AMA

>>38991111
Why no fuck betas?

What's it like having more holes than men?

>>38991111
Do you seriously enjoy being on a board with horny/lonely/insane males?

>>38991130
Because I'm waiting till I get married

>inb4 liar

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>>38991111
How'd you get those digits?

>>38991155
Yes, I go on this board everyday. I feel like it's the only place where I can say how I really feel.

>>38991111
Why is a guying being attractive so important to you, like I could understand not wanting disgusting fat uggos, but the average to below average guy, you girls don't get with them, are PUA right and you don't get real pleasure from sex?

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>>38991164
I praise kek daily

>>38991132
It's normal for me

>>38991111
Do you like coffee cake?

>>38991192
To be honest, I say looks are important irl to appear normal. Facial recognition is honestly really difficult for me.

How old are you op? Where are you from?

>>38991234
It's not my favorite, but I don't hate it. I prefer other sweets

>>38991111
very good numbers

>>38991238
Are you an Aspie?

>>38991111
Do you currently have a boyfriend or girlfriend? What are your standards for friends and an SO?

How was your day?

>>38991156
>inb4 liar
You lied the moment you said you were female, faggot.
Also, reminder that all girls past 16 have punched their V card and that your autistic roleplay as a virgin waifu won't help that.

>>38991245
I am 20 years old and I live in Florida.

>>38991276
Yes
This comment is super ultra original

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>>38991358
>20
>female
>virgin
are you really weird looking or something?

>>38991328
I am a real girl and I'm not completely pure I have made out with a boy

>>38991404
No, it's a man, Einstein.
I can't believe it takes anime girls instead of /soc/ pics to dupe newfags these days.

>>38991419
>I am a real girl
>I have made out with a boy
Then get off my board you retarded skank.

Why do you want to wait for marriage?
Do you want kids?
Do you think you're pretty?

>>38991111
Why is there such a stigma around submissive guys? I would think a girl would like having everything taken care of for her.

>>38991453
Hang yourself. You enable the worst type of sluts.

>>38991404
I was raised in a super religious household. Although I have become more agnostic recently saving sex for marriage was one thing that really left an impression on me. I find it so inherently beautiful to do so.

>>38991501
If you think anyone is interested in this or busy it, you should put a bullet in your brain, you worthless, self centered shithead.

>>38991501
Lol. Male version of this right here. I sense it's kind of unusual for guys though.

>>38991501
>Although I have become more agnostic recently
That's a shame.

>>38991546
>tripfag
>bumps /soc/ threads
>lol
>"I'm just like you, m'lady"
If God was truly with us, you would be getting mauled by a kodiak.

>>38991567
Why so friendo?

>>38991156
>Because I'm waiting till I get married
This is nice.
I am happy I read this.

>>38991597
I like religious girls.

What's the biggest thing you've had up your asshole?

What do you think of men with this fetish? Would you do this with your future bf?

>>>/gif/11029085

>>38991568
>tripfag
Please be bait or GET THE FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT REDDITOR KILL YOURSELF NEWFAGGOT

>>38991453
See >>38991501 for the first question. I'm apprehensive about having kids because I'm really worried that they will be born with Aspergers and I don't want that. My mom says I'm pretty, but I don't see it; I've looked for validation in some dark places man.

>>38991667
>sperging out about tripfag vs namefag
Delet urself

>>38991619
To be honest and blunt with you, the handle of my hair brush.

>>38991602
>I am happy I read this.
I'm sad you're stupid enough to believe this.
>>38991674
>I've looked for validation in some dark places
Then go there you fucking cunt.

>>38991568
well I'd say I put a name up because it doesn't bother me and I felt like it.
I am just bored I guess.
What was I supposed to say? Kek?
What's with the whole m'lady thing?
You don't know me and I don't know you. I was simply just making a comparison.
Also, You seem jaded

>>38991729
This is one of those dark places friendo. (You)s make me feel like people want to hear what I have to say. Very validating.

You are trying too hard to sound perfect, it gives you away.

>>38991779
Everything I've said so far is true, but I'm far from perfect.

What is the difference between a cyborg and a failed normie

>>38991817
>but I'm far from perfect
So what's wrong with you?

Why aren't you lactating?

