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Ideal gf thread. Fuck the ideal bf thread. Lets make an ideal

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Ideal gf thread. Fuck the ideal bf thread. Lets make an ideal gf thread and have femanons working to get robots to like them.

> Her age
> Her height, build,general looks
> Her ethnicity and location
> Her hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a gf
> What could you offer
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
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>>39037475
Friendly reminder that the keyword is IDEAL not an application. So having ranges don't indicate ideal
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>>39037475
>> Her age
16-22
>> Her height, build,general looks
short, petite with perky round boobersies, short hair
>> Her ethnicity and location
don't care, finland
>> Her hobbies/interests
anime and vidya
>> Why do you want a gf
to be miserable of the general concept of living and life together and to have someone to pump my seed in when times are though, and hopefully make me feel like trying at anything once again
>> What could you offer
I own a house
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
acceptance and no desire for children
>> Deal breakers
drugs, only attracted to wealth, has many male friends, hangs around with a lot of ex's, has a lot of ex's
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
27/m/finland
anime and wasting my life by focusing on things I like instead of a career
my health is shit my body is shit and quite honestly I don't see myself ever having a gf
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>age
indifferent, 15 to 35
>height, build,general looks
any, not fat, cute
>ethnicity and location
white, EU
>hobbies/interests
outdoor activities and whatever else
>Why do you want a gf
share things, support each other
>could you offer
strong arms, a place to stay and a share of my NEETbux
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
a good heart, literally and figuratively
>Deal breakers
dog persons. cat ladies only
>Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
early 30s, white, EU, nature, old stones
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>Ideal gf
I...I think I've actually met her bros. I won't lie I'm terrified but she's pretty much clicking all my ideals, even the ones I didn't know I had. I'm not afraid of screwing it up, it's just...I'm just confused.
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>>39037713
Did you meet her on /r9k/ or are we talking real life here?
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>>39037475
>Her age
Mid 20's
>Her height, build,general looks
About 60' or higher, toned but not a musclegirl, I prefer brunettes
>Her ethnicity and location
White or Asian
>Her hobbies/interests
Guns, vidya, cooking, outdoors, reading, flying, sailing
>Why do you want a gf
For social and sexual satisfaction
>What could you offer
Protection and financial well being
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
The Holy Spirit dwelling within her
>Deal breakers
Short hair
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, white, USA, guns, flying, history, vidya
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>>39037475
> Age
Idc, from 18 to 35 I guess
>Height, build etc..
I am okay with any height (but I like tall girls), as long as you are not fat and take care of your looks I think we are good to go
>Ethnicity and location
Idc as long as you are cute, and i do not really care where you live
> Hobbies and interests
I like people with different tastes so anything here is fine as long as you are not in some weird ass obsession
>Why do you want a gf?
I am so lonely and I need emotional support ( I hate to admit this in real life btw)
>What could you offer ?
Emotional support, I like to cook and try new things but I am your average college student so I am broke
>Most important trait?
Cheerfulness and loyalty, because I am insecure and sad
>Deal breakers
Extreme ideologys and drug usage ( I am fine with weed) and someone who can not think about future
> Quick run down
I am a 19 years old Latino guy (I have fair skin) 5'10 skinny but with some muscle, dark black hair and brown eyes, i do not have many friends and I am a khv, I do not like social media, i like animals and in the past I had a lot of hobbies like music and literature and I used to write and play the guitar but right now I do not do any of this because I got used to feel sad
( I live in a third world country and I do not like long distance relationships, I am doing this for fun)
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>>39037475

> Her age
20-27
> Her height, build,general looks
Anything below 173cm would be ideal. Build doesn't matter, as long as the person is overall healthy. (can be skinny, average, chubby or whatever).
> Her ethnicity and location
White. Europe
> Her hobbies/interests
She can be interested in anything. A person that's passionate about a hobby is a big turn on in general. The only thing I wouldn't want her to be interested in is sports.
> Why do you want a gf
To have someone I could eventually love whole heartedly and be loved in return. Someone to support and be supported by. To live together and be there for each other.
> What could you offer
I'm not rich, I don't have anything really to offer. I could offer a positive mood, understanding and support during bad times.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Motivation to always want to improve her life. A drive to not give up when she fails. Being very open and willing to talk about how she feels, even if it could hurt me or others.
> Deal breakers
Someone that has given up and hates the idea of achieving anything in life. Not wanting kids in the future
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Introverted. 173cm, pale white. Into programming and gamedeving. Really like animals. Like scifi, science also enjoy learning about all sorts of silly stuff over the day. Video games are fun to play. Enjoy honesty and being open.
> Contact
Felor#3557
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>>39037748
/soc/ but we're both /r9k/ goers too.
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>18-22
>shorter than me (not really hard)
>white and not too fat (a bit chubby is ok)/Belgium or nearby
>vidya and memes
>cause i'm a desperate virgin and lack someone to share my affection
>some love, and hum... well i can bake brownies and waffles
>faithful and have a HUGE sense of humour. Being cute is a plus ofc
>thinking i'm a creep
>20/white/1,95m/85kg/Belgium/computer science student/interests : vidya, nature and landscapes, japanese culture and noice music. I also do some drawing stuff
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>thread up for 30 minutes
>9 unique posters
>no replies
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>>39037875
All the femanons are shy and are trying to write a long and loving message to their new found loved one from the thread!

Here's the first (You)
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>>39037875
I feel so pathetic right now, I hope this thread dies soon enough
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mommy

taller than me, flat chest and fat butt

white, near me

firearms and cosmetology

love and sex

myself

dont care

severe mental illness and infidelity
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>>39037875
All of the ideal gfs have to be not fat. Could that be the reason that no one is replying?
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> Her age
20 (No range is stupid lol this is just an arbitrary number)
> Her height, build,general looks
5'2, petite, short brown hair, cute round face like pic related.
> Her ethnicity and location
Next to my fucking house, hapa. White/jap
> Her hobbies/interests
Cosplay,drawing. Anime, vidya, ice skating, books, j fashion.
> Why do you want a gf
Why does anyone want a gf? A nice companion who I get to go home with and is always there. My stable footing. She's someone who keeps me motivated.
> What could you offer
My lack luster fixer upper skills. I'll be her support, and care for her, no matter what she does. Of course I'll be there to scold her when she's doesn't do good.
I'd look after her the same way she would for me. (I'd also keep the bullies away, other than me of course).
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Kindness for all.
> Deal breakers
Eh, she wouldn't smoke or do any drugs. If she drank it'd be social, and she wouldn't go overboard.
Basically all the other stuff you wouldn't want in anyone. Lol I'm not gonna list them all, this is an ideal gf
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

23/Hispanic/ California

Basic hobbies that everyone has here. Motorcycle, skating, investing, people watching/ observing. I love watching and just analyzing systems and how they work, theorizing and thinking about how they could be improved, and why they where implemented like this in the first place. Etc.
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>>39037475
>Lets make an ideal gf thread and have femanons working to get robots to like them.
Why would anyone want a robot to like them? Why would anyone work for that?
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>>39037533
If this was the fucking case, maybe op should have reworked this so that it didn't have stupid shit like deal breakers. Maybe a discreption. Instead.
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>>39037924
This or there are no girls in this board which is the most probable thing
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>>39037689
A male who prefers cats over dogs is always a red flag for a complete and utter beta.
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>video games and anime as her hobby

enjoy your border line personality psycho
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> Her age
23, same as me

> Her height, build,general looks
Short, petite, dark hair, and pale

> Her ethnicity and location
Caucasian, preferably french or german, but raised in the states

> Her hobbies/interests
Doesn't really matter as long as she shares at least some of mine. Liking arthouse films too would be nice. Cooking would be nice so we could cook together. Some kind of gaming would be good.

> Why do you want a gf
I'm actually really lonely when it comes to emotional intimacy.

> What could you offer
I make 110k a year. I'm 6'1". Only real issue is I'm a little overweight (not a full fat ass, but a bit)

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She's a kind person.

> Deal breakers
Either makes fun of me on the regular, or is ashamed of me.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
23, white, california, anime, games, arthouse films, cooking, writing, TTRPGs, running.

Please tell me /r9k/, am I that bad?
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>>39038012
I'm not gay so your red flags are irrelevant to me.
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>posts informations about self on 4Chan
>expects random fembot to instantly fall in love

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A GF I TRIED MY BEST AND I'M A NICE GUY REEEEEEEEEE
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>>39037875
Its the early morning for the US which is most of this board's demographic.
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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
Height doesn't matter. Weight doesn't matter so long as you're not obese. I have a thing for long legs/nice thighs, but no preference otherwise.
> Her ethnicity and location
Europe is preferred, but not a requirement. Race doesn't matter.
> Her hobbies/interests
Literature, walks, vidya would be nice but not neccesary.
> Why do you want a gf
I want somebody to share life with. I'm lonely.
> What could you offer
Loyalty, bad puns, understanding.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty.
> Deal breakers
Quick to anger, absolute straight edge, promisciuos.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
23/white/Eastern Europe. I'm a short skinny skeleton(169cm/5'6). I've been told I'm attractive before but I look way younger than I am. I love talking to people for hours, have a decent humor sense but I'm shy to start out with.

Looking for both potential relationships and friends.
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>>39038040
No, this just isn't the place for it.

Let's say your ideal girl exsisted and for some reason you were their ideal dude and your post conveyed everything about the 2 of you perfectly.
What are the chances they see this in the first place?

What are the chances you were her ideal or even close to that?

Maybe thay changes, she doesn't know what she wants, or you don't. Etc.

Lots of variables.

So no you don't sound too bad. You sound for a better word at least a decent human being, but the thing is here you're just another dude, You d have to have done somthing incredible to get any sort of humane features. But for now you're just r9k male browser from california who likes video games # 999999. And as far as we are aware you can be the most incredible male alive, hilarious handsome, with an excellent personality, suave charming, intelligent.

There's no humane communication going on in these threads buddy.
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> Her age
from around 20 to 30

> Her height, build,general looks
ideally short and light, black hair and brown eyes.

> Her ethnicity and location
any, Finland

> Her hobbies/interests
any, what matters more is if she's willing to share them

> Why do you want a gf
for intimacy

> What could you offer
calmness, dedication, hair rubs

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
being introverted

> Deal breakers
having a lot of friends, non-monogamy. I like spending my time with one person and I expect the same.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, Finnish. 188cm/90kg. Into music, lifting, fitness in general, drugs, video games, art, design, anime. Uni student.
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> Her age
14-18
> Her height, build,general looks
short, just a lil bit chubby, cute (this is important)
> Her ethnicity and location
anything but american
> Her hobbies/interests
whatever she likes, but no normie shit like partying in the disco or stuff like that
> Why do you want a gf
never had one and i feel like i'm missing on it
> What could you offer
sarcasm, shitty jokes, not much money since im poor as fuck
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
i'd like her to be always sincere and faithful (a man can dream)
> Deal breakers
feminist or anything like that
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, italian, italy, videogames and shitposting. also i'm a bit of a tech geek

I never had a gf, not even looking for one, but here it is
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>Ideal gf
A girl who loves me
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>>39038249
You my friend seem a bit desperate. What you're basicaly saying is that you'd fuck a dog if it loved you
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ideal gf would be a wife to cuddle with on a cold winter night
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>>39038275
loneliness does that to you
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>>39038114
>I'M A NICE GUY
there's your problem
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>>39038045
You are a brainlet though. What you said is completely irrelevant to my post. Beta brainlets have negative value.
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Sure are a lot of autistic Fingols on here right now. Don't you have national suicide rates to be contributing to?
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>>39038354
Oobjectively wrong, but please don't let that stop you from projecting.
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>>39038383
>the brainlet continues being retarded and using terms he doesn't understand
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My ideal gf would be an ugly, fat, intelligent, kind and humble girl who enjoys indulging in hedonism from time to time, has ambitions in life but doesn't need much to be happy and can keep to herself. I suspect we'll get along if this appeals to you.

Pic unrelated
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>>39038412
What did cats ever do to you to make you so irrationally upset?
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>>39037475
> Her age
18-20
> Her height, build,general looks
5'5-5'7, wide hips, cute face, short hair
> Her ethnicity and location
white, american south
> Her hobbies/interests
obscure, pretentious music, horror movies, mean-spirited people watching.
> Why do you want a gf
cause i'm very romantic and love-centric, i'm always looking for the one i want to spend the rest of my life with
> What could you offer
i am pretty attractive, good genes, am in uni and will be going to med school. also, i'm black from the waste down. I'm loyal and stable but at the same time i keep it interesting.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loves kids
> Deal breakers
Doesn't love kids, isn't modest in nature/respectful
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, white, american south, love obscure music, horror movies, sport, and booling with the boys
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> Her age
teen-24
> Her height, build, general looks
shorter than me, slim to average, pale skin
> Her ethnicity and location
any mostly European origin, located in Australia
> Her hobbies/interests
anything that is out of the ordinary and generally anti-social
must either be good at at least 1 thing, or willing to learn a skill
neediness/clinginess is a plus
> Why do you want a gf
to keep me company and help me farm
> What could you offer
stability, support, and strength
I am a strong, capable adult who simply hates being around people. I am capable of looking after and providing for myself and 1 other. I am employed and have plans for the future.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyalty
> Deal breakers
anything far-left, marxist, socialist, feminist, or SJW
being more social than I am
polyamory and polygamy
smoking, irregular piercings, and tattoos
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
28, 6", broad-shouldered, fat, slightly muscular, physically strong, ok face, bearded and hairy.
Australian, rural, white, centre-right views, very clean, well groomed, dominant, a little intimidating looking, quiet and brooding, interested in art, most academic subjects, and anime.
Not interested in vidya or geek culture.

