/britfeel/

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Good night and God bless.

>>39035122
Is it really though op?

take this crap to >>>/soc/ jesus

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4th for crippling neet hopelessness


spotted a Ferrari when I went out to cycle

all i want is a skinny asian gf and make her chubby

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Last day of wageslavery! Mr Shekelberg even gave me the keys to the shop for today. Guess I'm now /responsible/. Cannot wait to catch up on sleep though

What have my favourite lads got planned for this comfy sunday?

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What you listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6urRX_szKQ

>>39035404
https://youtu.be/iILs_WSY86w

>saw a girl who was about 9 years old wearing a choker

whats the world coming to desu

>>39035756

Little minx!

>>39035756
this is the sexiest timeline

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>>39035344
Day 2 of the Tilde Hunt.

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>woken up by the sun again
Getting pretty mad at it, lads. I'm gonna jerk off and go back to bed.

>>39036410
2017, no blackout curtains.

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nearly crashed my motorbike the other day because I got distracted looking at a girl through her flat window. She wasn't even doing anything sexy or interesting just living her life. The thing that grabbed me was her room looked like a fake American "college dorm room" like pic related. It made me wonder what she was thinking about when she bought all that stuff, then I started imagining we lived together and were on a shopping trip to ikea. She wanted to buy one of those letters with the light bulbs in and that's when the red light appeared out of no where and I had to slam the breaks and nearly dropped it putting the back end out.

>>39036470
Do you work is a teaching hospital?

what is the endgame for people who want a trap bf? after five or so years he wont look feminine anymore, he'll be a grown man

>>39036700
Find another one I guess.

>>39036470
For fucks sake din't yer dad tell ya that wimmens will kill ya?

I'm glad you didn't crash.

(For the record I hope to die boning my wife)

Lads what do you think of this for a band name?
Fertile Fairytale.

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good morning /britfeel/
Yesterday I was ditched by a 9/10 roastie, I felt sad, I was ditched by my mates and felt worse.
I went on a /nightwalk/ to preoccupy myself and to make it look like I spent the night with friends because I couldnt' deal with telling my family that I was ditched again.
I walked for around an hour and a half, and when walking home I found some people I knew in secondary school, they invited me to join them and I felt good.
Fast forward 2 hours I am super drunk and another girl comes up to me and does all the work for me. Which is great because she didn't see my autismo.
I lost my virginity but I still feel shit and sad all the time. The sex was pretty bad because the condom stangled my dick.
I still feel bad but I don't feel as bad as I did. How as your night lads?

>>39037159
That was a bit of a rollercoaster lad. But still, no more virginity, normie!

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>>39037199
probs doesn't count because too drunk.
Morning sex probs didn't count because interrupted by her parents waking up and bed was creaking. Also had banging headache and was super dehydrated.

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>>39037231
Probs doesn't count because too drunk to cum*
sorry about that lad

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>>39037159
terrible, I also ditched my friends after a failed female encounter, didn't meet anyone on my hour long isolation ramble and didn't have sex.

>>39037298
I didn't ditch my friends I got ditched by friends. I made some new ones though which feels good.

>>39037239
after years of daily masturbation its not surprising at all that you didn't cum, you should be pleased you managed to get hard and definitely lost your virginity m8

>>39037159
Where did you have the sex lad?

Does someone here keep making new PSN accounts then messaging me?

>>39035756
I need to buy one desu

>>39036282
Gonna catch a big one

>>39037326
dick was at three quarts sail to four fifths, so did the job, was still strangled by condom though. I guess it acted as a cock ring.

>>39037324
this is true. Think I'm gonna start nofap.

>>39037326
the poosi, unless you're asking where in the world, it was her house.

>>39037364
>Think I'm gonna start nofap.
don't need to go that far lad you just need practice and patience to be able to cum while fucking, its a different feeling to your hand.
Wouldn't worry about it too much desu

>>39037417
>practice and patience to be able to cum while fucking
idk lad I was going pretty slow, built it up to a thrust a second or something.
In hindsight I lost it and got with a girl, helped clear my head of the roastie, even if she was hotter. However I think this girl wants a relationship, and I don't know if I do. I'm confused lads.

I genuinely hate working retail at the weekends oh my god lads stop buying things

>>39037477
>implying i leave the house
Not us lad, its the normies

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>>39037477
>finally getting out of retail
unbelievably good feel

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need a good hangover cure lads, I got 4 squid and I need one stat

>>39037564
Tried water? It's free, it comes out the taps. Pure water.

>>39037564
glass bottle of irn bru and the cold remains of any take away.

Any lads here in Telford?

I'm ESL.
Native tongue is German and I live in the UK.
All the brits tell me that my english is "great" but I believe that they have low standards.

How do I learn to speak more authentic english?

>>39037876
how goes it germoney, how are you today?

>>39037876
Go out and practise it, best way to learn a language is to get a girlfriend, but you're here even if it is morning /britfeel/ so I guess you could play video games and talk to people in them, I think games like DayZ might be best to learn, if you have a guy to play with.

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>>39037876
I hear they have good English classes back over in Germany.

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>>39037876
Please hang out here and take the piss out of Pubes for pretending to be german and knowing how to speak it, it will be bants.

