling bullied by Ebin.

>>39043870
about to brave the elements and walk to shop, then back to vidya and waiting for tea.

>>39043917
t...twenty seven ;_;

>>39043916
>I'm only hated during prime normie and A level hours

i hate you all the time though, what now fuccboi

Countryfile on soon lads! I'm gonna sit with my balls out and give my pecker a good tugging over it!

>>39043931
I wouldn't tussle with ebin, the thought of those long cold fingers going around my throat as I sleep is enough of a deterrent.
Also he acts like Elliott Rodger and has already written My Twisted World 2: Electric Boogaloo

>only liked when there's like 3 other posters

wow what an accomplishment

>>39043926
no idea, I have no contact with either, you know as much as I do

>>39043948
>fuccboi
no older than 18

guys how do I get pussy

>>39043933
>brave the elements
it's still sunny here. Bad luck m8.

>>39043916
>I just mumble stuff to myself from my surroundings and take note of everything
Imagining you walk around tesco's while reciting your popping society's bubble speech lul

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>>39043953
>>39043893
>>39043780
Your posts are a bit weird lad u ok?

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>>39043870
Rereading manga and vidya most likely.

Ebin can't call anyone a redditor now he's been exposed so he's resorted to calling people underage

>>39043964
>oh shit i have no comeback to any of the things he is saying
>ill just imply hes underage

people would like you a lot more if you actually addressed some peoples complaints about you in an adult way lad. youre 24 fucking act like it

>>39043966
Follow the two rules. Also find a slag or child friend who is a virgin too. Also be drunk.

>>39043964
You calling people reddit or under age is like Pubes calling people a bawbag or anonymong, please stop it mouldy boy.

>>39043985
Its that fucking Benis poster isn't it.

>>39043609
me on teh left with teh samwich!

>>39043646
can you please please give us the context of that

>>39043967
it's bloody sunny here. loads of buggers out and about still. gutted,

>>39044013
There was a guy in the last thread complaining about everyone being gay, so I was going to reply to him with that.

>>39043966
idk but if you find out let all of us know.

>>39043933
>the elements
where are you located? its sunny here in south

>>39043870
having a shit time honestly.
havent got any friends and im losing my house

on the plus side i've got a cheesecake defrosting downstairs and i'll probably tuck into that later.

>>39044013
nothing personnel kid is a meme of some sonic fan shit. Not too sure. The real one doesn't have the wank off part, it justs says
>*teleports behind you*
>Heh. Nothing personnel kid

>>39044031
actually laughed, should have done it lad

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Clouds please appear.

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This show is a load of shit lads

>>39043998
What are these two rules you speak of?

>In tesco this afternoon, needed 10 new pound coins changed to the old ones
>roastie cunt on the till said if i wasn't bying anything she couldn't change my new coins
>told her to get her manager
>manager arrives, tell him my complaint
>manager opens the register and changes my coins

fucking road beef cunt bitch is marked now. don't mess with me cunt

>>39044065
most stephen king adaptations are

the fucking dark tower was a massive pile of wank

>be at friends 21st party
>qt girl ive know for years gets really really drunk
>"you know anon, if you'd actually tried something like 3 years ago you would have had a chance with me"

how bad have i fucked up boys? can i still salvage this?

>>39044097
>if you'd actually tried something like 3 years ago you would have had a chance with me"
wow she sounds like a bitch

>>39044073
be attractive.
don't be unattractive.
It's a meme don't worry about it. It's possible to punch above your weight as long as you aren't too autistic, or at least don't show it, and you're not too fat or too disgustingly unattractive.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Q-5-xbIS4

this video makes me feel happy

of course the lass ruins it as soon as she spots the camera

>>39044097
i dont know if she is saying you threw away your chance or saying you should try something now.

>>39044097
She's probs lying to you to play with your feeling mate. Ignore the cow.

>>39044097
dont listen to her mate
we're the only ones you need

>>39044097
Lol tell her to fuck off and have a wank. She could have made a move on you if she really wanted

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>>39043870

I have been thinking about my future.

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Might go to normiebrit and see what they're up to

>>39044097
You don't realise that even this was her making a move.

>>39044168
this.

i hate it when birds are obviously into someone and they do fuck all about it.

>>39044000
I'm in my element lad! Just made my beans and got countryfile on. watching the cows has given me a tremendous boner!

