/britfeel/

>>39027451
Way to feed his ego OP

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>>39027451
I have decided that I hate facnying her so much. I want to hate Sophie Turner. I'm hopelessly drunk. Help me.

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>>39027451

Less German, More Mandarin

>>39027451
Are you implying that ebin is the wojak in the op image? Fuck off lad

>tfw too much light pollution to look up at a beautiful starry night sky

>>39027508
I didn't make the image lad

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>>39027451
Remember lads:
If you're depressed, you're living in the past
If you're anxious, you're living in the future
If you're at peace, you're living in the present

>>39027491
I wish you could somehow find friends. Would you consider joining some sort of nerdy club?

Just went on kik for the first time and joined a public chat room and they removed me instantly

>>39027535
What if I'm getting my head kicked in?

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>this is the kind of chad sansa stark goes for
baka

>>39027564
>same height as her

so she goes for manlets

>>39027564
Does his hat say 5ft 10?
It should

>>39027564
Reeeee
A manlet and a shitskin

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>it's a "anon gets drunk and look at pictures of pretty girls" episode

AKA Saturday night

>>39027519
Meant to be a meteor shower tonight too. I haven't seen one since I was a kid.

>>39027551
At uni? Idk, when my mental illness is bad I'm too scared to leave my room. I do feel less judged by my fellow loosers, though.
>>39027564
>washed up mexican manlet that actually seems nice
gives me hope tbqh
>>39027591
jokes aside it's even worse, he's like 5'8
>>39027627
every day lad, it does make me feel so sad though. I can't cope being this alone

First reply to this post that gets kevs has to get an escort next week

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>>39027559
Last time I used kik I was like 12, isn't it just for gays and blacks now?
>>39027562
in general m8, of course the present will not always be good but if you can stop worrying about the past and future it will make for a better present
>>39027627
sounds like fun, why would you put yourself through that though?

>attempt to cook a meal
>follow the instructions to the letter
>cold in the middle
why am I so useless

>>39027650
I will never encourage roastie shit

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>>39027491
>>39027564
yessi

>>39027654
Do it for longer next time. All ovens are different

>>39027654

Was it a ready meal?

>>39027652
I don't know who kik is for, I just wanted to go in a chat room like the old days.

>>39027675
it was an unready meal

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>>39027650
Last sex was September 2016, I will commit to this if I roll

>>39027665

You were very bloody close there m8

>>39027654
Did you stir it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Going to set this dance alight
Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright

>>39027691

Ready meals are sometimes shit like that, I got a spaghetti bolognase ready meal from Aldi that was rock solid ice after an hour in the oven

>>39027672
please stop I only facny her more
>>39027693
even kev knows I don't deserve to feel a woman

>>39027672
"his beeenis" *lusty face*

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>>39027714
>Get about as oiled as a diesel train

>>39027491
Love these edits

reminder to not draw attention to it

>>39027714

How many (you)s did you get last thread btw? I got 44 and wanted to compare

>>39027746
To what? Your shitty, uninteresting posts?

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>Want to kill myself
>Complete coward
>No access to guns
Americans have it easy when it comes to offing yourself, they can just blow their face right off with high explosive rounds.

Meanwhile I gotta wait til my shitty life is so painful it gets to the point where I'm finally 'brave' enough to withstand a painful end.

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>>39027761

Anon absolute BTFO beyond all rendition

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>>39027650
Cheeky idea lad.

- Kev x

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Kekek

/pol/ fags btfo

>>39027742
I don't even know where this is from but this meme always makes me smile a bit

>>39027755
61 but I didn't post at all towards the end

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Dinner again with piles of black pepper and covered in olive oil yum !

What's your dinner tonight Britbots?

>>39027794
would you ever eat pigeon pie?

>>39027786
>but I didn't post at all towards the end

What were you doing that wasn't britfeel lad?

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>>39027794
Super noodles and speggetti'os, mummy is out of town and I'm not allowed to use the oven, just the hobs.

>>39027746
it's not that bad lad
>>39027755
not him but 19, which is rather good for me.
>>39027783
didn't he run round town drunk singing hitler youth songs drunk once? I'm not surprised that a filthy ex stockbroker is scumming to peer pressure though
>>39027794
looks nice, had shop bought curry myself
>>39027743
<3

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>>39027794
>What's your dinner tonight Britbots?

I'm gonna make 2 waffle butties (potato waffles)

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Tempted to order a handful of these badboys.

just drank 4 pints of water, ate half a garlic bread and I feel really sick

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>>39027783
I remember reading that Nige would throw up Nazi salutes and shit in school. Whether he is/was a racist, I always imagined him as a proto-"ironic" /pol/ poster.