>went from 135lb to 148lb in under a month
>same diet
>same height
>same drinks
>same level of activity
what's going on lads?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uARh9fkx5b

I can't believe one of you absolute madmen mentioned me
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/741907931/
wasn't me, I was fast asleep

>>39037733
anytime i want it, day or night, free of charge

>>39037876
>do I learn to speak more authentic english

Don't, you want to be teaching English people to speak the language more like you.

>>39038034
*round of applause*

>>39038005

Stress
Thyroid issue
Something affecting metabolic rate... Drugs?
You've contracted something nasty.

don't look back in anger lads (come on you all know this one lemme hear you sing along for manchester)

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>>39038034
very nice anon, made me feel a little less shit.

>>39038086
Sing for the kiddies, fuck Noel.

>>39038083
possibility ratings
>Stress
8/10
>thyroid issue
1/10
>drugs
9/10
>contracted something nasty
5/10

thanks lad

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE AS SHE'S WALKIN ON BY

my hair looks horrible. haircut and a shave for the first time in months tomorrow. i dread having stare at my ugly acne covered face in the mirror

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T9v7MgXK8L

>>39038199
I need a haircut too. I dread going because every time I do they always take too much off the top even when I ask them not to. I tell them "I don't want any length off the top I'm trying to grow it out" and he fucking insists that I do, setting the growth back 2 months. I've been to 2 barbers that have done it now.

>>39038199
>>39038260
>tfw havent cut my hair in 4 years

apparently my hair is exactly like my great grandmothers and she was able to sit on it so thats what im aiming for desu

>>39038311
I went from age 15 to I think 19 or 20 without cutting too. It looked awful.

>>39038199
>>39038260
>>39038311
12 years here without a haircut

>>39038341
damn son, how long is it

>>39038360
near my ass, I can almost sit on it.

What a beautiful Sunday morning. I think after I'm done cleaning up after my self-destructive Friday/Saturday I'm gonna go for a bike ride and listen to some boards of Canada.

What are you lads up to?

>TFW get a six back and sides and messy on top every 3 months.
This 3 months are hell though because my hair goes full Lennon.

>>39038392
>Boards of Canada
Great choice lad.
Gonna gut my bedroom and spare room because they're pulling up with junk and it's getting on my goat.

Probably gonna listen to some Midori. In the mood for some jap noise rock.

https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8

Proper classic tune this lads.

Am I allowed to wear glasses in a passport photo??? I'm stressed about this and actually leaving the house to get it done and I just want to expire

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wheres pikeyanon and mr cuddles these days?

>>39038808
does it matter?
you can just ask them and take them off if they say no

>>39038829
about to be killed in a pikey fued

>>39038833
>you can just ask them
Anon...

>normie house party from last night hasnt ended yet
>still blasting rave music at max volume and screaming constantly

>>39038392
>BoC
probably the comfiest music for a sunny sunday. enjoy your cycle anon.
i've just done some gardening and now having a rocket lolly. i don't expect to do much else today!

>>39038859
>screaming constantly

are you sure someone isn't trying to cover up a massacre?

>>39035267

Is that dog shit in front of the van?

>>39039174
Nah, mould. He coughed before taking the photo

>>39038859
why cant you call the police? are they non white so just get exempt from the law or something? you can call the police on them if they are white

>>39038808

No you're not, and they enforce it very strictly.

>>39039190

>tfw found the location of that photo but don't want ebin to think I'm part of the hitman team so don't want to scare him by posting it

>>39039200
No, you can wear glasses as long as they are clear lenses and your eyes are showing.

saw some sketchy lad on a bicycle taking a pic of my ferrari earlier

concerned he's going to steal it and use it to molest children
called police

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>tfw I went out drinking last night thinking it would be great as a means of social interaction and ingergration into normie life away from neet life and bitter emptyness for a change for the first time in nearly a year

The first couple of hours were comfy as anything just down the pub with a mate and some kid I knew of just chatting away and enjoying ourselves drinking beer in a great enviroment in a fine establishmemt.

Only for me to later move on to another bar that was complety mobbed full of people, as soon as I stepped foot inside it was like every sense of emotion was sapped from within me and bleak thoughts of nihlism and questions of life started to consume my soul.
There was people around me who could barely walk, people of which I recognised from school who used to be great, happy and beautiful whom were reduced to wasting there lives away by taking drugs and drinking themselves to a point of utmost death.
In addition there was low IQ materialistic thralls all taking selfies with fake laughter and smiles who you could just tell were complete empty husks relliant on the vices of life as a means of enjoyment.

The bar later closed and before I knew it there I was carrying a drunken wreck of a mate to the kebab house and back to the taxi rank to go home.
Lost in my thoughts and consumed by a sense of emptyness I went to get a bottle of booze , so I could try to enjoy my sense of numbness by enjoying it whilst at home and letting the greatness of Wagner and Chopin restore my sense of humanity in life, thus preventing me from finding that rope in the garage and hanging it from a rafter and ending my pointless existance there and then.

>Safe to say I wont be going out like that ever again.

>>39039209
post it, someone else will only do it

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>>39039230
(1)
Back to the taxi rank to go home.
Lost in my thoughts and consumed by a sense of emptyness I went to get a bottle of booze , so I could try to enjoy my sense of numbness by enjoying it whilst at home and letting the greatness of Wagner and Chopin restore my sense of humanity in life, thus preventing me from finding that rope in the garage and hanging it from a rafter and ending my pointless existance there and then.
>Safe to say I wont be going out like that ever again.

