are you alcoholics yes or no

>>39004641
What are you, the police?

>>39004704
it's not illegal to be alcoholic

I might be a normie for asking this, but who is that girl? It's the same girl from the pic with the pigeons and the suicide silence shirt
who is she?

>>39004641
Ksenia questioner, haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

I despise alcoholics you are trash, only exception is if you fought in a war

>>39004641

i've been staying off the booze lately

it's pretty nice

>>39004641
is it considered alcoholism if I still function?

No, but I would be if I could afford it.

I'm 4 beers in at work right now.

>>39004641

The unoriginal comment filter needs to go.

Yes and No are unoriginal answers/comments.

My question, before I got muted, was why does it matter?

>>39004641
You bet your fucking ass i'm an alcoholic!

I'm the opposite, I drink way too little alcohol.

Drunk, are you OP?

>>39004641

I don't know what the criteria is. I drink nightly, but not that much (1-2 glasses of wine then 3-4 fingers of whiskey), so idk

I guess so but I think I'm more addicted to going to bars by myself and brooding than I am the booze itself. Idk why

Not anymore. I definitely used to be when I was depressed.

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>>39004641
I don't drink so no

>>39004641
> I live in the third world and cannot access antidepressants.

Should I start alcohol?

>>39005470
No. Alcohol makes depression worse desu.

>>39004946
Y-Yeah it is. Not drinking you feel a lot better in general but fuck it, it doesnt really effect me in any major way. No wonder its legal.

>>39004641
>yes/no
I drink within my capability to control it mostly, but I keep going broke

>>39004771
You're a newfag and you need to leave.

>>39004641
I have a high risk for alcoholism because its runs in my family. And I also drink every night, so probably. I'm trying to build up a high tolerance to alcohol before I go to college so I can escape robothood by joining a frat.

>>39004735
Actually yes it is. To have a nice life you must drive 99 percent of the time, and it takes twenty four hours for booze to leave your system, so if you drive a car every day and also drink everyday then you're breaking the law, if murikan anyway, due to our current no tolerance law. Just using mouthwash makes you get a dui for it being on your breath. And, if you wait until you're twenty one to acquire a taste for something, as everything is an acquired taste, you'll never likely like it so never actually do it and they therefore meant to phase alcohol out long ago.

>>39004641
I'm addicted to being intoxicated.
If there's alcohol, it's alcohol.
If there's weed, it's weed.
If there's amphetamines, it's that.
I just can't stand being sober.

>>39005758
I know that I'm the next comment but I got to say, underrated comment anyway.

>>39005710
>it takes twenty four hours for booze to leave your system
This is wrong, you're wrong.
It takes your body approx. 1 hour to break down 1 standard drink of alcohol. Break down as in become waste to be flushed out in urine.
So unless you drink 24 standard drinks, this is wrong. And if you drink 24 standard drinks over the coarse of a couple hours you'd die.

>>39004641
Only when i'm drinking.

>>39004931
>hurr durr I'm a dumb normalfag xD

all I saw in your post

>>39005710
>wait until you're twenty one to acquire a taste for something, you'll never likely like it

what did you mean by this?

>>39005661
Or... and hear me out here... or you could just become a freemason. They will give you confidence and teach you how to be a man in ways your eunuch father never could. And when the new world order starts you will be guaranteed a fresh 15 year old love slave every year!

>>39005845
If you read my whole post you'd see "everything is an acquired taste." Alcohol, as everyone knows, doesn't taste very good, and that notwithstanding habits, humans are of course creatures of that too.

>>39005710
>To have a nice life you must drive 99 percent of the time
That sounds like a Chad comic, constantly swinging from car to car swinging arms like Tarzan, 24/7, never breaking the driving stride

>>39004641
no, if I'm going to be suicidal, I might as well not be fat

>>39005884
You make it seem like you're unlikely to ever acquire the taste of an alcoholic drink if you're over 21, though.

>>39006251
Cider really doesn't require any acclimatizing. Especially the stuff made by Cider Boys. Angry Orchard is crap though. It's way too sweet. Gets me sick as a damn dog every time.

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>>39004641
Yes

I'm broke as a joke right now and tonight will be the first night in months without a drink. I get paid in four days. Four days. Hold me /r9k/

I drink about 15 to 20 beers a day everyday... I buy booze before food, I get shakes in the mornings.. fucking ree.

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Not as much anymore. Used to drink 10+ drinks every night for a few years, but I've been dropping a drink a week for the last few weeks so I'm down to 4 a night now. Excluding weekends of course, but I can't even drink more than 6 or 7 now without a crippling hangover half of the next day. Feels bad man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ8lT4aGqh0
"So, come all you weavers, you Calton weavers
Come all you weavers, where'er you be
Beware of whiskey, Nancy Whiskey
She'll ruin you like she ruined me"

I've been drinking less lately. Only a couple times a week since I'm on a diet. It's amazing that I'm able to fall asleep sober, I never thought I could do it after years of only passing out drunk.

>>39005710
Most autistic post I've seen all day. And it's also wrong

>>39004641
yeah, I've got a few addictions

>>39006317
lol if you got drunk every day expect a nasty withdrawal

>>39004704
what would the police care ?

>>39008118
I scrounged up some change to get a dirt cheap beer at the gas station, walking there now. Fuck my life

>>39004641
I am an alcoholic.
I manage it by smoking pot instead. I will (once in a great while) go almost a full month sometimes between drinking sessions, but I have friends that I drink with every month.
Recently, I have been telling everyone that I secretly hate that I actually hate them. It's been bad for my short-term social life, but I'm making the bet that it will be good for my long-time mental health, since I won't be around people that I hate. Whew.
I should probably quit drinking. I'll do it next month. I mean life. Fuck you.

>>39008191
Big can of king cobra obtained for $1.19

>>39004641
nah, but i drink muh whiskey when im stressing out

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>>39008329
do you smoke whisky or no

>>39004641
I drink a six pack a day, so yes I guess.

>>39004641
I drink a lot but i dont consider myself an alcoholic.

>>39005792
A gestation period for a human is four hours. Eight hours after your last drink you start to go through withdrawal. Not until twenty four is it completely done.

>>39006045
>reading comprehension

>>39006251
It was their plan, along with preaching pure abstinence in school from all things fun/dangerous.

>>39008091
It ain't wrong and you're a baka and thanks for the (You)s, blue pill shills.

>>39010227
>if you point out that i'm a dumb autist who is wrong then you are blue pilled
I don't know what's sadder, the above or the fact that you think anyone gives a shit about (you)s. Like how fucking sad is your life that that's what excites you? lmao

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Nah dude im all about that 420 lyfe nigguh

On my 21st birthday I literally sat outside a liquor store until midnight and bought 2 beers. I drank pretty much every night until Iwas a 12 pack a night guy for a while but it's been increasing into day drinking. I haven't had a sober night in a year. Now I sit in an office alone so the drinking has gone up and I'd say I'm more at like 22 beers a day. Yes I'm an alcoholic.

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>sitting with glass of rum
>going to finish it and smoke a cigar outside
yes I am

Track art
Moonshiner
Bob Dylan
Buy for $0.99
LISTEN
Lyrics
I've been a moonshiner
For seventeen long years
I've spent all my money
On whiskey and beer

I go to some hollow
And sit at my still
And if whiskey don't kill me
Then I don't know what will

I go to some barroom
And drink with my friends
Where the women can't follow
And see what I spend

God bless them pretty women
I wish they was mine
Their breath is as sweet
The dew on the vine

Let me eat when I am hungry
Let me drink when I am dry
A dollar when I am hard-up
Religion when I die

The whole world's a bottle
And life's but a dram
When the bottle gets empty
It sure ain't worth a damn

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>can't smoke weed because I have to drive to san antonio in a company car to teach dumb wetbacks how to deposit cash
fucking beaners

>>39010566
Excuse the retarded over copy pasting of the first part. I'm drunk.

>>39010542
Fuck I hate those hot pockets things

>>39010572
teach it wrongg
noone will know

>>39004641
complete and total

>>39004641
Used to be, but somehow stopped drinking too much. Now it's just a beer or cider a day, only drinking hard liquor like once or twice a month.

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>>39004641
yes i am an alcohol

>>39005470
>>39005508
This. Drinking to deal with depression is horrible, really don't understand why so many seem to think it helps. Can probably blame hollywood or something.

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>>39004641
I probably am one

>>39005884
Alcohol in itself isn't very good, but a lot of things with alcohol in it is delicious.

>>39008286
You could do worse than king cobra

I had to spend two hours drinking to work up the courage for a difficult task recently. That task being "text an old friend from high school, ask how things are and if they're free next weekend"

am I an alcohol or just a problem drinker?