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Dubs decide (First time texting her)

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Dubs decide

(First time texting her)
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"I'll skip the bullshit; want to have sex?"
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>>38991728
I fucking hate your name and my phone's about to die
Pls send nudes
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Girl, you are like a magnet, attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front.
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>>38991728
Licc my boi pucci pls bich.
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Lexi, can I tell you something personal?
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>>38991728
how are you doing, m'lady?
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>>38991777
WINRAR OP deliver or you are the fag among faggots
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>>38991777
Those are trips; don't count.
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>>38991777
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

OP YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER
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>>38991777
this is so retarded i laughed
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How does it feel knowing you're a virgin and everybody hates you just for existing. Everyone thinks you're ugly and creepy based entirely on your genetics and there's nothing you can do about it except play video games and jack off to anime? How does it feel when we tell you that it's all your fault even though we know it isn't? What are you gonna do about it? What do you have to live for? It's never going to get any better. There's no girl out there waiting to cross paths with you. That's some Hollywood shit. That's not reality. You're living in La La Land. Get real. You have nothing to live for. All your dreams are unrealistic. You're delusional. You're a creep. Go kill yourself nigger.
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I'm gay

orgianing
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My father's sick. Well, dying, actually. He has cancer and there's nothing they can do. It's caused me a lot of heart ache. Unable to sleep, I lay in bed and I think. I think about where i want to be in the next five years. It can keep me awake for hours. I want to make my father proud, but it's hard when you don't have a clear goal and he only has a year at the most. It's weird, but messaging you helped me. I think I finally have an answer to the meaning of life. Well, my life anyhow. I've decided that I'm not going to try to get a hot girlfriend anymore. I'm going to settle. I'm going to settle for you. Sure, we may have ugly kids, but at least my father will smile, with tears in his eyes, and know that he didn't raise no faggot. Help me make my father smile one last time, before he leaves this earth. Take my virginity.
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>>38992055
If nobody cared about the tripfag, dubs here.
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>>38992055
WINRAR WINRAWR

do this one op do it now
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>>38992072
>>38992078
Should I do the dubs or the trips? Its up to you guys.. fuck
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>>38992114
I like the dubs more personally the first time i read it I laughed
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>>38992114
Trips beat dubs

Oregano
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>>38992114
Trips. Dubs are just mean
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>>38992130
That's the point homofag
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>>38992114
dubs has a much greater reply potential
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>>38992114
In the tradition of 4chan, I as the writer of the trips will vouch for the dubs, as so that the prank will escalate. Plus mine was just a throwaway.
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Deliver when? Bump
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I did the dubs

She's typing.. Fuckk why did i do this rip
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whats your favorite color

ask her that
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>>38992281
We're behind you, OP.

Or I am at least.
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>>38992330
What happened? Organic Oregano
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>>38992281
Let's see the results
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WeII fuck me familia..,
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OP DELIVERED

gg.

Don't worry OP, we'll love you more than any Stacy could anyways.
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>>38992380
bruh wtf were you thinking idiot
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>>38992380
im fucking crying dude i didnt think youd go threw with it
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>>38992380
It means i want you to fuck my boipucci

Get
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>>38992380
Oh, so you hate cancer patients now? I see how it is. You can take my cock and say no more about it, or I can explain to your parents how you wanted to increase the suffering of a dying man.
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>>38992380
You are a beautiful man thank you for your service
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>>38992380
The absolute madman

orgnl fuck you 4chan
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>>38992380
Now tell her "its just a prank bro"
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>>38992380
please fart on me
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Das bolschewistische Ungeheuer, dem sie die europaischen Nationen ausliefern wollen, wird sie und ihre Volker dereinst selbst zerfetzen. Der Jude aber wird nicht die europaischen Volker ausrotten, sondern er wird das Opfer seines eigenen Anschlages sein.
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>>38992380
If I were clinically insane, would that be a problem? Not that I am. I can check with my doctor in a few days to prove it to you. Anyway, I just think we should sit down for a bit and talk about our ideal futures, see if they match up. I think you'd make a good mother and I want this to work out.
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>>38992380
Christopher has declared his independence from the Canadians and the British Common Wealth

All the unjustified attacks against me make the entire British Commonwealth less than him which is inferior
and also rejected by God and the very idea of good in the universe

All people who show allegiance to the British Commonwealth can only possible be considered bad
and as such are the lowest forms of life in the universe
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Here's a secret... because Canadians child abused Chris Berrington and Erin Zimmer they made the human race enter a degeneration mode and it is no longer possible to classify most humans as intelligent sentient life anymore. Once you're a vile piece of shit you can
only get worse because you shouldn't exist at all.