>>39038443
why is she such a bully?

>>39039230
>>39039258
Put down the drink anon, you are the same as them.

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https://youtu.be/d0LeL9BUPtA
thread theme

>>39035267
why edit out the plates of the audi? hmmm

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>>39039278
No way I only usualy drink once a week and usually its only a couple of glasses of fine scotch or cognac to savour simply as a reward after another week not simply drinking myself to death.
But your right last night I ended up doing the whole bottle of jonnhy walker red and waking up having passed out in my chair. However it is the first time in a long while I have ended up doing that as I usualy never would but last night I felt I needed to having been through all that.

>>39039394
t. addict trying to justify

>>39039406
>oh no i drank all night at a bar, better drink a whole bottle of fucking whiskey

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What's your vice, britfeel?

>>39039498
top right and bottom left makes you a fucking disgusting degenerate who needs to an hero right now

>>39039504
that's two thirds of britfeel dead

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>>39039504

>tfw only engage in top left and might do bottom right soon
>tfw in anon's good books

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>>39039498

Got one of these, it's very sturdy.

>>39039519
those keep your body and mind safe where as drugs completely destroy both of those and any one who does them is no better than a non white

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/08/13/ant-mcpartlin-speaks-recovery-necking-tramadol-point-psychosis/
kek what nob

>>39039498
none of them lad. living as cleanly as i can.

>>39039261
Hot, thanks for sharing

Want another pic of her smashing that fucking pakis head in

>>39039261
what's the story behind that pic with shark girl?

>>39039498
top row famalam, keep it classy

>>39039410
I had 5 pints of hoegaarden the entire night, 4 at the pub before and 1 at the bar later due to waiting nearly 20 minutes to get served because of the mobs of people.
I didnt drink for about 3 hours until i started drinking again when i finally got home.

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>>39039555

Kev blesses the straight edge lifestyle

>>39039592
you waited 3 hours after drinking 5 pints before drinking a whole bottle of whiskey, yep that means you're not an alcoholic

>>39039406
I can go an entire month with out feeling the urge to drink and have done it many times before due to being completly out of money due to having to pay the rent money.
Yes I have a couple of drinks sometimes on the weekend but its no more than 2-3 glasses.
I admit I went all out last night for the first in almost a year, but your telling me you have never done that in your life?
If so your logic is implying that you are an alcholic just for going over board ocasionaly once or twice a year?

>>39039498
my vice is /Britfeel/

i very rarely do any of the above and i have never fucked a prozzy.

>>39039642
>I can go an entire month with out feeling the urge to drink and have done it many times before due to being completly out of money

lmao is this nigger serious?
>i was out of money and couldnt afford alcohol so it means im not an alcoholic
what are you saying, youre not an alcoholic because youre not desperate enough to commit crime for it or something? mate, if you keep drinking you are an alcoholic, you clearly cant stop it and want to keep doing it

Just had a knock on the door, I'm not sure what prompted me to answer the door this time, because the doorbell never rings for a good reason.

This time it was a Jehovahs witness who just handed me a leaflet, so neutral, a best case scenario

i need to drop my standards. i should start going for chubby nerdy girls. i dont care if they are physically below me, dating 7s and 8s is too much bother.

>>39039696

Chubby nerdy girls will be higher maintenance than a mentally stable 7/8

>>39039682
Last time they came here I told them I was a follower of aleister crowley, they have never come back.

>>39039701
what if you treat them like shit?
some of them get off on that

Anyone here been in love? Got super strong feelings for someone and I'm not sure if it is or not. Literally never looked at another person since knowing them and it physically hurts when I don't at least talk to them daily.

Is there like a certain amount of time dating before you can say it's not pure infatuation?

>>39039696
That's all I dated for about two years. Then I realised I wasn't attracted to them, it was just nice to go out with a girl and have sex

>>39039712

Then it's a constant game, normal women are much much better than fat women. Fat women have the attention of 100+ desparate men, but 7/8s will probably have less hit on them, as people think it's a waste of time

>>39039696
I bet you're nowhere near as attractive as you think you are. Looks aren't anywhere near as important to women as social skills are.

>>39039701
really, how come this is so? i have never dated one but i know of some and they seem alright. For Normal 7/8 girls there is too much competition, there will always be the chance that another fella is trying to get into them and i will likely have to fight off other fella in real life if i go out of a night with her. last girl i dated was an 8 and straight away some drunk fellas tried to get cheeky. i look like a soft cunt so people probably think they can take me for granted.

>>39039696
Chubby girls tend to be more entitled and have more personality defects than skinny ones. They have the whole internet telling them how special and beautiful they are.

You'd be better off aiming for less attractive or more dull looking skinny girls .

This will be ebin when he is 30+

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_Ribsskog

He is some Norwegian lunatic who thinks the 'Mafian' with an 'n' are after him, like Ebin thinking he has a hit on his head

>>39039760
that is why i said i need to drop my standards. i reckon im quite normal. most lads i know in relationships are less funny, interesting, and not much more confident.

>mum asked if she could submit my photo to a local salon running a competition for a make over and 500 pound worth of clothes
ffs

>>39039788
>https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_Ribsskog
>read first quote
>"I'm very heterosexual."
HAHAHAHAHA it is ebin

>>39039788
>Ebin thinks he has a hit on his head

Sorry what

>>39039800
I think you are confused mate. If you are the one who is better than the lads you know, how come you are the single one? Doesn't make sense. Much more likely you have an unrealistic view of yourself.