>>38991868
Because I'm not pregers

>>38991767
>(You)s make me feel like people want to hear what I have to say.
I'm not sure what's more pathetic. This, or the fact you think that anyone but desperate 13 year olds give a rat's ass about your whore problems.

I genuinely hope a truck blows your head open over the asphalt.

>>38991884
What the fuck femanon, why did you ignore my question? >>38991664

>>38991856
It's a man, retard.
Virgin females past their teens aren't real.

>>38991886
Must be a wizard to be this angry at the thought of a real girl, aspie or not, talking to robots.

>>38991884
You don't need to be pregnant, it just takes a bit of work.

>>38991856
>Aspergers
>immature
>non-flat stomach
>don't understand sarcasm/irony/most puns
>crybaby
Need I go on?

>>38991705
>the handle of my hair brush
Did it feel good?

>>38991747
>You don't know me
I know you're an autist who should probably mainline 10CCs of air.

>>38991930
>Need I go on?
But you haven't started listing negative points yet.

>>38991909
>"I'm 12!"
Attentionwhores belong on /soc/ you utter newfaggot.
>real girl
As if, queer.

This seems fun
AMA

>>38991934
>>38991952
Reminder that both of you will die alone, unloved, and desperately trying to fabricate a shadow of affection by sucking off E-whores.

Stop encouraging this self important fuckhead

>>38991959
May very well be right that its a larping faggot thirsty for (You)s. But still, to get this mad over it is telling. You didnt have to come into this thread, let alone reply 20 times. Youre just as bad as op.

honestly your probably in the wrong spot if your going to show up and pretend your a virgin waifu girl and use an anime pic like some fucking weeb. can't believe this shit. learn to only trust time stamps when people talk about themselves irl, people.

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>>38991358
What part of Florida? I live in Ocala if you know where that is. Probably not close to you though.

>>38992024
That's a 4 hour drive

>>38991992
>shitposting
>mad
Turbo newfag

>>38992024
You will never know genuine affection and should hang yourself tonight. Not like you'll ever have a chance at not dying alone.

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>>38992054
Yeah probably but its not worth killing myself over.

>>38991952
Hm... my inability to express myself with words so I scream, and cry, and bite my arm? How about the fact that when I get nervous or scared I chew on my sleeves to the point where they're tattered and gross?

>>38991938
I'm actually not but I do enjoy the odd company around here. And yes that means you too... it's more interesting than my boring friends.

>>38992054
>hurr durr newfag
Whatever you say buddeh
Maybe the pyro powers really are true? Let us know

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>>38992054
Why are you so mean dear anon?

>>38992132
Hes sad. No bully anon, anon.

>>38992107
Anon, those things are endearing.

>>38992106
>not worth killing myself over.
The kill yourself because you're a useless piece of trash.
>>38992112
>hurr durr
I already explained why you're a newfag, no need to prove me right.
>>38992132
Because worthless, gutter trash attention seeking cunts like you deserve to be met with nothing but vitriol, and need to off yourselves ASAP.

>>38992107
Honestly, i'd be weirded out at first and probably make a few jokes but it would definitely catch my attention if I saw those mannerisms during an interaction. That being said I like to study people so you'd have me interested at the very least.

>>38992110
>I'm actually not
According to who? The autist namefagging as "Dude with spare time"?
Go chug some Clorox, dipshit.

What do you want out of a guy? Personality and looks.

>>38992251
>so you'd have me interested at the very least.
No shit.
You're an underage permavirgin. A log with a vagina would have you as interested as this down syndrome attentionwhore.

>>38992283
Someone who isn't a simpering beta jackass like you.

>>38992294
;-; I don't have downs

>>38992294
Made me lol. Thanks man. Actually 22 and you suck at reading people over the internet (understandably). that quote doesn't surmise even a tiny fraction of who I might actually be. Nice try though.

I'm curious about mental disorders so I'll bite. What's it like having Aspergers?

>>38992276
Says all the mental tests that are required to get my job. I am not going to tell you how to live your life bro. You keep on doing your thing.

>>38992394
It's like being an alien. People do weird things you don't understand, and things that are normal to you they don't understand. You're thoughts are near impossible to transform in to language, but you still try. Metaphors and irony and sarcasm go right over your head. Jokes hurt you, but your honesty hurts others. And you know that you're really messed up because even your parents look at you with confusion and pity.