>>39044097
Wew lad, that's the worse feel in the world, happened to me in school and I still remember it.

>>39044188
And what does the future hold for Crumpet?

>>39044188
really? what about it?

>>39044124
this is exactly what i'm wondering
i don't see why she'd say it other than if she wanted me to try something now
but i guess it could have just been because she was drunk
>>39044195
i wondered that too but she was so drunk i didn't want to try and do anything at the time

Cake's in the oven lads.

Enjoying a nice warm up of Hot Choc with sterilised milk and cream on top.

It's moments like these where I can really appreciate the fact that I am not a nigger or Syrian or something.

Rule Britannia..

>>39043853

Nah, normal people avoid spergs.

>>39044265
What cake you making lad?
Also, regular hot-choc or that fancy cadbury Belgian caramel shit?

>>39044248
>but i guess it could have just been because she was drunk

drunk people dont just completely make stuff up though. she must have had them thoughts in order to express them. she might never had said them sober but i reckon she still meant it

>>39044190

Not out on the town tonight then?
I thought a wealthy chap like yourself would be entertaining.

>>39044265
>It's moments like these where I can really appreciate the fact that I am not a nigger or Syrian or something.
But you'd still be able to live in England and have that cake.

>>39044297
It's a failed sponge cake. Bastard isn't rising. Hopefully the white chocolate chunks I embedded into it will save me from a total disastor.

And no lad, I didnt even know that was a thing. Will be trying it next time :P yummy

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>>39044315
Staying off the sauce for a while tbqh lad

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>>39043870
doing some washing for my camping trip on tuesday, if I'm drunk or lmaodudeweed enough it should be pretty comfy

>>39044302
what i mean is that even if she did think it was true she might have only said because she was drunk, rather than because she wants me to make a move
it could have been her way of letting me know that ive missed my chance and to not bother trying

>>39044353
Dude Im not being ironic, can I come with you? I have a motorbike and flamethrower and Il even bring some marinated meat

>>39044033
it's sunny with a bit of wind up here in north. those are the elements I was braving, and the hordes of chavs and chavettes

>>39044315
Might get some of his bennies cancelled if he gets drug tested and outed as a smackhead alcoholic.

>>39044348

pubes lad do you vote tory? serious question

>>39044336
Yeah baking cakes is surprisingly hard, I always fuck it up but I hope yours comes out alright

And yeah they've got mint chocolate and a bunch of others, you can get like 20p sachets that are enough for one cup

Goes great with hobnobs desu

lenlad's in scarborough, might go and meet him desu lads

>>39044361
you should have asked her why she is saying it or something. why did you not try and get more out of her?

you could have at least said "what do you mean, i had my chance"

>>39044348
Don't need to drink to enjoy a 5 star restaurant lad.

Just got off the phone with Ebin's hitman. He was a little lost but I've got him in the right area now.

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>>39044386
>ever voting

>>39044393
Try to get there before 4 other lads, the hole will be too sloppy to enjoy at that stage.

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>>39044418
not old enough or do you not leave your eastern bloc?

>>39044418
>lmao why would I ever risk making a choice I'll just be a depressed twat and make fun of everyone else

>>39044396
she literally hugged me said it into my ear and walked off, i was a bit drunk and really surprised so it took me a moment to proccess what she'd said lol
then she fell asleep because she was so drunk not long after so i didnt get a chance

if i bring it up again next time i see her would that be too awkward?

>>39044368
where do you live mr britbot?

>>39044448
>if i bring it up again next time i see her would that be too awkward?

nah, just go for it lad. i would want to know if i was in your position.

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you would though wouldnt you...let be honest, you just would if you had the chance

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>>39044435
>>39044418
>he thinks we can vote this country out of the mess it's in

>>39044466
London!

Dont mute me, bitch

>>39044525
>pubes is going to save the country by shitposting on /britfeel/
>debate politics anonymously
Oh like you did on /britpol/ until they kicked you out, and how you do now on /britfeel/

>>39044467
okay i'll do it, don't know when i'll next see her but i'll give it a go
thanks for the advice man

>>39043898
>watching big bang theory
For what reason? I can't even watch that shit ironically
>MUH BAZINGA

>>39044558
I dont really know if im honest, i used to enjoy watching it, then i watched it so much i got bored of it, now its just routine i suppose

>>39044054
thanks lad. was sunny a min ago. now make it rain and i'll love ya forever

which stalker game should i torrent? i mean which is the best version, ill probably be playing vanilla since i cant be arsed with mods and im not sure which one to get

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>>39044551
>until they kicked you out
Bogus.

