Where would you sit?

>>39031357
Id retreat to the cubicles and have lunch there.

>>39031357
whoa their, anxiety. its just a picture.

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>eating in the lunch room
I would go outside or in the bathroom.

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>>39031357
i'd eat in the halls but if i had to choose...

>>39031357
To many niggers

>>39031916
This. Took me a moment but that there is an empty table my dude.

>>39031357
I tried to hide in the bandhall but i found some cyborgs to hang out with

>>39031357
empty table near the soda machines

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thanks god I lived 2 minutes away walking from the school

my mom never worked (housewife) so she always cooked me delicious lunches and soups or had them ready. I had spare periods directly before or after lunch my last two years so I could take a nap, too.

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>>39032438
>a pack of chads materialises
>AYYYYOOO WASSSUP ANON MY DUDE
>*sits down next to you*
>YOU MIND IF WE SIT HERE AT THE COOL TABLE
Wut do

>>39032523
ive had this happen to me too many times. please dont bring those thoughts up again anon

went home for lunch

>>39032523
STOP IT ANON
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABD NEVER FUCKING REMIND ME AGAIN
FUCK YOU FUCK CHADS

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>>39032523
You stop that.

Right now.

oeoeoeoeooeoorrr

>>39031357
Next to the vending machines. Notice it's the emptiest table that doesn't mark you as an outcast like Redhair Whiteshirt's table does. It was the same in my high school.

>>39031357
I will go to the vending machine to get a few cold ones for the Boys, then we'll crack them open.

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>>39031357
>Tfw stacies always wanted me to eat at their table
W-what did this mean? They seemed overly nice and open to me even though i was just an autistic nerd. Were they pulling shit behind my back?

>>39031357
By myself with my scremo records

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>>39032546
>>39032619
>>39032657
Haha, whats the matter anon? We still cool?

>>39031357
>Image of american school
>every fucking time
>vending machines selling soda IN the school

you fucking fatasses.....

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>>39031357
>niggres look like average fat single mothers
>niggers look average
>whites are shaven cousin fuckin yanks
>stacies are plastic dolls

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>>39032843
this isn't a Chad

My lunch usually doesn't require sitting (sandwich, tin of tuna or some fruit) so I would just take it and walk around outside.

>>39032880
True, thats brad, but thats only because chad skipped school to fuck staceys brains out

>>39032498
iktf
went home and smoked weed sophmore through senior year every lunch

I would sit with the other group of white males because of my time in state prison. Although I wouldnt fit in

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>>39032819
They thought you had special needs
It happened to me too

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>>39032523

PTSD, anon

>be me
>linebacker
>be funny and have actual social skills
>sit at the chad table everyday
>be actually friends with all of them, talk about music, cars, etc.
>feelsgoodman
>then the daily hoard of stacies come to court king chad
>like 20 girls at the table
>they all want chad
>literally insult me to my face all the time.
>jonahhill.jpg
>girls only talk to me to get chad
>remember that bants from extroverts hurt like hell
>decide to hit on them for laughs
>turns out the extremely bitchy one actually liked me.
>mfw her friend was an impossibly hot sex goddess
>I get a chance to fuck the bitchy one
>turn her down the harshest way possible
>she kills herself
>the sexy one was a gay for the bitchy one
>mfw i could have threesomed a 7 and a 10 but didn't

>>39031357
>Where would you sit?
On that fat negress' face.

kek everyone is segregated that's real life diversity

>>39031916
This

>Empty table
>Close to soda machine
>Relatively close to door

I'd eat my food as fast as I can and then just walk all over the school for the rest of the lunch period.

>>39032947
>I'd eat my food as fast as I can and then just walk all over the school for the rest of the lunch period.

lmao are you me

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>>39031357
Probably with the black guys on the right despite probably having more in common with the whites kids in the middle.

Even though I'm an autistic weeb, I'm a minority myself and I can still dress and talk like a normal person.

If I hung out with the black kids I'd have less of a chance of being bullied.

>>39032852
where do you live that didn't have vending machines in school?
t. a fucking leaf

>>39031357
The empty table or the table with the least amount of people if an empty one isn't available.

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do you think the teachers let the niggreses pass school just because?

>>39032523
Honestly

I would get up in the middle of his sentence go to soda machine buy a soda and then walk out there.

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>Sit at the empty table
>Hoard of staceys sit down because they wanted another orbiter
>Get up and leave immediately
>"ANON THAT HURT!"
>mfw

>>39031357
The only good spot is in front of the ginger. Since he's reading, he's already preoccupied and won't try and start conversation with me.

>>39031357
I'd sit next to the smart looking black kids in the middle.

>>39031357
i would sit with the 4 guys in the middle, the group with the billabong shirt.

>>39032523
>tfw this photo triggers me
high school was hell desu

>>39031357
Under the stairs on the other side of the school with that delusional girl that thinks shes from an Alien species.

>>39032832
>he listened to neil perry while eating school pizza

Well nowhere because I wouldn't be in the cafeteria(precisely to avoid having to make this choice).

>>39032971
Ultrarare Boriqua coqui pepe. I'm grateful to have seen it.

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>tfw spend every waking breath getting high and shitposting on 4chan

>>39033072
I personally don't get it. Ladies spend all this time avoiding me, and then when we're actually together in person, they refuse to let me leave and cry. If I don't leave, I make them cry anyways.
fffffffffffuuuuuuuu

>>39031357
With my friends where I would bully Ben because he had funny knees and looked like a toothpick

Diagonal to the ginger. I can pretend I have friends but not have to talk to anyone

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Right next to her

sat with a bunch of football players and ROTC kids

>football players from our school were just fat/tall dorks so the coach picked them without realizing they were fucking melvins
>they lost all the time because of it
>no one fucked with them anyway because they were still held up in "FOOTBALL TEAM" glory even though they didn't give a shit
>they were all genuinely nice
>ROTC kids didn't fuck with anyone because master sergeant would have kicked their teeth in

it was the perfect spot, all four years.

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There. The problem is that the vending machines are behind, but it's still the best seat.

>>39033101
I feel sorry for you guys that were bullied.

I was a loner but nobody fucked with me.

Maybe because I was a shitskin in a white school and the clothes I wore.(dickies)

Maybe they thought I was a gangbanging cholo or some shit.

They were really just my dads hand me downs.

I would just stand around the room with my phone because I never ate lunch and try not to look autistic.

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>>39031357
I'd sit with these lads.

Look at that ugly fucking nigger

>>39033172
But it's behind black guys that will be very loud and a lot of people will be around the vending machine at some point. Ginger guy is the best spot

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>>39031357
Right on Stacies face

>>39033184
that was it. you got lucky. i was bullied by all races

>>39032819
They see you as a pet they can use. Tell them to fuck off desu

>>39033221
please unironically kys

>>39031440
/thread
You win conga

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>>39032927
>They thought you had special needs
EVERYDAY OF MY SCHOOL LIFE

I'd sit with the ginger and try to make friends with him

>>39032935
You indirectly killed a Stacy so you're a 10/10 in my book.

I'd probably create my own table with a bunch of other random losers

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with my friends of course, where else?

>>39031357
I wouldn't. For the 4 years of High School, I was that guy that roamed the halls during lunch break. I never ate breakfast at school (or home) and I never ate lunch at school. I'd eat until I got home at about 5pm.

Surprisingly, one of the most popular guys at school would start to roam the halls with me from 11th to 12th grade, during our lunch break. He was the chad of chads. Dated the two most hottest girls in the school. When I say hot I mean 9/10s.

>>39033167
Yep, Laquishinika is someone good to befriend. Will give you a random bj just because, will bitch out bullies and has enough credit to talk to the kewl kids and may introduce you to them

>>39031357

>Sitting at the cafeteria
>Not sitting in the library

>>39032819
Ehh probably they did that shit with me.