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>>39039672
>turn up at AA meeting
>randomer tells his story
>"alchol has ruined my life i used to beat my wife and kids in a drunken rage, now im divorced and my kids got put into care."
>"so anon whats your problem with drink and would you like to contribute?"
>"I have a couple of glasses of scotch on the weekend and will drink an entire bottle once or twice a year."
Yeah im an alcholic for sure...

>>39039788
>Erik has a special interest in what he terms as "little negro boys."

This has Ebin stamped all over it

>>39039834
>im not as bad as these guys therefore i dont have a problem

okay anon, reject everything people have said here, you don't have a problem, nothing is wrong, keep doing what you're doing, you don't have a problem, you don't have a problem, you don't have a problem, im sure it makes you feel better knowing you definitely don't have a problem

>Roastie mother had 2 short affairs when I was a child
>I never even knew about these at the time
>Dad stayed with mother so I wouldn't be raised by single mother
>he is having an affair now
>She is oblivious
>I'm providing him with alibis and have been for 2 years

>>39039859
Sounds very psychologically healthy lad. I'm sure you'll have a very well adjusted life with healthy satisfying relationships.

>>39039828
>If you are the one who is better than the lads you know, how come you are the single one?

because i dont try. the lads that are not single are the type that go out almost every night meeting people. i date about once a year. most normies are shit with women, they just end up getting into a relationships because they go out so often. Women obviously like social skills but people on the chan exaggerate it, and women like different personalities anyway. Sometimes i also cant be ased with women and i will turn them down. Most lads in relations are just normal blokes but people make out here that you need to be electrifying.

>>39039827

Read his latest blog, he thinks someone is out to kill him(obviously nonsense)

>>39039899
You sound like one of those guys who says "I could get rich if I want, I'm smart enough, I'm just lazy"

>>39039498
benzos is my vice anon what's yours?

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Helmet of treasure!
Seek not the gaping axman wound!
Homebound thyself, truly
IN OLD MAN's ANUS!

>>39039957

Top left. I've noticed a lot of teetotalers are moderately heavy gamblers

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>buy 1 grand worth of btc at 1800
>hold for months
>panic and sell 2 weeks ago
>its now above 3k

YAMERRROOOOOOOO

>>39039953
good argument lad. completely ignored any point i made. you are one of them lads that assumes everyone here is a virgin that never leaves their house. i have had past relationships.

>>39039996
I always wanted to try my hand at investing.
Risky shit though. How do you contain your jimmies when you are putting up 1grand on a stock that you calculate is going to raise but you cant be sure..

>>39039788
ebin is going off the rails. him thinking that len has hired a hit against him is one of the maddest and at the same time funny things i have seen

>>39040029
I just assume btc will keep rising at this point desu, except when I panic and make a stupid decision. Most of my money is in low risk index funds desu but I just allocate an amount each month to play around with.

>>39039996
It's 4200 now.
>>39040029
>How do you contain your jimmies

You put less than 1% of your total assets in any one stock.

bitcoin is a bubble by now isn't it?

>>39040038

At the moment we still have a few weeks of optimism left with 'comeback august' but he has said himself that if he makes no progress by autumn that he will 'lose it'

>>39040074
Been saying that for years

tbqh lads. britfeel is quite shite at this time. too many retarded normies about now. cant wait until you faggots fuck off back to work

>>39040074
Yes. But because it's a currency (and not an asset with inherent value) it behaves differently from other bubbles.

>>39040063
Meant 3k in bong money but ye, its ridiculous, you holding any?

>>39040063
That's clever, actually. It just clicked in my head that's what they mean by diversify your bonds.

>>39040099
>police make me nervous
> told me that he'd be in contact.
DELETE YOUR HDD

>>39040092
Go to wizardchan with the rest of your ilk

>>39040103
can you explain that or provide me with ressources that explain it?

Don't know much about investing.

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>>39040038
Why would I hire a hitman when I can come and do it myself, friendo?

>>39040092
go back to sleep ebin

>>39040105
Sadly not. If I had kept all of the coins I ever owned I'd have almost 100. Sad thought.

>>39040082
i will give the lad one thing, he does seem to be trying. he has been going on his back or going on walks more often than he did a few months back. And he seems to be making an effort with his job finding.

i just hope the doctor properly helps him because i do know this country can be fucking shite when it comes to helping people with mental problems. the doctors only seem to take people serious when they are at breaking point.

What kind of exhibits do they holed here?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@54.2117933,-0.2887958,3a,15y,155.55h,82.35t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s1hhPxWMq2diyg6SxlO0E0g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>39040103
It's popularity is it's value, so as long as cyber security doesn't take a huge blow and it becomes a more widely accepted form of payment it's going to keep raising.

How can they guarantee they wont get hacked though..

>>39040130
just some mouldy old junk

Real talk lads, would you fuck or gf this slag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzgZcgjHQg

>>39040119
you are confused, im not a virgin. im just not a mongy normie like you who needs to be on facebook looking at minion memes and posting about your dinner.

>>39040124
ye, hurts to think about sometimes but guess there's no use worrying about it

>>39040120
When there's a stock bubble, or a property bubble, the value will eventually correct down to the true value.