>>39027786
It's from the Carry On movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTi5DzMsK3c

>>39027847
If a bunch of britfeel boys order them and start leaving them on busstops and stuff we might be able to start a movement

>>39027821
Writing a blog post, headache, tired, ate some microwave rice

>>39027847

Can you make a Xi one lad

>>39027857
who didn't do edgy stuff like that in school though? I used to draw swastikas on stuff all the time back in school, you grow out of it

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How is everyones August?

>>39027870
Give me a few mins

>>39027794
>What's your dinner tonight Britbots?
ORdered thai food because I slept till 9ish

>>39027723
>>39027734
she is quite something
>someone in this thread may have or may not have fapped to her rape scene

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>>39027794
Just pasta and a half packet of hobnobs

>>39027877

On the final period of Monday one sixth form day, our class rearranged the desks into a massive swatika and put the chairs around the swastika too. The next morning they didn't even move it and held the first lesson around the swastika, before we undid it between periods 1 and 2

>>39027857
I'm pretty left to be honest but isn't that kind of edgy shit normal when you're a teenager?

>>39027894
She really enjoyed filming it too, but then the SJW's had a massive backlash and she had to do some rape awareness thing for PR
>>39027866
blog post hype

>>39027794
had a big plate of chips and gravy earlier, and now have some chicken satay skewr things in oven

>>39027899
Nothing wrong with hobnobs.

>>39027866

I dunno if you saw my post earlier lad, but once upon a time I had mushrooms growing out of my wall. We can be the Fungis (Fun Guys)

>>39027877
A classmate of mine came in with a Hitler mustache one day and got beat up.

>>39027866
>headache
how often do you get them?

>>39027642
>At uni? Idk,

either uni or if you can find a place a real life. i think it would do you good.

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I don't see myself ever getting a gf in the future

>>39027936
I saw that and replied if I remember correctly

>>39027955
very frequently now, started a few months ago. Most times I've got to interact with people or go out into wide spaces/loud places/busy places or just when contemplating my life. I think there is two different types of headaches, one that's a lingering dull ache (I get whenever) and the other is sharp and often makes me clutch my head and close my eyes for relief (caused by enviroment noise,busy)

>>39027995
Welcome to the club lad. No passion in life, no firends or girlfriend to share it with. What are we to do.

>this wrestling programme is doing the terrorist gimmick a little hard here
blimey

>>39027995
join the gay side, shipanon
we're waiting for you

what does prison gay mean

>>39027451
anyone here fucking hate J.K Rowling? Swear to god the more you learn about someones political opinions the more you hate them. I used to respect her, now she is just another washed out celebrity spending 99% of her life shitposting on twitter

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>>39027870
Support the sticker industry

>>39028025
it means tilde

>>39028025
attraction to males as a result of a lack of exposure to females

>>39028018
What show is this lad?

>>39027997
could be stress from getting yourself into arguments online all day every day desu lad

>>39028034

Fucking howling at that lad

>>39027746
>>39027761
Sorry lad. Went a bit too mean there. Carry on

>>39027997
Someone with more knowledge than me please give him advice so his head doesnt explode or something

>>39028028
no because i don't come across her political opinions, or anything else to do with her

>>39028028
Twitter is the worst for this, so many famous people who you'd respect but then you find out their spend day or night posting shit on twitter and suddenly they seem completely pathetic

>>39027877
>>39027916
>>39027942
What's worse? Hitler ruining the toothbrush moustache or the Nazis as a whole ruining the Swastika?

>>39028020

I will be the last britfeeler to remain straight when everyone else has turned gay

>>39028061
I'd say the Swastika. It's quite a nice symbol regardless of the context, the toothbrush tash is a bit silly even now.

>>39028061
toothbrush moustache, hardly any one would be using the swastika, but he killed off a neat looking moustache style

>>39028050
maybe if he hits boiling point he will factory reset or something and turn in to a chad

i did not do science at school though

>>39028042
>>39028050
I'm going to the GP about it maybe, at least I told my mother to set an appointment up, if she tries the depression and setraline again I will flip out. I just want to know I'm not dying of brain cancer or something really

>>39028071
I'll be there with you, hand in hand the only straight bros left

>>39028071
fool, you could be swimming in boi pucc

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>>39028079
Sounds like a solid theory lad

>Xi has already visited us once in 2015
>The chance of it happening again is slim to none

>>39028028
her post about virgins hiding behind a green frog unironically made me punch my monitor, and is especially funny given the kind of person that reads her books. Her position on the radical left pisses me off too. She's a huge fucking roastie
>>39028094
you do cheer me up ebin

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Trying to sneak some Kevs.