Now to sit back and collect tonnes of being completely ignored
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> Her age
18-20
> Her height, build,general looks
Average height, build
> Her ethnicity and location
Asian/Caucasian, Brisbane
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya, memes, anem
> Why do you want a gf
For those feels :( (also eventually fugs)
> What could you offer
good source of oc memes, someone to chat to when bored, reliever of those feels when no bf
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
being able to talk shit
> Deal breakers
open to anything 2bh, cant hate what i don't know
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18 year old student in Brisbane, 75kg 178cm tanned caucasian. Interests include maymays, seizing the means of production, normie tv, crusading for the holy land, and travel
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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
I like slim smol girls. I just find it very cute when a girl is shorter/petite. I also love Pale skin and dark hair. Although these aren't requirements or anything, I find a variety of girls attractive as long as they aren't too big.
> Her ethnicity and location
American/Canadian would be preferred, just for proximity reasons.
> Her hobbies/interests
Can be anything. I'd love her to be passionate about her hobbies though. Its attractive to me. Being into the stuff I'm into would be nice though so we can have stuff to talk about. I'll post more about my hobbies below.
> Why do you want a gf
I want a companion. I want to be there for someone and have them be there for me.
> What could you offer
Companionship, loyalty, understanding. I think I'm pretty patient and empathetic. I wouldn't mind if you have mental illnesses, I'd be there for you and support you through them. People have called me intelligent, but I think its more I just have a good general knowledge.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty, compassion/empathy and trying to strive for something better although, I do understand a lot of girls here are depressed though. I'd just want for a girl to at least want something better and we can help each other reach it together.
Understanding and being able to talk to a person on a deep level is something I'd want too.
> Deal breakers
Not being open minded, not being honest, cheating and being manipulative.
> Quick rundown on yourself.
I'm 25, Hispanic,US, part-time student. I like to read fiction/non fiction, my favourite types are mystery, cosmic horror. I like anime and video games but I'm not really into them like I was when I was younger. I like history, philosophy, politics. I have anxiety and depression. I like tinkering with computers especially hardware. I enjoy talking with people.
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>>39039099
Delete this before you get banned you underage faggot.
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>>39039099
forgot to add that she'd live not too far from me, maybe a good 10 minute walk
>>39039110
I'd rather sit here and wait until I do :^)
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9 years old
4 feet 5 inches or so
White, USA
Playing dressup and posing
Making her feel good
She can keep secrets
Breasts, pubic hairs
Nice try NSA
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>>39037475
>Her age
20s
>Her height, build,general looks
over 5', nice boobs
>Her ethnicity and location
don't care
>Her hobbies/interests
as long as they're real hobbies
>Why do you want a gf
companionship, to start a family
>What could you offer
standard boyfriend stuff
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
fertility
>Deal breakers
drugs, promiscuity, seriously religious
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
mid-20s, Europe, quasigoth, like math
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>>39037475
This is probably the dumbest thing I'll ever do because there's no way in hell this'll work, but fuck it, I've got nothing better to do
>18-20
>165 cm no idea what that is in feet, small-ish little bit on the skinny side, dark short hair and edgy clothes
>White girl, some English speaking country
>Vidya, anime, Various TV-shows and drawing for meme potential
>Because I want to see if there is someone who can love a person like me
>Always be willing to discuss and communicate if there's something wrong or if they're feeling down etc
>Feminist, and long hair kek
>Sand nigger, Europe, Vidya, anime, manga, certain TV-shows like black mirror, and reading
I feel retarded for even spending my time writing this
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Here goes nothing, I suppose
> Her age
18-22
> Her height, build,general looks
Not taller than me; not fat (or 'thicc' for that matter); short hair is a plus if it fits her, but not necessary
> Her ethnicity and location
Preferably white and EU
> Her hobbies/interests
Should have a grasp on movies and vidya; I'm open to new stuff, though ( Maybe cooking? )
> Why do you want a gf
It is really nice to have someone around that you like that likes you back
> What could you offer
I'm from a stable middle-class family; I like movies, reading and thinking about stuff (would like to discuss certain things sometimes); I'm also reading up on psychology at the moment
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
I have a big thing for tomboys, although I could see myself liking other types of girls
> Deal breakers
Being unnecessarily secretive, a relationship has to be built on trust, If I can't tell you everything and vice versa, it won't last
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20; white; German; blond hair blue eyes; 1,80m; Interests are basically in the 'to offer' section

Discord: robit#2241
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who want ugly shitskin manlet obsessive possessive mentally ill literal scum neet borderline gay bf with nothing in his life goin for him


anyone?
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There isn't really any point in doing this, but here we go:

> Her age
Older than me. (I'm 18)

> Her height, build, general looks
Tall, skinny, dark shoulder length hair.

> Her ethnicity and location
European.

> Her hobbies/interests
Nerdy stuff, as long as she isn't into normie trash like Overwatch, LoL or whatever "gamer grills" do. I just want her to have her own tastes.

> Why do you want a gf
Because I want to have a deep connection with someone, just like with a really good friend.

> What could you offer
Friendship, love and a lot of memes.

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Being tomboyish.

> Deal breakers
Severe mental illnesses, attention seeking, doing drugs, getting drunk, manipulation, being dumb in general.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 18 and somewhere in Europe. I don't like being too specific here. I'm into the usual stuff like video games, anime and music. Also I shitpost a lot.
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>>39037475
> Her age
Not older than 25
Also, not too young. I would not survive in jail.

> Her height, build,general looks
Whatever is fine as long as she does not have a penis and is not too fat

> Her ethnicity and location
white/redhead/asian. Location, well... I'm gonna move to Portugal in one or two years, so i'm not really sure.

> Her hobbies/interests
videogames, movies, anime and music.

> Why do you want a gf
I just want a girl that i can talk to. That can keep me company and love me. That's all.

> What could you offer
Nothing but my love, my company and some knowledge, really. I've been a supreme NEET for the past six years thanks to a psychological trauma added on top of asperger's. Though i'm aiming for very big things in the future, right now i'm just a nobody.

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Honesty. I don't want to only talk, i also want her to talk to me about things. And i would like to keep the relationship clean.

> Deal breakers
Drugs (cigarettes included, though alcohol is fine and long as she does not overdo it), feminism, communism, violence, excessively jealousy, obsessive over religion/atheism

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Uh... I'm 21 years old. I am mixed(father was black, mother is white), but my skin color is white. I currently live in Brazil, planning to move to Europe soon. My interests are anime, western cartoons, movies, videogames, and especially music. I also enjoy reading sometimes and i am very curious towards science and the supernatural.


Geez... Why am i doing this? Even if i could find someone like that, especially here, i would be too nervous to make contact.
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> Her age
16-21
> Her height, build,general looks
5'5 or above.
> Her ethnicity and location
White, anywhere in the world. I like intimacy, and don't need to touch someone to feel connected, but that would be a goal if there was one.
> Her hobbies/interests
Anything other than memes, TV, or other media. If that's all you do, help me help you.
> Why do you want a gf
I'd like to build a soulful and deep connection with someone before the age when people really start to become jaded. I want all of that fantastical love romance commitment stuff
> What could you offer
This is /r9k/, so the shallow stuff first. I have a nice good face, and am 6'3 with an athletic, slim build on a broad frame. I have never not been the top of my class with relative ease. I'm a comedian and actor, have a pretty fast wit with a lot to talk about.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Be nice, have a desire to improve yourself and set aside your negative premonitions just this once
> Deal breakers
Little is a deal-breaker.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, Jewish and regular white Mediterranean. Southern California. Weightlifting, writing for fun (I run a really big and popular story on /qst/, whatever I'm studying, concerted self-improvement.

anon email is [email protected]
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Did anyone get an add by someone?
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>>39040108
I didn't post contact info
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>>39040108
I rather doubt it
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>>39037475
> Her age
19
> Her height, build,general looks
short, petite with a cute face and small boobs.
> Her ethnicity and location
White or Asian in US
> Her hobbies/interests
anime, vidya, literature, art.
> Why do you want a gf
Love and companionship, I've never done anything with a girl aside from a lunch date, I want someone to hold at night who relates to me.
> What could you offer
Love, good income, conversation, a family, and lots more.
> What's the most important thing/trait
Caring about my feelings
>Deal breakers
Does drugs, drinks excessively, has tatooes, ugly piercings, or isn't a virgin.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21/US
I'm basically what I look for in a girl except masculine.
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> Her age
17 or 18

> Her height, build,general looks
short, normal or on the thicker side (not fat), brown/black hair, nice eyes.

> Her ethnicity and location
really don't care about ethnicity at all, the netherlands

> Why do you want a gf
would like to have someone to do activities with and to share feelings with eachother (this sounds really gay i know)

>What could you offer
i have a golden retriever dog and a part time job

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
being open minded (especially politics wise), taking responsibility.

> Deal breakers
really short hair (talking buzz cuts), no personal hygiene, not being straight to the point and saying what you actually want.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
i'm 18 years old, white and from the netherlands. music is my main hobby (i play the guitar and the drums) and i also do programming.
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>>39037475
Any gf is ideal at the moment.
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>>39038446
Not him but adoring and fawning over cats like females do is some real beta shit. Dogs are the way senpai, especially if you train them to do cool shit, my dog and I go for runs regularly, shits cool as fuck.
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>>39040374
I like cats because they're cute and fairly independent. I don't like dogs because most of them are not cute and you have to take care of them like kids all their life. And honestly I can't take people seriously when they use beta and alpha unironically.
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> Her age
18-30
> Her height, build,general looks
Taller than me with a healthy strong body.
> Her ethnicity and location
Don't care as long as she can pick me up.
> Her hobbies/interests
Don't care unless it's potentially harmful to her, would be nice if she enjoyed nerd stuff though.
> Why do you want a gf
Because I want to love and be loved and to have a special bond.
> What could you offer
Not much besides beeing loyal, honest, always having time for her, and putting up with any weirdness she might have.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Beeing loyal, loving and assertive.
> Deal breakers
Obesity, extreme cases of ugly, beeing very dumb, expecting money from me, having a very cold personality.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
24, white, germany, I like videogames, anime, jogging, animals and have interest in nerd stuff.
I'm a NEET, due to mental illness but I'm not in debt.
I'm also short (5'4), quite submissive and a virgin.

If anybody is interested even if you're not quite my ideal or just want a friend here is a contact.
[email protected]
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>her age
21-27

>her looks
Not too fussed on height. But brunette with blue eyes

>ethnicity and location
White and living in Australia or Canada

>why do I want a gf
Have someone to share life with and love

>what can I offer
I'm 6'1 with an average build. Also a high paying job

>her hobbies and interests
Not too fussed. Ideally something I can get into as well

>important trait
Loyalty

>deal breakers
Drugs, lack of motivation in life

>about me
24 white, Australian
Like reading and learning, vidya phases
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>>39039820
Doo you have a discord?
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>> Her age
18-25
>> Her height, build,general looks
Under my height (6'0) would be optimal but I don't mind a bit taller. I like the messy neet kind of style.
>> Her ethnicity and location
Not picky on ethnicity but SoCal would be the best.
>> Her hobbies/interests
Cooking would be a plus, horror would be good too but she would really enjoy whatever. I'm always looking for new hobbies anyways.
>> Why do you want a gf
I want a girl to dedicate all my time and love too. I want someone I could connect to and talk to whenever i'm feeling down but I wanna be able to support them emotionally as well.
>> What could you offer
I can offer undying loyalty, a friend, emotional support, conversation and I'm pretty hyper.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty
>> Deal breakers
Drugs desu
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 21, Hispanic, and live in Southern California. My hobbies spread far, I really enjoy card games the most though. I'm very passionate about card games because I play a variety of them and attempt to do them at every opportunity
I'm very open to making new friends if any guys wanna add me.
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>Her age
19-26
> Her height, build,general looks
5'10", lean but not lanky, hair around shoulders a bit sporty
> Her ethnicity and location
white or white cross breed (actually don't care) ,same city as me
> Her hobbies/interests
something cute like cross stitch, hiking and normie tier sci-fi
>Why do you want a gf
I want to be loved by someone who doesn't have to love me but also actually having someone i can share my feeling with without feeling like i'm being judged. I also want to feel value for my personality and physical looks
> What could you offer
A safe place and company. I'm also decent at doing chores but i don't earn much in my current job.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Being able to handle anger in a rational way and wanting to improve herself in life rather than stagnating
> Deal breakers
Any abuse, wanting to be a stay at home mum, drug addiction of any kind, not being able to calmly explain her PoV, not being able to discuss her feeling, cheating, not wanting to fuck at least 2-3 times a week, not giving a fuck about money, being a extremely materialistic person, getting fat, refusing to give head, not being able to have a life without me.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22
White
Australia
Hiking, vidya, game programming, anime, cooking, self loathing on the internet

All the girls which come close to this are lesbians. I guess i'm lucky for having a lesbo gf at one point but my self esteem is starting to drop around the same level when i was still a virgin.
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>>39038169
I am not in finland but in a more southern European country and I am not petite but I am still smaller than you. Besides that I fit your criteria. Drop contact if interested
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>>39040576
I do.
Outcast#4911.
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>>39038175
>tfw I am everything that you described
>tfw Italian
but
>tfw I'm 20
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>>39037794
You seem very reasonable and fun anon. Our interests also match. Im just slightly younger and afraid that id annoy you by being depressed or by talking about how I hate life
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fuck off /soc/ threads
bring back visible sage
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>>39041675
>using sage as a downvote
You fuck off.
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>>39041645
Everything I said in the post is the perfect ideal, but I don't expect to find that. It's more of a guideline on whom i'd want to meet.
> younger
Anything above 18 is fine.
> afraid that id annoy you by being depressed or by talking about how I hate life
You wouldn't. What's important for me is that you're willing to the chance of improving. That can mean anything, like doing very minor things.
The only hard criteria I have is the person being from the EU. Everything else is just out there.
I don't get annoyed by depressed people and talks about bad life as I volunteer to talk online with such people at different hotlines and communities.
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>>39041746
Im so sorry I didnt notice it was eu for some reason..
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>>39041929
Don't worry about it. Sorry for not being interested in people outside of the EU. It's just it's horrible when you have almost zero chance of meeting the person. Online relationships are fine for the start, but i'd like to think there's a good chance I could meet the person. Also timezones.
I do hope you find someone from your area or someone that's not stupid as me with location preferences.
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>>39041929
anon..there are similar guys.

try to reply to another.
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>>39037475
> Her age
18
> Her height, build,general looks
5'3, petite, black long hair
> Her ethnicity and location
Anything but black and white, Canada
> Her hobbies/interests
Music, Cooking
> Why do you want a gf
I want to feel loved. Most people I know hate me for one reason or another.
> What could you offer
Nothing to be honest. I have no special skills and I don't have a particularly strong work ethic. I kinda suck lol
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Kindness.
> Deal breakers
Coldness, starting a lot of arguments, cheating.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
5'9
Black
Canada
Interested in singing and cooking
Have shoulder length hair
Thin build
I'll probably ghost you for at least a day, 3 days max if we have an argument. Just a habit I picked up from a pretty toxic relationship I had a while back.

>Contact
[email protected]
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> Her age
Anything between 17-25, though exceptions may apply.
> Her height, build,general looks
Not fat (some chub is fine), no dick. I really like unnatural hair colors, sidecuts, short hair, and long fingernails.
> Her ethnicity and location
White/Wasian/Asian/African. Anywhere in the EU, preferably germany.
> Her hobbies/interests
Anything goes, but Anime and Vidya would be nice.
> Why do you want a gf
I want companionship and somebody with whom I can have a deep connection.
> What could you offer
I go to university, am very skinny and don't look bad. I am also a great listener and can provide advice or emotional support.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She has to like me I guess idk.
> Deal breakers
Smoking cigs (weed is fine), wanting kids in the future.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white male, in germany.
I like vidya, game development and occasionally anime. I also like a lot of stuff on netflix.
I'm usually pretty shy and introverted, but I can also be pretty outgoing (provided there is enough alcohol, or I know the people good enough)
If somebody asks I can provide a discord.
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> What could you offer
And this is where I realised I don't deserve anyone and deleted my post
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I never get any replies, but these are fun to fill out anyway!