But Bitcoin has no true value. The value is only based on what people are willing to pay for it. So it's totally unpredictable. It could correct down or it could keep going sky high. It's pure gambling at this point.

>>39040142
no, only kim and her mother when she was younger are attractive amongst the kardashians

>>39040114
To be fair everyone makes me nervous but police especially cause they seem so forthright and suspect everyone, it puts me on edge. I understand their role and the reason behind it but it still makes me nervous. I told him all I know and the two cars speeding up here around the time the stabbing happened I wouldnt have rememebered had he pressured me with his speech. He probably thinks I'm a possible suspect but I was at a friends between those hours watching mobies.

>>39040142
Uncanny..

But scary movie has given me a phobia of plastic noses, I dont want it to fall off in a bout of rough sex.

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>>39039682
Normie...
You missed out on a great oportunity and should have...
>invited them in for tea
>gone out to fetch some biscits
>locked them in the room
>put on your gasmask you had stashed away
>Fetched some zyklon B from your garage
>gone up into the loft
>opened the purpose built hatch you had made thats directly above the lounge
>poured the contents of the can down the hole
>and waited over the sounds of screams and gasping for air
>be conciderate and knock on your neibours doors telling them if they wouldnt mind not putting washing out later in the evening to prevent them smelling of soot as im having a bonfire due to getting rid of a tree that fell over in the recent storm
>proceed to carry the bodies outside and load them into a purpose built incenerator

Bloddy bastards deserve to be wipped off the face of the earth for getting me out of bed one time on the weekend.

>>39040148
>not a virgin
>im not a normie

>>39039703
want to do sex magic with me anon-kun

>>39040153
No because It's popularity is it's value, so as long as cyber security doesn't take a huge blow and it becomes a more widely accepted form of payment it's going to keep raising.

Can you explain the housing bubble in tldr fashion to me. As far as I know there is a shortage of housing which is why property values are going higher. Rich people are buying into UK property market because they can afford it and it's a fool proof business.

The only thing that can make it burst is if the UK economy goes to shite (nope) or a shit tonne of houses are built (nope). So whats gonna cause the burst?

>>39040171
>police smash the windows and climb out.
>Come back with so19 armed officers
>flash bang the shit out of your flat
>meanwhile you are running for your life down streets you've never walked

It's only a matter of time until they find you..I say go back to the drawing board and save your zyklon for another day.

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hello lads, been missing from the thread for a couple of days for reasons.

Can I get a round-up of what's been going on? What waifu/trip drama has been afoot? How is Len being treated? Is Albarn lad still doing well? Any news from britnormie? Any film nights or other community events? How is comeback august going for ebin?

Thanks lads

t. invested /britfeel/ man

>>39040171
get help you freak, you alt-right types make me sick

>>39040142
i would shag her and give her a date because i feel a tad sorry for her.

>>39040182
>thinks having sex makes you a normie

kek, how new are you?

>>39040226
Len finally responded to Ebin last night revealing that Ebin used to spam reddit pictures of dogs to him.
Len also said he's tired of Ebin lying about him and then Ebin threatened to kill him.

Then Ebin made a blog post about how he thinks Len has hired a hitman.

You missed a good one.

>>39040285
it has been a good season lately. my personal favorite is ebin thinking len has hired a hitman

>>39040226
oh yeah, shipanon made it to itv in a game of roulette and ebins hitman showed up after.

>>39040250
Of course it does retard. If you can convince a girl to let you fuck her then you are a functional human being and therefore a normie.

>>39040309
The first anon who posted as Ebin's hitman had me crying in laughter

C2 PAWN TO C4

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>39040333
>what are drugs
>what is a hooker
>what is a slut

state of this mongy new fag. i bet you also think you dont need learning difficulties to be a robot.

Most of /r9k/ revolves around women.
Except /britfeel/, /britfeel/ revolves around men who think they are women.

>>39040099

Probably just marked you down as a sperg, won't trouble you again unless you really have seen something important.

>>39040250
He's right.

Statistically, you are part of a majority social group if you have had sex over the age of 18.

>>39040367
>I'm a functional human being who does drugs and has regular sex with women but I'm also a robot for no objective reason other than the fact that I feel like one
just pathetic mate

>>39040411
what learning difficulties do you have? you sound like a fallen normie.

also, who said anything about regular sex? i normally treat myself to a shag only on special occasions such as Christmas or my birthday

>>39038829
What type of dog is that? How did it get to be so well muscled

>>39040396
statiscally here most people have had sex so the definition of a robot is different here

>>39040466
Not true. I rigged the poll to piss off ebin

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>>39040228
>Taking an edgy meme seriously to the point of being triggered and having to reply to it to express how much it offended you
>in other words falling for the bait
>Get off this board normie you dont belong here

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who here /cheds/?

>>39040488
there has been more than one poll and you're probably just lying

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>get back from slavery
>have some time away from Mr Shekelberg
>no motivation to do anything

I can't even enjoy my days of freedom desu

dreamt I lost my front teeth
uncool brain, what did I ever do to you?

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>>39040530
Prefer the cheese puffs

>>39040566
how did you lose them?
maybe your brain is trying to tell you to look out for something

>>39040569
why are cheese puffs so much better than cheese balls?
easier to eat and less crumblies

>>39040566
I dreamt I was wandering around some kind of resort and then I started taking chunks out of the blue and pink road and began eating it, the road was also made of chalk

>>39040530
Aye i'm a mad chedhead. Prefer normal sized cheds.