>>39028057
Graham fucking Linehan. Utter twat

Here you go faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkXxGu8DlA

>>39027884
Looking to be the best month of my life. Still chance if it being the worst tho.

>>39028134
What's making it the best lad?

>>39028038
o shid, they had some guy singing the american anthem and they came out dressed as terrorists and beat him up
this is a little on the nose

>>39028028
I couldn't give a shit about her political opinions but she is a hack fraud writer. I just think of the time turner from the third Harry Potter and I get mad.

>>39028094
>I'll be there with you, hand in hand the only straight bros left
Ebin really is a subtle comedy genius

>>39028094

Sorry lad you are gay, but I admire your sincere and noble attempts at trying to become a hetrosexual

>>39028129
Just saw the thumbnail, not clicking on that. Think you're the faggot here lad

>>39028156
have you read the cursed child? don't. Don't even ask me what it is about

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>>39028057
Mildly popular eceleb Spoony of The Spoony Experiment is the worst for this

>too depressed to make videos
>no too depressed to tweet about wrestling and DRUMPF!!!!!! all fucking day

>>39028161
I am so conflicted on him. I really want to think that he is a character because of how witty and articulate he is all the time, but I can't imagine anyone holding up a facade for this amount of time

>>39028145
Boyfriend get. Going to lose a very good friend in the process tho I think

>>39028192
My brother did and he's the biggest Harry Potter fan I know. Even he thought it was wank fan fiction.

>tfw your favourite twitter roastie is cucking you with some cunt

>>39028198
why are you going to lose a friend?

>>39027815
Er yeah if it was delicious pigeon.

>>39027837
Eh? Like with a waffle iron?!

>>39027899
Hobnob are best biscuits. Plain or choc though?

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Perfect to sticking up in Hyde.

>tfw your favourite britfeel tranny is probably going to cuck you with some cunt

>>39028028
what even if her political opinion?

>>39028224
>tfw your favourite killer is probably going to cuck you with some other victim.

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It's a playing an H-game that's older than me kind of evening

>>39028128
hahaha exactly who I was thinking about when I typed that, what a loser

>>39028240
xchange?

>>39028240
what hgame lad

>>39028240
Unironically enjoyed the soundtrack to this game. I know it's bad but I love every second of it.

>>39028028
>I used to be a little faggot Harry Potter fan but now I know that the writer doesn't hate pakis I hate her! Grrrr!

Sad little man.

>>39028193
Oh shit I used to love that guy. He still limping along?

>>39028213
He's into me and is not going to be happy when I tell him. He could have had me but he kept blowin hot and cold and I couldn't wait around forever.

>>39027650
No one gonna get that escort?

Nige Farage likes willy in his bum-bum.

>>39028071
>>39028094
im not turning gay either. what would be the point? im not attracted to guys, i can just have a wank if im horny and if i get desperate enough i will just force myself to find a girl to fuck online or at a club.

Bunch of bloody poofs

>>39028256
not really that desu anon

>>39028194
Ebin is from the same creator as poleaboo, and in my opinion, his best work.

>>39028296
If you could find a girl to fuck online or at a club then you're not in danger of going prison gay.

Prison gay is only for lads who couldn't do that if they tried. But maybe you'll try and fail one day, and in that situation you might go p-gay.

>>39028263
He's made one review in the past two years, occasionally does vidya streams and spends about 18 hours a day tweeting about Trump. Because of this his patreon went from 5 grand a month to about 600.

>>39028028

No way, she's funny as fuck and I wank to her all the time.

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>work in pensions
>Discovered I made a mistake about a year ago
>switched some guys money into a certain fund when I shouldn't have
>guy actually made 3k more being in this fund than the one he wanted.

Will I be ok lads? We are probably going to have to tell him about the fuck up, but I'm thinking he might be chill as the mistake made him more money

>>39028325
Virtually impossibIe

>>39028325
only because the poley ending wasn't a knife spree. Such a tame ending, but I suppose msot of his resources were going toward this bright new star.

>Bathroom has smelled a bit musty for days
>Go in there just now
>Its starting to get very noticeable
>Mould has formed in shower

t. not even Ebin

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>>39028253
>>39028254
Lightning Warrior Raidy

>>39028255
It's a cracking game and the cheesy soundtrack only makes it better

>>39028369
My shower hasn't worked for about 10 years

>>39028369
have you upset ebin?
that is his calling card

>>39028194
I think it's both, he's genuinely smart and funny but also unironically autistic and pathetic and slightly paranoid. Britfeel is better with him than without him though so i can't complain

>>39028378
>he bathes in two weeks of his own filth
you're fucking disgusting mate

>>39028369
>ebin is spreading spores over the internet

>>39028395
Shit, maybe this is what he meant when he was threatening anons last thread

>>39028386
We'll both be watching closely then. It's a shame he has taken a dislike to my most visible face, though.

