/britfeel/

1st for poopoo peepee thread

Soundtrack for tonight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKyBOYBn07g
Every hour is a season
Every minute lasts a day
So I sit here picking stitches
I find comfort in decay
How I long to fill my lungs

So tell me how does it feel to,
Breathe air cold and clean
'Cause I've been living on my knees since I was seventeen
Thought I was safe beneath the smoke,
But even under cover I still choke

Well my wings were clipped and even if they weren't
(Even if they weren't)
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the Earth
(Leave behind the Earth)
There's no poetry in my soul,
(Poetry, in my soul)
Just a list of lies I've told,
(There's just lies, that I've told)
And I don't know how much longer I can hold on.

Well my wings were clipped and even if they weren't
(Even if they weren't)
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the earth
(Leave behind the Earth)
There's no poetry in my soul,
Just a list of lies I've told
And I don't know how much longer I can hold on

My wings were clipped but even if they weren't
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the earth
There's no poetry in my soul
Just a list of lies I've told
And I don't know how much longer I can hold...

all who post in this thread affirm their desire to be one with Allah.

>>39006936
>come back to /britfeel/
>realise why I left
Shame really

Yankee druggos to keep us amused...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bifilJYZOvo

@39006989
Come join me at church on sunday

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Lads, which of our countries has the best national animal?

Bought two bottles of Taurus and a bag of flour from Aldi before. The guy looked at me like I was a a puppy with 3 legs

Its amazing to see britfeel live again

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Post cool tripcodes.

>>39007002
They're all decent tier animals tbqh, much better than an eagle. I do like the lion the most though.

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>>39007002
Wales no doubt. I mean they don't exist but still

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>>39007012
post thread reply


post below this line if you Renounce Islam and agree that Mohammed was a false prophet and Allah is not a god

this line will be in effect for the whole thread, everything below can be confirmed as consenting to be anti islam.

______________________________________________________________

>>39007002
this is way too furry creepy, please delete it

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Lads if shit hits the fan with the US and NK we'll be okay won't we? We won't get involved right? Us bongs will be safe r-right? Please respond

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I WANT TO MARRY HER I WANT TO DIE WHY AM I SO LONLEY

>>39007002
what is wrong with that unicorn and why is it smoking a fag

>>39007060
haha lad
no lad, haha
us controls the un lad, haha
haha

>>39007063
Hey sophie poster were you the niceposter with the s4s memes a little while back?

you have a similar vibe

>>39007070
scottish are proper hard nuts lad innit

Gonna wank into these kickers I found in my room lads

>>39007002
Kek why the fuck is Scotland's a unicorn?

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Sell all you have, give it to the kittens
And pour the milk on Louis' grave
And Catland sometimes called Pussydom
Opens for you instantly
It's the inmost light
It's the inmost light
Somewhere over the rainbow
On the good ship, lollipop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e6D4mqpx9s

>>39007060
NK is a tiny country, why would they ever provoke fucking america, with all of their military might and allies

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>ebin trying to explain that pensioner on twink is normal

Making me laugh desu

>>39007002
I like the dragon the most, then the lion

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Excluding some high level kevs, what kind of post would it take to get 25+ (you)s?

>>39007091
>tfw scottish sub with an english bf

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>>39006936
surprise surprise 108

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Big, smug, animeposter cock.

You were tormented in the name of Allah, but not defeated, nor did you insult anyone.

Until the nation of Islam became within the stars.

Mrs Queen guards Islam!

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>>39007123
Just a picture of a wee boney hand should do the trick

>>39007111
take a look lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_coat_of_arms_of_Scotland

>>39007063
Having a nice drink, lad?

>>39007111
were secure enough with ourselves to be able to have a unicorn on our coat of arms
wales especially are compensating with that dragon of theirs

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>>39007060
>not wanting global nuclear annihilation
Pleb

>>39007123
If I posted a pic of my face or if I posted a pic of me and tilde holding hands it might get close

>>39007119
>NK is a tiny country, why would they ever provoke fucking america, with all of their military might and allies

That's exactly what they're doing right now

>>39007138
thank you for renouncing islam
see
>>39007037

>>39007138
I don't mind the ironic muzzy posting but enough of the reddit spacing /u/mr_fuckface

>>39007088
I can't say I was, though I do browse it occasionally.
>>39007147
Quite shit faced. We have one of those pull down draw string light things (clearly I can't articulate it very well), and it took me four attempts to grab it and pull to switch the light on. About to get some more rum.

