That cute girl you're interested in is fucking with chad right now.
You'll never have a chance with her.
>>38989276
Birch what if I am Chad?
Checkmate, normies
>tfw your oneitis is masturbating to a creepshot of you RIGHT NOW
How does it feel, bros? We're in there.
>>38989276
who is this? origigigigigigigi:D
>>38989276
I don't know any cute girls at all
>>38989276
what if she a 15 year old asian girl that barely see her socializing with other males?
I dont have any girls I'm interested in. I have spend too much of my time thinking about how unproductive I am as a person.
>tfw that cute girl I'm interested in has an old ugly Korean bf and she says she can't talk to me anymore because she doesn't want to upset him
>>38989276
OMG REALLY I ALOMOST FORGOT!!!
THANKS OP!!!
>>38989276
Stop reminding. Stop. Stop. STOOOOOOP!
Yeah, I know.
I imagine most people here figured that out by 16-17.
>>38989276
Well, you should know that I am completely delusional.
>tfw the cute friend you're crushing on is probably sexting his gf right now
>>38989276
thanks for the reminder, op
beta uprising when?
>girl you're interested in
She's this cute little brunette with a completely infatuating voice, I'm hopelessly thinking about us being together and yet I really don't know anything about her at all.
If I had an ounce of desirability within me I'd go say hello
>>38990885
>tumblr.jpg
>roastie whore
Checks out
>>38989530
She's in an arranged marriage then. Sorry.
I don't know if I am interested in any girls right now.
>That cute girl with a cute feminine penis you're interested in is fucking chad right now.
>You'll never have a chance with her.
>Crush on girl for years
>Tfw she comes out as lesbian
The cute girl o have a crush on is weird like me, but don't have enough ball to talk to her, pretty sure she doesnt fuck a Chad
>>38992915
>pretty sure she doesnt fuck a Chad
>>38992845
>Crush on girl for years
>she's pregnant and the baby is not mine
>mfw you read these threads and can't relate because you fucking know better than to expect anything from other people
>>38992915
Lol.
One of the things you realize when you grow older is that "cute innocent girl" you like is liked by everyone else too. And she's fucking the hot ones.
>>38989311
>tfw just realized I am chad
you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
>girl you're interested in
>implying
what kind of ant-worker retard do you take me for? interested in a woman? for what purpose?