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>>39033184

I wasn't bullied but I still get anxiety looking at the picture. It's not so much bullying as it as about how almost everyone is part of a group yet I am alone and it would be awkward and scary to sit with random people. If there was no corner with a table open or something, then I would get the hell out of there. That's what I did in high school. I didn't eat lunch, and I didn't have anything to do during my lunch hour. So I just walked around the hallways the entire time. I did laps. Sometimes I sat down and leaned against the wall in an empty hallway. It made me sad that I had nothing to do and no one to talk to so I had to resort to just walking around.

>>39032819
>>39032927
>>39033486

Wouldn't surprise me if they were ENFJ and you were INTP.

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Eat outside in some corner.
I have a habit of turning public areas into private nests.

>Found an out of the way spot no one goes to
>Hide my shit there because I don't trust lockers
>Never once got caught (also I doubt anyone cared)
>Shared my sandwich with a huge rat once
>Masturbated in that corner on more than one occasion
>Stole insoles from girls shoes and hid them there to sniff later
>Got so comfy there I took my laptop there and played games instead of going to class
>Playing a bunch of games and fapping to porn
>No one ever caught me, one time I spent the entire day in that corner

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In the library or outside with my friends :^) oooooor in the art room with friends and talk about/watch anime

>>39033725
Holy shit i did the same thing.

>>39032819
They wanted to gather ammunition to make fun of you later.

>>39032819
Sad doggy
:[

Not otiebs

Stay standing and yell
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO IN A DEPARTMENT STORE

>>39031357

There seems to be a table next to the expending machines.

>>39033143
>not 7 f's and 12 u's

>>39033408
He was Jeff

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>>39033616

I used to do the same thing except this is also me >>39032947

I was a poorfag.

So I ate the free school lunch.

On days I didn't feel like roaming the school grounds there were two spots I would go to

The school auditorium had a double staircase that went down into the cafeteria like pic related except it was behind a wall so no one could see me coming or going. I used to sit there.

I would also sit in this long corridor behind the old gym the school didn't use anymore and watch dust devils form.

The was a qt latina who would sit there too but she never said a word to me.

It wasn't that uncomfy desu.

At least it was better than being in a packed cafeteria with the normie horde

who here /ateinthebathroom/

>>39034380
I used to sit in the restroom but not eat in there. That's gross.

What if someone came and took a rank shit in the middle of your lunch?

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>>39031357
Knowing me on top of the vending machines. People just ignored me when I did things like that.

I never ate lunch at school. I can't stand it when people watch me eat.

Glad my school didn't have that many nigs.

I would sit outside because the loud noise in the cafeteria would overstimulate me.

>>39031357
Wherever there is a free space. I don't mind normies talking around me. I'll just keep to myself.

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>>39031916
there's no chair there

you must ask someone if you can sit next to them

Back then? I'd probably sit next to or across from that ginger guy, though I'd ignore him if he tried to socialize. Just eat lunch and get out, go to the library or something like that.
I had an equally awkward friend back then, and we'd spend lunch mocking and making fun of normies at nearby tables, both their appearance and their inane conversations.
Without that kind of situation, I'd just keep to myself.

Now? I'd probably walk right up to the biggest group of normies (preferably tumblr/Big Bang Theory 'nerdy' types), join their conversation about whatever normie bullshit, all the while attempting to subtly mock and make fun of them to their faces.
Maybe they don't notice, maybe they get angry because my subtlety didn't work, it's enjoyable regardless. I've stopped caring about unattractiveness/social awkwardness. If I'm going to be a loser and have nobody like me no matter what I do, I might as well have fun with things.

>>39032819
They pitied you and wanted to show off how virtuous they were by letting you sit with them.

>>39031357
Wherever my friends are sitting, obviously.