Ebin is real 100%, Poleaboo I'm 98% sure is real

>>39028325
Literally impossible. We've seen and heard Ebin, we've seen poleaboo. I do think they're both self aware though and slightly exaggerate their characters

>>39028417
Poley is 100% fake, or a real story that was continued by another person. The court case was certainly fake, and much of the content before

>>39028340
>If you could find a girl to fuck online or at a club then you're not in danger of going prison gay.

i can normally find a girl who is down to fuck online if i try hard enough, even if she is fat. never really tried getting a girl at a club because i very rarely go clubbing.


>Prison gay is only for lads who couldn't do that if they tried

most of them are probably average looking though and they could at least date a fat girl. i know dating is harder than just meeting up for a bum but surely they could find the courage to date if they find the courage to meet up with a stranger for a bum. i have failed and been desperate in the past but i just wanked a lot and any desperation went away.

How would you react if you found out every single poster on britfeel, ever since you started posting was BritNormie, apart from you.

>>39028459
Impossible, at least two of them are me.

>>39028436
Everyone saw his name in the court rolls a few days ago though...

>>39028436
So did he just find some random guy named Amer Hussein who happened to be on trial in the same town he did the stalking? The whole thing did sound fake but you never know

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>go on /b/
>find fb fap thread
>freak out newfags who dont change filenames when they save direct from fb

>>39028459
i know some people in real life who post here. assume britnormie was everyone else, i would ask how he even managed to do it.

>>39028478
Not possible. He'd need to know in advance when that guy was going to be up in court.

>>39028452
And done what with your life? Got some shitty office job so you can slave away extra hard for a bit more money? You would have been miserable anyway, especially at uni. Trust me...

>Ebin buys scratchcards all the time
>Elliot Rodger was obsessed with winning the lottery
what does it all mean?

>>39028363
he might have been trying to launder it
I'd watch your back from now on lad

>>39028459
I have a conspiracy theory whereby my father is even richer than he appears. He used to pay for my friends throughout my childhood, but now due to my deteriorating mental illness pays for eople to simulate a community on here. I unironically believe this.
>>39028452
As someone who failed often but eventually struggled though, it didn't make me happy crumpet please reply to me when I avatar I really like you

>>39028512
Gambling is the only time I feel hope

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Ebin hurry up with your blog, I'm close to passing out drunk.

>>39028512
>Ebin's blog is written in a similar style to My Twisted World

We should probably call the police on him just in case.

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>>39028512

I actually found one piece of 'My Twisted World' that isn't on par with Ebin

>"I immediately went to the restroom to look at myself in the mirror a few times, just so that I can feel more assured of myself. Yes, I thought. I am the image of beauty and supremacy. I kept saying it over and over again, as if it was a mantra"

>>39028512
>Ebin said not to push someone who has nothing to lose and could find out where you live easily

The symbolism runs deeper, he's gonna kill someone soon

>>39028500
He could have made friends, got a great interesting job, and enjoyed his life.

>>39028560
Fucking hell, his eyes seems to emit an aura..I can see a reddish tint..

>>39028560
That's true. Ebin isnt a narcissist he just thinks everything is shit including himself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo

>tfw

>>39028560
>wristlet
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A

>>39028576
He was really photogenic, decently handsome too and rich. Such a shame he was plagued by narcissism so deep he was convinced that he deserved a 9/10 gf despite never having asked a girl out in his life

How does a man get revenge?

>>39028619
By living a good life

White people from South London are untermensch

>>39028577
Ebin is most definitely a narcissist, he needs to make everything about himself, stirring up drama when there is none. He just doesn't have the delusion that Elliot had, he knows deep down that he's shit just like everyone else

>>39028616
he had mental problems. any normal person who was that desperate would either get help or eventually ask out a girl. he could of at least tried going to some clubs and with that mate of his he used to play wow with.

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>>39028560
"They may be more educated, in a better position regarding social life and jobs but I am just a better human. I have honesty and sincerity they completely lack."

>>39028515
>He asked to switch to fund a
>I switched to fund b

Absolutely wasn't laundering

>>39028634
the words of the strongest or the weakest.