> Her age
20-35
> Her height, build,general looks
Any height but huge bonus points if you're taller than me (5'10). Thicc to chubby, curves are so important
> Her ethnicity and location
Any ethnicity, USA
> Her hobbies/interests
Art, anime, vidya, cooking (id love to have someone to make recipes with), the great outdoors, maybe music? I love creativity
> Why do you want a gf
I'm really romantic and I need someone to give lots of attention and love. My only goal in life has always been to find a wife and make her very happy
> What could you offer
Emotional support 24/7/365, intense loyalty, you can move into my apartment if we get close, my oral game is godly, i'm really good at cuddling, i'll cook for you
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
2 big ol' dealbreakers ahead; my ideal gf is dominant in bed, and she is either very clingy or doesn't mind that I am ;____;
> Deal breakers
SJW-tier leftist (practically anything else is fine), distant/not affectionate, would ever even think of infidelity
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, straight white dude in the USA. I'm a student at the local uni, and live in my own apartment. I'm pretty masculine (well-maintained facial hair, chest hair, broad shoulders, noticeable musculature, that stuff) so hopefully you're into that. I watch anime a lot, and love to work out.
Kik: vestakar
Email[throwaway/spam/etc]: [email protected]
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>>39037475
>> Her age
18-22
>> Her height, build,general looks
Preffered tall. I'm talking no upper bound tall.
>> Her ethnicity and location
Pretty much anything except super dark, preferably local
>> Her hobbies/interests
Anything legal, pref vidya
>> Why do you want a gf
Stave off loneliness, bit of fug.
>> What could you offer
I'm an Engineer in training. Right now I'm a working college lad. I'll listen for a while without tuning out.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
My friends are goons and idiots, but please put up with them.
>> Deal breakers
Illegal things, drinking addict
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, Half black Half Italian-white, Orlando FL, Vidya, or forcing myself to go out and be social. It takes a very large amount of shit for me to get angry or upset. I'm generally upbeat and chill.

Discord: Azul#6464
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>>39042239
Forgot to say, I am also into pen and paper
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>>39041237
kobsu#5622 on Discord.
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>> Her age
23 - 29
>> Her height, build,general looks
Anything below 5'7. Build doesnt matter, as long as shes not at an unhealthy weight. General looks, Soft feminine features, likes to look good when we go out together.
>> Her ethnicity and location
Ethnicity doesnt matter to me. Location, North America.
>> Her hobbies/interests
Her hobbies or interests can be whatever she wants. It'd be nice if we were into the same things but it honestly doesnt matter.
>> Why do you want a gf
Because I enjoy companionship, I want someone that will be by my side and support me, and I will do the same for them.
>> What could you offer
Loyalty, protection, fulfillment, meaningful and lasting companionship.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She has to be kind, strong headed, and genuine.
>> Deal breakers
Spitefulness, or pettiness, or otherwise malicious intent. (I dislike girls who put down other women constantly).
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Im 26, Im white, I live in Canada, I play a couple video games here and there, but I spent most of my time biking and making music. Im interested in film and pop science.
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>>39040232
Do you have Discord, anon? I meet most of the requirements but lack any skills in literature or art.
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>>39042312
You sound like a great guy but a lot of girls aren't going to fit in with what you're looking for. I hope you find your big, tall, dominant gf anon.
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>age
does not matter. anywhere from 18-40

>height, build, general looks
tall, has some "oomph" to her without being overweight, large breasts are a plus but not a deal breaker.

>ethnicity and location
any ethnicity, Florida

>her hobbies/interests
I'm good with just about anything but I'd love a girl I could garden with. A golf partner would be nice too.

>why do you want a GF
Because I want someone to talk to and support me while I support her.

>what could you offer
I'm just a big hairy construction worker so probably not much.

>what's the most important thing/trait for your potential GF to have
non judgemental.

>deal breakers
intensely politically involved, disliking compromise

>age, ethnicity, location, interests
21/m/Florida
6' white guy, kinda strong but with a beer belly.
Watch anime play video games yadda yadda, also golf and enjoy hiking
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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
5' to 5'10, pale, brunette, green or hazel eyes, chubby
> Her ethnicity and location
White, anywhere
> Her hobbies/interests
Feminine things like sewing or cooking, vidya, movies, reading, history
> Why do you want a gf
I want someone to love, and to love me
> What could you offer
To take care of her, love, support
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty
> Deal breakers
Not a virgin, morbidly obese, wigger
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, white American, east coast, vidya, history, firearms, politics, reading
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Fuck it why not
> Her age
16 - 22
> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter or taller than me (5'10), Skinny or normal (don't mind chubby too much either)
> Her ethnicity and location
White or asian, preferably Australia
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya, cooking, computer stuff, art, anime
> Why do you want a gf
I have abandonment issues and I can get quite lonely. But I'm really just doing this for the sake of filling out forms I don't feel too bad atm
> What could you offer
I don't have much to offer, I can cook and I'm very good at understanding and caring for people. I'm also quite good with computers if you need something done in that department
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Clingyness or just being very caring
> Deal breakers
Being self entitled, being a normie/stacy, doesn't reply to me often
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
I'm a NEET nobody who lives in Australia and loves computers, vidya, anime and most of all helping people. If you want a friend or looking for something more than a friend, my discord is MrGuy#8498 but if you want to talk elsewhere I can share contacts for that.
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>compare this thread to the other thread
>there are still people who argue women can be robots
fucking lol
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>>39042740
I know a girl who's more robot than any robot will ever be.
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>>39037475
>> Her age
18-22
>> Her height, build,general looks
average height or tall; thin, average build and slight chubby are okay. also long hair would be a bonus but it's not necessary
>> Her ethnicity and location
white, europe
>> Her hobbies/interests
anything ranging from music, to videogames, to art, as long as it's something you really like to do and talk about just no pretentious sounding things like politics or history
>> Why do you want a gf
because i want to share my life with somebody i can call both a real friend and lover as well, i want someone i can rely on and who will rely on me as well and most importantly because i want someone with who i can talk about anything and everything without fearing of sounding weird or fucking up anything, someone who won't judge me for having some bad days days every now and then and who will not think less of me because i'm having a bad day
>> What could you offer
emotional support, laughs and giggles now and then, if you have anything to rant about or something you need to take off your chest, i'd be patient and a great listener, i can offer advice on things if you ever need any
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
for her to be loving, loyal and to be able to hold a conversation going without relying on me to always come up with something ''new and interesting'' to talk about, also slightly clingy is okay too.
>> Deal breakers
mental illnesses like bpd or bipolar, a cold or obnoxious personality, never puts much effort into chats
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18/white, 1,80m tall, i'm a student of philology, i mainly like playing videogames, usually i listen to indie types of music but im open to other genres as well, i also play the guitar and love to sing
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>>39037475
Don't even fucking reply to this post cos I ain't interested in relationships until I meet someone this perfect
>> Her age
26
>> Her height, build,general looks
Extremely tall were talking 6'0 plus, large build. Think women's rugby
>> Her ethnicity and location
White british
>> Her hobbies/interests
Anything whatever
>> Why do you want a gf
Babies
>> What could you offer
I'm loyal and very determined to not fuck things up
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Huge tits or possibly a kind but stern demeanor, ideally both
>>
>spend almost up to 1 hour carefully writing my post in the last thread
>no one responds
Yeah okay, i'm not falling for this shit again.
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tfw no suzie lover
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>>39042777
Elaborate on why she's a robot
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>>39042894
25 years old, virgin, high school drop out, unemployed (never worked), no friends, lives with her parents, only leaves her room to go on short solo walks behind her village, doesn't use any social media, doesn't talk to anyone even online (unlike "robots" who talk to each other all day on 4chan), some mental illness that I don't remember (her parents receive disability money for her). I know all that from her sister. I saw that girl once while on a walk myself, I wanted to say hello but she didn't make eye contact, just pretended I wasn't here. I was at their place a few times with her normie sister, and she wouldn't get out of her room.
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>>39043011
I think you're talking about somebody who may genuinely be retarded
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>>39043034
I've seen her a few times, she has personality problems for sure but she doesn't seem retarded. Her sister also didn't say anything about that, just that she has legit depression and a bunch of other things that go with it.
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> Her age
6 - 12
> Her height, build,general looks
height between 2 and 4 feet, flat chest, long hair, cute
> Her ethnicity and location
white, don't care about location
> Her hobbies/interests
i support anything that isn't dangerous or harmful
> Why do you want a gf
i want a cute girl to adore and love me
> What could you offer
literally anything humanly possible
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
enthusiasm and adoration
> Deal breakers
If it's illegal, i don't want to do it.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Mid 20s, white, europe
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>>39038816
best submission on here imo. you seem sweet

just so you guys know us fembots aren't answering because 4chan is scary and we aint gonna risk anything. NOT because we don't like your submissions
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>>39043482
>we aint gonna risk anything
that's how you end up a permavirgin
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>>39043511
that only affects men idiot
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>>39042486
No I don't, but I can make one. What state do you live in btw?
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>>39037475
Sure thing. Never gonna find this here but I'm optimistic irl... Someday!

23 or older.

5' 3"- 5' 9" red or black hair. Pale skin. Freckles are adorable. Must have a disarming stare (its odd but i know it when i see it). Very in shape (only because I am and it's kinda necessary to keep up with me). Must be clever as fuck and able to outwit me (a huge turn on for some reason). Also be an intp

White. Location wouldn't matter. I do love AUS and ENG accents though.

She would have to be able to sing, play instruments, or draw/paint with heavy symbolism (these are like my cheat codes). Passion is a must. Bonus points if she also does any of these activities: cliff diving, ocean surfing, skydiving, deep sea scuba diving.

I guess I just want someone to talk to that can understand my thoughts. I've never been able to relate to anyone and I'd like to know what that feels like.

I have passion confidence and spontaneity. I use them frequently. I'm not rich but I'm adventurous as all fuck. I'm exceedingly clever and detail oriented. I've got depth like the Marianas trench. Also, i can cook very well.

Deal breakers... shallow thoughts. Wilful ignorance. Sloth mentality.

Me: 22. White. US. Adrenaline addict and Music/Art lover. I have a job that forces me to not be scared of anything. IQ:140 mbti: intp.

Will drop a throw away if ya wanna talk
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>>39043482
I know 4chan can be a scary place anon. Would you be too scared to even get to know someone slowly over discord or something? I wouldn't pressure you for anything. I'd just like to be given a chance.
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>>39043511
No that's not what I meant. I mean idk for sure if I post an email if someone's gonna send me something scary, y'know? It's not that I don't trust the cool guys here, I just don't trust the weirdos that definitely exist amongst you
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>>39043652
just make a throwaway, and once you get too much shit on it make a new throwaway
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>>39043652
Most people here posted their discord or would post their own discord in a second. You wouldn't need to post anything here, besides adding the person on some throwaway discord account.
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>>39043652
I'm>>39043638
>>39038816
I can post an email/discord if you want. You wouldn't need to post yours.
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>>39043685
>>39043638
i won't risk getting traced. that whole thing that happened to reviewbrah scares me so much.
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>>39042520
Thank you, buddy. It's an uphill battle and i know it. I hope I'll find her one day; I'll wait for her.
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>>39043761
You're not famous though, no one's gonna go to the trouble of finding someone of no significance with no physical description
I won't post my own pictures for this reason but contact details that aren't tied to my name I don't care.
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>>39037777
>>39037794
>>39037957
>>39038461
>>39038654
>>39038816
>>39040976

Best submissions itt. Everyone else is either boring, obvious baiting or risky to talk to
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>>39043761


How would you get traced from an account that you just create with no connection to you at all?

I'm genuinely confused.

Anyway just email me here if you change your mind.with my yous as proof

[email protected]

>>39043823
you can email me too if you wish I'm >>39038816
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>>39043823
That's hurting my feelings, not cool
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>>39043823
kill yourself fucking idiot, you've drawn your last breath
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>>39043823
Mhmm, I guess I could see how my post might come off as boring. I'd rather be honest and let them know I am who I am then bullshitting some story
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>>39043823
What defines risky to talk to? I don't think I'm that risky
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>>39043889
>>39043902
>>39043937
>>39043960
stop responding to bait etc etc
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>>39043902
t. so boring thats the best comeback he had
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>>39044002
>t.
you dumb mongolo, off my board you go you walking putrefaction, i dont need comebacks to obvious retards fishing for replies like you
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>>39042608
>tfw people probably think I want a giant obese hog because I said chubby
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>>39043876
Can honestly feel how thirsty you are from way over here. This is another problem.
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>>39044057
I don't think anyone was thinking about you.
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> Her age
16-20
> Her height, build,general looks
5'-5'5", thin or /fit/ (i am also /fit/ :D), hair on the longer side or at least average length
> Her ethnicity and location
white and lives in europe
> Her hobbies/interests
anime + vidya, if she likes going to the gym and traveling thats also plus but kind of contradicting
> Why do you want a gf
I want someone to cuddle with all day and watch anime with because im lonely when im not working
> What could you offer
have a decent career (possibly a great career soon), im /fit/, and know how to cook, plus i travel a lot if you are into that kind of thing
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
being faithful, also being shy is a plus if im able to talk with her at all
> Deal breakers
unfaithful, is fat, only has male friends, obviously if she isnt nice to me/hates me
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white. europe, aviation, cars, lifting, vidya, anime, traveling
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>>39038461
Contact?
> le gud genes
Kek
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> Her age
18+, but would prefer someone closer to my age(older is fine too).
> Her height, build, general looks
Height doesn't matter that much, I'd prefer someone skinny, and someone who is at least a little cute(6/10 maybe?).
> Her ethnicity and location
Asian or white, but open to others. Somewhere in North California.
> Her hobbies/interests
Anything is fine. I figure if we click and connect we can always share hobbies with one another, so even if you don't like vidya or anime I can expose you to some stuff.
> Why do you want a gf
Life is more fun when you can share it with someone else, to be able to rely on someone and have them rely on you is a nice feeling.
> What could you offer
I'm told I am an interesting and funny guy. I know a lot about different subjects so I'm also a decent conversationalist, I can emotionally support you and offer sound advice when you need it. Plus the usual benefits of having a boyfriend.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty, honesty and a willingness to try and like some of the things I like.
> Deal breakers
Smoking, drugs, sexual experience of any kind. I can't imagine being with a girl who has been with someone else before. Dishonesty.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25, white, San Francisco. I generally act like a anti-social shut in, but when I'm forced to go out I quickly adapt and become sociable. I play vidya with my friends and used to watch anime, but now I just sorta play vidya. I love mystery novels and one could call me a mystery maniac, I like solving things. I have no real interest in a degree or higher education, but recently I've been thinking of going back to school just for the fun of learning new things. I work from home so that contributes to why I'm a shut-in.
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>>39043823
Please do critiques of stuff you didn't link I'm turbo insecure that I'll never actually meet anyone like I describe and maybe I'm asking too much
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>>39044051
t. forever alone
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>>39044061
>I don't want to post my info
>I don't want anon's to post their info

Why are other femanons on this board insufferable.