>>39007156
>were secure enough with ourselves to be able to have a unicorn
>mythological creature of pure virtual and honour

>>39007157
You fucks pretending you hope this happens are worse than the edgiest wannabe school shooters

Why can't I leave this god forsaken thread?

>>39007123

I have a picture of Ian Duncan Smith holding up on a piece of paper "I'm going to sanction your bennies anon" with a timestamp

I can only use it once so I'm saving it for the right moment. I came very close to releasing it during the civil war, purely to get back some comfy normal britfeel discussion

>>39007174

https://www.instagram.com/mr_fuckface/

paki confirmed

>>39007214
What the fuck

>You post with this creepy 'artistic' paki

>>39007097
they ur mums?

>>39007222
http://faceitstats.com/profile,name,Mr_FuckFace

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Concentrate on productive activities

>>39007234
Nah the gf or a guy I sort of knew whose house I wound up staying over one night

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>>39007214
that's absolutely foul lad.
>Whalenoisess
What does this mean? Another clue?

>>39007123
kent anon posted a timestamp and all the hungry robots gave her (you)s

>>39007174

Allah will welcome you little one.

>ebin so jealous of someone doing their a levels he's trying to dox him

>>39007276

(((her)))

Why is britfeel so full of tranny enablers?

>>39007276
reckon Tilde could easily get 25+ too

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>>39007270
We could use the comments put on his shitposts to get to him, only works if his friends commented on it though.

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>>39007294

Ebin is more jealous that Saku got A levels with Len

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I want to go back to old /britfeel/

>>39007195
is it really that hard to believe that people here want to see chaos? fucking normalfag

>>39007294
t. Mr_Fuckface

More than people are a bit upset that a literal child doing GCSEs and normie posting on reddit posts here, its obvious people like that are here but a confirmation makes it worse

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>>39007252
>Country: de
>there are filthy Krauts in this thread as we speak
Disgusting tbqh lads
DO IT AGAIN, BOMBER HARRIS!

>>39007315
Getting A levels is now my favourite euphemism.

>>39007339

Allah-Levels

>>39007318

I know that feel anon, I know that feel

the aforementioned has been said before

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>>39007315
I'm just glad they're too normie to post on friday, probably out having fun again. normie cunts

>>39007318
what do you mean by old britfeel? Its been alright here today.

>>39007270
>>39007290
>>39007332
>>39007353
too late m8

we got him

https://www.snoopsnoo.com/u/Mr_Fuckface

nice little website gives you and easy to digest dossier

roleplay CONFIRMED

>>39006936
Why are girls in the south so much better than the ones in the North?

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>>39007295
>he thinks this wasn't a real woman
Kek

>>39007374
>what do you mean by old britfeel? Its been alright here today.

It's always good when the /pol/scum stay away.

>>39007374
>I'm just glad they're too normie to post on friday, probably out having fun again. normie cunts

See lad, I was offered social interaction this evening but I turned it down. I agree with you about those normie cunts that actually go through with it

fuck sake lads, today is chad's independence day

>>39007070

Does that pony have a name?

>>39007392

>Boney hands
>Flat chest

Although a roastie that posts on /r9k/ is so low down the ladder she may as well be on par with a male tranny

>>39007276
I'm in Kent I'll give her the BPC if she's a genuine female.

>>39007295
Shes a bonafite rostie anon. sorry to inform you

>>39007387
Noticed this at uni, the same with the guys too. I suppose the rich chads get a better selection of wives and aesthetic genetics.
>>39007392
REEEE WHY DON'T I GET TO ORBIT HER
What was she like, lads?
>>39007416
Friday night would be right for it I suppose.

>>39007392
Shouldn't you be preodering destiny 2 for her, cumbriacuck?

>>39007380
>you like to discuss social media, accessories, fashion
>all those shitty r/4chan screencaps
>cricket watching paki
This faggot deserves death

>Some roastie from /r9k/ adds me on skype
>She keeps trying to talk to me
>I eventually get bored and block her

I feel like I'm a lone wolf here and everyone else is a white knight sometimes

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>>39007380
>best comment: It's spelt boipucci senpai
>you like to play: metal gear solid
>you like to discuss: politics

>your discussing politics and flirting with 16 year olds in year 11 on here

>>39007402
good one lad, glad you can be here with us

>>39007380

In'sha Allah brother.

