>fucked 4 girls bare
>fucked 15 prostitutes with condom
>sucked 4 cocks
I definitely have herpes, right? I've never had any outbreaks whatsoever, however.
Anyone happen to know what's up with this?
Not everybody has STDs
it means you should get the fuck off my board
>>39041829
Herpes outbreaks usually happen when your immune system gets fucked. Maybe try spending a week without sleep, you'll probably get a cold sore then if you even have herpes....or see a fucking doctor and get checked.
>>39041910
Uh, yeah they pretty much do. Normalfags are fucking vile. Look up HPV statistics. Humanity is disgusting.
>>39041829
Its pretty close to certain that you have herpes. At least you're self aware unlike most breedgroids
>>39042043
I fucked more girls than OP, bare, and I don't have anything. Tested.
>>39042043
>breedgroids
Seriously, you fucking virgin?
You are most likely a carrier for hpv.
>>39042062
It's pretty much a statistical certainty that you have HPV
Enjoy your cancer, normite.
>>39042107
Are you illiterate or just averse to facts?
>>39042062
you either only test for like 1 type of std or you are lying. things like gonorrhea is on the rise and you definitely have something. also you can just be the luckiest guy alive who knows.
>>39042217
>luckiest guy alive
I just don't fuck random sluts bare.
>>39042240
well good luck with that and trying to protect yourself from expensive child support that is strongly enforce by the law. also I hope your alpha game works on the feminist judge after he throws you in jail for a false rape.
>>39042313
>child support
>false rape
I don't live in the US, I'll be fine
>>39041829
I'm gonna call you Fourcocks.
>>39042043
>breedgroids
most people are born with herpes, they just don't know it and it doesn't present itself
>>39042413
because you brush against your moms roast at birth you mean?
>>39041829
OP you nasty
>>39043432
why?
I'm a hedonist. nothing wrong with simple pleasures
before you know it we're all dead. might as well enjoy it while it lasts
>>39043453
>before you know you have testicular cancer. Life is funny that way
>>39042043
>>39042107
You don't know what the word Statistically means do you? Statistics don't guarantee anything. They're not objective rulings that state if you do X, then X is guaranteed. They show correlations at best. Also you don't even know >>39042062 so you have no right to say wether he does or doesn't have STDS.Please don't use and take your pseudo intellectual mind game bull shit else where.
>>39043704
>>39041829
>>39041910
>>39042062
>>39042097
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 2BH
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db280.htm
>>39043914
Not a fucking argument you fool. Why are you so willfully stupid? My argument still stands. Statistics don't guarantee shit. It's very possible for you to fuck a shit ton of girls and not have an STD. Not everyone's infected.
>>39044409
You're an idiot and I'm only responding to bump the thread 2bh
>>39045161
>failing to understand how statistics works
>calling anyone else an idiot
Lmaoing @ ur lyfee
Also just saying "you're an idiot" isn't an argument. I'm not saying that you're statistics aren't true, I'm saying not everyone has STDS and it's completely feasible to have unprotected sex and not catch an STD.
>tfw I've fucked prostitutes raw
Most people have some form of herpes, usually type 1 herpes but it's only really contaigous when there's an outburst so the odds are not 100%. That being said you might just be an Asymptomatic carrier.
After 15 prostitutes I'd get myself checked.
>>39043914
>actually believing this is real
Lol nice infographic poltard
>>39041829
The herp is not the worst thing one can have in life.
>be me
>meet super cute girl at work
>try to get with super cute girl but she says she has a boyfriend
>not scum so I respect her and her relationship and don't hit on her anymore
>hook up with ex girlfriend who unbeknownst to me has become a mega slut
>about two weeks after "a wild blister has appeared" next to my penis
>sadpepe.jpg
>contemplate driving to a national park and killing myself in the woods
>several weeks go by
>get a text from super cutie from work "my boyfriend and I broke up, he was cheating on me"
>Get excited, then realize I am forever doomed because this cutie will never like me when she finds out
>Hangout with cutie, we make out and go to dinner a few times.
>"She could have been the one" desire for suicide intensifies
>one day she makes the first move for sex
>"wait I can't I have the herp"
>Long stare from her
>Damn near about to jump off a bridge
>cutie kisses me
>she jokingly says "at least we'll know we can't cheat on eachother without being sued" as she laughs
>we have sex
>after she leaves I light a cigarette and sit in confused awe
>this woman willingly gave herself my std just because she wanted to be with me
>been with her ever since
>>39047438
normiest post I have ever read
>>39047517
I don't expect a single person will believe it, but I will come through with proof if you desire it.
>>39041829
Can you tell me how I can fuck just 1 girl?
>>39047438
So what you're saying is
>women are biologically incapable of comprehending the consequences of their actions and will do literally anything to fuck chad
Thanks but I already knew that
You definitely are gay.
>I definitely have herpes, right?
S E E
A
D O C T O R
>>39041829
>25
>never had sex with anyone
>chance of getting STDs is 0.00%
Pro tip: if you don't have sex at all, you can't get STDs, pretty easy shit to figure out.
>26 years old
>kissed a girl for the first time in my life yesterday
>have been worried sick since that that I might have herpes now
>washed my lips with soap and everything
Autism off the charts.
I DEMAND MY STACY
I WANT HER NOW IT WAS PROMISED TO ME
I WANT MY STACY I WANT HER NOWWWW NOWWWW
NOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW