Asian Massage Parlors

>>38998233
>You have literally no excuse at this point.
They don't exist in my country. Also I want a gf who loves me.

>free oily handjob
>for $45

Who hurt you

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>>38998233
I-is this true?
>tfw no gt asian giving you a warm handjob

>>38998289
Why would I lie to you anon? I'm going to go get my free oily handjob in about 3 hours, and I'm going to grab on her bare ass as well

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bumpooooo0o

OP watch to much Porn

>>38998233
>free
No you idiot. You pay upfront for the massage then during the massage they'll imply slightly ambiguously that they'll offer a happy ending for cash. You then give them extra cash in the massage room on the spot for whatever service you want. A handjob would be about $45 alone AFTER paying for the massage.

>>38998680
I've literally only paid $65 at most for a handjob

Because last time I got a dude and he fingered my butt. Was awkward

>>38998233
>free
>for $45
lol nigga you dumb as fuck

>>38998756

U cheep fuk. I have to pay $200 just to look at the masseuse, and another $100 for walking in the door.

>>38998794
What state you in m8, in Colorado they're all pretty much 35+ y/o but I haven't gone to a single place that didn't at least end with a handjob for a $20 tip

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>>38998250
>Also I want a gf who loves me.
>gf
>love

Oh anon...

>>38998794
The most I ever paid was 140 Singapore dollars for an Asian massage hooker when I was visiting from America.

Never did it in the states but i'd love to. I don't think there are any places near me here in North Florida though.

>>38999174
rubmaps.com m8

spoilers: the parlors with the shitloads of reviews give happy endings

>>38998233
because I don't speak the special code language you have to use to signal to them that I want the lewd version.

>>38998680
>they'll imply slightly ambiguously
if I could recognize subtle hints and respond in kind I'd have a gf, but I can't

>>38999310
>because I don't speak the special code language you have to use to signal to them that I want the lewd version.

They usually just point at your dick when you flip over and give you a thumbs up if you want it or not

do they feel good? never had an oily handjob before

>>38999411
this sounds incredibly autistic, something robots would do without second thought

desu I'd pay them just to talk to me. I long for female companionship, not sex (which I can p. Simulate myself with my onahole)

>>38998250
Same. But it hurts, no real woman will love robot. Some some more retarded can act like they love you, but they won't last for long, world is full of better men.

>>38999474
Try to fap with oil. Feels similar but much better.

lt doesn't count if you pay for it.

>>38998233
>See hot Asian girl on vivastreet/adultwork
>Arrange a meet
>Fuck her
>Pay
>Leave
>Don't sperg out because I'm not autistic.

Love to fuck asians desu

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>>38998233
I'm not sure if asking that at the spa place would get me kicked out.

>>38999957
Anon you pay for all sex.
Sex isn't free at all.

>>38998233
I am way too anxious for this, I know of one where I live but agoraphobia and the social anxieties are already too high. Haven't been outside in the last 7 months and I'd crumble the minute I have to speak, I definitely couldn't ask for that so, i do have an excuse really.

>>39000002
You don't have to speak. Just hand over your money and do what she says.

If she says lay down and take your clothes off then do it.

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>paying for a handjob
just fucking masturbate you autist
if you're paying $35+ just to get your dick tugged you're an idiot

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>>38999269
Just checked your link. I'll look more, but the one with the most reviews around me got closed down around a year ago for prostitution.

>>39000089
This.

If you're going to pay. Go all the way.

>>39000089
I'd be okay if they offered nipple play

>>39001123
Almost all of them let you grab their titties

>>39001797
I'd want them to lick my nipples.

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>>38998233
>2017
>still paying for every single handjob instead of buying a qt asian slave

45$ for a handjob means you're gonna spend 4500$ for 1000 handjobs. If you get a handjob a day, it means you're gonna spend 4500 for about 2.5 years worth of handjobs.
You can get a slave for less than 5000$ and it's gonna last much longer. If you buy her when she's 18 she can last about 10 years AND you can forget handjobs, you're gonna fuck her whenever you can.

Are you retarded?

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>>38998233
This is a story from a hitchhiking trip that I took. I was mostly just trying to get away from my family and sort my life out for a while. It wasn't exactly that successful of a trip, but I got some good experiences out of it.
>be me
>stranded in a city in Florida, been trying to get a ride out for two days
>bumming around with some homeless guys
>we all share some weed, only my third time smoking though
>don't smoke too much, still a little bit high
>decide that I'm gonna walk around
>go deeper into the city
>find some weird Asian shop, store sign is in Mandarin or something
>sign on door says "OPEN" even though it's like 11:30 PM
>walk inside
>two Asian dudes playing pool, three more playing cards, all of them are smoking
>everyone stops what they're doing and looks at me
>we just stare at each other for like 20 seconds before I ask, "What do you guys sell here?"
>one of them responds, "Oh, you want buy?"
>I honestly had no clue what I would be buying but, at the time, I had around $250 in cash in my pocket
>"Sure, I'm here to buy."
>one of the ones playing cards gets up and leads me into the back
Will continue...

>>39002009
Do slaves really only cost $5000

Asking for a friend

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>anon tells the story about how he got sexual services from a trafficked woman

>>39002034
You gotta go straight to the source so there are some expenses you have to take into account, but it's still damn cheap compared to massage parlor handjobs.

or I'm just making shit up cause im edgy and i don't know shit about buying slaves.
Actually, i think slave merchants are despicable human beings who ought to spend as much time as possible in a jail cell.

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>>38998794
You're a sucker m8

>>39002028
Continued...
>opens up the backroom
>one side is like a massage parlor, the other is just a big furnished area
>about 4 women are sitting down, talking, chilling, doing whatever
>we step in, door shuts behind us, Asian dude blocks it
>fuck what have I done
>"Pick," the guy says
>never had any highly sexual contact before, but I wasn't sure this was how I wanted it to happen
>Asian girls are just looking at me
>I look back at the guy and ask, "Uh, how much?"
>"Hands, $40. Mouth, $70."
>look back at the Asian girls
>if I had to rate, I'd say
>4/10
>6/10
>6/10
>7/10
>choose one of the 6's, since she looks close to my age
>"Whatchu taking?" asks Asian dude
>"I guess I'll take her, and a blowjob. I mean, mouth."
>hand him $70
>everyone else leaves the room
>she lays me down on one of the massage tables, starts giving me a massage on my back
>I flip over when she tells me to, she starts massaging my front
>reach for her and then start trying to tug off her dress
>she kind of shies away, so I sit up a bit and grab her a little more tightly
>start groping her tits
>begin dry humping her
>she starts pushing me back down, let her
>undoes my pants, starts sucking
>I put my hand on her head
>guide and force her head up and down on my cock
>blow massive loads in her mouth
>as soon as I finish, I pull up my pants and book it
>literally run out of that place, fearful that the gangster looking Asian dudes were gonna beat the shit out of me and mug me or something
>run all the way back to hobo basecamp
That's my experience at an Asian massage parlor, but I kind of got suckered in because I didn't realize what was happening.
Honestly, you can get a blowjob from a crack whore for like $25. I wouldn't go to a massage parlor unless you're some rich, upper class dude or you get strongarmed into it by Asian gangsters.

>>39002028
continue stupid faggot

>>39002404
>$70
>super rich
>recommends a crackwhore as a superior alternative

>want to fuck an asian hooker
>literally impossible without being roped into having some weird massage
I'm scared

>>39003612
Go in for a 15 mins quicky or 30mins both usually just have sex. If not just say sex only and they'll comply

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I love fucking this one. Must have gone at least 10 times now.

This pic is actually her. Not like the others. Other Asian women are bait and switch. They use photos of nude Chinese models that aren't any representation of the girl you'll fuck.

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>>39003848
Aka like this one

>>38998233

I lost my (bj) virginity to a black hooker when I was 22. A little while after, this blonde skanky MILF type whore fucked the daylights out of me for 80 bucks.

Fucked up advice: Bring a small baggie of snortable stimulants. You feel more pleasure and she doesn't mind gagging on your dick.

>>39002076

Trafficking is enabled by the illegalization of sex services. The customers are not the problem. They are human nature. The problem is other women who want a gold plate on their pussy and are shocked, just absolutely shocked, that men would rather pay less than a day's pay to avoid women bullshit.

So of course we're wrangled into a shithole of a system where most males frequent some sort "supplement" to their sex lives but are constrained by the risk of police and where the prostitutes are also constrained by police to the point of invoking placebo rituals.

"Are you affiliated with law enforcement?"

Just remember.
1. Cop-in-disguise and her team cannot punctuate the advertisement with "NO BLACKS". Such discrimination in pursuit of an LE end is still frowned upon.

So every whore who says "NO BLACKS" or "NO AA!" is safe to bargain.

2. I find AMPs overblown for the price. It's cool but I'd rather dump my load down a submissive whore's throat on three different days than a single encounter with Ms. Chow. If you have the money though...well you're lucky.

3. Try to hash out any "specialties" over text/phone. It's a lot better than arriving and being disappointed she won't do your favorite thing.

>>38998233
>paying money for a handjob

Literally why? Handjobs are so fucking shitty and useless. Pay for a dick sucking or an ass fucking like a normal person.

>legal to sell sex but not pay for it
thanks matriarchal feminist laws