The movements of stars, planets, people and motes of dust are all as Allah decrees.

The universe moves to his dictate.

>>39007427
>>39007392
>Boney hands

wait a minute...

>>39007465
I hate women as much as almost anyone, but I'd at least try things until I know that I', getting none.

>>39007380

this is also useful:
http://www.redditinvestigator.com/

>>39007473
Let's form a gang, akhi...a rape gang!

>>39007473
im just gonna filter Allah, swt
pbuh Mohammed and Islam and the word Muslim, in'sha

not so powerful now eh

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>>39007380
>most common words
>dad

Kek desu. No idea how people can use reddit though. It's so confusing never mind the userbase

>>39007318
It's been quite nice today. Wonder what's different about today's threads!

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>>39007119
>why would they ever provoke fucking america
You tell me lad

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>>39007195
Its fantastic dont you think, I really do wonder how much damage the top megaton bomb in America's Arsenal can do and I hope they use it by mistake and it turns out to be much stronger than they originally throught, like an exterminatus that ends up destroying every sense of life on earth and makes the planet comsume its self in a violent supernova explosion.
Whats not to like?

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COME ON TO THE STREAM
WE GONNA WATHC A MOVIE

COME ONE COME ALL

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I did a thing please give me (You)s

come lads

""https://cytu(the dot goes here)be/r/filmnight""

lets watch some shit

>>39007555
6ritteel?

>>39007499
You not shitposting with your trip off maybe, if was comfy last night when you weren't here too

>>39007496

It is as he wills my brother.

You can do no other.

>>39007555
I love it lad. Funny, cutesy and wholesome.
not at all self inserting as the guy holding hands with tilde

>>39007586
Tilde isn't in that picture

>>39007499
>Wonder what's different about today's threads
Everyone is openly arguing about wanting to pound your arse.

>>39007494

In his name.

>>39007555
nice. I won't even bother posting a doodle I've drawn, was just about to upload it as well.
love it

>>39007596
w-who am I holding hands with then? IS IT A REAL GIRL???

>>39007547
Might actually go for once, feeling lonely desu

>>39007586
that's len and saku I think

>>39007586
looks like Len+Saku holding hands and ebin austisc screeching

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>people bringing up len+saku
>both are prolapsing each others anuses while not even sparing a thought at all for britfeel

can't wait till he spams the thread again on monday

>>39007604
Post it anyway, lad. This thread could use some OC

>>39007547
yes i will come am loinely hehehe lol seriously i am

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Daily reminder that last night we discovered that /ourlad/ ebin has a very large support base who mostly keeps quiet to keep the peace in britfeel

t. Commander of the Ebin Internet Defence Force

>>39007647
>len posts
>reeeee go away normie

>len doesn't post
>seee he doesn't even care about this place smugsmugsmug

>>39007647
h-haha I deliberately didn't know who they were ebin, just for you.

>>39007647
There's more to life than britfeel you mong

>>39007647
Do you want len to post or not post?
You're so obsessed it's fucking creepy

>>39007668
>>39007684
Its not that, he just comes spamming the thread on purpose to taunt people. If he doesn't care one bit he doesn't have to post his massive condescending wall of text

>>39007699
I didn't bring him up

>>39007664
this

Kyle, please answer my texts. Do you mind explaining why Augustine walked in the bathroom to you scooping poop out of your anus?

>>39007699
don't forget ebin has written three blog posts about len
someone needs to ask him for his side of the story

>>39007713
He makes less posts than you, you're the only one so obsessed with him you think he's posting to taunt you
Drop it you freak

>>39007611
Fat Saku drawn as a girl

come lads

""https://cytu(the dot goes here)be/r/filmnight""

chill in the chat we gonna watch somethin.

currently watching funnies on the tubes

fuck sake lads, mum got some "luxury crisps" that aren't kettle chips
fucking seething

Alright so someone explain to me all this tripfag drama, not that I support tripfagging but I feel so out of the loop

>>39007668
You do the exact same thing with Ebin desu

>>39007725

I sometimes wonder what great sacrifices I must have made in my last life, to be reward with Ebin's blog in this life

>>39007786
The underage anon from reddit wants to know something lads. Do we tell him?

