>one shot at life >born on Earth

>>38998161
>one shot at life
>born to suffer

>one shot at life
>get aborted

>one shot at life
>gets born

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>one shot at life
>takes only one to end it

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>>38998161
>one shot at life
>not born on the sun and instantly incinerated

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>Don't want to live
>Get a shot

>>38998161
>one shot at life
>short, ugly, mixed race, male

>>38998278
But anon, wouldn't the vagina you're coming out of be on fire

Wouldn't that kill you first

>want to own a bunch of guns
>born in Europe

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>one shot at life
>being born at all

>>38998161
>one shot at life
>born in crackers land
>ugly,short and undesirable.

>>38998161
>one shot in life
>come down with polio
Should have stayed up to date on my vaccinations

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>Soul to be forever weighed down by Earth's gravity
One shot at being a spacenoid and what do I get? Nothing.

>one shot at life
>born mixed asian/white in a white country

god fucking damnit

>one shot at life
>one shot at life

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>one shot at being born
>born
>one shot at dying
>die

>one shot at life
>do not miss your chance to blow

>>38998984
Same here, and I look 80% asian.

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>one shot at life
>born lazy

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>one shot at life
>you're a massive failure but everyone thinks you're cool anyway
What is this black magic?

>2017 + 8 months
>not being born in a superior abstract spiritual plan from a parallel universe

lel are you guys even trying

>one shot at life
>born in America
>get shot

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>one shot in life
>born with a skeleton inside of me

>One shot at life
>Born a Mexican with a funny accent

>>38998161
>one shot at life
>autism

>>38999929
how is that even possibble?

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>infinite shots at experiencing some form of existence
>born as a sentient terrestrial ape within a civilization currently undergoing rapid technological advancement

hmmmm, it's not so bad...
i wonder what's next?

>>38998373
Haha yea germanon here.
>one shoy at life
>home country lost all wars and it's now Europes super cuck