>>39032935
i'll let you post here as long as you tell me how that stacy an heroed

>>39031357
every year but one i sat in the bathroom or in a random classroom
the exception was
>sat with this one kid i knew from class and his midget brother
>were stuck next to loud black kids
>they gave us food sometimes and played vidya with us
wasn't that bad

>>39031357
>eating in school

>>39034885
Holy shit, this brings back some memories. Fucking cunts bully the shit out of you, than act nice or even remotely polite once and are suddenly the best person alive.

with the billabong kid because i managed to make friends

his group resembles who i sat with which was 2 other white kids

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>6th grade
>new school after moving away from elementary school
>middle school big boy
>had a lot of friends in elementary school, but then again, didn't most people?
>wholedifferentballgame.png
>first kid I meet is future chad
>"is it your first year here?"
"y-yeah"
>"nice to meet you, my names -brad-"
-nervous response, but relieved-
>I think, "huh maybe the kids here aren't so bad after all"
>try talking to my new "friend" I had met that monday morning
>go up to him and his surrounding teammates
"hey -brad- what's up?"
>"hey, uh..."
>he just faintly smiles at me and goes back to talking with his lads
>I sit a couple seats down, thinking maybe he'll bring me up, introduce me to some people
>more of the team comes, coming to join the rest of the group
>"hey anon, can you scoot down a seat?"
>toonice.gif
>a few moments inch by
>the stacys are on their way, like a pack of hyenas, giggling and strutting all the way to the table
>I get more nervous since you know, future frequenter of /r9k/
>"oh hey, can you just move down a few seats, please?"
>y-yes m'lady
>this keeps happening until i just decide to go sit at the very end of the table, alone
>very same scenario, every day
>a week goes by
>school counselor calls me to her office
>we talk about how i'm doing in my new school, if i've made any friends, etc
>start tearing up
>don't wanna talk about it
>tells me it'll work out, sends me back to class
>a day later, at lunch time
>sitting by myself, as usual
>-brad- and his connies decide to come over and sit with me
>-brad- pats me on the back, "hey hows it going bro?"
"Oh, I'm uh, great!"
>everyone starts talking to me, seemingly interested in me genuinely
>"you're so mysterious!"
>"hey, what kind of video games do you play?"
>"wanna hang out?"
>happiest i've been since i left all of my old friends behind
>years later
>find about this guy named 4chan
>"hey i like that funny frog"
cont. soon

>>39035228
wow what a waste

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>>39035228

by popular demand, I bring you the continued legacy of vaginaboy

>start browsing r9k, start feeling like i'm not the only one, yet still keeping my sense of loneliness
>find a thread kinda like this one
>read anon's greentext that went something like this:
lonely kid, counselor talk, all the bros start hangin with -the mannnn-, "one day, see counselor talking up the bros, her telling them to go talk to me, cheer me up."

>it hits me like a wall
>everything i thought about everyone i thought liked me were pretending so I wouldn't be upset
>I thought, I believed that maybe i did have a chance, that i could make it on my own.
>wrong answer

I've been so pathetic, that even my own "friends", are just -paid- drones to lull me into a false sense of what its like to be good at talking to people, making friends, being
>normal
Good intentions, poor execution

People don't think these things through, huh.

>>39031357
Really was just with the stoner crowd, we had a nice kid who didnt smoke and one russian who was always drunk.

But thank god there wasn't that many black people at my school.

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>>39031357
On the floor next to the trash. That way I don't have to awkwardly walk across the cafeteria to empty my food.

>>39032927
i didn't speak to anyone at all teachers or otherwise for the first 6 months of my last year of school purely because no one there was really worth talking too

eventually they just thought i was deaf and mute

its kind of awkward passing any of them now like 7 years later

This must be an AI thread.

In the band hall with the cute indie girls that drooled over my dick when I played my acoustic

>>39035943
fuck off my dick dude

>>39035883
Whenever i'm in crowded rooms I subconsciously move towards trash cans

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I had 1 friend that I'd sit with. It he wasn't there I'd sit with the goth kids.

