Prostitutes

Sounds like an omen, bud.

backpage escorts use really old pics of themselves and are shopped for the most part.

Lots of saggy boobs. Your best bet is to find a good one and be a regular but you will have to screen a few before you find one that doesn't suck.

Or if you have money just get a sugar baby.

>>39033597
Never hire asian prostitutes. They're filthy liars and you will always be disappointed with them. There's at least a dozen ads posted in my local area every day about 20 year old asians with fake photos.
>First asian prostitute I got said she was 20, but obviously older than 40
>Second one was old, fat and smelled like shit, I stopped half way into it and just left
>Third one was okay looking, but she let out this really loud and wet fart when I was fucking her

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>>39034860
Fucking kek
It's nice to see someone who went even deeper into the asian catfish rabbit hole. I'll take your word for it. Never again.

>>39035001
Good choice man. If you actually want to get a decent prostitute, head to a brothel. You know exactly what you're getting upfront and you can just leave if you don't like the selection they have.

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>>39034860
>Third one was okay looking, but she let out this really loud and wet fart when I was fucking her

>>39034860
>>39036311

Horey sheets, you make me raff out roud, anon.

>Once I was boning my girl and I buried my cock deep in her tight little puss, stopped moving, and cut a 1.21 gigawatt watt fart.

>She started laughing because it vibrated through her like a tuning fork.

We still laugh about it three years later.

>>39033597
rofl don't go for the perfect looking ones those are all fake pics.
Go for the amateur looking but original looking picture ones that are real

>>39033597
based

you didn't settle

proud of you buddy

>>39033640
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMVTKOoy1uk

>>39033597

Get a fucking grip, fuck sake.

I got one for you.
>text hooker on my break
>gives me adress
>go to her after work
>her ad had her listed as white
>open motel door
>asian
>take one step inside
>think "Wait no, this bitch lied."
>turn right around, get in car, drive off
>when i get home theres like 30 texts "Baby pls come back"
>block number
>go back online
>find like 5 different ads with different pictures and the same phone number

Heccin liars man.

>>39033597
Hey baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so hawny. Me love you long time.

>>39033597
Don't ever get asian private escorts. 99% of the time, they will be old and unattractive.
If you don't really know what you're doing, and want a proper job of it with a decent looking girl, go to a reputable brothel where you can see the girls before hand and make a non-pressured decision.

t. prostitute fucker

>>39033597

200 fucking bucks to put your penor in a pooinloo-polluted wrecked vagogo?

man, I'm happy to live in Europe.

>be me, today
>see absolute hbb 10/10 on backpage
>only $220 for the hour
>enlist friend, we drive to her
>park around the corner and walk
>dingy little motel for drug deals and murders
>she texts me the room number
>go up, knock with knees weak
>door opens a little, then some more
>FUCKING 40 YEAR OLD CAKE FACE ASIAN APPEARS
>"hey... I have the wrong room"
>abort mission and get back to the car
>Just before I had knocked she text me
>"if you don't want to wait go room 18"
>remember there was another asian behind the reception
>realise it's just one big illegal as fuck brothel
>decide to text her again
>"give me 100 bucks or I'll expose the whole hotel"
>she doesn't reply
>get home, see this thread and kek

>>39033597
What city are you in OP? Never do backpage. Always do eccie

>>39039684
How can you tell she's 40? I thought asian women aged like fine wine

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>>39039718

It shows when they smoke and take dicks for 20 to 30 years.

>>39039745
That's such a beautiful photo, do you know where/how it was taken?