>>39007786

There was a civil war that lasted about a week and a half between 2 trips and 2 avatar fags, it's over now

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I'm going to try wank lads, any suggestions?

>>39007787
amazing that you know exactly who I am and what posts I've made in the past anon

Unless, of course, you're talking shit?

>>39007555
Oh fuck off you nonce. You've just started the fire for a long drama session.

>>39007786
>len dates someone who isn't ebin
>ebin stalks him and holds an autistic vendetta
>tilde fuels this by shitposting with his trip off
>now tilde and ebin are obsessed with trying to get len not to post here for some reason

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>>39007684

Yeah there is, but britfeel is the centre of my life

>>39007825
Scat porn
You seem degenerate enough to enjoy it

>>39007835
britfeel should burn, it's despicable and cant be saved

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>>39007651
ok, tis shit but done wi love for the huggers amongst us

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>>39007555
Don't buy into the lies you fools

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Going to bed lads. Have the luxury of waking up at half seven instead of four tomorrow! Hope you all sleep well

>>39007825
Pensioner on twink lad

>>39007825

gimme a min lad, I'll find something good for you, sincerely

nevermind, here it is

https://www.youporn.com/watch/8700639/she-finds-out-he-s-a-virgin-gladly-teaches-sex-lessons-and-pov-creampie/

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Aww bud! I'm glad you like my posts friendo! Did you see the latest GoT episode bud?

Now that the thread is good post Doggo webms! I got this cute one from /r/aww frens!

>>39007817
Was it funny?

>>39007825
madison deck
thank me later

>>39007839
lmao, any funny screen caps of drama?

>subways charging an extra quid to toast sandwiches

absolute travesty

>>39007832
Okay then. SOMEONE in this thread who cares far too much about ebin/len does that everytime

>>39007888
haha classic post, ebin

>>39007894
>he doesn't remember the big shitstorm about hot food being added to VAT
wheres your mummy little one?

>>39007879
You're getting progressively more and more lewd.

>>39007900
shitposters on both sides (and probably a fair few who aren't on either side but just like to cause arguments)

I estimate at most 50% of the posts in all the drama are actually made by the people involved

>>39007919
Subway never joined it tho lad they were for the people but not anymore.

>>39007901
Aww bud! It'll be ok! Add me on steam if you want to talk about it okay?

I'm watching some animu!

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>>39007888
Sometimes I ironically post dog stuff just to annoy you bud.
bud bud (You) ebin xDDDD

>>39007938
>Subway never joined it
you dont 'join' tax lad, if the government says pay it you pay it

>>39007968
Subway paid the tax themselves to keep the price the same though

whats all this about ebin hating dogs? ive posted my dog in these threads quite a few times desu

Redflags someone is a massive cunt:
>Prison gay
>Hates dogs
>Unironically uses 'normie'

>>39008122
Dogs are reddit or something

>>39008129
I wouldn't use prision gay to insult ebin desu, you'll hurt the feelings of the waifulads too.

>>39008122
Pikeyanon?

got 60p on my oyster card

>>39008201
nice, got 100 points on my nectar card

Should I drink any more? I feel shit anyway?

Can't wear t-shirts lads

It's one of the main things holding me back in life. My arms are like noodles

I don't even roll up my wrists because they're so thin
Anyone else do this?

>>39008223
drink until it stops hurting

>>39008223
yeah but now speed I a bit. depending on what you're drinking and how fast, you could be unconscious in an hour.
ganbatte lad

>>39008122
I don't hate dogs, its just people spamming cute dog webms that are literally saved from the top of /r/aww and a dog subreddit

>>39008230
I don't either, I wear a fleece or coat no matter how warm it is. The fleece I use is pretty cheap and thin so its not too warm. I feel weird and naked in just a t shirt.

>>39008251
not him, but it never stops

>>39008251
It never stops hurting. Getting another one anyway
>>39008257
>ganbatte lad
tilde stop encouraging irresponsible acts

>>39008275
should wear gloves too mate, those claws of yours are vile

>>39008251
I've drank solid for a few days in the past, it doesn't stop. The drink just makes it worse. Switch to coke if you want to feel good.

>>39008284
>tilde stop encouraging irresponsible acts
stop jumping to conclusions drunk anon.
ah fuck it, i'm drunk too, i'll jump to 1 myself
alri pubes

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Hahahaha lads, this is completely a joke and not applicable to any of us

>>39008230
for 30 a week i will get you so jacked your arms will be so vein

>>39008323
Oi mate delet that right now.

