Times you were an asshole

I don't get it, draw it out please.

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>>38990492
I am trying to go where the green arrow is, the red guy who (rightfully) called me an asshole was trying to turn left and had to slide past me

>>38990492
I believe he's driving in the middle turn lane, where its turns only.
a bike was trying to use it to get past him, but he can't, because he's on a fucking bike.
Its okay OP, he's on a bike, he has no rights.

>>38990570
Oh, I get it now. Yeah, you kinda screwed up, but 90% of bike riders are assholes anyways, so I wouldn't worry about it.

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>last day of high school senior year
>crowded stairs
>push first roastie I see at the top
>flys over ocean of people
>lands on 5 of them
>takes them all down
>domino effect
>moaning and crying kids
>cackle amd run to honda

>>38990750
Nice copupastu my dude

>>38990456
If the guy on the bike was in a hurry, he shouldn't have taken a FUCKING BIKE.

>On the bus home from school
>these 3 freshman kids sit next to me and start being real talkative
>take out my headphones to talk to them but only give one word answers
>the kid keeps laughing a lot and talking to me
>I get nervous and basically tell him that I don't want to talk to him and that he's annoying me
>the other kids tell him to leave me alone and then they leave
I feel kinda bad about it because it's possible that he was genuinely trying to make friends. I was super suspicious of everyone at the time so I thought that he was just trying to fuck with me esp. since he was a popular kid even as a freshman. Idk, he might've been fucking with me after all but I can't tell for sure so I feel like an asshole.

>>38990578
>>38990657

I should point out, by bike, I mean motorcycle

>op sorry when called an asshole on road
>I'm not sorry when I run fags off the road
Fucking pussy slam into him next time little bitch

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>in elementary school 6th grade
>kid brings in rare pokemon cards and these badge things
>at recess pretend to go to bathroom
>go to his locker open his bag
>take all the cards and badges and put them in my bag
>class starts back up
>see kid bring in his bag
>he starts looking through his bag and searching frantically
>see him start tearing up and hyperventilating
>after class teacher stops me and asks me if I know what happened to anons cards
>kid is behind her balling his eyes out
>"nope sorry man"
>dont flinch
>she lets me go and I go back home
>next day get angry for some reason (dont remember why) and beat up the same kid

I don't know why I did it

>>38990456
>be me
>be really quiet
>"stop being such an asshole, anon!"

>>38991112
Did you give him back the cards?

>>38991144
not really sure what I did with them but I know I never gave it back

>>38991205
i hate bully ass niggers hopefully you feel bad about it forever

>>38991221
Well he's in /r9k/, at least karma got him back.

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>3rd grade
>Teacher introduces us to new studen
>He's a refugee from the middle east
>Assigns him seat next to me
>He smells of curry and has girl clothes on
>I poke him with my pencil
>He yelps and calls the teacher over
>He points to his side and then to me
>She asks the people sitting around me if anyone saw any poking
>They all say no

I don't why I did what I did. Feel pretty bad man.

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>>38991112
same guy here, remembered another time

>be in highschool
>be at party
>smoking with friends in back yard
>guy comes up to us and asks for a cig
>tell him no and he keeps asking and starts getting really annoying
>guy tries reaching into my pocket to grab the pack
>get pissed and punch him
>we start fighting and end up wrestling him to the ground
>holding him down and tell my friends to hold his mouth open
>drop my cigarette butt in his mouth and hold his mouth shut
>tell him to swallow it
>keep punching him until he swallows it
>eventually he does

most fucked up part of that is the people there weren't trying to stop us and were laughing and cheering. saw him a few times after but never really had any interactions with him again.

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>around 12 years old
>headed to the park with little brother
>mom buys us fast food on the way
>try to take some of his food since I didn't get enough
>he gets upset
>tries to splash some water on me
>start kicking his head against the window repeatedly with boots on until dad has to break us up

>>38991569

I hope he kicked your ass when he got older

>>38991499
>She asks the people sitting around me if anyone saw any poking
Even she was against Mohammed.

>>38991642
Nope, he's a scrawny manlet who never leaves his room and cries when you say anything negative to him.

>>38991690
I wonder why

You're like my sister except I beat her up when she tried to abuse me

>>38990456
you don't actually think you were an asshole, right?

>in junior high
>guy we dont like has borrowed teachers calculator
>we take it from his desk
>sit at our desks breaking it
>put pieces wrapped in piece of paper
>hide wrapped paper near his desk
>puerto rican kid sees us do it
>pay him $1 to be quiet
>shityeah.jpg
>class ends
>go to study hall end of day
>guy we dont like is sitting by door
>teacher comes in with piece of paper
>dropping calculator bits on ground
>grabs guy and takes him to office
>dying.tiff

>still in junior high
>science class study hall
>other guy we dont like
>lab in back of room has various science experiments from younger student
>crystal
>light bulbs
>etc
>pick up big rock from geology project
>smash in some electricity projects
>loudnoises.mp3
>substitute teacher comes in
>say guy we dont like did it
>point to damage
>teacher takes him to office
>shake up all the crystal growth experiemnts while shes gone

>junior high history class
>group work
>borrow pen from guy
>return it by taking top and roller part off
>blow through open end like a straw
>blow whole ink pink into his backpack

>>38990456
>go to roadside store
>hobo asks for $1 to buy tea
>look at him angrily and say I dont have money
>he's like ok and leaves
felt kinda bad there.

>be at a music festival
>watching a band play
>some chad and stacy making out for most of it
>i flicked my half smoked cigarettes into her bag
>stacys bag catches fire
>bail.png