Look at the thread for us "fembots" and see how many replies most girls get and then look this thread. Do you think the robots here have it easy? Why the fuck are you calling people thirsty for trying to be accommodating

Grow up.
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>>39044167
>Contact?
Fuck off
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>age
21-26
>height/looks
5'1" to 6'1". A bit taller than me is ok, but too tall and things can get inconvenient. Red hair is a must, unless she's Asian. Freckles perfered. Slim, but not anorexic or anything. Hour glass figure preferred. Bust size doesn't matter.
>ethnicity
White, or nordic
>hobbies
reading/writing, anime, guns.
>why
I want to love someone and make them happy.
>what I have
a steady job. companionship. passion.
>whats important
intelligence, someone who challenges me. Talking, challenges themselves, good sense of humor. honesty, exclusivity. Someone who also has friends and has goals in mind.
>deal breakers
Smoking, drugs, excessive drinking. fat, is a third wave feminist.
>about me
6'0"160lb. slim build with muscle. Fairly good looking, wavy brown hair, cut jawline. 24 years old. has a full time job and supports myself. lives by myself and not with parents/roomates. Very patient personality and likes to listen. I've only been in one relationship. Love to read, play vidya games and go hiking, adventuring.
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>>39042312
you remind me of myself

>>39040800
interesting

especially about the card games

>>39039925
you sound like chad

>>39037794
nice, but don't think our personalities would match

>>39037777
wow you sound so kind and like a real good person

an angel
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>>39044261
>Why the fuck are you calling people thirsty for trying to be accommodating

There is a difference between being accommodating and being thirsty to the point where its creepy
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>>39044320
Perhaps we are long lost brothers, anon.
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>>39042782
Are you interested in boys too?
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>>39044320
Thank you, anon! Do you play any card games? I've invested myself into Vanguard until the Yugioh format settles down. I've also been trying to build Sylveon.dek for Pokemon TCG.
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>>39044322
It just sounds like you can't be pleased no matter what honestly. I didn't find anything creepy about that post.
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>>39044415
noo i don't and i don't know much about it but it always looked like fun

>>39044358
more like twins desu
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>>39042608
Post contact!
Are you sure those are your only deal breakers?
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>>39044434
>I didn't find anything creepy about that post.

this is because you are this creepy yourself. birds of a feather flock together and all that
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>>39042782
> tfw you like politics and history
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hey wait a second nobody replied to me, wtf you dumb skanks
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>>39044462
They're the only individual traits I can think of as deal breakers.
[email protected]
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>>39037475
I want to change my answer.

This one girl from Colorado at my school would be ideal. She looks very cuddleable and seems very sweet.

I doubt she's interested though. I took an extra Wellbutrin and started acting like a nut and pacing back and forth and giggling like a lune the last time I was around her.
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>>39044468
You were worried about posting your contact. He posted his. You were worried about other "weirdos" that aren't "the cool guys" contacting you so he posted proof it was him.

How is this creepy.

You're just a dumb cunt.
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>>39044274
Wtf I was genuinely interested in you pice of shit. Good luck getting someone shitskin
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>>39044535
>he thinks he is replying to the original poster
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>>39044455
Hmu if you wanna be buddies then dude!! I always love talking to new people
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>>39044516
It's particularly ideal because she'll be in one of my classes next semester, and we'll have plenty of reason to hang out. She'd keep me focused.

Then she can let me play with her kitty when I've been a good boy :3
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>>39044573
That's what you get for replying to the wrong post :^)
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> Her age
Younger than me(24)
> Her height, build,general looks
shorter than me(5'11), not fat, any natural colored hair
> Her ethnicity and location
white, maybe brown with some white mixed in, no niggers at all, in Texas
> Her hobbies/interests
any hobby that doesn't put her in direct contact with competing males
> Why do you want a gf
I want to have a wife and make lots of babies
> What could you offer
loyalty, financial and emotional support, I'll squash the spiders for you and fix the A/C
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
not be like every other millennial roastie slut who thinks they're a snowflake, no unnatural hair color or ugly tattoos or super left-wing views
> Deal breakers
tramp stamp tattoos, ugly tattoos, pretty much any tats unless they are tasteful or meaningful.
being fat and not doing anything about it
bipolar, I don't like crazy chicks who insult me and blame it on their mental illness to avoid consequences
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
White, 24, central Texas. I play vidya like every other robot, watch anime like every other robot. Not a virgin but I may as well be(been a long time). Live with parent for free rent but I have a job.
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Ideal race:
>White
>Asian
>Finnish
>Australian
>Redhead
No one wants an Arab here? Really?
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>>39044607
>get arab gf
>her dead beheads you
no thanks
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>>39044581
im not a dude, dude
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>>39044607
>>39044627
this, I don't want to get jihaded by some crazy sibling or father because I dicked an arab girl without marrying her
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>>39044607
I had an Arab gf, she was cool but I wouldn't say her ethnicity was a plus point.
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>>39044573
That dude was white and it was probably not him that told you to fuck off
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>>39044607
are you adopted?

if not, i dont think i wanna risk a war on my life with whatever terrorist organisation your sand family is affiliated with, sorry middle-eastern qt
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>>39044573
Lol entitlement?... this is not a meet up thread. It's a thread where guys can describe what the would like. Any of you who are think otherwise are grasping at straws. Put effort into something that will yield a benefit.
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>>39037475
> Her age
18-26
> Her height, build,general looks
Don't care about height but I'm not tall so I can't really pick, can I. Don't care if you're skinny or with a bit of meat as long as you're not fat
> Her ethnicity and location
White and eastern asian. North african/Levantine/Persian is also okay as long as not muslim
> Her hobbies/interests
The common ones are okay, I'm sure we could find a middle ground and something we both like
> Why do you want a gf
I want someone I can trust and looking for a serious thing
> What could you offer
I have nothing original to offer apart from what a partner is supposed to do
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty, not acting like a kid when things don't go the way you want
> Deal breakers
Drugs, too many partners, muslim, can't control herself when drinks, being submissive or too much of a doormat to have your own opinions
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
22, european, studying and working, serious and probably a little boring, apart from normal hobbies I also like mistery/paranormal stuff
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>>39044633
S-sorry! You said I reminded you of yourself so I thought you were a guy ;____;

Im dumb
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you sound interesting, what's your contact?
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>>39044683
hihi yes i am the feminine version of you
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>>39044706
yeah sure here's my e-mail
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>>39044455
Well, I wouldn't mind teaching people card games. I'm probably not the best for teaching because it's not my strong spot but most card games are best with hands on learning. Do you use Discord or anything? I'd love to know more people to play stuff with.
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>>39042486
The thread seems kind of packed. If your interested we can talk, I'll just leave a throwaway: [email protected]
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>>39044406
sorry, im not a fan of the dick

>>39044487
they're not THAT bad, im just not really into them, probably too young and dumb to like them at this moment as well.

also most people i met that claimed to be into history or politics either seemed to have no idea what they're talking about or for example were mainly just focusing on one side of history when they claimed they're interested in it's entirety
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>>39044607
I don't mind a arab girl anon.
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>>39044706
>>39044723
>when the CIA contact each other
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>>39044605
I forgot to add asians are okay too, only korean or japanese tho, chinese are soulless insects
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>>39044607
I don't fancy multiple wives or pedophilia so it would be awkward meeting my new mother in laws that are still in middle school.
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>>39044718
Nice! W-wanna be friends?
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>standards are "don't be a fat slut"
>tfw these are still considered too high
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>>39044607
I'm fine with arabs, they're just so rare. They also tend to keep to themselves so I never pursued.
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> male thread
> most are detailed posts, very low standards, want love
> no replies, probably no adds. Devolves into shitposting and baiting

> female thread
> empty posts with standards of atleast 6'0, fit, money and well off in general
> no details
> each post gets 5-10 replies

All these threads do is remind me how bullshit the system is. Deprived of attention, men just want to fight over any girl at all. Since girls can get attention whenever they want, they don't have to put any effort into anything. The system continues, both cases become more extreme, we keep falling into an even deeper hole.
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> Her age
21-25
> Her height, build,general looks
above 5'6, average build with a little bit of cute chub, but not obese. Don't really care about hair color but bangs are an automatic bonus
> Her ethnicity and location
ethnicity doesn't really matter to me as long as they're cute and her parents won't want to kill me. Location: reasonably near me I live in upstate new york
> Her hobbies/interests
anything other than horses and traveling. Preferably vidya, music, or art
> Why do you want a gf
to do cute romantic shit together
> What could you offer
financial stability, honest love, loyalty, & more
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
love
> Deal breakers
horse girl. looooves traveling. clearly SJW. gets offended by anything and everything. can't take a joke.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22/M/upstate NY. I work a 9-5 job, have my own car & apartment. A lot of my free time is spent playing vidya, going to local concerts, or writing songs. I play 3 instruments and want to sell my music online as a side income when it's all ready and professionally recorded.
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WELL I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REALISED NOW THAT WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS!
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>>39044820
>They're just so rare
I guess you're not european
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>>39044774
>>39044673
>>39044627
>>39044646
Y-you do realize some Iraqis can be Christian/Catholic, right?
Gimme a chance, man. Good luck finding someone though.
>westernized but not degenerate
>>39044756
Heyyyy there, friend.
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>>39044853
Amen brother. Shit hurts to watch
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>>39044892
okay, do you have a unibrow like most arab girls do? that's a dealbreaker for me
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>>39044892
>Gimme a chance, man.

i dont want to give you a chance to behead me
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>>39044892
>Y-you do realize some Iraqis can be Christian/Catholic, right?
very few, and they probably take it too seriously
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> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
any height, average to curvy, well endowed bosom. Pale skin.
> Her ethnicity and location
any but black, preferrably East Coast USA
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya, anime, manga, movies, music, cooking, etc.
> Why do you want a gf
Companionship, loneliness, someone to hold and cling to, to love. To be with my whole life. Also to start a family with, someone who is okay with a boring guy like me.
> What could you offer
I have a job, I'm not in debt, emotional support, empathy. Someone to talk to and enjoys listening to her stories, to hold and cuddle with. My loyalty in a relationship and marriage.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Motherly, honesty, loyalty, clingy, ditzy, heartwarming
> Deal breakers
Obese, doesn't want kids, dishonesty, drug addicts, promiscuity, not Christian or not being interested in becoming one. Girls who are mean or passive in a conversation/expect you to message them all the time.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
24, Asian. East Coast USA. I enjoy video games, manga, anime, listening to good tunes, but I also like firearms a lot. I don't really go outside since I'm afraid of people.
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>>39044892
> Christian arab

That changes a lot. Would be fully fine with a cute tanned Christian middle eastern girl to cuddle, love and shower with attention. As long as she has Christ in her heart and is westernized (not whore westernized, just general westernized aka doesn't cut goats up for fun).
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>>39044892
If you're an arab Christian I would date you.
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>>39044892
If you're not muslim you'll have 100000 replies

I'm one of them
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>>39044892
t. taquiya
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>>39044892
do you have green eyes like this chick?
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>>39044853
i agree with you, especially since most of the posts in the femanon threads are probably not even real girls, yet they still get attention because you see ''F'' under ''Sex/Gender''

you sound pretty down to earth about it either way, let me know if you'd like a friend (boy)
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>all these posts asking for 18-(their age)

what's wrong, afraid to go down to 16? 18 isn't the AoC in every state or country
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>>39044892
>Heyyyy there, friend.

Hey there anon. I'm not christian though is that alright?
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>>39044960
not afraid but no its not in my state and i'd like to avoid a brush with the law.
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>>39044960
t. 16 year old fembot
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>>39044941
afghans and arabs are pretty different
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>>39044960
I don't want to deal with annoying kids
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>>39044960
i dont want a shitty annoying preteen girl with a barely developed mind and intelect, i want a down to earth woman that knows her shit and doesnt act like a dumb brat
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>>39044853
>guys get no replies
>girls get a lot of replies
Might have to do with the fact that this board is mostly guys, with very few girls.
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>>39044960
I'd be too old for you little girl.
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>>39044890
I'm from America, land of the free and stuff. You know the place with 50 states and nice times. I wouldn't mind making friends with an arab. Arabians tend to be some of the nicest people.
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>>39044981
>afghans and arabs are pretty different
???

It's all the same to us. durka durka muhammad jihad
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>>39044853
>the only person getting replies in the ideal gf thread is the one pretending to be a girl
really gives the noggin a joggin
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>>39044960
I went even below 16 but I guess that sends the wrong message.
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>>39044892
I >>39042608
would go for an arab Christian honestly
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>>39044995
this isn't /soc/ anyway and most girls don't really use the Internet to a more profuse extent than most guys here.
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>>39044921
Have fun finding a girl after writing off a good portion of waifus out there. Go look for a nigger loving white whore, anon.
>>39044923
Not really.
>>39044910
No. Do you? You realize it's just hair, You can wax or tweeze.
>>39044929
That's a good mindset :)
>>39044932
Feels like you're just settling.
Tfw never actually be desired ;_;
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>>39045050
are you well endowed?
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>>39045009
I'm from Europe, land of western civilization and whiteness (every day a little less), you can come and take all the fucking arabs you want and take them with you.

>Arabians tend to be some of the nicest people.
HAHAHAH
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>>39045050
Only races I'd date are white or arab, and Christian is a necessity from arab girls because Islam is cancer. Don't see how that's settling.
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>>39037777
W-which third world country?
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>>39045050
>responding to the guys that mocked you the first time around.
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>>39045050
Do you do anal? It's important
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>>39044957
Honestly i'm not even upset over it. I think everyone is a victim in this case and both females and males just feed each others bad qualities, helping them flourish. It's always interesting how /r9k/ and threads like these reflect, on the more extreme spectrum, just how genders are fucked up in general and how dating is one huge mess these days.

>>39044995
I don't think that's the main issue here. It's not just a problem on r9k, it's just more defined here. Males enable females and females enable males to act out in the worst possible way.
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>>39045050
>Not really.
Nah religiosity is the single biggest problem with Arab women. It's a shame because many of them are quite good looking, they just can't let go of their memes.
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>>39044960
People are actually children till like 25 fampai you'll learn this when you're older
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>>39045096
I didn't mock her though
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>>39045081
They are though, senpai. The Americanized Arab females are always so polite, very submissive and like really clean. I like em but not enough to fetishize over it
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>>39045050
So you're a Christian that hates blacks even though one of the first Christians was an Ethiopian eunuch?
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>>39045050
>Have fun finding a girl after writing off a good portion of waifus out there. Go look for a nigger loving white whore, anon.

lel, how assblasted can you get that some people dont want a mudslime?
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>>39044971
Yeah. How are are you and stuff? I don't want to seem too immature to you.
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>>39045050
it's not the fact that you have a unibrow, because of course you can wax it off, I jsut don't want my kids to have the same problem

just like I wouldn't breed with some plastic korean girl because my kids would be ugly af unless they got surgery like she did
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>>39045131
not her but, not being attracted to blacks doesn't mean I hate them right?
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>>39045138
Do you mean how old am I? I'm 25.
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>>39045153
some would argue that you do hate them because of some subconscious racism yadda yadda but those are just batshit insane leftists
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>>39045134
I'm not at all. I was just joking. Geez.
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>>39045050
What's your country though
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>>39045156
Yeah, sorry. Okay, do you have contact?
I'm 18, is that okay?
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>>39045193
>other anon gets contact and I fail even though I never insulted arabs
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>>39045193
>18 y/o christian arab girl browses r9k looking for a bf

doubt.jpg
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> tfw no autistic girl that would be interested in a closed poly relationship with a guy and a girl

It's a shame places like tumblr ruined it by making it a way to cheat without worrying about morals and pushed anyone potentially interested into disgust.
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>>39045193
>thirsty teenager asking for contact
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>>39045199
Maybe that's the problem you beta faggot.
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>>39045220
If you are in a "poly" relationship you are a zany retard.
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>>39045220
Yeah a real shame they "ruined" it. Fucking faggot
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>>39045193
Yeah I wouldn't mind talking.
My email is [email protected]
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>>39045199
I can't keep up. Everyone actually has something to say, what's yours then! I feel bad I just want to be able to make friends
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>>39037475
>She exists

Robots can't have standards silly.
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>>39045193
>i am turk arab sandnigger whore i like to sucky big white ddaddy cock teehee x33
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>>39037475
Kinda wanna do this but it's worthless just like me. It doesn't work
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>>39045186
Mom is from northern Iraq, Dad is Assyrian.
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>>39042782
you sound younger than the age you posted
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>>39037475
>between 16 and 30
>shorter than me, i'm 5'10. idc about build or looks
>idc about ethnicity, uk
>idk
>because i'm lonely
>idk, make her happy i guess
>idk
>none really
me
>19
>white
>uk
>films, video games, history, nature.
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>>39045286
But where do you live now arab girl
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>>39045260
[email protected]
email
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for the anon who gets in contact with the arab girl: remember to post her face/nudes on here after she gives them to you

I'm curious
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>Her age
16-24
>Her height, build, general looks
140cm to 170cm, perferably petit with nice curves, cute.
>Her ethnicity and location
Other than black, anything goes. Canada.
>Her hobbies/interest
Anime, science related things (especially Astronomy), conspiracy theories.
>Why do you want a gf
So I can have someone to vent to about my worries and things that make me mad, basically to talk to someone without censoring myself, to have a sense of intimacy with someone, and for fucc and succ.
>What could you offer
Nothing really but myself
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Patience and Intelligence. Can't decide between the two.
>Deal breakers
Hard drug use. Excessive Alcohol consumption. Many male friends. More than 3 exes. Children out of wedlock.
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
19, Male, 165cm, Pathan, No religious affiliation, Canada. Anime, Astronomy, Politics. I'm currently studying software engineering and mathematics.
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>>39045326
Oh. Nevermind then. Can't have actual friendships/relationships without you people ruining it, I guess.
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>>39045362
that'll learn ya, dumb roastie
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>>39045326
Lmao this guy knows exactly what to say.
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>>39045362
Why would anyone post your nudes/pictures. Stop being afraid.