>>39028616
>photogenic
in a wall
>handsome
Not really. Also short and skinny
>rich
Wasnt he constantly raging his dad wasnt more successful and his mum wouldnt remarry a millionaire?

>>39028619
No need to go on a killing spree Ebin, think this through please

>>39028654
>wall
meant way* was thinking about ebin

>>39028659
Not ebin. He has not the motivation that have, not the hatred.

Too much personality focus for what should be a comfy nighttime thread.

Whatever my last two digits are, I'm going to go to that page in MTW and find something that relates to Ebin

>>39028619
by living a good life and being successful in endeavors

sounds like meme advice but its true. if you;re happy and living a good life you're going to show who ever it is that you have moved on. if you feel like shit they win because it shows that you have allowed them to negatively effect your life.

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>tfw going through internet bookmarks from 10 years ago

Where does the time go lads

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Wasn't Elliot Rodger's Dad supposedly working on a book about him? I'd be interested to read an outside opinion because ol Elliot seemed so wrapped up in himself.

Let me put it this way: britfeel is sure to blow up.

>>39028638
>White people are untermensch

I have corrected your posting, white person.

>>39028654
He undeniably was photogenic, not sure what you mean by that. Not a manlet by any means, probably average weight.
>Wasnt he constantly raging his dad wasnt more successful and his mum wouldnt remarry a millionaire?
That's because he was an entitled little shit, his dad was a famous millionaire producer iirc. They were undeniably very rich

>>39028659
let it go lad. your hatred will consume you and only cause you pain.

>>39028689
I lost all mine and now I can't remember what sites I went on back then. I feel like I hardly ever use a new site now.

>>39028697
tilde's gone rogue lads

>>39028686
Their paren's screams are a million times the victory.

>>39028701

He as kinda an uberfailure. Everything he touched turned to shit.

>>39028689
>tfw going through msn chat logs from when a girl was blatantly hitting on you and you fucked it up because you didn't know what to say

>>39028696
i would like that too. i would definitely give it a read.

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>>39028697
I'm sorry lads I didn't mean it

>>39028701
>his dad was a famous millionaire producer iirc
he was a second editor on one popular movie. No way a millionaire

>>39028718
what has someone done to you?

>>39028685

From page 85 of My Twisted World

>"Their overly social and obnoxious personalities offended me"

>"Once the class was dropped, I felt a sense of relief."

>>39028732
I won't be aiming at anyone in here. I'm sure it will come out in the media later, though, so have fun with my deathrattle of newfags.

>>39028697
>Mould creatures erupt from tens of computers across the country, killing the users gruesomely
>Len and Saku are ironically the only ones spared since they're out together

>>39028725
He even fucked up his murder plans dint he? Was supposed to go to the most popular sorority to kill the elite high scklrs and instead ended up shooting the regular joes like him.

>>39028538
It's up lad

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>>39028727
>nobody ever started the chat with you

>cute woman messages me
>kind of flirting back and forth
>she drops the kid bomb shell
>heart sinks
>live too far away for the possibility of meeting up
>still flirting with her because she wants this dick

I'm ok with this

>>39028732
i will project you ebin lad. i will be your guardian angel.

>>39028751
A million papercuts, each one will taste a sharper blade

>>39028750

He is a millionaire, his company had a turnover of $600,000 in 2016, his house was sold for well over $1,000,000 in 2017 too

>>39028775
i mean protect. i feel like a mong now.

>>39028760
>it's another blogpost about len

you're obsessed lad

>>39028697

Is this a 'weeks away' thing or 'BBC News tomorrow morning' thing?

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>currently working through a whole cheesecake (1920 calories)
>had two large jacket potatoes and baked beans earlier
E-eating will solve my problems right lads?

>>39028701
his dad was rich but his mum was more middle class and he predominately lived with his mum

>>39028803
Give me two years. I pormise the wait will be worth it.

>>39028804
Dont you want to be slim and sexy like a twink?

>>39028818

and you're gonna label yourself as the 'britfeel killer' then? Otherwise britfeel won't blow up at all

>>39028804

No you fat cunt.

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>>39028757
>Was supposed to go to the most popular sorority
Yea and his plan failed because he couldn't get the door to open

>you'll never dress up Tilde as sophie and let sophie poster have his way with her

>>39028833
It will feature heavily in the ending of my manifesto, with many named posters being mentioned.I have planned the skeleton of it.

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babestation

ashley's bare bum

>>39028867

Don't think Sophieposter is into trannies desu

>>39028757
>regular joes like him.
he hated anyone who had sex

>>39028818
will you be hurting innocent people?