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>>38992353
>>38992353
Rlly maek u tink

>>38992512
Supposed to also tag >>38992382

>>38992476
What about your thoughts make them hard to translate into language? Is it because you have a difficult time articulating words in general, or are your thoughts different in some way?
Also what are weird things that you do that you didn't know were weird until others pointed it out?

>>38992476
Also how good are you at Math and other academic subjects.

>>38992107
I knew a girl like that.
She was fascinating. All of her strange little mannerisms, right down to the way she'd fidget around with her fingers, were absolutely captivating.
I swear I could have just watched her for hours.
The way she spoke, the way she moved, it was just so interesting to me.
I wanted to know everything about her and how she works, how she thinks, everything she likes, how she perceives the world, every single thing about her, right down to the tiniest detail.
God I wanted her to be mine so badly.

>>38992547
My thoughts don't happen in words they just happen. And I stutter when I get too excited. As far as weird things go I flap my hands when excited, I rarely look people in the eyes, apparently I dress weird, and some other stuff, but I remembered those first.

>>38992476
>your parents look at you with confusion and pity.
That's not because you're an aspie.
That's because you're a whiny, self centered hunk of shit who could help everyone out just by hanging themselves from a doorknob.

>>38992562
I'm very good at math! I'm in college right now for chemistry and I love it! Science is vastly interesting to me.

>>38992576
What went wrong anon? Why didn't you end up together?

>>38992632
>I'm in college
And yet you're still stupid enough to believe your skank ass belongs here.
Go use /soc/ you shitstain.

>>38992632
>>38992612
Have you taken one of those personality tests, and if so which one did you get? I'm going to go ahead and guess INTP as that is the most likely.
Also how is Chemistry going for you? I was planning on majoring in Chemistry originally, but after a few classes I changed my mind and decided on doing something more math focused, since it would be easier.

>>38992717
Dude, she's autisic. She probably has the mind of a 12 year old.

>>38992476
Hey. Read this. I'm being serious. Study it. You can improve your social skills you just need put more effort than normal into it because of your condition.

I don't have it but I have friends who do. If you really want to be understood and understand others put effort into it.

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Autistic_Survival_Guide

Read this

>>38992735
I've taken that test several times but I keep getting different results (usually depending on how I feel that day). Chemistry is going very well, I get to take physics next semester! I'm so excited!

>>38992656
I was too beta to ask her out, and she ended up moving away.
Regrettable.

>>38992806
Well have fun with physics then, calculating trajectories with vectors is especially interesting.

So what is your empathy like as someone with Aspergers? Do you usually feel nothing when someone is expressing an emotion, or are you able to notice something?

>>38992954
Some emotions a too subtle for me to pick up on, but if I can understand that someone is hurting I'm very empathic. This is probably why I'm not friends with many other girls; they expect you to pick up on too much subtly, especially if you're a girl too.

>>38993026
How hard is it for you to make friends? Are you able to make jokes even if you don't catch sarcasm/irony?

>>38993053
>>38993053
My only friends I had in high school where other kinds in the special class. Now, in college, I have neurotypical friends. The most difficult thing for me about making friends is I find it extremely hard to approach people. I make most of my jokes on basis of memes, but sometimes one of my friends will make a joke using sarcasm or irony and I'll be really confused or sad, and they have to explain to me that it was a joke, and then I end up laughing nervously.

>>38993186
ANON

Don't ignore this:>>38992786

>>38993199
I won't, I have in open in another tab and I will read it in my free time.

>>38993186
How often are you happy? And how much do you desire social interaction?

>>38993340
>>38993340
I get very happy very often, but I also get very sad very often. I gues that's a girl thing?
They put children with Aspergers in different categories depending on their desire for social interaction. I'm in the 'active but odd' category, meaning I deeply want relationships with other but it is extremely difficult for me.

>>38992742
All the more reason for her and her retarded beta orbiters to neck themselves.
>>38992806
>>38993026
>>38993186
You are not equipped to get through college. You are far too dumb to ever succeed in upper level classes, and will crash and burn after gen eds because you're too fucking repulsive and stupid to make study buddies.

Take some rope and end it right now so you won't delay your pain, or stay in your hugbox of equally pathetic retards that will only enable your failure.

>>38993421
>I gues that's a girl thing?
No, it's a broken retard thing.
Go eat a bullet, slut.