>>39044525
no joke pubes, the PLC crest on that voting box is the funniest thing you've done

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>>39044639
>b-b-b-bogus

>>39044635
they're on g2a pretty cheap but if you're hellbent on torrenting

Shadow of Chernobyl is good

>>39044635
Doom 3 was terrifying the last time I played it...Shiit I need to get back into dat sheit.

Ebin show us your bike?

>ask my manager for a reference for a flat im trying to move into a few days ago
>tell her my email so she can send it and she says she'll do it the next day
>forgets to do it
>does it today and says she sent it
>no email recieved

Tried talk to her on Facebook too but it's a private account and I'm pretty sure she hasn't been on it since 2015.
Do I have to watch her send it to me so I can finally get a stable home?

Ebin get on your bike and fuck off

>>39044680
Her punctuality must be shit. How the fuck did this cunt get manager?

>>39044429
Nah pretty sure Len is a giver not a receiver. Fucking chad

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>>39044657
It's yet another fabrication which has been plucked out of the air.

>>39044448
>said it into my ear
Is there anything hotter than a girl whishpering in your ear? Doesn't even matter what they're saying, gives me a stiffy every time

>>39044750
excuse me are you in the right place Mr Chad?

>>39044741
>f to m trans
>on ESA
>got kicked out of brit /pol/
>pretends to be rich

xoxo

>>39044763
I'm a KHV. It was never sexual I've just had two girls whisper in my ear and it made me diamonds

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>>39044766
The lies you little twerps tell yourselves.

Howling.

Struggling not to message my oneitis lads

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>>39043609
>nighttime OP image
>when it's broad daylight

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Alright lads, which one do you choose?

Did you work out today anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZe84Ut96Bg

Night at the museum 3 is on channel 4 in 10 minutes lads
>cosyfeels.jpg

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Do you lads think it sounds pretentious to put poet on my CV? I showed my dad some of my Bemis poems and he called them 'truly shocking'. I think that's a good sign. i was going to send some in to the local paper but my pops reckons they are 'lewd and more than a little disturbing'. I think I'll send a couple in. the media are pretty liberal these days, right lads?

>>39044843
I'll take the one on the left because I'm not a homosexual like Ebin.

>>39044795
i know that feel. i haven't spoken to her in a few weeks but it's so difficult. i know she doesn't like me or care about me but i just want to talk to her. we can get through this anon.

>>39044843
left u fukin faggot

>>39044843
for what specific purpose?

>>39044849
I was supposed to do some stretches but I got distracted by chores and shitposting :( Might go later tonight

>>39044785

Must be shite being caught out Pubes.

>>39044857
uhhh put them here mate we'll judge them proper.

>>39044525
>Hurr kill the rich people
Poorfag pubes at it again

>>39044882
At least do some push ups lad COME ON GET BIG

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>>39044843

Banana bread and a pat on the head.

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>>39044886
I wouldn't know, wee man.

>>39044843
left lubbly camel foot!

>>39044733
Chads end up with hot women, not an overweight male robot desu.

these microwave cumberland pies from sainsburys are pretty delicious

>tfw penis too big to be feminine

>>39044785
its alright lad. nothing to be ashamed about. just be yourself.

>>39044914

Give it up you doley fuck.

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>>39044611
Windy rain in the next hour.

>>39044908
Nah I did my muscle training yesterday, today is my stretching day

What are you gonna train tday?

>>39044891
Benis! Mighty Bennis!
Lusty, throbbing, proud, ebony.
Seek not the treasured camel-toe labia
Be proud! Stand erect!
In old man's anus!

That's probably my best one but I have many more!

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>>39044946
Chill out little guy, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>39044935
Stop being beta then lad. Men are meant to be dominant.

>>39043668

I met a britfeelers from 2015 IRL and he wasn't aware of 'shipposting'

>>39043757
this is what I actually used

>>39044978
Why are you smugposting pube? You're a depressed lonely mess late at night in the thread.