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>>39028870
haha sounds great lad, give us a sneak peek

>>39028867
Want quite a lot tbqh
t. one of the posters involved

>>39028525
Tell your dad we want a raise, having to interact with (You) isn't worth what he's paying us

<3

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>>39028821
>>39028839
I'm a skinny cunt trying to bulk up. I feel sick eating this but I can't stop
1920 bloody calories in one cake

i want to kill myself britfeel i am halfway though being 21 and i have done nothing this should be the peak of my life instead i am alone unable to even talk to people

>>39028795
Fuck sake. I had a massive thing for the "other one" and even I wasn't this obsessed, and I'm not even supposedly "straight"

Dude clearly had a crush. Why can't he just admit he's a bender and find someone else.

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>finally match with girl on omegle
>shows bobs
>asks to see my dick
>"awe it's kinda small lol"
>disconnects
FUCK EVERYTHING

>>39028821
>tfw just hit underweight bmi
it's not all it's cracked up to be

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>>39028894
>>39028885
Here's a hint. Imagine.

>>39028870
bloody ell lad. give us a clue. i want to know what you're planning on doing on doing

>>39028938
Thought you said you went to secondary school though?

>>39028961
You've never been very good at your job

>>39028915
Well sugar wont do it for you, you need them complex carbs. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky!

I just started exercising again after long. Got a bit of fat on my stomach, I hate it! Once upon a time I had abs and sexy muscles. Time to get them back, baby.

genuinely a bit worried for len, should i report ebin's blog?

>>39028945
you're going to crash a plane into somewhere im guessing.

DONT DO IT LADDY. BY GOD, WITH THE HELP FROM BRITFEEL WE WILL TURN YOU AWAY FROM THIS DARK PATH. PLEASE DONT HURT ANY INNOCENT PEOPLE. WORK WITH US AND WE WILL GET YOU THROUGH THIS NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES. I WILL PERSONALLY HELP YOU IN REAL LIFE IF NEED BE

>>39028870
I hope I'm in it

>>39028998
You aren't reading it properly.

>>39028945
Are you going to bomb dresden?

>>39028971
im a neet laddypop

I've been awake 24 hours. My 'days' are 36 hours long each. About 24 hours of being awake and then 12 hours of sleep. I don't know how anyone could go to sleep after just 12 hours, by that point it only just feels like I'm starting to do anything. I guess they actually do stuff that makes them tired. When you do nothing but shitpost on /britfeel/ you conserve a lot of energy

>>39028945
>>39029020
Something in Lancaster

>>39028935

how big lad?

>>39029039
Thats the cozy life B-)

>>39028996
give us a link lad, I forgot to save it last time it was posted

>>39029076
Not that small, like 5 and a half inches

She was probably used to seeing oversized nigger dicks so that's probably why

>>39029094
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/

>ebin talks shit about him all the time
>the one time he responds he blames len for starting drama and thinks he's coming to kill him

>>39028998
Imagine being a normie and unironically thinking like this

>I was going to ride my bike yesterday but couldn't open the shed to get it out.
another supreme gentleman defeated by a door

>>39029145
are you trying to say that you cant help people no matter what?

you know that there are tons of people that have been in very bad places in their life and they have managed to change themselves with the right help

Mariah Carey - Emotions
T U N E

>>39029166
>another supreme gentleman defeated by a door
audible kek

>>39029136
>https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
Jesus christ this man is literally fucking delusional
Unironically seek professional help, ebin

>>39029145

Bus driving will be hell, but having them train you to drive a bus will improve your car driving massively.

I considered this path too but went for HGV driving Then quit after causing 150,000 bong worth of damage on the most stressful day of my life

Any interview is progress though

>>39029191
why do I always post my best jokes when I don't avatar. fucks sake lads

>>39028989
Calories are calories mate, iifym and all that. I'd say I'm pretty fit but still skinny, been lifting on and off for 3 years now. Good on ya for getting back into it, I miss my abs too :(

>>39029166
>The problem is I'd have to move about an hour away to a city and I don't think my parents would let or support me.

another supreme 24 year old man making up excuses

>>39029210
Do it now lad I'll still appreciate it

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>>39029166

I was literally screaming with laughter after reading that post, God-fucking,speed anon, you've earned this (you)

>>39029204
It only pays 8.50 p/h t the start apparently I don't know if I'd survive in a city on that unless I went in a house share. It goes upto 11+ p/h though

>>39029210
sophie poster

>>39029231
imagine a pretty ginger girl here not surprise roastie
>>39029245
ty
>>39029253
high IQ neet

>>39029253
why do you think len would hire a hitmen onto you? no one considers you enough of a thread to spend more than 10k

Need to shower and shave I smell like balls

>>39029204
>Then quit after causing 150,000 bong worth of damage on the most stressful day of my life

how'd you manage that? I was thinking about going down the hgv route but would mess it up badly. Busses are all automatic and look pretty easy to drive, its just the passengers.