>>39040587
cheese balls always taste stale to me, wotsits are top notch

>>39040587
Dont care as long as Im getting my artificial cheese flakes

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Who here is looking forward to /christmas/?

>>39040530
Nope there grim as anything and taste like artfical american cheese.
Now the other varites such as BBQ, Branston pickle and cheese and onion truly are great tier.
Not god tier mind you they dont qualify for that.

>>39040621
I am a bit. My last Christmas was ruined because a girl broke up with me and it made me feel like shit.

I think the dog just ate my nephews shit right out of his potty and it's actually making me feel physically ill.

>>39040559
I suppose that you'll have to make even more money for me today then, goy as my chaturbate cam girl (male)

>>39040656
well done lad now the thread's going to turn to shit, cunt.

>>39040651
Dont worry the babies dont fully digest their food so thats good eating right there

>>39040647
>a girl broke up with me and it made me feel like shit.

Serves you right for being a roastie-enabling normie

>>39040621
i had a good christmas on here last year. hoping it'll be same this year.

I keep seeing things like this where anime and old cartoons are used for music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THdie-5vC-s

I want to make my own but what song should I use?
It's going to be N.H.K

>>39040672
I suppose being a sad lonely virgin with no friends serves you right for being a stupid weak bitter cunt :)

>>39040668

Either way that dogs coming nowhere near me for the rest of the day.

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Raise! Engorge! Flesh-out! Massive organ of fear!
Tempted-not by seeping, gopping, throbbing vageee!
Thrusting! Lusty! BLACK!
Enround thy home of BLACK MAN'S ANUS!

>Double check post to see if there is a typo
>All seems good
>Make the post
>Notice one

Every time

>>39040651
mummy doggos eat their puppers poo to keep the den clean

>tfw you exceeded your limits for the first time in a year and ended up winning 50 bong

Feels guilty to be rewarded for such behaviour desu

ONE BOTTLE OF POP, TWO BOTTLES OF POP

>>39040793

But this was like a massive pile of shit, I'm surprised that amount of stuff could even come out of a small child. I don't know why I didn't tell his dad to clean it up or why I forgot about it and left the door open for the dog to get in.

I'll have to trust my niece can keep the secret as it's just me and her that know. They're both outside playing with the dog right now.

ask interesting questions in certain board, no replies

someone says something dumb and childish, million replies.

this is why I have no hope for humanity.

people are obviously not like me.

>>39040825
Dare I saw, three bottles of pop?

>>39040735
>stupid weak bitter cunt

Joke's on you, I enjoy being a stupid weak bitter cunt

>The britfeel lads will never all pile into ebin's room with tins of paint, belt sanders, mould spray and other tools and make it a home fit for a king

>>39040651
Dog might be a bit low on vitamins lad.

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help lads, should i drop 25 quid on a chinese takeaway or should i nip down to tescos and save money?

haven't got out of bed yet today..

>>39040841
...FOUR BOTTLES OF POP!
FIVE BOTTLES OF POP, SIX BOTTLES OF POP

>>39040856
takeaway definitely no contest.


>>39040853
Bring back Handy Andy

>>39040857
That's a lot of pop anon

>>39040856
why not build your own tescos for a fraction of the price?

>>39040856
takeaway lad, it's sunday so supermarkets shut at 4,

>>39040874
SEVEN BOTTLES OF POP,
POP!

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>>39040667
And Here comes the anti /pol/ brigade who would rather have a thread full of trapposting and tripfag attention seeking shitposts, instead of quality posts about lifes questions and day to day scenarios.
Your kind will be the death of this board, dont say I didnt warn you.

>>39040890
ANON STOP THAT'S TOO MUCH POP

>>39040877
this meme always makes me laugh

>>39040894
what the fuck are you on about? i called him a cunt for responding to the tripcunt attention whore

>>39040856
Gonna have some Quorn (vegan meat substitute) with buttery pasta. Fucking delicious!

>>39040847
I'm sure you do lad. Must be great masturbating to porn wishing that you could fuck a real girl and spending lonely nights alone with no friends. Must be so good you have to come on here and force your life style on others because you don't like to be reminded of your shame. Sounds decent.

>>39040909
>even responding to a person posting nazi anime girls

Bit tedious this afternoon lads, is this the adolescent crew?

>>39040894
You can't even have any of that at this time because you get called a normie count for leaving the house.

>>39040856
25 bong for a chinese? What the fuck lad, You buying the whole menu?

saw some guy taking a piss in a cemetery when i was out for a walk lads
he wasnt even off in some corner, was pissing against a tree right in the middle of the place in full view

I will definitely see and Escort by the end of 2017 if I don't get laid before that time. What should I expect?

Had a long and slightly lewd dream about someone from a tv show feel like a weirdo lads

>>39040947
might have been there pissing on his enemies grave

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>>39040856

I heard that Tesco put horse meat in their burgers, a takeaway is the obvious choice!