>>39045326
nah.
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>>39045326
Kill yourself retarded homo
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>>39045362
>falling for that bait.
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>>39037969
Because fuck Chad, that's why. Some femanons like quiet robots.
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>>39045362
ahah suck it you racemixing shitbag
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>>39045326
This, don't betray your brethren.
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>>39045392
I wish this was true. Then someone would reply to my post.
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>>39045392
There isn't a single one that does, they just like normalfags and conflate them with robots.
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>>39045392
Only girl that replied to me here ghosted me after I gave her my discord
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>>39045392
t. thirsty virgin robot
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>>39045362
Are you seriously going to give up on friends that easily?
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>>39045456
she has to, any one of these "friends" could be a robot fishing for pics to post for karma on r9k

if I can't have a gf, nobody can
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>>39045469
>crab mentality.

wew
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>>39045490
why do you deserve happiness over me?

for all I know the universe only exists in my mind, you're just NPCs getting in the way
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>>39045469
All she has to do is not send her pics to anyone.
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>>39045490
this board needs crab mentality, if some anon looks successful it will only attract more contactfagging and you'll find yourself right back where you started with /soc/ bullshit like this
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>>39045509
yeah sure, get close enough to someone to maybe meet IRL without ever sending pics
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>>39045469
Robots don't do this. Ledditors do to keep us in line
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>>39045560
so says you
oregano
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>>39045326

What arab girl? Tell me more about her anon, Im interested. Im currently talking to an Arab girl from r9k.
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>>39044960
why are there so few people willing to go into the teens if they are teens themselves? fifteen is perfectly fine if you are four years older or less (in new jersey at least)
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>>39045594
the one from this thread retard
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>>39045603
In my country you would rightfully be considered a creep if you were 18+ and dating a 15 year old
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>>39045619
if I was getting prime teenage pussy I wouldn't care that some 30 year old roastie considers me "creepy"
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>>39045362

Can you be my friend? You dont have to send nudes, and Im not gonna ask for them, so you dont have to worry.
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>>39045673
too late, cuck, I ruined it for you

go be a thirsty virgin in another thread
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>>39045639
people your own age would think you were a creep
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>>39037475
>tfw everyone in this thread doesn't want a fattie
i should just kill myself now at this point. neet, fat, stupid, suck at games, hit self in head now lately instead of cutting like in the good old days. threads like this make me realize more and more I am worthless.
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>>39045717
>getting prime succ and fucc from a teen
>while everyone else has to deal with betas, dad-bods, single mothers, and batshit feminists

don't care
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>>39045749
>hit self in head now lately instead of cutting like in the good old day
yeah.. may as well get it over with and kill yourself, you're past the point of no return
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THERE IS NEVER ANY GIRLS FROM THE UK IN THESE THREADS
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>>39045749
No, you should lose weight since you can do something about it unlike manlets.
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>>39045749

Wtf are you talking about, I posted in mine that I dont care if a girl is chubby or fat, just as long as shes healthy.
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>>39045787
>overweight
>healthy

pick one
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>>39045619
a 15 & 19 yo couple is not that odd. the age gap is only 4 years, and both people are in their teens so it's not particularly odd?
as long as there is no abuse/power imbalance it doesn't seem like a particularly awful relationship
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>>39045749
How fat are you? Maybe we can help each other
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>>39045749
Lose weight.
Stop hitting yourself.
Go to school.
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>>39045749
then lose weight you fucking moron
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>>39045749
lots of guys like fat girls, don't use that as an excuse
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> Her age
17-25
> Her height, build,general looks
I don't pay much attention to looks, can be any height, the paler the better, just don't be ugly, if she looks like she's shy and lacks confidence it makes my heart melt
> Her ethnicity and location
Has to be in france, ethnicity doesn't matter much
> Her hobbies/interests
I'm interested in anything which is original, just don't watch too many girly shows..
> Why do you want a gf
As i have no family, i need to have some emotional support, and lately i miss cuddling in bed while watching shows
> What could you offer
I'm a good listener and i can talk about everything easily, i can also do some great massages
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
I need her to show me that she likes me and want to see me, as i have nobody to be close to she has to replace that.
> Deal breakers
having not much personality,not having opinions about stuff, believing in god..
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22 french,still studying physiotherapy, 180cm, salt & pepper hairs (that's the only thing i'm happy about the shitty life i've had so far), interested in almost everything which is not really popular, listening to a lot of music, science, i used to play a lot of video games and read mangas but i don't anymore
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> Her age
15-18
> Her height, build,general looks
not fat
> Her ethnicity and location
not black
> Her hobbies/interests
actually going outside
> Why do you want a gf
to cure my loneliness
> What could you offer
always calm and funny but i have no talent
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
sassy but nice
> Deal breakers
triggered by my shitty jokes
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
talentless american white boi that wants to have a life
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>>39045755
other 18/19 year olds would have to deal with 17+ year olds, lol
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> Her age
18-20.
> Her height, build,general looks
not to small, cute, slim, I don't care about big tits so much desu.
> Her ethnicity and location
White(pref slavic), anywhere EU.
> Her hobbies/interests
should have brought interests in culture/science understanding of meta concepts.
> Why do you want a gf
company/experiences.
> What could you offer
see at stats.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Being interesting, creative, I could not have a boring(and I'm not talking about looks) gf.
> Deal breakers
not smart, not virgin.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
age 21, Slavic White, DE;
measured IQ 160+, degree in mathematics, deep understanding of cultural meta, philosophy, psychology, decent at cold reading;
6'3'', chad tier looks, slim-muscular, sea green eyes;
hobbies: Programming, Drawing, Playing Violin, Cooking, Debating, Politics, Lifting, Anime, Vidya;
Working at vidya company in entry level position for now, but it's not staying like that, great plans for future.
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>>39037475

>> Her age
18 to 25
>> Her height, build,general looks
Short, flat chested, wears shoulder length hair in messy bun, tomboyish clothes but still feminine, glasses are a bonus
>> Her ethnicity and location
Don't care, Southern USA
>> Her hobbies/interests
Cinema, writing, anime, bookworm, premodern Europe
>> Why do you want a gf
I want to love someone and feel love in return. Someone to tease and spoil with gifts. Someone to hopefully marry and make babies with.
>> What could you offer
I make 80k and go to Europe regularly.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Must believe in love, institution of marriage, and wants kids
>> Deal breakers
Tobacco smoker, has history of causal flings, doesn't enjoy intimacy, hates being manhandled
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
26/Mexican American/Georgia USA
I work on making commercials but looking to move into feature film productions which may send me to California or NYC. I'm 6'1" and growing out a beard. I write a shitton of screenplays.
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> Her age
Within three years of me, 20-26

> Her height, build,general looks
Short, pale, long black hair, petite above the waist, wide hips/large ass, green eyes (a lot of these are negotiable, but this is ideal)

> Her ethnicity and location
Caucasian, raised in the US preferably

> Her hobbies/interests
Film making, cooking, film, some form of high art

> Why do you want a gf
I need to breed an heir

> What could you offer
I make over 150k a year, am an amateur film maker on the side with fairly successful projects, run my own podcast, and won the genetic lottery for having a massive dick

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Good breeding hips, a good sense of humor, and passion for what they do

> Deal breakers
She isn't a size queen, is depressed, or isn't roughly as intelligent as I am.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
6'2", 23, Caucasian (italian & german), interests in film, game design, american oddities (the podcast is that with a focus on famous american serial killers), musical theater (done a few roles, I enjoy it immensely), BDSM (though this relationship need not be based around that dynamic)
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> Her age
I'd prefer not to say
> Her height, build,general looks
Short, but not too short, so around 4'6"-6' tall
> Her ethnicity and location
She must be a pale-skinned, 2D Catgirl that lives in or near Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
> Her hobbies/interests
She can be interested in any manner of things that housewives are into, and she should also be very interested in giving me as much pleasure as I want.
> Why do you want a gf
Because I'm alone, and sex feels good.
> What could you offer
Meager scraps, attention, sex, and anything else I can give to her, up to my very life, but not cuckoldry.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She must be a catgirl. I don't NEED her to be 2D, but it's ideal.
> Deal breakers
She's a slut/not interested in staying with me
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 6'2" tall. I'm 21 years old, I am mutt-white, I live near Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, I like video games, anime, and fapping to catgirls.


I hope someone who matches this description will see this.
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>>39045898
Why are you on r9k? Orghnt
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>>39045965
failed normie probably

ori
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> Her age
20-25
> Her height, build,general looks
A bit shorter than me so around 5'5. Fit with average sized breasts with big and blue/hazel eyes
> Her ethnicity and location
Either white redhead or 3rd or 4th generation immigrant from middle-east or india. Possibly south america.
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya, literature,sports and politics
> Why do you want a gf
Because being alone fucking sucks and I want someone I can talk to IRL. Friends aren't really the same
> What could you offer
I'm studying to be a doctor so future monies.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
To not be a close minded idiot and a dark sense of humour
> Deal breakers
Smoker, drug user or normie
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
24/m/washington/white
I like politics, vidya and slowly getting into shape.
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>>39037475
> Her age
18-25
> Her height, build,general looks
Height doesn't matter so much but I like short girls, not anorexic or morbidly obese, and 3/10 and up
> Her ethnicity and location
Doesn't matter so much.
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya, anime, /tg/ stuff, nerd shit in general
> Why do you want a gf
Being lonely sucks, and seeing boobs is nice.
> What could you offer
Co-op partner, not-totally-boring conversation, and I'm fairly sure I can be there for you if you need it.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Aside from the obvious "you have to like me", being funny is a plus. Also being able to deal with me being rude.
> Deal breakers
Orbiters.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white, Leafland (Canada). Interests are pretty much everything I said for hobbies/interests.
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>>39045938
Forgot to add. I have a Masters in Electrical Engineering, own my own home at 23 (long story on how that happened), and am a proficient pianist.
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>>39044960
>ideal gf application thread on an 18+ website
>Why don't you tell them that they're not ideal?

Old-maids aren't what people want, but it's what's most likely here.
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>>39045855
...do people like you really exist, anon? are you sure you don't have any other ideas for what you want a gf to be?
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>>39037475
>> Her age
25
>> Her height, build,general looks
175, or 190. Not anything inbetween. Fat ass, onee-san face.Black hair.
>> Her ethnicity and location
Irrelevant. Location should be next to me.
>> Her hobbies/interests
Many. Hopefully something technical, like computers or something, but also stuff like hiking, reading, sleeping in, watching shows together and snuggling.
>> Why do you want a gf
Because I'm in a place in life where that's the next logical step, and I'd like companionship and skinship.
>> What could you offer
I'm well adjusted, get good grades, have a good job with great career prospects. My close family is nice. I'm average looking, with an average build. My friend circle is closely knit yet welcoming to newcomers. We've been together for 60% of our lives. Family cottage in a nice mountainous area.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
I'd like her to be assertive, yet kind. Important that she knows how to drink without getting shitfaced. She needs to be independent, ie. have a life outside of me.
>> Deal breakers
Cats. I'm deathly allergic to cats.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
34/m/Norway
Computer engineer by trade, working for Norway's biggest bank. Still in education, but just one year left. I enjoy games, political discourse, drinking, dancing and TV. Also reading fantasy, but that's not really something I do regularly. Driving and cooking.
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> Her age
18-30
> Her height, build,general looks
Shorter than me (6'2). I like chubby girls with a large chest, though if you have a nice enough face I would be happy with anyone from a prairie chested skinny girl all the way to the lower end of obese.
> Her ethnicity and location
White or East Asian are the ideal, but those are just preferences and I wouldn't say no to a girl based on race. To be honest I'm not attracted to most black girls though. Ontario.
> Her hobbies/interests
I'm not to fussy about this. I like girls that are into cute girly things like baking or dressing up. Liking animals is a plus.
> Why do you want a gf
I would like to do the whole wife and kids thing.
> What could you offer
Not much. I'm not a desirable man. I'm loyal and I think I'm pretty empathetic. Things like keeping my word and living up to expectations are very important to me.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Kind and wants to be a mother.
> Deal breakers
Not Christian, uses hard drugs, history of cheating, likes casual sex.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
28, white, Anglican, Southern Ontario. I'm a pretty boring guy. I like learning about war and history, especially Canadian war and history. I like exploring. I do a lot of driving just to drive down roads and pass through towns and cities I've never seen before. I also like camping and hiking, but I haven't really done either of those in a while.
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>>39039820
Don't fall for the mainland Europe meme. Come to Scandinavia. We've got free education and cold weather.
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>>39045965
I like 4chan, because it's a place where you can say what you want without consequences and I like the community. Just replied for fun (I did not lie btw)
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>>39043155
Maybe you'll find what you want in the next life, brother.
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>>39046125
>Chad-tier looks
>Needs to find pleasure through the internet

Things aren't looking like you said they were.
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>>39046188
I work at the computer, so it's open in a side tab.
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>>39046052
>18+ website
There's plenty of underage on 4chin
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>>39037475
>age
20-26
>height, build, general looks
5 ' 2 - 5 ' 6, skinny, long blonde hair, blue eyes
>ethnicity
white
>her hobbies/interests
cosmetics and looking cute
>why do I want gf
To spoil w/ my love
>What could I offer
I'm secksee
>Most important trait
She's gotta be a 7/10 or higher and have nice teeth
>Deal breaker
BUSTED-ASS FACE, STIs, opiate addict
>Quick rundown
20, white, USA, I like vidya, smoking kush and poppin' pills, shooting small animals, and giving sweet sweet kisses
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I want a girl I could trust and open up to. Someone that would return the favor. I would like to feel my love for her turn into respect, to feel that I can have her as an equal and that i'm the same for her when we walk in life together. Someone I could lean against when it's hard for me to keep going, while also providing support myself when she's in a dark period of her life. A person I could open my heart to eventually and fully let her in, trusting her that she will not hurt me. I want to wake up to each morning and she would be the first sight I see, while going to sleep each night and having her face be the last vision before I fall asleep. Someone I could worry about equally when she's in pain or distress as i'd worry about myself.
A person I could fail with, have the best days of our life with. Eventually grow old together and remember each moment spent together when we fought, when we laughed, cried and just sat silently as the best moments of our life spent with one another on this earth.