/britfeel/ has been shit for two months how can I make it worse?

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Reminder that you're all lovely, wonderful people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIDyNfJzLd8

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>>39008230
Just lift bro and bee urself

>>39008339
Reliant Robins will be the final nail in the coffin

>>39008339
I quite like it how it is. People are really nice to me these days.

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>>39008339
Become an obnoxious and unlikeable tripfag, then you can completely destroy threads.

>>39008381
We all like ebin, you know where the door is if you don't like him

t. EIDF

>>39008201
Got three weeks left on my card. I don't know how public transport works in other parts of the county

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Can we do a hug at 12? I feel lonely.

>>39008394
t. Ebin posting with his trip off yet again

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>>39008425

>Everyone who is pro-ebin is ebin

>>39008400
hmm are you also 18 and using a 16+ card :^)

>>39008438
ebin has literally, with his trip on, admitted that he takes his trip off to shitpost and cause drama

>>39008452

That may well be the case, but doesn't mean every pro-ebin post is ebin

>"we'll phone and let you know tomorrow"
>it's been 4 days

3rd time in a row
i'll get a "no" email next week maybe

>>39008471
its evidence that it is though, whereas you have none to the contrary

>>39008440
No I'm 24 using an adult card in Manchester. I've never even been to London

>>39008491

At least 3 people have outright said they like ebin, and given how the thread went last night, it's safe to assume he has well over 5 people who sincerely like him

>>39008491
I like him too. Don't mind Len either. Hate sad cunts like you who drag this drama on however.

dude, ebina, lmao

>>39008532
>Hate sad cunts like you who drag this drama on however.

did you miss the part where ebin admitted he was the one taking his trip off to cause it?

Lads I found John Cleese in a porno.

>>>/gif/11087459

>>39008552

He might make the odd shitpost now and again, but who doesnt?

tired of the NEET life, but also life in general, lads

i've been out of work for so long, i don't think i could even hack it in an actual job anymore

Hate living on a council estate sometimes lads. I can't go for a walk in peace because of all the chavs

>>39008564
>the odd shitpost

hes here nearly 24/7, dont know how he manages it desu. or even why he is here so often, on his blog he does almost nothing but complain about britfeel and the posters in it

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babestation hours

ashley bum

>>39008587
I know that feel

>tfw can't go for comfy night walks because you'd only get mugged

I didn't get any (you)s but I'm giving you all one anyway.
>>39008584
What did you used to do before things went bad lad?
>>39008540
It is a bit stale tbqh.
>>39008587
I live in a really nice area but went to a shitty state secondary school. It must be hard going out your front door and seeing them.

>>39008637
>tfw 6'2" and work out
>still afraid to go out at night

i imagine chavs would just look for an easier target but i still dont like it

>>39008613
i mean she does have a nice bum

Alright nigs I'm in a club oot mynut anthe only bird is rubbing up against me all night what does it mean also she kissed me am I I. And how do O procede

>>39008552
I'm talking about you right now. The sad cunt that wants to keep dicussing the drama when none of the four are even bothering to themselves right now. Get a grip of your life.

>>39008696
proceed to get the fuck out of ny thread norman

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>>39008703
>Get a grip of your life.

>>39008587
at least they're not going to gang rape your kids

>>39008418
i'm not in a happy place lad. what if that gets passed during the hug.

>>39008737
I'm infected too. Even if your strain is worse one thing or another is bound to kill me anyway.

>>39008641
>What did you used to do before things went bad lad?
admin assistant, then night shift in a warehouse, then 3 years of unemployment

bit of a downhill tumble, hopefully kim will just nuke us soon and it'll all be over

>>39008418
No problem laddo.Lad.

>>39008761
2 unhappy cunts hugging. fair enough.

>>39008637
yeah, its annoying. fortunately most people dont do anything. every so often a druggie or stupid kids tries starting on you though.

>>39008641
pretty much all of them calm down once they get into their 20s. its mostly the druggies or kids as i said to the other guy.

that was quite a nice hug anons, cheers

>>39008766
So long as it's a direct hit it's a good way to go. Sod radiation poisoning though.
>>39008774
>>39008787
>>39008826
Yeah, thank you.