>>39044849
Yes Rich I hit legs/shoulders in your honour. Hope you make it lad god bless

>>39044933
I like to dip their garlic bread in mine..
do it in oven next time adds a nice bit of crunch to mash

Counrtryfile about to finish lads! I've been a wanking for almost an hour

>>39043870

Just been helping my dad trying to get the van started, but to no avail. Just gonna make some waffle butties now

>>39045020
>adds a nice bit of crunch to mash

hnnng, sounds amazing, will do, thanks for the tip

>>39044946
pubes isn't actually on the dole, he only posts outside of standard wageslave hours, he's a standard minimum wage shelf stacking drone i imagine

>>39044935
How big lad? Just need someone with a few inches over it.

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>>39045000
Cool it with the slander lad. It's almost like you're projecting or something.

>>39043870
Working/losing the will to live.
You?

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>>39045053
>implying I'm a wagie

>>39045090
lad, if you're not a wagie or on benefits then how else do you get money, you an investor or got some sort of trade?

Fake or true programme on bbc1 lads! Fiona bruce could have it from me.right up the fanny o yes sir!

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>>39045078
>Slander
10 seconds in the archive proves otherwise. Hopefully you get a job soon mate.

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>>39045109
No he's a liar

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>Please provide a list of at least 5 additional skills you have that will help our recruiters - and help you stand out from the crowd

>>39045132
>a pungent, sickly sweet mould aroma

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>>39045109
I can't believe it.

You are the first anonymong to get anywhere even remotely close to the truth.

Pat yourself on the back wee man, you deserve it.

>>39045132

The ability to be an insuffrable cunt but still have loads of people like you

>>39045132
>mouldy
>smelly
>obsessive
>homosexual
>huge garbage scooping hands

>>39045132
just chat some shite about hobbies that make you sound interesting and useful. obviously make them up.

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>>39045120
I'm sorry but what exactly is this supposed to show?

>>39045132
poet
can masturbate furiously
can give good vagee head
can watch almost 24 hours of tv a day
compulsive porn consumer

>>39045132

>creative writer
>immune to bad smells
>do a brilliant impression of stephen hawking
>/britfeel/ famous
>can ride a bike

>>39045132

Have you heard of this chap?

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_Ribsskog

>>39045132
8 inch penis, 6 figure bank account, have pilots licence can talk to the animals owns own car
you're welcome

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>>39045132

The single best author the world has ever seen since May 2014

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Anywho, I'm popping out for a few.

See you in a few hours.

>>39045242

pubes leccy meter just ran out lol

I will write a Bennis poem on any subject fags!

>>39045132
>creative writer
>own a car
>philosopher
>fitness enthusiast
>friends with a tranny

>>39045217
*teleports a door in front of you
*nothing personal kid

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>>39045155
So tsundere
"i-its not like I like you or anything ebin-kun tee her xoxo"

>>39045276

>He is obsessed with the fact that Elliot didn't kill anyone in the soroity

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>it's a musical episode

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>>39043870
Just woke up. May force myself to do something to salvage the evening. Tekken maybe, I might try learning Xiaoyu

>>39045132
>microorganism cultivation
>upsetting redditors
>can wrap fingers around willy twice
>getting (you)s
>winning the hearts of bulimic trannieshaha

>>39045313
Why does this shit exist, its never funny its never good

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>>39045320
>>can wrap fingers around willy twice
thats a cracker that lad

>>39045320

Ebin wants to be in a relationship with you, he's just too anxious about it.

I know he said he doesn't want to meet up and keep it online, but if you Unilaterally book a short holiday in Filey he won't pass up the opportunity to meet you

>>39045132
I've told you all before, and I'll tell you all again: if you're going for some entry level wage slave job, as a recruiter all I am looking for is a) turned up on time b) looked relatively smart c) could talk in full sentences d) didn't shit him/herself

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>>39045313
>it is a musical episode

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>>39045352
>could talk in full sentences
uh oh

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>>39045333
I dont know. I probably shouldnt be watching shows for middle aged women who enjoy seeing curses broken with the power of song

>>39045313
I thought Buffy's and scrubs musical episode were alright

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>>39045352
>>39045352
what about the ability to wank furiously in the bogs on company time?

>>39045281
C'mon mate it's a funny situation
>I'm going to go to a sorority and kill all the stacies
>wait they won't let me in
>guess I'll just leave

Want to have a wank but there are people in hot air balloons outside of the window...

