>apply for job >they see my name

i know this feel
>parents say they want me to be successful
>give me a ghetto ass name from a wu-tang member as a baby
literally wtf

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>>39023351
>Be hiring manager
>Majority of black employees I've hired have been terrible
>Luckily they all have stereotypical names
>Make a software script that auto deletes any nig resumes

You guys make it too easy

You guys make it too easy.

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>>39023351
You can't get a job here, DaQuan

Nigger culture is the worst subculture in America. Why do you give your children shitty names and kill each other over drugs and shit that doesn't matter?

>>39023351
>tfw black
>but my name is Milton

Feels fucking good, senpai

>>39023371
Why are you mad at your parents for not assimilating to white culture? You should be mad at society for judging people purely based on things like name, looks, etc

>>39023536
>>39023454
>>39023425
>>39023422
>>39023413
>>39023371
>>39023351
Tell this Jew op to go to hell. Fuck niggers

>>39023351
We already have a blackbot thread, Tendarius.

>>39023536
What's easier to change, society's perception on certain groups of people, or your name?

>>39023425
Why do white kids shoot up schools over shit that doesn't matter?

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>>39023351
>be black
>have the most bone-standard white American male name ever
>hiring manager gets fucking upset when he sees me in person

top kek

Blackbots, what is your honest opinion on blacked dot com?

>>39023351
>be white cis male
>rename myself to Daquan Tyrone Ibn la Ahmed Nguyen
>pretend I am trans-race trans-gender and trans-age
>get well paid job at google despite knowing jack shit

Life is good fellas

i have a nigger name and im white

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>>39023413
do share the funniest ones

>>39024646
Good cinematography and production values. Decent content, though some of it feels samesy. Really riles people up because of it's easily identifiable aesthetic and polarizing content. However, for some, that's its main draw. In my opinion, it's a good company that gets a lot of bad press here on r9gay. I'd give it a 7.5 out of 10.

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>>39023351

>apply for job
>managers daily browse 4chan /b/ and /r9k/
>they laugh their asses off for an entire day posting threads "Tyrone KFC Wutermelun applied for a job ha ha ha"
>eventually fat sjw HR hires me
>mfw pic rel8

>>39023371

ODB is that you?

>>39023351
what a fucking retard. just use the few neuron you have for fuck's sake

is your name Laquan Jeromane Thompson? now you go by L.J. Thompson.

hard, isn't it? fucking retarded nigger. with """minority""" quotas they have to employ human garbage like you.

>>39024873
If only pic related were true. More often than not, you get hiring managers and bosses like the ones you described

>>39023351
Have you tried going into the place where you want to work and giving the manager a firm handshake?
Make sure to dress in a nice, non-aggressive way so that they know you aren't there to try and rob the place.

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>>39024967
How assblasted can you get?