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>>39031357
>do a 360 and eat in the toilets

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>>39031916
>>39032947
>>39032438
>sitting at the table next to the niggergroup
" EEEYOOO ITS ANON MA NIGGGA Y U SITTIN ALL ALONE EATIN YO SAMMY *LOUD NIGGERLAUGHS EVERYONE CAN HEAR*"

>>39037349
>>WHY DO YOU EAT IN HERE MAN DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF SHIT LMFAO

>>39031357
>go to library
>act like im working on an important project
>discretely eat lunch

>>39031357
This >>39031440 or the restroom.

>>39031357
I'd go home and eat my food there, like I actually did literally every day in high school. This was only possible of course because I lived so close to the school. Otherwise, I would have probably sat in a hall.

>>39031357

Right hand side, near the coke machines, facing the black guys.

I don't want my back to them or an open entrance, but I want to be near an entrance/exit with a good view of the room and the entrance/exit, but not too close that I can't retreat in another direction if a threat is using that entrance. Also being at the 45% angle gives whoever is entering less chance of seeing me.

>>39033172
>>39031916

These robots are solid.

>>39035883

This robot is less solid, but okay.

>>39031357
The roof personally.

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where sit

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The only R9K approved place you can sit

What the fuck? You people can't be serious. How many of you honestly ate in the fucking toilet? That's unhygienic as fuck. Why the fuck would you do that?

>>39031357
Definitely with the white kids who all look like shitheads. I'm a failed normie.

The ginger on the bottom left is /r9k/

>>39033014
You're pretty fucking late on babby's first redpill, anon

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>>39031357
niggers tongue mny anus blox

>>39031357
7th grade sat alone, 8th grade the smart kids .

Hs freshman year the outcast nerds . Until I transferred , you an inner city school then I sat with the Porto Rican and nerdy black kids. Junior year a teacher who felt sorry for me and other wierd jids let us with in his lunchroom and talk about odd things , senior year I made friends and sat with them until I graduated .

I always ate in the classroom

I ate in my School's study area (non-bookable computer room) because people would throw stuff at me in the lunch room.

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>>39031357
anywhere fucking else

>>39031357
Sit on the table with the empty chairs in the middle of the room. If you wanna be polite ask them nicely for a better chance to sit there but you dont have to ask.

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Was I the only robot who pretended to be a normie at school?
>Extreme weeb
>Liked lolicon shit
>Would go home and play video games all day
>Sometimes would eat together with other loners at the loner bench
>sometimes would walk halls bymyself
>Was cool with all the kids who took the bus
>Everyone in my grade new me because we grew up going to the same school
>No one actually invited me to do things ever

>>39039601
I can relate to this the most.
>was able to make friends throughout school
>was before I lost my innocence
>was on good terms with at least a dozen people up until i graduated HS
>only hung out with one friend outside of school
>never talked to anyone outside of school
>got into anime mid-senior year
>nails in the coffin

I was never bullied, maybe because of my height and forgiving nature. But it was a slow growing hate for normies as the years went on.

>>39032523
This happened to me, but I was too autisic to realize they were being mean. The police even showed up to get them to leave, and I still didn't get it till a month later.

>>39033930
le downboated

>>39032927
Fuck, even my parents thought I had special needs. They had me tested for autism several times.

Many of my peers until highschool never talked to me because during that period my parents messed with what I did in school so I'd get aids like a typing device.

In highschool most of the time I'd be left alone but one year a bunch of 5/10s at best kept wanting me to be with them and I assumed they were there to make fun of me, which is most likely true.

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>>39032523
>pull out a deck of cards
Sure...on the condition that you win a single hand of poker against me

>>39032935
>she kills herself
you're doing god's work anon

I go to university rn and I eat alone at the cafeteria.
I go about half an hour before it closes so there are lots of free table rows.
It's not as weird to eat alone if you are an adult.

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fucking originalllljhj

I sat outside with all the other kids that had no friends and shared my Doritos with a kid that had parents that were very strict about food

I also shared my black tea with an English kid and for some time shared my green tea with the Chinese exchange kid

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>>39032523
>sit down at a table alone, enjoying my sandwiches
>bunch of Stacies begin sitting at my table
>they start talking to me
And people wonder why I started eating my lunches in a bathroom stall

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Next to the redhead dude. He looks pretty alone

At home of course. Why would i spend more time than necessary around normongs?

>not having at least a few friends in high school

Surely you are trolling? I mean this is literally impossible. In my high school there was literally one guy who had zero friends and he was 80 lbs overweight and looked like a troll. Literally everyone had some friends.

>>39031357
here in NZ we never had lunchrooms like that, if we did, i wouldnt have gone.

although now im an adult i could beat them up so id sit anywhere i desire

>>39032819
Should have done it kid. I was smart in high school so while all of my NEET friends would eat in the computer lab or not go to school, I would sit in the cafe alone but near the girls, talking to them sometimes. Stopped at a party one night after work, one of them started to make out with me but I had to go (prior family arrangements) she told me that they all though I was "cute". Didn't see it coming but helped my self confidence a lot, basically turned me into a semi-normie.

>>39031357
Is it some kind of American thing to eat lunch in the hall? Most people at my school just ate outside unless it was raining or some shit

>>39031357
I would ask the nerdy looking ginger kid if the seat opposite is taken and then sit there minding my own business hoping he doesn't try to talk to me

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>>39032880
You went to high school with Duke Nukem?

>>39031357
I would ask for a paper plate and take my lunch somewhere private.

>>39032523
Yeah, this is why it's best to sit with the weirdos, that way the summation of all the autism creates a Chad blocking forcefield.

>>39033020
>I would get up in the middle of his sentence go to soda machine buy a soda and then walk out there.
>They start following you
What do

i was alpha as fuck in school. i would sit where ever the fuck i wanted, i seriously could and regularly changed tables.

too bad i'm a straight up beta bitch now lmao.

>>39031357
I'd sit with the stacies. For lunch I always sat with girls. At the end I was little less than an emasculated orbiter and that made me depressed af. I even had some girls rant about how bad one Chad was to them but in truth I know they wanted him to strangle them in their sleep and ram his big cocks inside hers

>>39040626
This autism is on par with
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

I'd eat lunch alone at the library, until one of the "weird" kids of the school invited me to eat with their group in the courtyard. I got genuine friends and was happy temporarily.

>>39039601
Holy shit i relate to this on a spiritual level.

>>39042627
post your experience?

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>>39032927
>attended a secondary school with bottom-of-the-barrel entry standards
>junior classes (12-15) had "assistant teachers" (actually SNAs)
>my class' "assistant teacher" would constantly be "helping" me by pointing out extremely obvious shit
>got into trouble in the first year for always complaining that they weren't treating me like a normal person
>was alienated from the other students for the rest of school

>final year of school
>a younger girl with down syndrome starts becoming obsessed with me
>keeps stopping in the crowded hallway to point and stare at me
>mfw

>>39031357
>outside bench
>stairs (on steps)
>if just a sandwich (halls)

>>39031357
The band room

>>39043411
>sometimes in a nearby diner (if I have money)
>sometimes empty seats
>sometimes I ask people if I could share a table, they often let me.
>There's also this qt with several friends who was kinda nice to me, she offers to share their table with me whenever she notices me looking around for empty seats. (completely confused, I tend to just stand there looking around, I have OCD) It turns out, my older sister is friends with her's, they probably tasked her to watch over me, i dunno. She's seriously one of the really attractive girls who isn't with Chads.

The ginger dude for sure. He's pre-occupied. I'd just ask if its taken, quickly eat and leave.

outside on the street or bench

>>39031357
more towards the front

bathroom. or a bench in the park.

