Did I just find Eggman's girlfriend on Instagram

fuck off eggcunt, no one cares.

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>>38996664
nobody cares about you eggman, you were a meme long ago because you were easy to laugh at, now it's just painful.

>>38996686
If it's her he's cucked. Half her pictures are her partying

>>38996664
She a tranny? Her jaw looks masculine in the pic on the right

Bob's Burgers hand tattoo confirmed, it's her. Eggy is fucked, this girl looks insane

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She's got Tina on her other hand...

>>38996721
but who cares

>>38996714
I don't even care about his history on /r9k/ as a meme, this man is painfully obnoxious - frequently posting shit related to him in a pathetic attempt to maintain """"""""""relevant"""""""""" is just pathetic, but also, as I said, fucking obnoxious.

That song he shared not too long ago is normie-tier bullshit and that "take the black pill" video is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever witnessed.

>>38996875
Her jaw is really sharp
She a dude or what???

>>38996721
>her partying
Oh no! Not that thing normal people do! Anything but that! Now he'll have to dump her

Wait I left this shit hole a year ago and now I'm back whats the deal with eggman now?

Do people completely hate him now?

>>38996893
Partying means getting drunk, getting drunk means casual sex. She's a roastie, it's only reasonable to dump her and let her concentrate on swallowing Chad's cum instead of waster his and her time in a relationship with no commitment.

>>38996893
Ah yes, as we all know parties are just social activities and in no way involve casual sex

>>38996892
Looks like a trap to me, but I'm still not sure

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No self respecting girl wears see through clothes to go out

scary how you guys found her

that is why i never post my face on 4chan

EGGMAN IS A SELF CENTRED NARCISSIST. HE IS A BAD PERSON. HE IS NOT A ROBOT. STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION. FUCK

EGGY TREATS PEOPLE AS COMMODITIES AND WAYS TO GET THINGS THAT HE WANTS. HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF.

>>38996686
>>38996714
>>38996878
>>38997005
exactly.
fuck this thread and fuck that egotistical idiot.

>>38997005
>>38997023
your caps lock is on

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How long before you think she finds a Chad?

>>38996875
That's a nasty ho

If this cunt gets in the way of him livestreaming and if he wants to look more at his shitty music I'm going to mass flag and report anything. It'll be my ambition to remove him from Youtube.

been off this shithole for several months and eggman already had a girlfriend?

>>38997141
She looks like trailer trash. I just found her Instagram and it's full of roastie garbage. Prepare to be disgusted. @vomitropolis

>>38997171
no thanks

I'm more interested on how the fuck eggman got a gf how is that even possible

>>38996910
If you're so insecure you think girls get railed at every party they go to and cannot possibly fathom the idea of dating a girl that goes to social gatherings, then I hope you don't plan on losing that virginity any time soon

>>38997187
By the looks of it her standards are low

>>38997063

i bet she'll fuck chads on the side constantly while financially benefiting from eggman.

>>38997025
>>38997023
>>38997005
>>38996714
>>38996686

Why the eggman hate? A legit question here

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>>38996664
>eggy is fucking traps
Oh well. Good for him I guess.

>>38997289
Isn't Eggman neet?

>>38997330
>Isn't Eggman neet?

dont know. was never interested in threads about him. if he is it shows there is hope for even ugly NEETs everywhere to find a used up roastie whos slumming it for a while.

>>38997325
just beta losers that are jealous of the fact that eggman is moving up in the world. He's shaking hands every day, gaining respect from men and women around him. He's getting really good at his music and that with his new connections is getting him places. His elevated status landed him a girlfriend and the retard losers cant handle that he has made it. Kill yourself, loser faggots

>>38997375
Pretty sure he's said on livestreams that he's neet and living with family.

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>>38997376
HAHAHAHHA
is this just REALLY bad hate?
if he was actually "moving up in the world" he wouldn't be shilling his pathetic life on a pathetic board like /r9k/ you fucking moron.

unless this is eggman which, it probably is.
fucking pathetic.

>>38997398
I'm not Eggman, but I thought it was pretty hilarious that I found his "girlfriend" posting late night instagram slut shots

>>38997398
bad *bait, whoops

>>38997376
Is he really moving up?

>lost fat and got a better haircut
>got more comfortable in front of a camera
>his rap game is improving

That's all true, but consider that his most recent rap clips all have below 3000 views and he hasn't sold a single record yet

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>>38997376
>Bragging to a bunch of depressed NEETs on a Venezuelan boating forum

>>38997198
>I hope you don't plan on losing that virginity any time soon
You're right I don't. I never intended to date anyone or have sex with anyone, all girls are roasties and only want Chad's cum, there's no logical reasons to date anyone, because it's a waste of time.

>>38997330
I saw a video of his where he talked about working like 13 hours a day at a gas station or something

>>38997454
Yeah, I'm sure roasties are all about that minimum wage

>>38997447
>>38997376
eggman is still a fat ugly poor miserable loser

the day he gets a respectable job and his own home with a normal wife (not that ugly thing in the op pic) then i'll envy him

>>38997392
>Pretty sure he's said on livestreams that he's neet and living with family.

well that gives me hope that even i can find a gf one day.

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The more I look through her pictures the worse it gets

>itt losers that CANNOT stand that eggman started with nothing and was hurt for years and now finally wins a good life and girlfriend

pathetic. go back to your mom's basement, virgins

>>38996998
There are lurkers that archive faces and try to keep track of who is who. They have been around since I started in 04

>>38997581
Just searched the alternative tag on instagram and there she was

>>38997551
Nice Crass t-shirt tho.

>>38996664
So Eggman has a QT girlfriend? How the hell did this happen? Wait... I bet he's tall.

>all this jealous anger
You guys are too funny. If she were to walk into a room with you guys and announce she was single, every one of you would be crawling on your bellies, kissing at her ankles for the opportunity to be an orbiter.

>>38997551

so its a female right? or is eggman, after browsing countless threads about traps, getting some boipussy?

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>>38997858
I'm guessing female, but still not sure

>>38996664
>>38997904
Wtf could stick someones eye out with that chin

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>>38997063
Jeezus, why do girls think slut shrapnel is attractive? Is it because it subconsciously reminds men of the staples in a porno mag?

>>38998208
FUCK I remember that advert
Strong wtf at everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunMICmz1nQ Kek

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>mfw eggman or his gf made this thread for attention

no one just stumbles upon this shit.

>>38998735
Is that image you, femanon?

>>38996875
Terrible taste in tattoos. I 100% guarantee that years from now she will regret those ones.

>>38998735
>implying an anon on the ROBOT9001 board wouldn't spend their valuable time hunting down a random guy he's never going to meet's girlfriend

>>38996664
Eggman's got above average HEIGHT and FRAME, only his face got all fucked up. But still HEIGHT and FRAME is enough to get pussy from time to time but Eggy knows she will cuck him when she gets bored of virtue signaling and leeching of his internet fame.

He probably doesn't give a fuck, he's fully black pilled about women. IF you want to be loved one needs FACE.

>>38998769
>being this newfag
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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She is fucking atrocious and a whore to boot wow

>>38996664
whats eggys twitter?

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Just imagine how ironic it would be if she were to cheat on him with some Chad

>>38999488
At least he got laid

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ITT buttblasted virgins BTFO by the fucking eggman
fucking lel

>>38998225
Yeah she will be the next Dr. Who if it turns out she is a lesbo.

>>38997325
Because he's an attention whore who is the embodiment of the /soc/ mindset, he just happened to be ugly. He was also always a normalfag and wasn't even a virgin by the time he came here.

He's essentially the world's ugliest Chad.