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In spoons alone on a Friday night lads. Fucking literally always alone.

>31 year old
>100% incel
>no friends
>no girl ever
>nobody to sit with

Fucking nearly did it last night. Sick of my existence. Hate my pathetic piece of shit life. Don't ever end up like me.

>>39008761
sorry lad but after seeing the other anon say he'd hug i sat there for a minute telling myself, you are alone, you always have been alone and you will die alone.

Just come back from fucking a Chinese student.

God I fucking love doing this shit

>>39008672
she's wobbling it around on sky channel 906 right now
672 on freeview

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Getting in on the post-hug.

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Post feet pics bonus points for hair

>>39008888
you

sfkjhdsfklsg;asoifdjapsofj fuck the robot

>>39008888
deserves a (you) desu

>>39008854
same as me lad

>>39008854
Dominant stance lad. Go get rejected by the qt on the left for us.
>>39008855
Aw that's ok. The same is true for me, all we can do is escape.
>>39008863
<3
>>39008888
Kek at the way farrage is looking over with astonishment

>>39008854
County?
fuk u bot

>>39008862
I'm not going down to watch telly now mate, i'm 6 beers in

can hear a house party going on lads

>>39008858
Please share the story senpai. Also how tall was she?

>>39008854
To add I'm like you at 20. I imagine I'll be in the same position in 11 years.
If you're in surrey and don't mind autists I'll go out with you

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>>39008888
luckily I already have a picture taken for such an occasion.

>>39008854
im feeling quite shitty too lad. I have no real goals in life or anything to truly look forward to.

>>39008929
dammit ebin

>>39008929
Ebin god damn it
Get some better sandals.

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Posting sophie feet to cleanse eyes

>>39008923
Not that tall pretty short.

>by some miracle girl messages me first on OKC
>start chatting back and forth, she seems really nice
>end up feeling like shit because she's online but not responding
>torturing myself trying to find reasons why she hasn't gotten around to replying

Why is it so hard just to find a qt girl to possibly flirt with. I'm so starved for female affection...

>>39008929
>He doesn't chew his toenails

>>39008967
Her feet are fat. Mine are better.

this planet lads. we're all sick. our leaders are fools. i may never be truly happy here. you are the only people that can relate to my feels and im speaking to you on an image board.

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>>39008954
>>39008937
nah i took a feet pic yesterday when I took a pic of my hands, pretty normal only a bit limp and flat maybe

>>39008854
why bother going?

Haha what kind of d-degenerate would like male feet, funny stuff.

>>39009030
Aren't you under 6 foot? Why are your hands and feet so oddly lanky.

>>39009030
>no hair
Ebin are you underage?

>>39009030
wouldn't mind a cheeky lick of those lad x

>>39009046
i'm 5'11, my feet are only 9.5 shoe size maybe its just a weird perspective

>>39009050
I have hair below my trousers and i'm 24

>>39008914
it's good to have babestation on in the background while you are browsing the net, it's like a moving poster

tv next to the computer

>>39008993
Do you often find random objects in your moving shagpile carpets? Do you lean down to put your shoes on and pull out a sewing kit sometimes?

>>39009030
i bet tilde wants to gobble on that big toe and then sit on it

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>>39009063
tfw ebin is taller than you

>>39009063
>5'11
>9.5 shoe size

genetics gods werent kind to you were they lad

>>39009029
It's a sad state of affairs. I used to be rather radical and vocal about hating those kind of things but I can't even muster the motivation to be pissed off these days. I do feel a sense of belonging here though lad, more than anywhere else. Thank you for being a part of it.

>>39009030
>tfw not this naturally pale smooth and hairless
It's always the ones who can't apprecate it isn't it

>>39009097
Fellow manlet. It's fucking shit tbqh.
>>39009114
>tfw ebin is a natural born twink
MADE TO BE RAILED BY PENSIONERS

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>>39009075
too late, this is the worst picture i've ever taken. I'm ashamed

>>39009100
that's not bad is it?

>>39009114
>>39009130
my legs are hairy

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>>39008854
So back at my residence now with kebab meat and chips to look forward to.

Only things worth living for:

>booze
>food
>weed
>porn

That's it. Nothing more. Will roll a FAT FAT FAT joint after and smoke myslef to death. Bye.