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Easy.
The person is reading. Won't have to interact with him/her.

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>>39043446
>go into only refuge, the band hall
>full of normies cuddling their gfs 24/7
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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>in the grass, outside, alone at the back of the school
>listening to music, reading or playing portable vidya
>bringing a towel to lay down
>no tiem for food, just games
there was a lot of mosquitoes during summer

unironically chu2 even after i began uni

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>>39037889
Right there anon-kun

>>39031357
With my niggas by the vending machines.

>>39031357
i'd hide in the bathroom stall where i'd spend the 30 minutes crying or reading since with my luck the library is closed for some meeting

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>>39033352
Mfw we had a table like
that felt good anon

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>>39031357

Well I couldn't risk getting seen eating food so there's no way i'm sitting in there. I used to walk in circles every day around one of the buildings while starving myself because I was too embarrassed to be seen eating.

>>39031357
With Shaniqua and Bonquisha

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Plenty of space right here.

>>39039601
haha shit yes. except the lolicon shit.

>moved into college today
>hyperhidrosis
>social anxiety
>touch of the 'tism
>have to eat lunch in a cafeteria everyday

These will be the worst five years possible.

I don't know how most of you guys could get away with this stuff. Even though I went to a public school, they were really strict, and I couldn't use any of the classic autist lunch strategies. If you went outside the building they would suspend you. If you sat alone, they would have the lunch room monitor people come sit with you and try to find a table with people for you to sit with. If you walked around the school they would give you detention for not having a hall pass even though you were on lunch. Thankfully I was able to find some autist tables, and in senior year I actually had a table with a group of friends. My senior year might be the best year of my life.

>>39032523
If they are Chads and not Brads then I'm game

>>39044486
addendum:
>manlet
>hairlet
>babyface

>>39032819
1) They pitied you and wanted to be seen by others as nice

2) They wanted to make you their punching bag by pretending to be nice.

>>39042101
Go to front office where there are adults.

If they still follow me there and give me shit anyway then I walk off campus and start pulling out my knife.

I know this because it actually happened.

Luckily they bitched out.

>>39044767
Ah so I see you too study the blade

>>39031357
I wish i was part of the black guys group. FeelsBadMan

>>39033616
i did this too except i had to evade security officers or else they'd just bug me about what i'm doing walking around. So i just ended up going to the library every lunch period by myself.

>>39044204
Ngga you stole my anser.>>39032672

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>>39033616
>>39045187
>>39031357
>>39031357
GENERAL QUESTION
For you guys who had these experiences how big was your school? As in size of graduating class?
I feel like this kind of stuff only happens in really big schools because when a school is very small there simply arent enough people for clicks to even form so you pretty much know everyone. My class on had 69 total people in it. I was on a first name basis with literally everyone in my class and at elast recognized everyone in the HS.

>>39044018
oh boy when the library was closed i literally had no where to hide :(

>>39031357
Probably at the nigger table desu. At least they could probably understand my troubles unlike the other people who just try to be nice to me so I don't kill them when I shoot up the school. Maybe they might turn me into a pussy magnet, or I can be their jester, w/e really

>>39045253
it wasn't a big school by any means but it was extremely over crowded we were 2,000 students over capacity lmao(~4k total students). I went to a ghetto nigger school in nyc.

>>39045253
yeah my school was pretty big, about 1400 kids. loneliness gets stronger in big crowds

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I think I'd eat there, of course.

(I'd also eat as quickly as possible)

>>39045315
>it wasn't a big school by any means
>we were 2,000 students over capacity lmao(~4k total
Buddy like I said my entire HS had around 260
>>39045331
Ya thats my whole theory. When a school is so damn small there simply arent enough of a certain type of person for them to have a click. So everyone knows everyone. Honestly my small school was comfy af. Shitty as fuck area but oh well i guess.