Both the Hull depot and York depot are recruiting, Hull is a regional bus franchise and York is a big franchise (First)

>>39029271
No you don't get it, Len is the cappo di tuttio of the Waifuposter mafia.
No-one crosses him on a tiny thread in the corner of a tiny website in internet.

Or Ebin is just a paranoid weirdo who should probably stop picking fights, one of the two.

>>39029305

I was driving down some extremely narrow street in central London after 3 hours sleep and only 4 weeks experience

I turned too early on one corner, hooked some metal bar on the back of the truck into an empty skip, and swung the empty skip around into a Brand New Aston Martin DB-9, writing it off. The HGV training made my car driving so much better though, haven't has a car accident in over 5 years now.

Do I go for a run or not lads, I'm in bed but cba sleeping.

>>39029327
lol imagine. fucking hell. you could not make this stuff up. this is exactly what i come to /Britfeel/ for. the fact someone unironically believe another person has put a hit on their head because of an argument on 4chan. im crying with laughter

>>39029305
I know a guy who's a bus driver, he knocked over two bus stops in his first three months. They didn't even suspend him, it seems like they don't give a fuck.

>>39029374
was probably some arabs aston martin anyway, are HGVs manual or automatic? The manual gearbox on them put me off desu. I don't think i'd like it anyway

>>39029396
they are pretty desperate for drivers I've heard, not very desirable and they all want to kill themselves

>>39029383
Do it and then post pics of your run back here

https://www.indy100.com/article/how-much-sex-people-have-according-to-their-age-kinsey-institute-research-bedroom-7889621

according to this article the average 18-29 year old is having sex over 100 times a year. this sounds like bs.

>>39029429
Work in a cozy library

>>39029429

I learned in a manual, and half of the work I did was in a manual, but they are 95% automatic gearboxes now. HGV driving is a shit job, very early starts, very long hours etc.

>>39029429
ebin lad. i need to know why you think len has put a hit on you. what is gonig through your head? do you think he has connection to the mafia or something?

>>39029454
Really? I thought they had like 20 gears.

>>39029283
What were the troubles? Bullying?

>>39029471

The manual ones have between 10-16 gears, but these days manual gearboxes are rare in HGVs

Had the shits for a good two hours lads, my arsehole is raw
Bet a dick would slip right up and I wouldn't even notice no homo

>>39029477
Irish civil war m8

>>39029443
When you have a gf it's like sex on tap, really

n-not that I know or anything...heh...

>>39029454
I only understood manual until my mid twenties when I tried to drive one after stalling a few times I learnt that the clutch decides how much of your accelerator you want to use on the wheels. Why dont they tell you that? Anyway, I got it now.

>>39029462
He mentioned something about bitcoins to me before, deep web or something.

>>39029453
most library stuff is volunteer I think, not an available job anyway

>>39028217
Chocolate, 90% of the post refering to "choccy hobnobs" are me, love the fuckers

>>39029388
But there was a crying cat picture and someone hasn't been on steam for six days!
Of course there's a hit on him!

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>>39029443
>over 1/4 of the nights
People in relationships might fuck every two days, and maybe 1/3 or 1/4 of young people are in relationships at any one time (but some of these are long distance at uni and might be two fucks a week on the weekend). Students go out maybe 3 or 4 nights a week on the pull, but I'm not sure a what rate they pull and get laid.
Older 20's in relationships that live together might more conceivably fuck daily. Seems a bit high by my shitty drunk estimation.

alright lads, is there a lad called ebin in here? i need to have a word with him

How could I become a monk?

Reckon I could have a nice life just sitting about and praying.

>>39029500
Ebin you cant just hire assassins on the deepweb. The real world doesnt work like that

>>39029517
Zen buhdist lad? Like we'd know.

>>39029514
Fucking screaming at this post

>>39029529
Whatever type gets to shitpost all day and live in a comfy monastery for free.