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>>39009147
It looks like a willy doesn't it

>>39009155
Alri Nymph

>>39009147
>my legs are hairy
prove it

>>39009110
im not even angry lad, im just sad. I know being vocal would get me nowhere. thank you.

>>39009159
wait, was that you ebin?
submissive slut

>>39009147
>that's not bad is it?

no its not bad, its just that its so close to being good but doesnt quite make the cut

>>39009157
I could murder a cheeky kebab right now, is that burger sauce on there lad?

>>39009157
Cheer up lad, nothing like demolishing a kebab and laying back afterwards.

>>39009155

Cut your feet off your absolute fucking SCRUBBER.

waiting at the lights on the way home
the guy in the next lane rolled down his window, shouted 'oy' and presented a lit joint to me
I shook my head then looked forward waiting for the green

was quite surreal
hope he gets killed

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>>39008854

You aren't alone in the way in which you feel.

I wish you the very best of luck with your situation.

haha enough feet lads, would really be a laugh if we started posting out willies haha x just for a laugh lads

>>39009203
>hope he gets killed
Damn....you a...you a cold motherfucker. Badass.

>>39009203
reminds me of the time i randomly offered a packet of cheese and onion walkers crisps to someone in the street

>>39009147
looks like a little willy.

>>39009203
he was testing to see whether you were weed snitch anon. you failed miserably. the stitches are coming.
>>39009171
Suffer through lad. And for the love of god vent here whenever you feel the need.

>>39009225
Still waiting on juicy anon.

>>39009155
cut your nails you dirty twat shit

>>39009222
post a picture, i need to know if I should orbit you or not

>>39009222
This please crumpet, you seem really qt
>>39009253

>>39009253
against the rules that innit lad

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>>39009225
okay ill go first

forgot robot.

>>39009178
>is that burger sauce

No. It's chilli, garlic mayo and cyanide hopefully.

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>>39008888
Lending you a foot. My feet ain't too bad for someone who's on them for 13 hours a day on average.

sometimes i feel like i am looking at this beautiful surreal world and its dying, and there is nothing i can do about it but watch on in sadness.

>>39009282
its meant to die, that's all part of the process. who are we to decide life is better than death

>>39009282
god you must be even more drunk than me lad.

>>39009222
Crumpet please post feet

>>39009278
You need to trim your nails lad.

Can someone stick all the feet into the OP pic? Would be nice to have.

>>39009278
is that you LB???

>>39009296
ok, i worded it badly. i feel like its killing its self. its a premature death. and im just sitting here trying to convince it to stop and its just like "no, you're stupid".

>>39009306
>Can someone stick all the feet into the OP pic?
oh how trivial it has become to ask for something to be put in the op pic.

heres a fart I did someone put in op pic.

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>>39009225
'av one on me laddeh.
https://i.imgur.com/9lbfh90.jpg

>>39009306
I know. Its too easy to forget toe nails exist. All up until they're hitting the tips of your shoes.

>>39009316
No, sorry mate.

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>>39009335
Can't see farts so jokes on you

tired lads, gonna go off to bed now. night

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>>39009278
>Someone actually posted a hot pair.
Please step on me.

>>39009335
THIS. Only Len or Ebin related things please and thank you.

>>39009363
night night lad. I hope you dream of a qt better fucking not be my qt though

>>39009363
Take it easy tomorrow lad

>>39009364
>hot
Ebin mate, your taste in feet is shit. are tildes any better?

>>39009364
the fuck lad, didn't you see my feet? cheeky fuck

>>39009353
>https://i.imgur.com/9lbfh90.jpg
Anon you have to be my bf right now

what we listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9hi8ToV7o

>>39009364
>my feets
>hot
Don't make me laff shag, I don't do anything to care for them. Last year I wore 16 hours a day on them in thick sweaty socks in horrible leather steel toe boots.

>>39009392
My dich is shite lad. Literally femboy faggot tier. Phimosis doesn't help.

i need to speak with someone who has a good connection to god.

>>39009395
thought that said tilde boys live, state of my fucking life

objectively, kagamine len is a cuter character than ebina chan

>>39009395
Lad, what the bloody hell are you listening to? I'm being moody and brooding with some earl on and I hit your link to have some electronic autism blare out at me.