>>39045407
surprised he could get back in his car desu

>>39045320
I find it really bizarre that you need to make yourself play vidya as a 'productive' way of spending your free time. It's the other way around, vidya is what you do to waste your time, it shouldn't be something you make yourself do. Go read a book or something

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thanks for the suggestions lads, I'll probably put I can drive, i'm creative and dedicated or something

>>39045180
>can watch almost 24 hours of tv a day

>>39045407
He wanted to kill everyone in the entire town. The sorority girls was just his first stop.

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Who is the final boss of /britfeel/?

>>39045417
never let that stop you from tugging my lad!

>>39045313
>>39045333
Family was watching Ma Ma Mia the other week and I felt sick jst listening to it. Abhorrent

>>39045405
I'll look the other way if you don't ask why/what I'm sniffing in the next cubical.

>>39045436
To be fair though, I've found when dealing with severe depression that occupying your time with anything other than lying in bed and staring at the ceiling is productive.

>>39045446
it's just a mirror anon. you stand in front of it and realise who the true enemy is

>>39045446
britnormie with poley on a dog leash.

>>39045446
Mould

>>39045439
And who did he end up killing? It was mostly his asian robot flatmates the fucking spastic

>>39045436
I don't have much drive to do anything desu, if I don't force myself I would just lie on my bed for ages

And reading a fiction book is about as productive as vidya really. Never got why books have a high status amongst entertainment mediums

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>>39045472
>just a mirror anon. you stand in front of it and realise who the true enemy is

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>>39045446
>he has to ask

you already know the answer laddy

>>39045446
The prison warden that you have constructed yourself.

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>>39045463
better yet, I will make a glory hole and shove my massively engorged member through it!Sheer bliss!

any lads read the witcher books? specifically the main stroy arc ones, are they any good? all ready read the last wish and i like the short stories format but i wonder what a longer narrative will be like

>>39045491
Kek the bit in MTW where he freaks out that one of his full blooded Asian roommates can get a girl but a superior Euro-Asian like him cant.

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>friends constantly asking me to go out tonight
>it's a sunday
>I just want to play my video games

>>39045493
>Never got why books have a high status amongst entertainment mediums

depends on the fictional tbf laddy but generally you can learn stuff from a good fictional book and it will improve your vocabulary

should read non-fiction really if you want to learn stuff though, even if its just short books.

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>>39045493
Because books fire up your neurons and shit, make you think. Most vidya fries your brain

Weren't you talking about Kafka a while ago? You can't compare reading Kafka to playing some overwatch shit

>>39045531
https://youtu.be/hpsbj0OoeNo

4u

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>>39045523

Ebin's blog is almost on par with this

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>>39045531

I also know this feel very well

>>39045174
You're a sad little depressed cunt

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Captain Hook you bloody chad REEEEEEE

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>go to the shops
>see oneitis with her chad boyfriend
>looks straight past me, doesn't even recognise me
>mfw

>>39045504
I reckon is someone looked past the threats and shouting that Hard Knock would fold like a right fanny.

>>39045549
i always found it funny that he done karate once a week. he should have done it more often and lifted, he might have actually been able to fight if he did this.

>>39045549
>before walking outside again
>then going back in and to attack people and get pushed off a ledge
>then limping away with a broken leg
>then limping back in and getting beaten up

>look outside my window
>fucking massive hot air balloon just above the neighbours' roof
Spooked me tbqh. Is it national hot air balloon day or something?

Benis! Mighty benis!
Purple, throbbing, hideous, Jewish
Lust not after forsaken foreskin
Speedily enter the goyim anus!

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>>39045585
she did recognise you

>>39045078

Fuck of to somewhere you're wanted you jack cunt.

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>>39045585
>go to Spar
>maintain eye contact with qt at the till and say 'I hope you have a nice day'
>she replies 'you too' with a smile
A-am I going to make it lads?

>>39045601
I think the Jews are using them to spread disinformation. Don't listen to the megaphone lad!

>>39045535
I see your point lad. Can also learn history from their context too

>>39045542
Love Kafka desu

But there are acclaimed vidya just like there are acclaimed books. So I don't think a comparison to Overwatch is just. Some vidya have artistic value and some books are terrible.