>>39029523
Don't tell him that lad this is hilarious

Alright lads let me give you a quick rundown on the poster who goes by the name Ebin


>Brennans bow to Crilly.
>In contact with Father Larry Duff.
>Possess priest-like abilities.
>Control ireland with an iron but fair fist.
>Own churches & parishes globally.
>Direct descendants of the ancient christ blood line.
>Will bankroll the first parishes on Mars (Tedgangrad will be be the first parish)
>Own 99% of bank account editing research facilities on Earth.
>First baptised babies will in all likelihood be Tedganoff babies.
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a bishop's face who will appear on a skirting board and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'ted bang' that created our universe.
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg [Embed]
>The Irish Church entrust their gold reserves with Ted. There's no gold in Dublin, only Ted's bank account.
>the big red phone in the rugged island parish house is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor.
>the last person who missed a call was Father Dick Byrne. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

got verbally abused today
feel very hurt

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Gonna have another bash at becoming a star on ITV

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>>39029514
snitches get stitches
I hate ebin as much as the next bong but I'm not gonna risk my rep

>>39029436
Fuck it ok I'll get changed now then laddo. I go to this cricket pitch or whatever it's called and do laps so I can't take well lit pictures there but I'll take a couple on my way there.

>>39029563
hugs to you lad. what did the booley say?

>>39029498
yeah, you're right lad. i have never been in a relationship but some of my friends have and this is what it seems like. Does not seem like that many lads are in relationships though.

>>39029511
sounds right tbf. students do fuck a lot

>>39029517
just sit down and start praying. if you act like a monk who can say you're not 1.

>>39029563
I'm here for you, lad.

>>39029529
nah, that is me. that reminds me, i need to meditate soon.

>>39029573
Good luck m8 dont lose too much

>>39029555
Think you copied the wrong pasta there m80

>>39029580
just some fat old pub cunt being a prick
wouldn't take notice of it otherwise but I'm a sensitive mong

Right, gonna bet on 11/22/33 in about 5 minutes, I hope kev is watching over me

>>39029608
skipping headspace tonight myself, far too fucking drunk

>>39029575
It's like we are twins, I workout at a cricket pitch too :3

>>39029624
fair enough lad. how has it been going for you?

>>39029573
daft question but do you need a tv to play it or can you do it online.

>>39029388
>>39029503
You guys are laughing but unless Ebin is baiting he sounds genuinely paranoid and unwell, he needs help

hello chaps, what it ebins steam account?

>>39029622
dubs confirmed, the sexy is watching over you
>>39029621
>pub cunt
a lowlife of no value he said ironically
>>39029634
It's really good actually, though I'm not very consistent with it.

>>39029638

You bet online jackpot247.com

The show is on ITV1 right now though

Don't understand why Ebin wouldn't relish the opportunity to get assassinated, if I were him I would be relieved. And I mean that seriously. Very surprised if Ebin isn't suicidal

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Sandwich delivery for Ebin

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Right, not on this spin, but I'll be betting on the next spin in about 2-3 minutes

>>39029620
I THINK YOU'D BE SURPRISED BRO

>>39029653
He could probably avoid all this if he didn't constantly post shit about len and fuel his own paranoia.
Every time he posts no doubt he thinks there's going to be repercussions for some reason but he still does it

20 seconds to go

My cat seats itself so it can have direct and unbreaking eye contact with me.

Her plan is to keep this up until I give her the wet food.

Fussy thing, she is.

help me lads. some cunt has chopped me legs off

>>39029688
Well I don't get it then desu

Has anyone seen the Hitman?

20 seconds, got 7 bong on this spin

Watch shippy online lads

http://www.filmon.tv/tv/channel/export?channel_id=11

>>39027650
Oh boy I sure hope it isn't me

>>39029755
i think he is in the spoons toilet lad

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hes done it lads

Damn, what a hunk that Hitman Hitman is, thinking of taking a hit out on myself just to see him

think i saw him on /x/

Ebin sweetie come sit in the passenger seat of the car outside with me for a nice night drive x
take no notice of the two men in the back they're just friends from work x

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>>39029757
>Shipanon won 4 quid

>>39029800
Thanks! I'll be sure to check it out..

Left my headphones at work and struggling to get to sleep without them, never mind the twenty minute walk back to work tomorrow oh shit lads I'm too attached to technology I hate silence

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKING NICE SHIPPY

Fucking got so excited when I saw that, oh my god

>>39029850
As someone with tinnitus, man the fuck up lad

>>39029850
This is actually natural. Our insulating windows create an unnaturally quiet atmosphere. Crack open yer window, should help.

Better stream

https://tvcatchup.com/watch/itv

>>39029815
How tf did you post that screenshot so fast lad mine took so long to sort out >>39029860

>>39029860
>>39029815
>>39029823

T-thanks lads, didn't win anything on that 31, got a couple more spins left at least

inb4 Ebins Hitman starts gambling too

>>39029881
>How tf did yo-
Ebin. That's how.