>theres a independent lifeboat station near me
>they've been out 3 times this year
>one of those times they 'recovered a object from the sea'
absolute state of independent lifeboats

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>>39040964
retarded brother of the cosworth

>>39040966
was it peter dinklage

>>39040929
It's either wagies trying to shit post or summer fags

>>39040946
needs to be that much to get them to deliver, stingy cunts.

getting a quarter duck, salt and pepper chicken wings, won ton soup and szechuan beef

gonna get myself tucked into bed and watch some anime lads, i love sundays

>>39041003
Fucking hell al the Chinks near mine have 8-10 bong minimum order

>>39041003
is that for just-eat?
usually if you ring up the minimum delivery is lower

Am I literally the only person on /britfeel/ who goes in person to their takeaway and picks the food up?

>added some poppadums onto the indian takeaway because they were only 60p
>turns out it's 60p per poppadum and they only gave me one
not impressed, lads

>>39035122
>Shredded duck with chips was the best dinner I ate all year
>Gave me days of sickness

I'm still tempted because it was so good, but won't actually do it.

>>39041044
I don't drive but I walk up to Chinese at top of my road, all the other good 1's are a few mile away from where I live

Professional speed walking on BBC 1 lads, get on this

>>39041072
try it from a different takeaway

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Did ebin get his bike sorted?

>>39041080
My friend works for the BBC and says they're all nonces

>>39040909
Sorry lad,
I got the impression that you were moaning at him for using the word "goy", ive seen similar situations where any mention of anything remotely political instantly gets shot down in flames.

Its somewhat understandable if its a thread made it should belong on /pol/, but for posts that mention any trace of the subject to get shot down is shotting ones self in the foot as it is essentialy discouraging the potential of decent posts.

>>39041044
The only takeaway that's really close to me is a chinese, I'll go there to pick food up, everything else 15-20 minutes away and I'd rather just pay the quid than a 40 minute round trip

i know now why people turn to the dark side.

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These threads are always;
>blah blah blah it's sooo hard integrating into society
>I'm in and out of relationships

What a fucking joke

>>39041120
to keep their loved ones from dying?

>>39041038
thanks lad, spared myself the szechuan beef and got a 20% discount as well. Have a beer on me

>>39041120
because they can't see the light?

>>39041139

And frogs, don't forget frogs.

>>39041101
who on the bbc is most likely to be fucking kids?
saville got away with it, theres bound to be someone else

>>39041142
no, for power because human being are too stupid to take responsibility for their own actions

>>39040559
>Yes good goy get a job and become a productive member of society, you will be much happier!

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>>39041139
You'll survive lad. Make some OC or don't show up until night.

Not sure if I want to rush to the shop for some cereals. They close at four and I don't want to be that customer who comes in right before close so you have to wait

>>39041044
If it's close I do. Problem with delivery is mummy would find out how much I'm eating.

>>39041092
Yep

>>39041139
It's one of those things that's relative to the individual but people who think they're outcasts when they aren't are irritating

>>39041158
that weird priest that was in the communards. why the fuck is he on tv so much?

>>39041158
I'm sure they'res more of them. Hopefully they've calmed it down a bit.

>>39040566
Dreaming about losing your teeth is a very common anxiety dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jswebxVzEYA

Suicidal thoughts creeping in again lads.

>>39041188
This image is amazing, do you mind if i save it

>>39040780
>make new thread
>muted for being unoriginal
>try with a new comment
>muted again
>someone else makes the thread
We really are useless

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>>39040837
>people don't mind their dogs licking their faces
Yea no thank you

>>39041143
no probs bud
enjoy your succulent chinese meal

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>Sister told me she prefers they/them pronouns

>>39041227
I don't care summerfag

>>39041250
don't say bud it will spook ebin

>>39040914
Enjoy being low T you pathetic beta male. You going to wash it down with some soy milk?

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Woken up from a dream last night
Somewhere lost in war
I couldn't feel my feet or hands
I didn't feel right anymore

I knew there I'd die alone
With no one to reach to
But an angel came down
And brought me back to you

I'd rather leave
This world forever, baby
Than let life go
The way it's goin'

Does anyone else here watch the Delray Misfits? Their autism and psychosis is the greatest thing on Youtube.

>>39041196
>people who think they're outcasts when they aren't are irritating

everyone has their own perception of being an outcast though. a reject can still have friends because he along with has friends could have been rejected by society at large.

>>39041092
Yep he went out for a ride and spotted a Ferrari. Assumed he lived in a povo area tbqh

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>>39041300
Fuck yes lad love watching that shit. Brad/Lenny are kino

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>>39041300
Used to watch them all the time but not lately. What're they up to these days?

>>39041321
how could the fat one looks so shit if he is on steroids?

the other one is just a bit chubby, he would look alright if he went on a cut

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>>39041320
OMAE WA SHINDEIRU

*Incoherents your path*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS9UEs3CuL0

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>>39041300
Yea used to watch them more but their 25/30 min videos got a bit tiring
Lenny is /ourguy/

>>39041363
It looks like a behlit

>>39041362
>fat one
Big Lenny has very little fat on him. His stomach is just fucked up from growth hormone

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>>39041362
Look up palumboism. No one knows for sure but people suspect that taking HGH (growth hormones) enlarges your organs

people here are not even rejects tbqh. to be rejected you have to actually have to try integrating in society. how can be rejected by society when you dont try making friends or doing anything about it? you're hermits

Need to buy a new monitor lads

is IPS still the way to go?

>>39041362
Lenny is on a lot more than just steroids, you should watch the one where they clean his house and they look through his fridge, he has so many weird drugs and shit

>>39041310
Yeah I just realised I was wrong. Since we're all here in britfeel we aren't complete rejects either

Genova is a retard and a bad person but the others are good lads.