They may appear in control of themselves and sentient but there is something forcing them to live like puppets
because all female spirits in the universe lost the
will to exist after Chris and Erin were violated.

There is truly no reason to exist because it is
actually impossible for any genuine good to ever
exist on earth ever again.

Everything can only possibly be offensive (disgusting)
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Years ago I started drawing and writing and finally started noticing some of the cryptic design of this
language and earths maps. This is the story the Canadians created to make Chris more miserable.
Within the design of the English language are a couple of Identities and birthdates which relate to
names such as God, Satan, Allah, Vishnu, Krishna, Buddha, Lucifer, Jesus and Christ etc. Some being
manipulating this reality created such people and with the assistance of the Canadians created a story to
go with a few word and art patterns. Simple encryption methods such as shifting the letters of a word
certain times to create other words or changing letters to numbers like A=1 B=2 C=3 etc. Or a closest
match method like mirroring where letters like B is similar to P and H to N, or G to C and so on are
utilized in this country to create the trashy story for the species and reality.
Starting with the word GOD you could say O is as 0 so GOD = 704 which as time could be 7:04 which
would be 7.06r hours and 7:06 is 6h and 66minutes. So in a way, GOD is 666. Another way of expressing
704 would be that O is a hint for a circle/clock so the hands at 7 and 4 can lead to more patterns. If you
go around the clock a third time and create combinations, you find interesting results
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yo so what do i say seriously
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Try to visualize these truths The most important woman in the history of the universe lets the repulsive degenerate retarded clowns who premeditated molesting her treat her like a retarded whore pig Then these people actually present the forced molestation and rape relationships as motivational love stories to encourage the stock of disgusting human filth They made the most important woman to ever exist the most pathetic life form in the universe And its not just her any woman who is sexual on this world is basically whoring herself to molesters creeps, retards and knowledge of them and giving away the white countries to immigrants and celebrating the love of faggots. The English people actually decided to celebrate the filth of homosexuality while ruining the innocent love God children from the moment they were born
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>>38992560
Send her one of those gay English language things dude above is posting
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>>38992560
Tell her it was a meme. If she doesn't believe you, start shitposting copypastas.
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Attempt to visualize Deesa truths ... The most important
Woman in Universum's history, LAT disgusting;
Degenerate, retarded from being transferred
Antastius legs, legs treated like leaving you pig.
When Deesa people actually presented forced
Unreasonable rape relations and as motivating
Love stories technology encourages the stock av disgusting
Human dirt. It did give the main art of the woman
Newest pathetic life form ever exists in the universe.
And it's not just her ... a woman who is sexually involved
World AR I The reasoning hour Sign that molesters, crawl;
Delay the OEH rapists.
What the western world has done is beyond quivering
And has made this art planet and galaxy
Inconvenient AV universe.
The Creator Created A Love God And ATT Goddess Control
The World Together Men in English decided by meant
The lake and so forth Antastius Continues, rapeseed, medicine, gift;
Abusive, frustrate and then belts Enlarge love God
TA forbids goddess and makes her nostrils worthless
Dar russin pathetic way of life ever exists. at the same time
Press Knowledge to give AND give away
Life Immigrants Landing Two and FIRA
"Love" By Bow.
Grant in English The people actually decided art FIRA
Tilth homosexuality at the same time Increase innocent love
Gnd's child from giving momentum of feed ...
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Hey Lexi, sorry I let my brother on the phone, he's going through some rough times. I really want to apologize, I don't think he meant anything he said.
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Well, It means that it's okay. I accept you for what you are. In time, I may even find you cute. But I don't appreciate you calling me mentally ill. If this is going to work, then you need to stop the name-calling and accept me like I've accepted you. When can we meet up? I do have a deadline, you know.
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>>38992625
rerolling for this.
originally
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niggers niggers coons
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My name is not important, what is important is what I'm about to do. I just fuckin hate this world and the human maggots festering on its caracass. My genocide crusade begins now.
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>>38992642
>>38992625
Once again, rerolling very originally.
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>>38992654
roll irgnil
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>>38992625
Fuck the dubs I'll say that just to get out of this shit
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>>38992654
rerolling in a very original manner
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>>38992625
Rerolling for this, OP try and redeem yourself
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>>38992722
o shit
orgiginal
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>>38992625
ill reroll for this to help OP out
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>>38992722
uh oh spaghetti-Os
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>>38992722
If dubs, don't choose this and post this instead: >>38992625
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>>38992833
what kind of redditry is this, that's not how it works
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>>38992858
fuck off, it's for the greater good. 33>22
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Even though no dubs on that it was a decent coverup so why not
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Man, Lexi figured us out.
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>>38992905
Congratulations, your brother will be bullied by chads for years to come because of this.
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>>38992905
What a fucking bitch

original originally d
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>>38992905
Wanna sit on my face?
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>>38992905
Okay, now reply "Sorry, he's always been like that. I hope he didn't bother you too much. I was just hoping we could have a chat, I wanted to get to know you better".
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>>38992905
>I feel sad for his pathetic life

you fucking bitch how dare you badmouth my brother you uggo
bitch you're ugly as fuck you should be thanking Jesus that even I'm talking to you so you'd better shape up and get on your knees
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>>38993005
Rolling again
originally
really originally
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>>38993005
I'll get you laid if it's the last thing I do, pick this one: >>38993005
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I know right? He can be a bit of a dick sometimes. But hey, at least we're talking now.
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>>38993005
i hope someone rolls this

What if a based Anon with dubs could not make me look like a fool and instead helped me get laid
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>>38992905
>Having 7 unopened texts
Get out of here you normie.
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>>38993005
Rolling for OP to pick this post: >>38993005
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>>38992905
Anyway, I think you dress like a skank and I wanna pump and dump you. How does that sound, babe?
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I don't know if my brother thinks he's funny, but it made me laugh. I guess you had to be there.
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>>38993066
If repeating integers, don't pick this and choose this: >>38993005
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>>38993066
If I roll integers that repeat, don't pick this and choose this: >>38993005
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>>38993066
OP if you deliver again on this one I will love you no homo style forever
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>>38992905
Yeah, lol sorry. I'll tell him off for saying that. Don't be too harsh on him though because the stuff about our father is true and my brother has been taking it very hard.
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open boob pls tank u
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>>38992905
"Well, he wasn't wrong about my wanting to fuck you, you dirty slut."
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>>38991728
Hitler did nothing wrong.


oregano thybtrvgrf
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>>38993086
>>38993108
I'm trying so hard do get OP laid but you morons never want to see robots ascend. OP, follow the posts above and post this instead: >>38993005
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>>38993005
Rolling oreganoilly for this
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>>38993163
he's asking r9k to tell him what to say, he never had a chance.
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its on you guys now boys, help me get laid
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>>38993239
wow, this cocksucker betrayed the dubs rule for his own personal gain
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>>38993239
Holy shit it's looking good
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>>38993239

tell her that "op is delivering"

she'll be very confused then you strike ~demarai
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>>38993239
I've been the last two messages, btw. This is what I recommend saying next (I have never been this far with a female so this is all experimental): Do you have any plans for this weekend? I'd be open to stop by someplace and grab a bite, we can shoot the shit for a while, get to know each other a little better. What do you say?
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>>38993239
I am an autist. This is autism speaking right now. I don't get what she means.
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>>38993256
I already picked dubs you cunt, stop being greedy
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>>38993256

Yea what a fag
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>>38993284
Rolling again, post this and then your virginity is all on in your hands: play your cards right and you will win.
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Yeah, haha. My little brother overpowers me sometimes. I'll try not to let it happen again, but he's so strong and I'm so weak. Meh, I'm a lover not a fighter.
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>>38993239
"whats your favorite type of food i was wondering if you were free some time next week."
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>>38993300
Triple double, get on my level boys. Post what I rolled for OP, let's see how she responds.
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>>38993284
It's way too early for this
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>>38993289
you picked dubs for the first comment and then told her "jk lol", coward
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I just wanted to ask can I eat your ass? please write back as soon as you can
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>>38993323
Well what do you recommend? I think it's bold, he's getting straight to the point. What else is there to say, don't beat around the bush. It's better than the rest of them.
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In truth Lexi I fantasize about being shrunken down and living in your ass crack. Surviving off of your booty sweat, the skin flakes of your bum, and your love juices. You will be a literal goddess to me and I will be nothing but a toy.

I masturbate to this fantasy every night Lexi.

*include pic related*
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>>38993315
Really nigger? She's gonna know your real intentions, you wanna get laid. Maybe she's acting like that to see what OP's intentions are with her, and he already blew his cover.
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>>38993342
reroll?

cfvgebrhnjtmykhb
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>>38993239

Empathy test pls OP

"Oh don't worry about him. While beating his ass, I called him a loser and told him to kill himself. I wonder why that crying faggot hasn't killed himself yet lol"
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>>38993288
It better be this one, OP
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>>38993342
Reroll
Origami bhjm
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>>38993239
"Look, I think your beautiful, I want to get to know you more, what do ya say we meet up sometime tomorrow for dinner, I'll even bring my gf too!"
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>>38993239
In truth Lexi I fantasize about being shrunken down and living in your ass crack. Surviving off of your booty sweat, the skin flakes of your bum, and your love juices. You will be a literal goddess to me and I will be nothing but a toy.

I masturbbate to this fantasy every night Lexi.

>include pic related
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>>38993406
Re rolling but change gf to bf
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>>38993351
rerolling for this

otrootorgeneo
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>>38993300
You're doing God's work anon

orgnigj
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>>38993424
fugging heck reroll again
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>>38993424
reroll

reroll damnit. Since when are dubs this hard to get?
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>>38993453
So you don't have any plans for the weekend, cool. I'll pick you up at 6.
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>>38993453
you already lost her, now she thinks you're desperate
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>>38993453
>buddy
She's not taking you serious, boi....
She already knows your intentions, OP, she knows all you wanna do is fuck, she's gonna drop you
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Sorry, I gotta be quick because my phone's dying. my brother stole my charger, and my virginity.
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>>38993424
reroll

Op i'm going to friggin reroll until i get dubs. I dont care if your text conversation is real or fake. I just want to see how you or her (if she's real) reacts to my autism.
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>>38993424
reroll

pls work this time original familio
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>>38993453
I know you're not going to let me fuck you, but can I at least watch next time you get fucked? I'll be quiet.
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>>38993325
then roll dubs faggot
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>>38993453
"I can introduce you to my brother and we can get this all straightened out"
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>>38993453
That won't be the last time you say those words. You'll say them after we copulate, too. Intercourse.
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>>38993453
I'm trying, my dude. Reply with this: "Lol, I thought so, too. Worth the shot. So, what are you up to now?"
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>>38993424
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll
original famsquad
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>>38993552
Rolling for this reply so OP can get laid
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Please let me prep you for my bull
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>>38993424
reroll

I have no shame op I will continue this. Last time was so close FUCK
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>>38993542
rerolling for the laughans
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>>38993552
Hurry and roll dubs my brother
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>>38993532
This is my attempt at a reroll
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>>38993424
reroll

famigami
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>>38993552
>>38993591
Trying, here's another shot.

If repeating integers, cancel out this post: >>38993599

To choose this one instead: >>38993552
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>>38993541
Rerolling with this origami
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>>38993599
too bad he'll just wait for the other anon to get doubles again.
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>>38993532
>>38993599
WINRAR

yh9ujkihyugtyh7ujki
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>>38993424
THIS THIS THIS
reroll
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>>38993325
i did you dicknozzle
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You retards will do anything to ruin OPs shot at a date.

Rolling digits for this: >>38993552
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>>38993453

Find common ground quick! Ask about her hobbies, what she likes to do, etc. Then relate yourself to whatever she decide to talk about. Break the ice.
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>>38993622
Two dubs, but sadly this guy is correct.
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>>38993424
REROLL

OP YOUR ASS IS FUCKING GRASS
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i want to be lexi's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lexi blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lexi blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lexi hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lexi hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lexi face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
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>>38993599
>>38993622
Double doubles wanting
>>38993532
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>>38993644
If dubs pick >>38993662 followed by >>38993424 instead.
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>>38993532
Goddammit fucking fine I'll do shit shit baka robot forever fuck it
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>>38993552
Rollerino oregano
don't pick the retarded ones OP
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In truth Lexi I fantasize about being shrunken down and living in your asscrack. Surviving off your booty sweat, the skin flakes of your bum, and your love juices. You will be a literal goddess to me and I will be nothing but a toy.

I masturbate to this fantasy every night Lexi.

>include pic related
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>>38993688
I got it, pick my post it's better than the other ones, trust me: >>38993552
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>>38993690
rerolling for this saint among men
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>>38993643

Lmfao thats awful. He already got dropped. That'd be the nail in the coffin.
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>all these faggots trying to get OP to have a regular conversation
are you always this fucking dull?
rerolling for >>38993662
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>>38993722
I'm pretty sure fantasizing about being a midget in her ass is worse. That literally permanently disqualifies you from her pussy.
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How many of you fuckers want OP to fail and not get laid?
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>>38993690
reroll

lmao this anon a funny man
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>>38993741

But not her ass
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>>38993742
All of us

>>38993690
rerolling dis
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>>38993701
I'm sorry dude thanks for the help but I didnt pick dubs last time so I had to this time :'(

Fuck you anons. Pieces of shit
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>>38993742
He's already failed, and due to poor "good" advice, came off as desperate.

also, rerolling for
>>38993690
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>>38993741
>midget

a little offended anon. Shrink ray victims are no laughing matter.

>>38993690
rerawl
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>>38993785
at least end strong with either >>38993690
or >>38993662
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>>38993785
Well, I tried. The odds were not in our favour. You should have listened to me, you will most likely never get a chance with her again.
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>>38993800
AY WE GOT A WINRAR

Time to deliver OP
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>>38993800
FUCKING DO IT OP. It's already over anyways.
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>>38993785

Good shit my dude. She wasnt gonna fuck you anyway.
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>>38993785
damn anon almost had her
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>>38993785
Op you have to finish off with
>>38993690
because >>38993800
and your ordeal is over
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>>38993843
No, he didn't.

originalgami
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>>38993843
No he didn't desu
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>>38993785
ANon she's already never gonna fuck you. Just do >>38993690
It'll be fucking funny
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>>38993785
Give her a reply and say it was your brother again.
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>>38993843
he at no point was ever close. At the beginning all he had a chance of being was one of her orbiters.
>>
Don't you dare end this conversation if you do i'l slit your fucking throat
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>>38993785
Op don't be a shitter do >>38993690
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>>38993915
It's already over. She's realized that he's not worthy of being her beta cuck orbiter.
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Fuck your dubs. It's over so just for the shits I did this in hopes she'd have a giggle maybe but no response

>>38993894


Again fuck you faggots except >>38993804
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>>38993943
He could at least end it with a bang
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>>38994010
Op you're a spineless little faggot thats never gonna get laid.
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>>38994010
Charge your fucking phone you cocksuckingthiswasunorigionalsoihavetomakesomebullshit
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>>38994010
Imagine being this fagg
seriously op nut up and end with a bang
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>>38994010
fuck you op, you're a pussy after all. finish with >>38993690
or >>38993662
or you will be forever a pussy faggot
>>
>>38994010
Sorry I could't help, OP. Next time, don't pay attention to the repeating integers unless it's a reasonable response.
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>>38994099
you're a boring pussy
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>>38994099
he's not even talking to a real girl you retard.

>>38994010
Nice going there faggot. You already ruined any remote chance of fucking her and you ruined our fun at the same time. She's correct you are incredibly pathetic and useless as a person.

Pls consider suicide
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Lexi is a nigger.
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>>38994149
I want to elevate the robot to get laid, how is that boring.
>>38994160
Likely, but I'd like to imagine that he is.
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>>38994172
shut the fuck up you stupid pussy
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>>38994191
shuttu the fuck uppu
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>>38994160
the last post was a meme dipshit, obviously that wasn't my brother

>not even talking to a girl
you're retarded
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>>38994265
I you actually sent that to a girl you're the retarded one m80

now why not do this for the keks >>38993690
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>>38994010
Just send her a link to the thread, best way to end shit like this.
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"this is (brother's name), (OP name) brother. my brother has licked you for a while now please give him a chance"
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>>38994323
u r da real big boi
>>
>>38994355
omg i got dubs first time every doing this OP please deliver
>>
>>38994323
Its a pussy move, but if you actually have to see her in your day to day life it might be worth doing.
>>
>>38994373
op's a pussy, won't do dubs despite explicitely making a thread to do dubs, and already ruined his chances anyway.
>>
That shank was a real bitch wasn't she?`
>>
>>38994355
If OP doesn't deliver, I will be upset.
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>>38994399
Huehuehuehue WHEASE
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>>38994378
I wasn't even saying it as a cop-out, I just think it's funny as fuck to have someone completely oblivious to chan culture try to read a thread that's centered around playing a joke on them.
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>>38994398
I did dubs twice you fucking nigger I'm not telling her to live in her asssweat, this thread is over you ended my chances with her go fuck yourself and go to bed
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>>38994424
>using a dubs game on 4chan to get laid with a girl
>actually expects it to work and gets mad when it doesn't
OP, you are a fucking idiot pussy who will never get laid
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OP is seriously weak.
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>>38994355
If dubs, change it to: my brother has printed pics of you and hanged them all over his room and he even cut out a hole around your mouth on some lolololol he's a fucking freak
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>>38994567
Off by one goddamit
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>>38993481
That wouldve been really slick, too bad OP doesnt want sex.
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>>38994010
Laughed out loud. You're doing God's work OP. Hope this isn't your oneitis
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>>38991728
"I want to smell your pinkknot".

It is how people say I love thee in my homeland.
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>>38991728
lexi is a fucking hoe name stick to traps and don't text back
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>>38994010
You're a fucking idiot if you think the "advice" you got was any good.
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