how do i flirt

>>39013351
Probably cutely, because frogposters are, at least, really cute.

>>39013560
Are you having a stroke
Also fuck you this comment is original enough

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>>39013560
Uguuu What makes you say that?

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still dont know how to flirt guys

>>39013351
>>39014133
Tease them (insult in a playful, light hearted, shallow, and not too painfully truthful way, with a smile on your face)

>>39014178
go on pham
need all the help i can get

>>39014201
That's literally it, if she likes that throw in some subtle sex comments.

She'll either love it or call the police. there's no real middle ground.

>>39014178
Why would I insult someone I like? I don't understand this.

>>39014252
It's the bantz lad

You're not actually insulting them, just joking with them.

>>39014258
I never understood bantz. I hate it. Does this mean I'm fucked and can never flirt?

>>39014357
Well you'll come off as a bit dull to be honest, unless you're exceptionally witty in other ways.

>>39014178
>calls her a skank

>>39014252
It's basically IRL shitposting. Take something you notice about them and make a little joke about it in the same way you would make fun of someone's post on 4chan.

>>39014178
i cant do this because at some point i know id just plain insult them

>>39014526
>make a little joke about it in the same way you would make fun of someone's post on 4chan.
Just don't call them nigger faggot

>>39014526
I'm not good at making fun of people on 4chan either:(

>>39014526
>calls her a nigger

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>>39014557
>tfw a girl who was flirting with you once called you a nigger faggot

>>3901438
>>39014526

What part of not painfully truthful do you not understand?

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>>39014557
>>39014571
I've gotten away with this before. Just say it with a smile and laugh afterwards, and make sure it's contextually humorous. If it's not funny you'll just look like you're trying to be edgy.

>>39014561
Get some practice in, find a thread and start poking at anon's for having poor taste in things. Take the picture I posted as an example; using this you could say something as simple as
>avatarfagging with Yui
>not with Rin
You guys don't actually do this, right?

Basically just shit on other people's opinions in a way that'll make them laugh, you'll get a feel for it and learn other ways to do so as time goes on.

>>39014642
I'm the same way man. Just need to learn how to use that trait to selectively turn it off and say something painfully (this is the joke, it's pure satire) UNtrue.

>>39014526
>IRL shitposting

4chan has no filter. If we talked to people like this irl we'd be in trouble.

>>39014674
>taking advice from somebody posting anime pictures

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>>39014690
Build up some rapport and you can get away with nearly anything. Read the crowd to figure out what you can and can't say, obviously there are still some rules, but rules can be bent.

>>39014725
You're getting the hang of it, anon.

>>39014178

That does not work because women can't handle the banter

>>39014847
it only works if youre chad
just like literally everything else

>>39013351
u have to dress charming and it should come naturally

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>>39014133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vVV8hRTxgE
watchthis lad be a classy gent

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>>39013351
you don't.
All you are doing is letting them know you are available. .. . So say you come across a female in the wild:
You just say anything. "man I hate car mechainces"
"this hair shirt is itchy"
"I just came from that new poko food place down the street, is was good"
if she is interested (based on looks mostly, and her own availability) she'll respond and engage , if she's not she'll give a flat answer and disengage.

>>39015983
>tells you how to do well on a date
>doesn't tell you how to get a girl on a date or how to get her interested in you
I have problems with the second one. The first one is pretty much just be a decent person and do things that interest her and you both.

>>39013351
Just be yourself bro. Let the girl start talking to you first.

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>>39013351
burself

orengan0

One flirting method wont work on every girl, unfortunately.
i.e. playfully teasing might work on a feisty girl, but if you try it on an insecure girl that could make her very sad and uncomfortable.