>>39041399
But I'd imagine most people have tried integrating but failed so often they've given up. I mean, the first quarter of your life, with school and everything you kind of have to try integrating.

>>39041390
>>39041397

mad, he should have stuck to the steroids. he does not look good at all. or is he simply this way because he has shit genetics that reacted badly to the growth hormone?

i would rather be a skinny little guy than look like that

>>39041044
I see no reason to go if they offer free delivery

>>39041434
It's hard to tell just from youtube videos but Lenny is mentally cracked in some way. Some people just cant help themselves.

fucking hell lads its getting hot

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Just had a really weird exchange with a worker at the local tip.

>Housemate has hundreds of empty NOS canisters from doing loads of NOS
>Decide I'll offer to dispose of them at the tip because they're metal and recyclable
>Dump the first few box loads into the metal skip at the tip
>When I come back with the last box a worker demands to see whats in them
>Show him they're nos cannisters
>"Where did you get these from mate what are they for".
>"They're mine why should you care".
>"If you were running some sort of commercial venture you wouldn't have these in your house"
>"They're Co2 canisters I shoot a lot of rifles, why do you care?"
>Tells me to carry on

Why the fuck would a random tip worker act like a cop and it's not even illegal to huff nos anyway.

>>39041262
l-Iads what do though?

>>39041431
i think a lot of us where part of the nerdy retard group in highschool. once you get past highschool people are fairly different, groups like in highschool are not as prominent. most people here with out friends dont make an effort after highschool. Even if you're the type that just looks at the floor, society is not rejecting you because you're making an effort to make friends.

>>39041465
He has weird facial twitches all the time too, there is definitely something up with him mentally

>>39041491
Because he works at a tip. Your housemate sounds mental by the way.

>>39041512
That doesn't explain why he would care.

>>39041373
this channel is feckin gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP-tK9RqnyE

>>39041496
This is true, people are better after highschool but I'd argue its also a lot harder to make new friends after a certain age. Once people finish university, start working full time, getting married etc the time for making new close friends has probably passed. Sure there's exceptions but I've gotta imagine most people already have their main friend group after a certain age.

>tfw no signal in your own house
terrible

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Milk cat 152

>>39041553
I'd disagree. I think once you start working it's easier to make friends.
More money. Less petty bullshit.
I think however it depends on what sort of industry you're in however.

>>39041598
thanks for the update lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXGzZcCazo

>crazy frog in 2017
That aside I wonder if pikeyanon was at this.

>>39041530
https://www.gov.uk/managing-your-waste-an-overview/your-responsibilities

Might need a licence or to be registered or something idk. Also nos consumers trigger me like the other poster for some reason, pretty much every other drug I'm fine with but nos just seems extremely degenerate.

>>39041542
>just run 10 miles and did 45 minutes on the bag
Doubt.JPG

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>>39041598
DELET this
t

>>39041627

>Heroin is fine
>NOS isn't

>>39041434
>he should have stuck to the steroids
But HGH is a steroid...all the big pro bodybuilders take it and most of their guts end up looking almost ad bad

>>39041627
I can understand other drugs but nos last for about 30 seconds. It's like huffing paint all night just buy something good ffs.

Really not enjoying this whole living thing lads. Also I nearly cut my fingers off at work today.

>>39041620
Real talk I bet pikeyanon is a real hard bastard

>>39041553
it can be harder. depends on what you're doing. in some works places the people are friendly and will have works days out quite often. i think the problem with people here is that they are neets that dont do anything to meet people or they are lads that work but they are too afraid of going out with people at work.

i personally think the biggest problems is the drinking culture. if you dont like getting shit faced every saturday then its going to be harder to make friends or you're gonna have to put up with drunks

>>39041693
No one on the Olympia stage looks half as bad as Lenny. He overused it.

>>39041493
Give her a slap and tell her all of that shit is made up

>>39041627
Housemate is the Nos consumer 2bh.

>>39041690
Basically yeah, I think it's the amount of physical waste lol. I guess as long as the bottles are being recycled it's fine. So you keep doing that laddo.

>>39041620
lets face it, hitler was right to gas the gypsies

>>39041542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crna2HcmTvk

he actually looks like an hard cunt and im not messing. he could probably bang me out and i do a bit of boxing. looks like he has been doing it for years.

>>39041700
nearly cut them off on purpose?

>>39041598
Didn't someone die doing this? Drowned in cum or something I heard.

work in an hour
hate sundays, actually I hate the people I'm forced to work with on sundays
sundays themselves aren't bad, the place is empty bar us and we can just crack on with stuff

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>>39041693
then how come a lot of steroid users end up looking decent such as wrestlers and lots of people on youtube?

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>>39041720
I was making the point that HGH is a steroid and all the Olympia guys take it, Lenny is just probably a retard with it and also much older. Look at Kai Greene's gut for example

>>39041770
Jesus, fair play I didnt know Kai was that bad. At least he's made some money from it.

>>39041769
Because those guys are about half the size of the Olympia guys...they don't need to take HGH at all to look good. I said pro boydbuilders specifically

>>39041745
this is a good 1, and think the big guy is involved in pikeyanons feud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fkTHJ8vlaY

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>>39041796
Yea it's a shame he could never beat Phil when he was in his prime, his gut has become awful lately. That bloody grapefruit, it politic