My conversation with my dad a few minutes ago: >anon we spoke

>>39039911

=_=

I read this somewhere years ago.

This is apparently pasta

looks like its back to the factory for you buddy

>>39039911
Didn't the dude in the pic kill himself a long time ago? What's his name?

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>>39039911
"I know you're bummed about it, Champ. But you'll get a chance to live a normal life and meet new people. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and giving them a firm handshake. They'll buy you a new computer once you get settled. It's for your own good, Champ."

>>39039971
Dude here. No that was a fake suicide intention video that i posted on youtube. I got landed in a hospital for it at 4am

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>>39040031
Dad how can you do this to me. You already booked my ticket?

I don't want to die dad

Why not go to China? At least you won't have to compete with 6'5 chads there

>>39039911
Please off yourself immediately, you're nothing but a disgrace to our race

Good luck in China OP

>>39040644
Lol that sucks my man, got your license 3 months ago and they STILL want you to move out. Just dont get on the plane or face your fate my friend.

>>39040649
Tbh It got postponed

>>39040713
These are the people ill have to deal with in china
https://youtu.be/BTHR_omZtXc

>>39040687
Cool story /r/asianmasculinity

This pasta makes me grin every time.

>>39039911
This isn't funny and it never was
Stop fucking shilling yourself chinese keith

>>39039911
The guy alrwady posted his plane tickets and and temp residency papers dude.

You literally missed the boat

>>39041555
Nope, the plan got postponed

If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at aII
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

>>39039911
You already have your card and shit, you screenshotted it in your last thread. Why aren't you living the life in China or whatever?

>>39042188
>living the life in China

You can only live in China if you are wealthy.