>>39009395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

i like happy music desu

objectively, 3D >>>>> 2D

>>39009423
ELO is great for that mate. Its between them and Barry White for the trophy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2d45tOgBl0

>>39009431
>tfw literally, unironically only attracted to 2d now
>3d completely disgusts me

what have i become

>>39008400
>go onto bus
>pay cash

Christ when I lived in Australia they all had these dumb as fuck cards in every state you had to constantly go and top up it was fucking aids. Getting back home and just paying cash was based as fuck

>>39009448
Superior

Original/

>>39009386
Not Ebin and it's your taste that's terrible. Man feet should be big, none of this trap stuff.
>>39009409
Sounds like they might ache frequently. I want to rub the soles and find the sensitive parts desu.

>>39009448
a robot lad

>>39009439
my favourite song by elo is rock n roll is king personally

>>39009448
HOW? I suppose it's attraction through exposure. I stare at the same person every day for five years and it's the pinnacle of female beauty

>>39009395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECquYcMFUw

Remember to sleep a lot, eat a lot and never be lazy.

>>39009414
Lenlad is boring as hell. All his conversations are just him asking people questions endlessly no personality.

>>39009386
that's not me, I was upset he didn't find my feet hot.

I've never seen tildes feet, the only pic I saw that wasn't posted here was an anime girl pose half face pic and a pic in greggs outfit, nothing that I could even wank to if I tried

when i die feed me to the rats. i want my remains to be consumed. leave me in the sewers

>>39009482
re-read what i said

>>39009479
youre a special case sophielad, youre fucking mental

>>39009467
>Sounds like they might ache frequently
Quite often desu. I ignore my feets far too much. Knee and shoulder ache is too distracting.

>>39009472
My personal favourite is Hold on Tight. Livin' Thing and Mr Blue Sky are just more popular for whatever reason.

>>39009420
>electronic autism
suppose it says a lot that I like that.
what's earl?
>>39009423
is mine not happy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYVKZNT4ZA
>>39009480
doin 2/3 i'm nearly there. damn lazy me

if i ever become famous i am going to get sophie to go on a date with you.

>>39009483
What happened to you ebin you used to orbit and talk like Tilde was a princess in the past. Now you act like he's just any skinny bloke. Are you trying to 'neg' him?

>>39009503
True, but I think I'm among friends in that respect.
>>39009483
she is literally putty in your hands, ask.
>>39009519
earl sweatshirt
>>39009527
I will love you forever and ever but her foreverer

>>39009268
nice pepperami lad

bet it smells just as bad

>>39009565
>tfw ham and eggo has a pepperami and is trying to quit the meat feast cold turkey

walnuts are weird, lads

>>39009527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iFrVmCZzWM

I reckon it'd be a bit like this

>>39009530
>>39009543
I don't want to be rude or anything and ask for pictures

>>39009576
nah its relatively chubby, not really big. Looks more like an anteater with the phimosis I guess

>>39009580
if walls had nuts that would be weird

>>39009586
You do treat tilde less nicely though. What's up with that?

>>39009598
the actual nut kinda looks like brain in the shell

>>39009580
>>39009609
They're the weirdest nut but they taste ok. It's like eating a tiny, crunchy brain though

>>39009586
kek tfw she won't put me in a headlock and choke me at the end

>>39009606
found out shes into that sort of thing

>>39009606
he likes him but doesn't know how to express it properly so he joins the anti-Tilde crowd.

>>39009518
Do you wear socks at home when you've finished work?

I love Islam lol

>get a call asking if I'm still looking for a job
>ask what the job will be
>it'll be telemarketing sales, 10.50 an hour
>fuck it sounds decent, pay is good
>go to the interview
>'yeah you'll be going door to door trying to sell products to potential customers

I honestly laughed and said no thanks and left

>>39009543
>>39009586

sometimes i feel like the monster in Frankenstein when he is watching that family. you lads may never know how much i think and care about you

better go to sleep, tomorrows my masturbating day.

>>39009646
Not at all. I only wear underwear when expecting deliveries. What about you lad?

>>39009641
>Anti-tilde crowd dox him
>Turn up at greggs with a camera and some food to fling at him
>Sexual tension boils over
>Three of the shitposters instead rape a hole each
>Ebin films it all for /britfeel/ while wanking in the corner like the cuck he is

totally off my tits blasting duran duran
having the time off my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWYA9BvxMso

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>>39009679
wow haha, wouldn't want this to happen to me at all!