That is my ideal. Everything else like her age, her hobbies, her physical traits or whatever is irrelevant. She can love every single thing I love and be a super model, but if we wont feel a connection and if we wont respect each other, it will be pointless.
I believe in that silly saying that there is someone for everyone, that second half that was torn apart and that both halves are looking for each other. I want to believe She's out there, but I doubt She's here, in this thread. I just hope she's looking for me as much as i'm looking for her.
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>>39045898
>Working at vidya company in entry level position for now
>>160 IQ
>>works for nickles at a slav game studio
Pick one.
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>>39046341
Fuck anon I didnt need these feels
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>>39042782
...sauce pls, if any anon knows where this is from
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>>39045855
>perfect sounding guy
>doesn't even post contact info
;-; ok then
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>>39045898
>160IQ

top kek
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>>39046431
you're supposed to make a post, like that one, to ask for it, so a dozen other thirsty betas can pretend to be him and get your contact info
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>>39046431
haha dumb underage teen girl doesnt know how asking for contact info works, go eat a nightclub dick you smelly hormone!!
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> Her age
Less than or equal to 20
> Her height, build,general looks
Overgrown bangs
> Her ethnicity and location
Pale skin, preferably close enough that we could drive and see eachother occasionally
> Her hobbies/interests
Music, cuddling
> Why do you want a gf
I think it'd be more fun to do things with a girl rather than alone.
> What could you offer
I usually flop between being very analytical and serious and being very jokey and abstract.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
They have to actually like me
> Deal breakers
Promiscuity, being excessively loud, frequent drug use
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 19, white, shaggy brown hair, slim build, stuck in california. I like a lot of music and old vidya.
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>>39046342
>DE
guess you missed that KEK
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>>39046566
who says i can't be a clueless teen girl? is it that much of a crime?
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> Her age
15-25? I don't really mind. (Age of consent here is 15 before you say some bullshit)
> Her height, build,general looks
I don't care about height, max as chubby as me. I want her to be cute. And I can find something cute on most girls so that shouldn't be a problem. Let's just say I don't want her to be ugly.
> Her ethnicity and location
White, Central Europe
> Her hobbies/interests
She would not mind my sleeping habits and didn't hate any of my hobbies. Else doesn't matter
> Why do you want a gf
I'm really lonely. I need human affection. I honestly don't care about sex. I just want intimacy and cuddles.
> What could you offer
Myself.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Intelligence and cuteness
> Deal breakers
Being mean to me for no reason, being rude to people for no reason, being a mean person in general
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 19, White European, Czech Republic, I love competitive videogames, skateboarding, I couldn't live without music, somewhat talented in many fields except for precise manual work, got accepted to uni in top 7% (going there this fall)


If any femanon sees this, I really need to talk to a girl. By that I mean that I need tips, maybe help ab out certain things since I don't have a female friend to talk to. The fact that I'm posting in an ideal gf thread doesn't mean I want you to be my girlfriend. I just really need to talk to a girl right now.

>My Discord is Sp!r!t#5365
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>>39046761
it's illegal to browse 4chan if you're under the age of 18, miss.. what would you parents even think of you talking to people almost their age who want to facefuck you
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>>39046431
>>39046761
[email protected]
write me
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>>39046831
Tell me, anon, why did you write this?
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>>39046831
they'd be disappointed for sure...maybe you're right? i don't know where my morals or common sense went but they've got to be out there somewhere
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>>39046831
Teen doesn't mean under 18
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>>39046901
i am also illegal so it's okay for me to write such things
>>
wow anon we sound perfect for each other
[email protected]
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>>39046761
I replied to your email femanon
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>Her age
18-26
>Height/build/general looks
5'2-5'8, chubby/fat, don't mind but I'd love green eyes to match my own
>Ethnicity and location
Not really bothered, UK/Europe
>Hobbies/interests
Games, anime, books, outdoors/travelling, food
>Why do you want a girlfriend
To have someone to share life with
>What could you offer
Excitement, empathy, weird humour, generosity.
>What's the most important thing for your gf to have?
Hyper autism (see pic)
>Deal breakers
FTM gender dysphoria (sorry but lost a gf because of this before), asexual
>Quick rundown on self
26, British, various geeky things, some of which I entioned above, some of which you'll have to find out for yourself :)


>>39045749
I adore big grills, hit me up
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>>39047017
Too bad you're too much of a stupid newfag to know how to reply to the post you were reading.
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>>39047446
>hyper autism
why would you want this?
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>>39037475
>Her age
Less than 26
>Her height, build,general looks
Above 5'1 in height, less than chubby
>Her ethnicity and location
Light skin but I've been attracted to darker girls before. Any location
>Her hobbies/interests
Shares my hobbies or has her own passion to share with me; it is attractive to have either. Life science, history, music, vidya, animu, fashion, cooking... Either sharing science/history/documentaries or showing me something you've made (cooking, music, art)
>Why do you want a gf
Companionship and to understand females
>What could you offer
My companionship. My caring nature. My insights. I can show you around Los Angeles and the yummy Asian food culture.
>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She has to be nice and faithful.
>Deal breakers
Drugs, needs alcohol, smokes, mindless social media, can't handle criticism
>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
26, Asian, 5'11, been told I have a lanky dadbod build, Socal, medical field, UCLA educated. Love life science, nature, psychology, history, bibliographies, documentaries, arthouse, music, vidya, some animes. I enjoy following politics to keep up with current events. I am more of a centrist. I found myself to enjoy Buddhism and Taoism as a philosophy. [email protected]
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>>39047498
oh haha sorry it was meant for >>39045898
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>> Her age
as long as she's 18+ I don't mind lol
>> Her height, build,general looks
Any body type, as long as she's not unhealthy I don't see issues and cuteness pls (Bonus points for short and/or dyed hair)
>> Her ethnicity and location
White, Spanish, Asian. Preferably Floridian
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya, cute boys, cosplay, animu
>> Why do you want a gf
I need someone to keep close to me and praise nonstop
>> What could you offer
love and good spending habits
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Positivity despite negative circumstances
>> Deal breakers
extreme self-deprecation to the point of suicidal tendencies
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Just turned 18 / White / 5'9 / I play vidya and like art and video editing, I love history and movies too much for my own good, florida sucks, I'm a weeby pretty boy
Discord:
dieyneon
#7697
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>>39047536

The better question is, why wouldn't I?
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>>39042467
anon you sound cute desu and Im everything you listed, add me on discord MissPocket#6809
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> Her age
19
> Her height, build,general looks
shorter than me,trap
> Her hobbies/interests
typical girl
> Why do you want a gf
lonely af
> What could you offer
love,support,speak french between her legs
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
simple;nice,2d
> Deal breakers
3d
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22 male
i'm typical mysef
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>>39037475

> Her age
Around 20
> Her height, build,general looks
Dont be obese
> Her ethnicity and location
Pref in northern yurop
> Her hobbies/interests
Pref same as mine
> Why do you want a gf
Why not
> What could you offer
Dunno
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Wants kids, not annoying
> Deal breakers
Dont be fat pls
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20 yo snownigger in scandiland, 180cm, 80kg, i like to lift, history and things
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>>39047763
Can I message you too?
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>>39046341
That's beautiful. I hope you find your soulmate. Can you at least tell me a little bit about yourself?
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> Her age
16-22
> Her height, build,general looks
over 5'3 (i'm 6'3 so anything under that would make things uncomfortable desu), healthy bmi, brown/black hair, preferably on the longer side, relatively cute
> Her ethnicity and location
white or asian, europe
> Her hobbies/interests
anything really, as long as we have some in common (anime, vidya, chess, reading, sleeping, etc)
> Why do you want a gf
friendship, emotional support, someone to keep me company
> What could you offer
everything above, loyalty.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
loyalty, motivation, patience
> Deal breakers
smoking, clubbing, drugs, too many (irl) friends, extremist of any kind
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
white boy from europe, decently built (6'3, although a bit on the skinnier side, broad shoulders, ok/10), extremely introverted (it'll take time for me to completely open up, voice chat isn't something i can do right away), interested in everything from vidya to astronomy, available 24/7, willing to make (some) sacrifices.

discord: firutaatata#5866
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>>39048034
I'm not sure what to say. It seems everyone is into programming and gamedeving these days so that's what I do aswell. I'm taking courses, to both learn programming and to confront my social anxiety and inability to talk to people, by forcing myself into social situations.
I like playing video games, science, watching documentaries and creepy stuff. Enjoy horror movies. Also do cooking and I kinda like making plushies and do a little bit of sewing and handcrafts. Besides those, love to either be inside for days and do my own thing, or go outside, sit down somewhere and just spend hours watching different people walk by, seeing what they wear, how they move, how they talk. Really like animals, especially dogs.

I don't feel i'm that interesting and I don't really have anything else going for me.
Thanks for the nice words tho.
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>>39047763
All anons brigade this discord
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> Her age
16-27
> Her height, build,general looks
less than 170cm, thin, pale, average looks, medium or long hair
> Her ethnicity and location
white or asian. near me
> Her hobbies/interests
literature, science, classical music
> Why do you want a gf
do things together, talk, cuddle
> What could you offer
interesting things to do, talk, warmth
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
being female, not being too much disagreeable, having interests and dwelve sincerely in them, not being too much social, no social at all would be near perfect
> Deal breakers
talk too much, have too much things too do, try to please others too much (including me)
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25 yo, work in a bank, completing a master in psychology, not very social -- this is the only place i have talked to other people in the last 3 years. white (3 generation of spanish and french families), 178cm tall, thin (i like to swim and run), live in a third world cunt. i like to read, write, sail and build things. i watch anime ocasionally and i am writing a visual novel
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>>39048231
fuck, i should have read what i wrote before posting. too many errors to fix
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>>39042467
You are a fucking normalfag, get the fuck OFF this board
>>39047763
You too normalfag slut
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>>39037475
>>Her age
17-22
>>Her height, build, general looks
5'9"< skinny to pudgy, decent boobs, ginger preferred
>>Her ethnicity and location
White, Western Europe
>>Her hobbies/interests
Music, film, history, sport, video games
>>Why do you want a gf
To have someone to love
>>What could you offer
Honesty, decency, a great singing voice
>>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Hopeless romantic, general cuteness
>>Deal breakers
Over the top tattoos, crying during sex
>>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age ethnicity location interests
18M UK, White, skinny with some muscle, love sport, music, film and history
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>>39037475
>> Her age
16-20
>> Her height, build,general looks
160cm<x<175 cm, petite with medium sized breasts, fairly long hair that is blonde/brown/black, smooth skin and fairly thin and healthy
>> Her ethnicity and location
White(Slavic or nordic) or East Asian(Japanese/Korean)
>> Her hobbies/interests
As long as she would watch anime with me I don't mind too much.
>> Why do you want a gf
Out of loneliness and a need for intimacy
>> What could you offer
A home and love
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
She has to be faithful and honest
>> Deal breakers
piercings anywhere except ears, non-virgin
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white, UK, history, politics, beginner /fit/izen, vidya and anime
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>>39037475
>Her age
20-30

>Her height, build,general looks
Don't really care to be honest looks dont play a big factor in who I get attached to. If I had to say anything dont be fatter an me (210) and height is a plus.

>Her ethnicity and location
Any ethnicity is fine. Florida but long distance is fine too.

>Her hobbies/interests
NEET life. Seriously. I want someone I can exist with and do nothing with together. I dont really like going out. Its expensive and more often than not not very satisfying.

>Why do you want a gf
I want someone to share my life with. Everything else in my life is great. There is nothing left to improve so now I want someone to settle down with.

>What could you offer
Unending devotion. Most aren't comfortable with that though which I can understand. I've received "You love TOO much, anon." a few times now. Once I'm attached I want to spend as much time together as possible and I want to do everything I can for them.

>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
To be in control of her life. I like a girl with at least a little ambition and willingness to be more.

>Deal breakers
Passivity and excessive submissiveness. I've dated long enough to know that I absolutely hate these traits. If you wait on me to "move" you and get you to do something its not going to work out. I want a girl that knows whats she wants and does something about it. Being lazy is perfectly fine. Its sitting there and wanting something but doing nothing to get it and then getting upset about it.