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Just removed steam from my taskbar, honestly not interested in games anymore. Anyone else experience this?
Also I'm gonna need some book suggestions because I need a new hobby.

>>39045508
I'm afraid you have been unsuccessful in this application....

>>39045242

So the staying off it didn't work out for you?
Or is it up early in the morning for jobclub?

>>39045632
Invite me to the waifuposters server lad.

Real talk lads how do we make friends?

>>39045676
Not sure if this is the best place to ask that lad.

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>>39045613
fuck you you jewess bitch you had your chance and now it's gone, this is what you get for rejecting me, those big tits are only good for oven fuel you gefilte munching cunt
>>39045623
FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sir Anthony Hopkins revealed he has aspergers lads.

Is there hope for us?

>>39045699
Bet 90% of the people here have more friends than me.

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>>39045623
yes anon, you'll make it

>>39045632
Sort of, I've taken a break for 2/3 months from vidya completely. Considering playing some AC Black Flag tonight though

As for books I'd recommend Kafka-The Metamorphosis, nice and short but there's a lot to it

>>39045715
How many friends you got then?

>>39045732
0. IRL or otherwise.

>tfw have more friends than you have cows

>>39045711
Most adults have autism to a degree just the majority never got diagnosed so it goes unnoticed. Autism is a lot more popular now because parents get their children diagnosed at the slighest sight of social awkwardness

>>39045632
there are a few games that i really want to play but i just can't be bothered. i have to force myself to play them. i usually enjoy it when i'm actually playing them, but beforehand i just cannot make myself do it. just like most of my hobbies desu. i think i'm legit depressed now. i spend hours just sitting/lying around doing literally nothing because i just don't want to do anything

She got her own thing, that's why I love her~

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>>39045676

Unironically attending speedcubing competitions

>>39045796
>Most adults have autism to a degree
Citation needed

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>>39045779
>tfw cows are your only friends

Tunnocks Teacakes, lads

>>39045676
>Try working a job with people that share you Mr

>go to some sort of club like a reading club

>>39045802
I think I have clinical depression, I used to think I was depressed because I had a shit life with no friends, but then I picked myself up and started lifting, got bored of games, cleaned room made a routine and got a job, then lost virginity. Yet I still feel sad all the fucking time.
To be fair I still have 0 friends, I feel like all the people I know are acquaintances, not friends. At most I've got a drinking buddy.
sorry for saying buddy mould boy.

>>39045849
fine pair of balls on this one lads!

>>39045836
It's common knowledge lad, look up undiagnosed adults and the missing generation and shit

>>39045320
>can wrap fingers around willy twice
what do you mean by that lad?

>>39044955
i'm sat out having a smoke it's cloudy still no rain though. can see there are some dark grey clouds a few mile away though, hope they're heading this way.

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this man's bennis is the fucking real deal. can you imagine it pounding yo ass?

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>ywn conga with the seven dwarfs at the wedding of Snow White's daughter and Captain Hook

>>39045897
Mould boy has very very long fingers and a very very skinny penis.

now is the hardest time, very tired from day but still have to make tea.

>>39045907
thought blacks like to intimidate white boys not fuck them

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get a load of this lads! Some of yer mums need to be reigned in!

>>39045676
Put on a trip code and act like a cunt seems to work pretty well

>>39045828
I'm too dumb for speedcubing.

>>39045868
Got a job and my co-workers just tolerate me for the duration of work. Where would I find clubs and stuff locally?

>>39046024
I'm not quite that self absorbed.

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>>39045856

How very palatable.

>>39045871
i think friends are the key thing. i have a few people who might call me friends, and i see them occasionally. whenever i do, it alleviates the depression really well, for at least that day. but i'm super lonely at the moment and it's gonna be a few weeks before i see my friends again i think.

on the other hand, it feels pretty pathetic to rely on friends to relieve the darkness, shouldn't i be capable of doing it by myself?

>people say the Queen has never done a hards day work in her life

how does this make you feel lads, knowing she served in a war

>>39046077
good friends are probably harder to get than a GF but worth more for your sanity

>>39045894
>citation needed
>it's common knowledge
Ah yes, internet discourse

>>39046086
>how does this make you feel
like executing traitors

>>39046086
giz a quick rundown lad

>>39045915
>tfw I watched 2 seasons of Once upon a time and noped out.