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>old school
>sensitive little four eyes with good grades who felt bad when they killed snails just for fun
>end up as the laughing stock of my class
>move to another school for the last two years of school due to unrelated matters
>high school starts and I have to go back to my town
>first day of high school ever
>at this point I already know I'm going to be the misfit
>vividly remember having an anxiety attack as I slowly walk up to the building
>group of teenagers
>some of them recognize me and laugh
>I don't recognize any of them
>my high school days start
>recess was hell
>completely alone, never got friends
>never knew where to go
>half of the times I saw someone pointing at me and laughing
>people I didn't even know insult or laughs at me when I walk pass them in the street
>remembering that time I tripped in the middle of the schoolyard and about 500-700 teens laughed at me
>that was only one of the many humiliations I went through
>find out about the second floor toilets that remained lonely during the recesses
>pass my entire last year of highschool hiding in a toilet stall during the recess

It has been years, but the extremely paranoid personality I developed in that hell will never go away.

>>39045368
if 4000 kids isn't a big school then i don't know what counts as "big" you guys lel

but yeah. my school was super lonely. everyone else had their known close friends except me.

>>39031357
As far away from that fat angry negress as I could. She looks like she's about to chimp out any second.

>>39045367
>she
that's a man.
also best place is the one opposite from the one you picked

>>39045430
Im saying its huge dude

>>39045440
...IT'S A HE???

Oh, boy

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>>39037381
Normie, get out. It's the only empty table. A robot has to do what he has to do.

>Always either sit alone or with the fellow social rejects when I was in school
>Get out of High school
>Get a job at target
>Sit with people there in the break room
>get a gf there
>Get married to her eventually

Why was it so hard in High school, but so much easier at work?

>>39045368
well i meant building itself wasn't very big but yes the student body was huge, the building itself was old and overcrowded. I see schools rich white kids go to with football fields and separate gymnasiums so my school was small in that aspect.

During high school, we had so many students that lunch got split into 2. You had A lunch, and you had B lunch. Now I was not a total loner yet, I still had a few friends.....every single one was in the opposite lunch. I went to the office and begged them to switch me, but they said they couldn't because it would mess my scheduled classes up. It was sheer terror for me. I didn't eat lunch anyways so at first I just sat outside the lunch room alone, the time went by so slow. I ended up just walking around the halls but the teachers would catch me and send me back. I tried leaving the campus for lunch, got caught and put into school suspension. One day to avoid being caught walking the halls, I ran into the bathroom to hide. It was one of the lowest points of my life. I ended up dropping out and finishing my high school at a special place that didn't even have a lunch break.

>>39045253
what the fuck are you even do here ?
get the fuck out normie....
what's so hard to acknowledge that although people may know you, and you may know them, do not necessary means that we're friends, we have fun together or that we even talk ...

In HS, I've never did anything, outside of school, with my class mates. NOT EVEN ONCE. Not even a drink. In college it was better. I 've get out with more groups. Everytime with a different group. I 've never been invited for a second time

>>39045400
>high school
>recess

The last time I had recess was in 5th grade, where the hell is your high school?

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> sitting alone at lunch
> away from pretty much everyone so it's obvious I don't want to talk to anyone
> group of people decide to sit right where i'm at
> get up and move to another empty table
> have done this countless times

>>39045637
Spain.
It's high school recess such a weird thing?
Because that would add a lot to the lazy mentality around here.

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>>39045496
Nigger again, my entire HS had 260ish. Imagine how small and poor it was.
>what's so hard to acknowledge that although people may know you, and you may know them, do not necessary means that we're friends, we have fun together or that we even talk
Thats my point, did you not realize that?
Although Ill gladly admit im a cyborg easily. Could honestly be full normie but I have weird hobbies and hate almost all normie things.

>>39045675
meant for >>39045602
My mouse is fucked up originally so it didnt click

>>39032935
See, I would have liked the threesome turn into fucking the bitchy girl while the sexy one holds her hand.