>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25, American mut (Seriously I have like 5 things in me), Florida, /v/ stuff when my friends aren't around. /tg/ stuff when they are around. I'm currently looking forward to star finder which comes out this week.
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>>39037475
>>39037475
> Her age
16-28
> Her height, build,general looks
4'9-5'7, anything up to overweight is fine, around that line somewhere. Not overly fussy
> Her ethnicity and location
Asian, Black, Hispanic, Arab, White preferably, but I don't really care all that much
> Her hobbies/interests
Anime, Has the capacity to have an intellectual discussion with me. introverted. Into Drawing is a plus.
> Why do you want a gf
I'm lonely, I'd like someone around to help and spend time with, I just want it to be stupid really. I think I'd make a good bf, I have lots to bring to the table. I think I'm ready for a gf.
> What could you offer
Smart, emotionally intelligent, good at diffusing conflict, empathetic, strong personality.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
To be able to keep up with me, I can talk quickly and passionately about issues and I need you to be able to comprehend me and provide introspection.
> Deal breakers
Lives in UK, is vegan
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, White, UK, Anime, old videogames, veganism, drawing. I'm a cute boi who can make you laugh sometimes.
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>>39037475
>Looking for a Girl (female)
>18 to 22
>Physical preference is not important but thicc hourglass is my favorite, followed by chub and bbw. I prefer Pale Skin and Dark Hair too.
>H I S T O R Y and historical/grand strategy games, Scifi is nice too. Maybe we can watch Anime together.
>It's natural human instinct to want a partner; I'm looking for one with common interests and similar views on relationships/morals.
>I'm sweet and clingy if we do manage to get anywhere but I' mostly looking to base any potential relationship off common interests at first
>She should be willing to voice chat, Videochat down the line too however I can understand why someone would want to wait a little before that.
>She must be a Biological Female (2 x chromosomes, no Y chromosomes)
>She must be a Virgin, preferably kissless too.
>She should desire to have one lifelong partner.
>No history of publicly Camwhoring/posting nudes for attention/similar degenrate behavior
>No Psycopaths
>No Sociopaths
>No BPD
>No Bipolar
>No Liars
>No Poly/No Cuck shit (You must be 100% loyal)

>I'm 19, White Male
>5'7, Skinny/Skelly build. Blue Eyes, Light brown/dirty blonde hair depending on who you ask, which I sometimes have in either a long or short style. I usually keep my facial hair short or shave most of it* (I never shave my sideburns off). I have nice teeth. Some people think my facial structure is nice, others think it's average, and some think it's below average, I'll show you after we talk a little.
>Located in Massachusetts
>Kissless Virgin
>I'm interested in History, Vidya (especially historical GSGs), Scifi. (mostly) Entry level Anime.
>I am kinda mistrustful.after my last LDR experiences
>Diagnosed sperg, major depression, anxiety.
>Neet. as for what I'm doing with my life I'm not sure but I'm having a meeting on the 15th of this month related to that and so I'll figure something out soonish (likely I'll be sent to College for free)

Throwaway Discord: King_Autist#5325
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>make a fake post pretending to be a 16 yo girl mad that everyone is going 18+ on their age range
>almost every post afterward is 16+instead of 18+

kek
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> Her age
18 - 30
> Her height, build,general looks
slim/average/fit, cute/pretty but i think that doesn't require saying. don't care about height. i'm 5'9. she can be as short as 5'0 or as tall as 6'0
> Her ethnicity and location
don't care. i do tend to be drawn to asians, and whites, especially of the eastern european variety
> Her hobbies/interests
a little outdoorsy, vidya, staying in more often than going out but not exclusively staying in or exclusively staying out either. maybe nerdy enough that if i tell her about my nerdy interests her eyes don't just glaze over
> Why do you want a gf
Female companion who i can actually tell my feelings to on occasion and learn/do bf/gf shit tgoether with and have very fulfilling sex with
> What could you offer
I don't know I'm not good at talking about myself. Good oaccasional conversation once we get to the we're comfortable with silence? i am introverted afterall. cuddling? a willingness to please sexually if she were to guide/tell me
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Not weirded out at the drop of a hat - i'm not outwardly weird but i can be weird without realizing it. hang me.
> Deal breakers
don't be overly clingy. a bit is cute. a lot is a nightmare
short tempers, jealous, overly possessive, all the usual shit
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
i'm a wizard. i play vidya and i'm nerdyish. and i'm neet but unneeting. yes yes i know its pathetic lol
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>>39037475
Guess my standards are too high.
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>>39048662
Yeah, or you're fishing in a barren pond.
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>>39048674
Where do I go, exactly?
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>>39048697
>>>/soc/
Better for your tastes, to be honest with you.
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>>39048567
love you anon, i like pretending i'm a girl too just to steer up the virgin stink
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>>39043823
Thank you senpai, i worked hard on it.
Just knowing someone appreciated makes me happy.
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>>39048812
you'll never truly be happy in the real world you shit eating stinky anime
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>>39048801
I've had equally poor luck there. Even in the same thread.
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>>39048801
dont date /soc/ whores you'll regret it

t. have only ever dated girls I met there
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>>39048976
stories?

oreginald barclay
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At this point I know so little about women I wouldn't know how to describe my ideal one
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>>39048976
started talking to a girl from /soc/ .. well "talking", more like having to carry the entire conversation by myself because she's a completely boring and obnoxious cunt who only ever responds hours later and with around 3 to 7 words, the real definition of one person human wall.

eitherway, got any examples of girls you talked to from there or stories? I'd be willing to hear them.
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>>39048976
I dated a girl from /soc/, was the best 2 years of my life
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>>39049070
Everyone here is like that
you included
and me too
I've basically i just force myself to talk at length abotu anything because conversation partners never do shit but sit there and be talked at otherwise.
but that girl you were talking to you need to ditch her. or just start asking for nudes and make her ditch you or get nudes. either way win win
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>>39049222
i am genuinely trying to talk about things with people but they don't usually give me much to work with if they cut the convo short or keeping waiting for me to say something else, i stopped sending her messages like 2 days ago though so that should be fine
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>>39049019
>>39049070

both were underaged and led me to think they were older however the second straight up lied about it for 4 months while the first told me the day after I asked her to be my long distance gf. Ultimately all problems in both relations have had their root in the famales I was with. Also, I'm still not exactly over the second girl. I broke up with her a month and some days ago, I'm still depressed as fuck and small things often remind me of her, and I can't get her out of my fucking head. I realised shes not who I thought she was, and yet I still feel some attatchment to this idealistic creation of her that I had in my head for about 4 months. I don't honestly know if I can ever try dating anyone again, that shit really fucked me up hard.
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I found my ideal gf on instagram and she lives near me, we've had brief conversations but I don't have the 'banter' and I'm too short. What do
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>>39049387
rape her rtffgcf
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>>39037689
Me again. Basically I'm looking for a EU femNEET willing to move in to get increased NEETbux and do things together. We'll buy you a good bicycle and go on little trips, cook nice things, and live the comfy life.
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>>39049387
if she whores herself out on instagram she's not worth your time
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>>39049387
figure out the bantz anon
tease her about something
just make sure it doesn't come out autistic and definitely looks like playful teasing instead of you shitting on her

>>39049294
okay if you talk at reasonable length and they're just like oh cool. or anything that isn't at least one full sentence.. yeah she sounds like a waste of time. don't feel bad - that's more on her than it is on you. but i certainly understand feeling bad

>>39049377
>both were underaged
how old are you anon?
>broke up a month ago
why did you break up if you don't mind my asking?
chin up anon
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>>39049377
don't worry anon, i feel you there. take things as they go for a while now, don't think of if you'll ever date again or not, things will slowly get back to what they were after a while, you might still be left with doubts or scars, but just go on with your life and wait for things to play out in time
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>>39049468
first I was 18 with 16

second I was 19 with 15 who became 16 around 3/4ths through except I thought she was 19 who became 20.

I broke up with her because she lied to me for 4 months among other things.

oh yeah forgot to add the emotional pain made me physically ill for over a week. when it first happened

>>39049517
I was so emotionally attatched that I might never recover

I had trust issues beforehand, now...
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>>39049584
Was the second one a red hair chick
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>>39049584
She lied about her age so that you wouldn't turn her down. And it's not much of a difference, once she hits 18 nobody would mind of even notice.
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>>39049584
if its not illegal, maybe you should let that lie slide? assuming she doesn't use it as a door to lie about other shit
she could've just lied to you because she thought you wouldn't date her for being underage (which is probably true lol) and its as innocent as that
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I want a kind girl who is shy to love, and have a life together with, and share all my interests with her. I'd like to have someone that I can be entirely open with, and who will support me when things get hard, and someone to make things better for when she feels bad.
I want to be in love ;_;
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>>39048837

Should have at least made a post that made sense.

If you were going to try and bait me desu.
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>>39037924
No.
I'm not short (5.11). All the manlets are looking for that.
I'm brown skinned (most men here want a pale girl).
My heritage is not Western European.
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>>39049595
no.

>>39049621
>>39049637
She did lie about other shit to try and keep the illusion that she was older. The post she added me from literally said 18+ only too. Sure, she looked older but I'm not about to just forgive someone who hurt me so severely. Besides all that she had her own problems and didn't ever want to talk about her life. I have no way of knowing of what she saod that was lies and what was half true for the most part.
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>> Her age
14-20
>> Her height, build,general looks
Quite short, quite cute? I guess with perky round boobersies, quite long hair, don't care for the color.
>> Her ethnicity and location
I'm not really for blacks, Poland or greece.
>> Her hobbies/interests
Games, psychology, politics.
>> Why do you want a gf
To feel like I'm loved and cared about.
>> What could you offer
My love?
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Being able to have a conversation about anything and not to be mad at stupid little things, being pretty calm.
>> Deal breakers
Cigarettes, being a radical feminist, progresive, supporting blm, being really religious, easilly getting mad, having under 120 iq.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
16, white arian, Greece and in a couple of years Poland, games, politics, psychology. Quite calm, kimd and an introvert.
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>>39049757
listen sweetheart
any dude who is unwilling to budge a little in terms of height and skin colour is probably not worth dating
that said, you're tall and i like tall girls - i don't think girls go for shorter dudes anyway
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>>39049771
>no.
I would've laughed so hard if it was
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>>39049757
I want a brown amazon girl personally.
Please give me a shot. Contact type?
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>>39049757
A lot of guys said they didn't care about ethnicity.
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>18 - 25
>preferably over 5 foot and not weigh more than 200. It's not that I have anything against big chicks I just only weight 157 so it seems goofy to have someone too much over.
>I don't really care. USA/Someone on the Gulf Coast would be even better
>Someone who is into adventuring and could appreciate just discussing whatever comes to mind. A lot of my interests involve fantasy so someone who could get behind that. All in all I'm just looking for a gf that could be a buddy too.
>I'm tired of being alone. I don't put myself out there and the dating world is really confusing to me.
>Affection, I have my life stable for the most part and could help you out if need be, just someone who could be there for you when you feel like what you have to say isn't worth someone else's time
>Don't drive and low self worth. I find myself craving attention more than I should at times. I focus way too much on love for my own good.
> 24, white dude, LA. Larping, urban exploring and the paranormal. There's a good bit like vidya and stuff, but those are the main three. I can show you a good bit of creepy/interesting shit I noticed in my city that most people wouldn't bat an eye to.
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>>39049771
maybe i don't know the whole story but even based on your account, it seems like she lied just so you wouldn't dismiss her outright
it probably would've been less burdensome emotionally if you just put your foot down and been like okay no more lies tell me who you are or i am gone
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>>39049757
glass couch potato?
if so, why was i ghosted
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>>39049757
>one just says over 5', doesn't care about ethnicity or location
what are you complaining about
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>>39049849
thats basically what I did after feeling fucked up for 2 days after finding out.

Part of what fucks me up is I can't entirely understand her motives or why she thought being so short sighted and letting my emotions escelate to an intense point based on the fact that I basically thought she was different was somehow an acceptable choice.
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>>39049987
maybe you need to come to terms with that. she doesn't sound bad, even based on your accounts
just misguided lying because she felt like you wouldn't accept her
maybe you're still torn up because deep down you know that's true and breaking up wasn't the right choice/
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>age
18-22
>height, build, general
tall, skinny, large breasts, wide hips
>ethnicity and location
Japanese, Aomori, Japan
>hobbies, interests
movies, language, internet culture
>why
haven't met any girls since I moved here
>offer
I have a salary, aparment, and car
>important trait
must be clingy
>deal breakers
normie, generic, tooany friends, never around enough, not enough honesty
>rundown
18, female, American, Aomori City Japan, video games, 4/2 chan, language studys, math
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>>39050059
you just need a good dicking is all
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>>39050059
>haven't met any girls since I moved here
That's because its not socially acceptable to be gay there.
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>>39050059
Dykes should be executed.
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>>39050024
well I won't lie sometimes I think about messaging her or wonder how I'd respond if she hypothetically messaged me but I really can't stand being lied to. I feel betrayed. I'm fucked up inside because I'm mentally ill and as such formed an extremely intense attatchment to the person I thought she was.In any case she wasn't as attatched by the end because I differed from her idealization of me somehow,but thats probably because by the end our conversations had dulled down and become very repetetive... (this was her primary grievence) but she didn't wanna talk about herself and she never seemed able or wanting to do stuff with me, and her interests didn't seem to overlap too much with mine. Also she lives on the opposite side of the world, so throw in a 14 hour time difference on all that, so meeting her wasn't exactly realistic.

Sometimes I wish those 4 deluded months never happened

other times I wish they never ended
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> Her age
idk
> Her height, build,general looks
height: less than 5'6". the rest i dont care about as long as shes not fat.
> Her ethnicity and location
white and in the south. specifically tennessee.
> Her hobbies/interests
music and vidya to a lesser degree.
> Why do you want a gf
so im not alone
> What could you offer
just general companionship
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
interest in a potentially long term relationship. good taste secondly.
> Deal breakers
complacency with modern degeneracy.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18, white, tennessee, and music. my taste is pretty varied kmfdm and converge are my favorites right now. im not liberal but it doesnt have to go further than that.
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>>39050323
It sounds like harmless lying
i really think you should consider taking her back
you seem really conflicted about this
should you do that, just do it cautiously
jesus dude stop being a wreck.

Again, if you trust she won't like about other shit "oh anon he's just a friend hee hee" or goes on trips with friends but lied to you and said she was sick..

should be fine anon
and yeah maybe the issue is with you but i definitely sympathize with both her lying and you feeling cheated
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>>39049809
Kik is fine. Have one?
>>39049827
But then they say stuff like
> no drugs
> thin
> must be near country x while I live far away from said country x
Or the guy is short. Don't REEEE at me for telling the truth.

Other than that, I rather not settle for a guy whose ideal is a pale, white chick or azn.
>>39049866
No. But here's your (You)
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>>39050467
Habsburger32 for kike
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>>39050467
Describe yourself then. Maybe post in the ideal gf
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>>39050467
>Or the guy is short. Don't REEEE at me for telling the truth.
you were just complaining about manlets wanting short girls when you don't even want short guys, wtf?
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>>39050484
>kike
i loled

>>39050490
This. Seriously
Jesus christ you fucking turbostacy
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>>39050490
Ok. Yeah. True. Sorry.

I have tried to go on a date/talk with a few shorter guys, one was really short.
And I couldn't help feeling that they either fetishized me for my height, or that people were staring at us.
It just felt really awkward.
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>>39037475
> Her age
i dont care aslog as its not over 30
> Her height, build,general looks
5,1 to 5,5
> Her ethnicity and location
white and close by
> Her hobbies/interests
i dont care
> Why do you want a gf
cuddles and sex
> What could you offer
i can buy food and im mildly funny
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
she needs to be a nymph
> Deal breakers
bipoler bpd aspd or any other such mental diseases
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>>39045938
>>39046019
God dammit why am I so unlikeable. FUCK.
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>>39050537
Turbostacy and have been on this board for 6 years now lurking or pretending I'm a guy. Until now.
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>>39050490
Don't worry anon she didn't even add me so it's not like she took up her complaints of loneliness...
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>>39050576
>caring this much about what others think of you
wtf
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>>39050605
It's just there's not too many women on the board.

I didn't get a (you) either but then again I don't expect any girls to really be into larping or the occult.
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>>39050607
Are you a virgin tho anonette
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>>39050671
>posting on a board revolving around (the lack of) self image
>telling someone not to care too much
Yes.
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>>39050576
>And I couldn't help feeling that they either fetishized me for my height
what is this meme of hating to be "fetishized", you would think having your partner be really into you would be a plus. if people said their ideal was nigger you'd probably complain about that too.
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>>39050607
wat

>>39050576

>>39050671
this tbqh

>it felt really awkward
that says more about you than it says about him
tldr you're a fucking cunt who just wants a man for status
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>>39050700
I think you have grossly misunderstood what this board is about
it's more being annoyed that others are annoyed at your autism, not embracing their opinion of you
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>>39037475
I don't care as long as she isn't obese. I have acne scars and I'm chubby so I'll take any fembot I can take.
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>>39050745
do you want to change those things anon?