Try Grimm lad, much better series.

To the lads who have friends:
Do you actually trust your friends?
Trust in this context meaning that you would talk with them about stuff that you wouldn't want any other people to find out.

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I'm not sure I approve of this lads!

>Did public service non-stop since her coronation until present, aged 91 and ongoing
>Never done a hard day's work

>>39046074
Crumpet have you ever gambled on a fart and lost?

So that cute girl who messaged me on OKC yesterday. I used google image search to find her facebook.

But here's the thing. The name she gave me is different than her apparent real name on facebook, but her pictures are identical and I'm not sure why someone would try and catfish a broke NEET with her photos.

Am I just being paranoid or is something amiss here, I have half a mind to message her on FB to like double make sure it's actually her.

where are you lads from

dundonald here

>>39046113
Couldnt enjoy Grimm. Once is trash (especially now) but binge watching it got me through some tough times so I' fond of it.

>>39046077
Is it natural for humans to be depressed if they have no or little social interaction? I think it is.
I'm going to try and get some good friends, right now all the people I know don't hang out with me, and we have separate interests. Especially since I stopped playing games. The guys I knew IRL who I played games with never wanted to hang out and only played online games, and I think that fucked me up. I think they were OK doing it because they had social interaction with other people, and in the past. Growing up I had little friends becuase my mum always judged my friends and told me not to hang out with people. Ruined me socially for quite a while. My dad was nice and just let me learn from mistakes and being retarded, imo that's a much better way.

>>39046132
>her family shitting out a child brought in more tourism bux than anything else

they pay for themselves you gotta give em that

>>39045946
His feet long and deformed too?

>>39046151
manch original ester

>>39046115
in that case no, if you aren't happy with everyone knowing something then tell nobody

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>>39046115
>Do you actually trust your friends?
>trusting mates with valuable info.
Not at all lad. Even if they don't do it on purpose, they will eventually let it slip, be it to the wife, or another mate in the pub, they will let someone know your secret.

>>39046115

Only a few of them, and even then I wouldn't tell them absolutely everything. /britfeel/ is the only friend I tell everything too

>>39045915
Those are some ethnic dwarves

>>39046051
just trying googling social
clubs near you and you might find something. it is a bit shit this country for doing what i am talking about because everyone is so obsessed with drinking.

>>39046183
>tfw you can't tell /britfeel/ everything because the spooks are listening

>>39046115
>Do you actually trust your friends?
lmao lord no

>>39046200
And the dox fags are waiting.
If mummy may doesn't get you, some dick anon will.

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any of you lads been with a dwarf? not sure about this behavior at all!

>>39046208
Something I've been doing regularly to handle doxfags is to drop misinformation.
Make it something slighly unpleasant/embarassing and they are likelier to swallow it.

Some people still think I'm a paki.

>>39046208
>tfw too scared to post my opinion here in case lenlad orders a hit on me

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>>39046196
>1 snooker club
>everything else near me is a gym
Its like God was just really pissed off when he made me.

>>39046236
>>39046129
Looks like we have an edgy teenager in britfeel today

>>39046200

The irony is that there is one secret I've told britfeel before, and it actually matters whether the spooks are listening.

I gave a character reference to someone who now works as an MI5 agent, and am bound by the official secrets act not to reveal this, but I have mentioned it here before just to get it of my chest.

>tfw hair like john lennon

i wish i could grow it out but it looks like shit

>>39046260
>tfw use to hang out at the pool hall.
>tfw now it's just wee chavvy cunts who spend all day drinking and giving people shite.
If I was my younger self I'd knock them about, but after I got jumped I've been a shitebag

>tfw you thought you were but youre not

>>39046260
what are your interests? quite a lot of stuff came up for me. maybe try googling a board games club near you?

>>39046329
Same for the one near me. Its just full of pissheads sitting around shit talking, with one or two occasionally playing a game of pool.

>>39046173
Mould boy is 5'11 if I remember correctly, and has UK size 10.5 feet. So not really, he took a picture of his foot at some point I think, and it looked OK. Not as funny as his hands.

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>>39046305
I know those feels lad.
My current hair is literally this.

>>39046115
People don't actually talk to their mates about their personal problems do they? Me and about 10 of my good mates are all in one group chat so I can't imagine talking about private shit with them, you'd probably get fucking mocked for it