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>>38993421
>I'm in the 'active but odd' category, meaning I deeply want relationships with other but it is extremely difficult for me.
>>38993026
>Some emotions a too subtle for me to pick up on, but if I can understand that someone is hurting I'm very empathic
>>38992476
>People do weird things you don't understand, and things that are normal to you they don't understand. You're thoughts are near impossible to transform in to language, but you still try.

The more you describe this, the more it sounds like me.

>>38993564
We've all got a bit of the 'tism in us here.

>>38993564
>>38993619
How cute.
You two should help each other drive off a cliff.

>>38991111
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>>38993421
How good is your memory? Also if you play an instrument, are you good at that?

>>38993657
Fuck off normalfag
Orginanally

>am girl
>114 replies
Don't answer this I'm not coming back but what the fuck happened to 4chan?

>>38991111
Every woman who's ever gone down on me has told me I taste better than average.

This is a lie, right? This is something every woman says to every guy because she knows every guy likes to hear it. Give it to me straight.

>>38993724
It's one of the most popular websites in world. Girls post here. not your secret club. Deal.

>>38993689
My memory is average I would say, but certain things like sequences of numbers or poems that rhyme just stick with me.
I used to play Viola I'm elementary school, and I've been in choir for a while too.

>>38993798
Have you tried memorizing digits of Pi? If so how many digits? The highest I got to was around 240 in 12th grade.

>>38993715
>enabling roasties
>"normalfag"
Unironically kill yourself.
>>38993768
Proof that females post here solely for attention and should be quarantined in /soc/

>>38993844
Wow! That's really good! I haven't actively worked to memorize, but I do know a little. Maybe I should start.

>>38994001
For my memory I can memorize patterns and number sequences fairly well, but I can't memorize sentences and other strings of words. I can only remember the concepts and general ideas.
Memorizing digits of pi was pretty fun, though I was partly motivated by my desire to impress my classmates for pi day.
So anyway, are there any other things you do/ can't do due to having Aspergers?

>>38994078
My sense of touch is very developed, so I feel everything. Emotional talk is super hard, I had a boyfriend a while back and sometimes I would just scream at him often, no words, just 'AHHHHH' I still feel pretty bad about that.

>>38994078
AND ANOTHER THING! I don't know if this is Aspergers or just me in general, but the captchas are always so difficult!

>>38994188
Do you ever walk around barefoot? It must be interesting with that developed sense of touch.

>>38994211
That's odd, they're usually just simple pattern recognition, so it seems that someone good at math would have an easy time with it, but perhaps I'm making the wrong assumptions.

>>38991419
>>38991156
>>38991111
tits or gtfo

originagin

>>38994307
Walking around barefoot would be painful actually, I always have sock on.
I know is parttern recognition, but sometimes I can't figure out what they are. Sometimes I think I'm actually a computer.

>>38994416
>Walking around barefoot would be painful actually
That's why you should have developed some callus on your feet by walking barefoot all the time. I've gotten to the point where I can walk on gravel and even crush pine-cones with no problem. It feels really cool feeling the ground with your feet.
Anyway, I've got to go now to sleep, it was nice chatting with you.

Are you still here femanon. If so why are you still here, its 3am

>>38994797
Well, dear anon, that is because I have no life.

>>38994825
Same. What'd you think about how this thread turned out anyway.

>>38994837
Surprised, I expected to get s lot of hate and the thread to die quickly, so this was nice

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>>38994866
You did get some hate but some people were pretty nice. That's good /r9k/ is a funny place. There's actually a good amount of girls on here. Most of the time people don't draw attention to it.
Its good your happy though. What did you think about when people called the stuff you think of yourself as weird as, cute/endearing? Im curious. It'd have creeped me out.

>>38994915
It made me hopeful. I want people to like me. That is normal.

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>>38991111
are you a gamur girl(xd :3)? What games do you play?


pls say Gw2

>>38994931
Do you like talking to robots?

>>38994931
I think people can like you fine without fetishsing your quirks but I get how it might be...validating? I guessed. Like that's obviously not healthy behavior that needs to be addressed but I don't think you should feel bad/look down on yourself for it. Just try to work on yourself. Everyone has their quirks anyway.

>>38994990
Yes, you guys are easy to talk to and very relatable

>>38995096
Do you live in northern or southern florida? Be my gf.