>acne
diet might help. if its not that or lifestyle related shit might ahve to see doctor or something

>chubby
i'm a picky eater and i don't love eating so hard to comment
I can literaly just eat less and i don't care
that said, if i were gaining weight slowly, because the things i said above i could literally just say fuck it and use the nuclear response of salads for breakfast lunch and dinner (plus maybe vitamin pills)
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>>39050859
I don't have acne anon. I have acne scars.
For your 2nd part, I would change if my gf wanted me to lose weight. That's if I can get a gf. I was thinking of going on a all salad diet for a month of october.
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>>39037475
>> Her age
17-21
>> Her height, build,general looks
Short and kinda thin.
>> Her ethnicity and location
European, white
>> Her hobbies/interests
Should at least decently smart, and if she games would be a bonus, that would be so comfy. We could just go on trips in nature/hike and have fun. Idk really.
>> Why do you want a gf
To ditch all my shitty "friends" and live with her, to be loved.
>> What could you offer
A place to live, semi-decent income and alot of love.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
To be kind and not like most of sluts these days.
>> Deal breakers
Not honest
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18 (inb4 you can't be a real robot yet), white, from Eastern Europe, I play obscure dying multiplayer games. I earn from wagecucking and trading cryptocurrency. Basically I want a nice, comfy gf that is not judging and is open minded.
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>>39050894
oh acne scars
I have no ideas on what to do about that :(

but losing weight.. Don't you think its better if you lost it on your own initiative and not becuse your gf prompts you to?
Different story if you both got fat and you both decide, eh honey i think we should lose weight "yeah i agree lets do it!" that's something else lol
As for your diet I hope it works out anon. just make sure you're otherwise getting all the nutrients you need

Beyond that, weight loss (or weight gain for those of us who are who are especially bony) is literally the easiest thing you can do to up your attractiveness
it doesn't cost any extra effort on your part, and it doesn't require you to change your personality fundamentally. Its just a slow(ish?) process of chipping away at your eating habits and/or eating more/less than you're used to
You'll make it, anon!
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>>39050959
Ok anon but will you be my fembot gf?
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>>39050930
Oh, am also a 186cm 70kg skelly.
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>>39050745
I have acne scars too..im gonna get laser resurfacing next month to see if it helps..you should look into that desu
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>>39050978
if only i were a girl anon
but i'm picky even now
If i were a girl I'd probably be a stacy
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>tfw two anons both said that my post was really good but neither left their contact
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>>39051076
I think that's just one huge meme isn't it?

>>39051078
Rip
>>
to be quite honest ill take any tennessee fembot that isnt taller than me (5'6"). a "broken" girl is fine. i dont care anymore. i dont have an interest in anime so dont expect it to be reciprocated tho.
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>>39051137
From what ive seen it does tend to work..but i have pretty severe scars so idk
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>>39037475

> Her age
16-21

> Her height, build,general looks
I'm fine with some chub but really just not interested in anyone who is fat.

preferences would be-
short and petite, or tallish like 5'7-5'9 and athletic
Also with brown or blonde hair

> Her ethnicity and location
White,
would also be happy with latina, asian, and middle eastern though

> Her hobbies/interests
Anime would definetly be at the top of my list for my ideal gf

Would also say it would be nice if she watched a lot of movies too, played vidya, were into any sports, or liked to workout since those are most of my hobbies

> Why do you want a gf
I'm lonely

Might be a little weird to say this but I eventually want to start a family as well

> What could you offer
Emotional support, loyalty, cuddling, I'm fairly intelligent and can give ok advice I think. I'm shy around people I don't know, but if I'm comftorable around you I can be a fun person to be around.

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Loyalty too I guess

> Deal breakers
Fat

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19/w/m/Indiana
What I listed in hobbies are most of my interests, only thing I could add maybe is I read a lot too.
College student. I take decent care of my body. Pretty autistic though and have no social life.

>contact
kik: max.power.s

discord: ledunc#3026

skype: Charles Duncman

Message me on r9k if you want to communicate some other way.
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>>39051312
also listen to a lot of country music
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>>39037475
> Her age
18-22
> Her height, build,general looks
not a literal midget, somewhat fat with huge tits, dresses fashionably (not a slob)
> Her ethnicity and location
don't care about race, UK
> Her hobbies/interests
anything other than social media
> Why do you want a gf
I love cuddling and I like having someone to share my feelings with
> What could you offer
wagecuck money (not a NEET anymore), a good sense of humor, low-grade drawfag skills
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
obsessiveness, even if she's not extremely open about it
> Deal breakers
outie bellybutton (they gross me out sorry), previous sexual partners in the double digits, uses the snapchat dog filter
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20 years old, 5'8" slim white guy with cool swooshy hair and a decent jawline, lives in southwest England, enjoys graphic design and watching cartoons
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>>39050375
I can't logically justify it. I know it would most likely just result in me getting hurt again
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>>39051498
>logical
bro these are your feelings
at least do it just to make sure
how bou dat
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Can any anons tell me if they've ever actually been contacted by femanons from threads like these?
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>>39051637
>femanon falls for him
>leaves him and marrie shis best friend
doubt.jpg
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>>39051603
I've only established contact in the threads with girls as the posters and guys replying.

I've seen girls talk about replying ending up with their bf via this though
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>>39051660
No one girl so far has ever met my criteria lol
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>>39051603
Yeah I had a local girl from a /yg/ thread way back.

We talked for a bit, but it died down. She showed hints of instability but I regret turning down her chance to hang out.

I didn't even really have romantic feelings, I just wanted her to be a part of my life.
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>>39050467
so you're an overweight tall-ish drug-using nonwhite girl? m-maybe we should be friends because I'm the same.
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>>39051570
well I feel like messaging her again would just gash my wounds even more open
>>
>>39051603
Yeah someone from this thread is messaging me atm. She says she's a cross boarder from cgl. She lives pretty close. We are planning on meeting up maybe by the end up the month.
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>>39051768
But why?
wouldn't it be cathartic (assuming you genuinely felt that way) to forgive her
if the first thing she does is shit on you, or if she starts lying again, then I guess you'd have your final answer
That also assumes that you do this in good faith, and you aren't just there to try to catch her in a lie, which is of course toxic for the relationship too
This all just sounds like a huge misunderstanding to me to be honest
Don't throw it away over some (presumably) harmless infatuation driven lying
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>>39051745
Overweight is ok for girls but obese is not.
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>>39051745
She'll break your heart like she broke mine anon
>>
I'm an eternal neet(I'm 25, never had a job, did nothing after high school) and I just don't see anything happening in my life) and I just want someone who doesn't care about that
I don't know if I deserve to be loved, but I really want to be
>>
>>39051830
is oit really so harmless if I've gotten so hurt over it?
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>>39052156
Because I think the issue is you more than it is her
she clearly liked you
everything you mentioned her lying about was to keep the illusion of being the age she told you. could it be that bad now that the cat is out of the bag, and assuming she isn't lying about other such shit too? i mean i presume she was forthcoming after it came out that she had been lying
>>
>>39040232
h-hi
[email protected]
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>>39052156
You are probably the first guy in the history of mankind to get upset that the girl who likes you turns out to be younger than she initially said she was. If the only thing she ever lied about was her age, you must have serious issues to end a relationship over it.
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>>39051338
I mean myself I don't care if you do or don't
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If you're mentally ill or looking for someone mentally ill, get in here.
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>>39045938
I feel such a failure compared to you. Kek
I fill some of the requirements but sadly I have depression
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>>39052233
she mentioned towards the end that she was less attached to me than to her idealization of me and that she was barely thinking about me throughout her day towards the end, that messaging me had kinda been like a chore for her for a few months due to the lack of real substansial conversation we had. In retrospect I should have asked her to do things with me more but timezones and the fact shes in school and she couldn't really let her mom know i existed. In any case, mostly her fault as far as I see it.

Are you actually really just her anonymously shilling me to message you or something? Unlikely but I figured I'd ask given your interest in this.

>>39052415
nigga I aint violatin any laws consiously, also the breakup was kinda mutual and I had more reasons, namely her being so closed off. See also: above
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>>39052500
Fuck off we don't care about your normie discord group.
>>
>>39052513
You picked one of two chads that posted in here anon. Just pick a nice robot
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>>39052528
No anon i'm not her, i'm jsut some wizard anon -_-
I'm just tryign to stop you from committing to a mistake, if it is such
But based on that other shit then yeah i suppose its over then.
If it was only the lying about the age, I don't see that as an insurmountable obstacle
but that's me

>>39052513
Talk to him anyway?
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>>39037475
>Ideal gf

i'm literally talking to wife material right now
>>
>>39052586
how
where
help me anon
>>
>>39052586
Is that you furbie?
>>
>>39052513
>chad wins again
fucking hell stop this
STOP THIS
>>
>>39047699
you sound cute
[email protected]
>>
>>39045938
Why do so many people on 4chan to have lucrative work at such a young age? I don't even know any 23 year olds making 70k.
>>
>>39039925
pls respond someone ;____;
I just can't talk or introduce myself to people in person
>>
>>39052567
I'm really autistic about honesty and openess so...
>>
>>39052593
motivation and dedication

>>39052602
>Is that you furbie?
yes. are you steam guy who uninstall audi
>>
>>39052722
Maybe you should come to terms with being less autistic about them
sooner or later that's going to be the thing that ruins relationships
esp since you told us this story
anyone who lists honesty as a thing they value or desire is not someone who should be trusted to be honest
that said i think you might just be a solemn and morose person and thats why the girl had some 'idealization' of you - because you didn't start off being morose when you two started talking
>>
>>39052709
it would be nice if someone would, but the world isn't fair. No one has even responded to mine, man.
>>
>>39052766
Yes, I've secured a guro girl. Mission accomplished, counter-chads win.
>>
>>39052785
brb messaging you on steam
>>
>>39052593
learn how to talk to girls
>>
>>39052779
more like my face was posted around on here and soc for over a year and she saw it, developing a crush based on appearence and then having a crush on a face of a guy she didn't really know for over a year. I can understand that because I've done that to one girl irl.

The thing is I have a hard time reading people/emotions, I have an extremely hard time telling the difference between an uncomfortable tone of voice and a liar tone of voice, and as such I'm very mistrustful and have had frequent anxiety attacks over her not being honest.

also maybe it's late to add but I remember in those 2 days of deliberating what to do (to break up or not) she was very conflicted too.

Make what you will out of all this, I'm most likely just gonna be a wizard in about 10.3 years or so
>>
>>39052940
Well fair enough
just don't pass up a good thing
>>
>>39048390
why is veganism a deal breaker if you're vegan?
>>
>tfw absolutely none of these sound like me because they all want gun nut conservatives or don't care about intellectual pursuits
>>
>>39053144
>>tfw absolutely none of these sound like me because they all want gun nut conservatives or don't care about intellectual pursuits

are you a philosopher?
welcome to the enlightenment
>>
>>39052993
I guess being anxious sometimes is better than the constant dread amd depression I feel now.

I still think messaging her is a bad idea though.

however if she does for whatever reason message me I'm still not sure how i'd respond, or if I even would be able to.
>>
>>39053170
>are you a philosopher?
I enjoy philosophy, but I'm not one.
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>>39053144
read them again.
>>
>>39053233
post your favorite song
>>
>>39053144
>no one cares about intellectual pursuits
>this guy right here clearly wants a girl to talk about history with
>>39048511

lol ok
>>
>>39053144
Because you read like one or two then posted this.

I'm not going to link mine because it was ignored, probably for a reason, but the main thing I stated I wanted from the girl was to just talk about subjects outside the box.
>>
>>39053233

Ctrl+F philosophy and look at all the results
>>
>Her age
18-24
>Her height, build, general looks
Petite, bob cuts and short hair are cute, so are septum piercings
>Her ethnicity and location
White
>Hobbies/Interests
"~Creative~" stuff. Live music, Art museums, film and movie festivals. Super big bonus points if she paints or plays music. I like to do /out/ stuff on occasion, not super serious. Travelling Anime is fun too.

>Why do you want a gf
Romance is fun. Learning and growing with an equal is cool.

>What could you offer
Empathy and perspective on depression and struggling in life while being a demonstration that it's something you can move past. I'm pretty resilient, I should be dead, or suffering from a tremendous amount of ptsd but neither are the case. I'm a decent listener, literally nothing anyone can tell me can surprise me. Loyal. Honest. Loving.
I have a job and a nice apartment
>Most important trait in gf
Feminimity
>Deal breakers
Drug addict. this isn't a 'reeee degenerate normies' thing. I mean dyed in the wool drug addicts. Not liking dogs.
>Rundown of yourself
21 years old, 5'11", hairy dad bod, proud dog dad. I've seen and done some shit. Southwest US. My interests align with the stuff I put above.
>>
>>39053349
7 instances, one was this guy:
>>39047588
And three were you. The remaining two listed it as - their interest- not the desired trait in a girl.
>>
>>39053144
if it's not math it's not intellectual
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>>39053144
>don't care about intellectual pursuits
Why would I want intellectual pursuits from a girl? Objectively speaking, girls are less capable of logical thought. I'll stick with my guy friends when I'm doing stuff along that vein.
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>>39053465
pretty much
philosophy is a bunch of rubbish
>>
fuck it why not lads

>Her age
18-26

>Her height, build, general looks
shorter than 5'11" (my height) preferably but taller doesnt matter. not a stick but not morbidity obese. takes care of herself.

>Her ethnicity and location
pretty open to whatever

>Her hobbies/interests
not to fussed on that, as long as its something she enjoys and is willing to give new things a go with me

>Why do you want a gf
same reason everyone wants one but if I had to chose itd be because i want someone i know i can always talk too (especially if its been a rough day on placement)

>What could you offer
great sense of humour, understanding, loyalty and trust. also doing my best to make every interaction somewhat different and fun

>What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
understanding. we're gonna have shit days every now and again and she needs to understand that sometimes i may need my space to process things and vice versa

>Deal breakers
drug user (weed and alcohol is fine), has had more than a couple sexual partners. gets overly jealous when i talk to female friends at uni

>Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white uni student in aus. i have some chub since im an ex powerlifter but fixing that. i train muay thai most of the week and if not doing that im at uni. i enjoy my training, vidya, some tv and watch anime if in the right mood. i intend to enlist into the army at some point some but that may change seeing how i can no longer join the adf atm cause im a male.
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>>39053421
I didn't let it as a desired trait/interest on mine, cause I put it as one of my interests and said I wanted shared interests with a girl I'm with.
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>>39053211
Well I hope that situation gets better for the both of you
>>
>>39053144
i like flights of fantasy but i wouldn't say i'm a philosopher, though those flights of fantasy tend to conjure up philosophical questions
wat are y ou even after
>>
>>39038040
If Im younger is that okay?
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>>39053144
Is it because I want something long-term and don't want my partner to be a drug addict?
>>
>>39053477
So men don't want girls like me, who are studying maths/ robotics and philosophy? Great.
>>
>>39054414
I'm neither flighty, nor do I do drugs.
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>>39054586
That sounds awesome, but I'm only self-teaching and it's low level math because I didn't learn enough in school so I doubt someone like you would want me. Someday I'll get up to multivariable calculus, linear algebra, and engineering though.
>>
>>39054603
I don't mind talking about intellectual subjects
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>>39054586
What are you trying to do right now?
>>
>>39054586
No worries you're sorunded by men, you don't need to here.
>>
>>39054770
Complain. I would have thought it was obvious. Because a lot of men think like >>39053477
And I'm generally pretty shut out of dating.
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